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    More: Dumbass, Sheriff, Convenience store, Burglary, Criminal law, Theft, Wythe County, Virginia, Wythe County Sheriff's Office, United States  
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2021-09-01 12:06:53 AM  
Whythe he do that?
 
2021-09-01 12:11:46 AM  
I have two cards that I've had for decades ones American Express

I generally have between 900 and $1,100 cash on me

I've never had cash decline though I've heard it happens
 
2021-09-01 12:11:52 AM  
Good thing he's wythe, or the cops would have charged him with resisting arrest.
 
2021-09-01 12:14:25 AM  
How the fark do you end up a 40-year-old man pulling brainless shiat like this?
 
2021-09-01 12:15:01 AM  

yuthinasia: Whythe he do that?


He was exercising his rights.
 
2021-09-01 12:17:36 AM  
Whyights
 
2021-09-01 12:17:52 AM  
did they get him for DUI too?

Because if you're 40 and you behave like that sober... damn!
 
2021-09-01 12:18:47 AM  
You ever wonder how many people you cross paths with on a daily basis are one minor inconvenience away from going full Falling Down?
 
2021-09-01 12:19:00 AM  
Whyoghts please
 
2021-09-01 12:19:39 AM  
You used to be cool, Trogdor...
 
2021-09-01 12:34:03 AM  
When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in.
 
2021-09-01 12:34:43 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: How the fark do you end up a 40-year-old man pulling brainless shiat like this?


The president of the United States and all the news you watch tells you you're a special snowflake that is better than everybody else and deserves special treatment.
 
2021-09-01 12:43:18 AM  
I had mine declined because my husband lost his and reported it.  and forgot to tell me. The manager knew me and came over. He looked at the computer and said, "This card was reported as stolen". I must have had a terrified look on my face because he burst out laughing and said, "It's fine I know you. Did your husband lose his card?" AL I could say is, "Not again?" Everyone burst out laughing. I was so glad to cut the tension. It feels horrible when something like that happens. I felt like someone punched me in the stomach. Still, I would never do something so insane as that. In the end, I just gave them a different card. Then I called my husband at asked if there was forgot to tell me. He did not burn the store down either. I think that man could do with a little therapy.
 
2021-09-01 12:54:22 AM  
The Sheetz, The Sheetz, The Sheetz is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfarker burn. Burn  motherfarker, burn!
 
2021-09-01 12:54:47 AM  

daffy: I had mine declined because my husband lost his and reported it.  and forgot to tell me. The manager knew me and came over. He looked at the computer and said, "This card was reported as stolen". I must have had a terrified look on my face because he burst out laughing and said, "It's fine I know you. Did your husband lose his card?" AL I could say is, "Not again?" Everyone burst out laughing. I was so glad to cut the tension. It feels horrible when something like that happens. I felt like someone punched me in the stomach. Still, I would never do something so insane as that. In the end, I just gave them a different card. Then I called my husband at asked if there was forgot to tell me. He did not burn the store down either. I think that man could do with a little therapy.


Just be glad you're a man.
If you were a woman, they would have just assumed you shouldn't have your husband's credit card.
 
2021-09-01 1:06:54 AM  
Tried to burn down a Sheetz, so nothing of value was damaged.
 
2021-09-01 1:22:37 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: How the fark do you end up a 40-year-old man pulling brainless shiat like this?


You spend 40 years never being held accountable for your own actions.
 
2021-09-01 1:27:52 AM  

Begoggle: daffy: I had mine declined because my husband lost his and reported it.  and forgot to tell me. The manager knew me and came over. He looked at the computer and said, "This card was reported as stolen". I must have had a terrified look on my face because he burst out laughing and said, "It's fine I know you. Did your husband lose his card?" AL I could say is, "Not again?" Everyone burst out laughing. I was so glad to cut the tension. It feels horrible when something like that happens. I felt like someone punched me in the stomach. Still, I would never do something so insane as that. In the end, I just gave them a different card. Then I called my husband at asked if there was forgot to tell me. He did not burn the store down either. I think that man could do with a little therapy.

Just be glad you're a man.
If you were a woman, they would have just assumed you shouldn't have your husband's credit card.


Wrong, I was born without the outside junk and I produced two males monsters. One of whom helped to create two more.
 
2021-09-01 1:27:59 AM  

Gordon Bennett: OK So Amuse Me: How the fark do you end up a 40-year-old man pulling brainless shiat like this?

You spend 40 years never being held accountable for your own actions.


That's probably a safe bet.
 
2021-09-01 1:58:59 AM  

daffy: Begoggle: daffy: I had mine declined because my husband lost his and reported it.  and forgot to tell me. The manager knew me and came over. He looked at the computer and said, "This card was reported as stolen". I must have had a terrified look on my face because he burst out laughing and said, "It's fine I know you. Did your husband lose his card?" AL I could say is, "Not again?" Everyone burst out laughing. I was so glad to cut the tension. It feels horrible when something like that happens. I felt like someone punched me in the stomach. Still, I would never do something so insane as that. In the end, I just gave them a different card. Then I called my husband at asked if there was forgot to tell me. He did not burn the store down either. I think that man could do with a little therapy.

Just be glad you're a man.
If you were a woman, they would have just assumed you shouldn't have your husband's credit card.

Wrong, I was born without the outside junk and I produced two males monsters. One of whom helped to create two more.


Oh no.
A whole family of Trumpers.
 
2021-09-01 3:01:40 AM  
Holy fark we are a garbage species.
 
2021-09-01 3:57:11 AM  
Kyle Mabe, 40, is charged with Felony Arson, Felony Burglary, Felony destruction of property, Misdemeanor destruction of property and Misdemeanor larceny.
He was taken to the New River Valley Regional Jail and is being held without bond. More charges are possible, according to police.


Dayum. No bond and multiple felonies? That's black people charging right there.
Not that the charges are incorrect, but you would think a white boy would get vandalism or disturbing the peace or some shiat, and bail out home.
He must have done something to piss off the cops.
 
2021-09-01 4:20:10 AM  
Almost inconceivable that this guy wasn't already very familiar to the local cops.
 
2021-09-01 4:21:32 AM  
When a "person" has a declined card the cops should be immediately alerted and come pick the person up.  If they clear the problem in 24 hours, let them go. If they don't, they likely never will and will be a danger to society.  They must be exiled to Gitmo for life.  For our safety.
 
2021-09-01 7:47:32 AM  
More often while paying at the pump, the card will be declined because of low balance.

Google Authorization charge:

Basically, if you have $110 balance on your card, and scan at the pump, the card will be declined due to the Authorization hold. Its making sure you will jave enough balance to cover the fuel.

But, no Authorization charge is leveed at the register with the fuel dude. SMH.

/Just found this out with my son.
 
2021-09-01 7:50:08 AM  

Gordon Bennett: You spend 40 years never being held accountable for your own actions.


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2021-09-01 1:54:53 PM  

omg bbq: Holy fark we are a garbage species.


Nope, my son and his wife went to the dark side.
 
2021-09-01 5:58:25 PM  

Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals: Gordon Bennett: You spend 40 years never being held accountable for your own actions.

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What's happening in that photo?
 
2021-09-01 7:35:34 PM  

FleshMonkey: yuthinasia: Whythe he do that?

He was exercising his rights

raaiights.

Fixed that for y'all.
 
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