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2021-08-31 6:15:04 PM  
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2021-08-31 6:16:01 PM  
Threatening retaliation for complying with lawful requests. Nice.

What happened to "if you did nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide"?
 
2021-08-31 6:18:43 PM  
Violate federal law... How, Qevin?
 
2021-08-31 6:19:36 PM  
Witness intimidation and conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice.

Cuff him now
 
2021-08-31 6:23:37 PM  

markie_farkie: Witness intimidation and conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice.

Cuff him now


If Kevin had called up the head of Verizon, said these exact words directly to him, and it leaked afterward, it would be blatantly illegal as hell and a major scandal.

But do it publicly, and it's just no big deal. Same thing as "Russia, if you're listening..."
 
2021-08-31 6:24:12 PM  
Why do Republicans hate private companies?
 
2021-08-31 6:29:52 PM  
Qevin sounds scared. Make him sweat in fear some more.
 
2021-08-31 6:30:21 PM  
Sounds like Qevin is pleading guilty already.
 
2021-08-31 6:30:25 PM  
I'm starting to think that a criminal investigation might be warranted. If only we had a functional DOJ.
 
2021-08-31 6:32:05 PM  
Y'know Qevin, if you had just STFU, Democrats would eventually cave and do nothing like the do EVERY time there's a criminal Republican administration.
 
2021-08-31 6:32:11 PM  
Gee, exactly the kind of demand a totally not pants-on-fire guilty guy would make.
 
2021-08-31 6:34:37 PM  
Scotsman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Yep." Scotsman: "Mind if I speak to him?" welshman: "Dog dont talk But." Scotsman: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Welshman: (Look of shock!) Scotsman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Scotsman: "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief) Scotsman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse dont talk but." Scotsman: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Scotsman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the welshman) Horse: "Yep." Scotsman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement) Scotsman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheeps a farking liar!!

Qevin is threatening the Scotsman
 
2021-08-31 6:34:48 PM  
Witness tampering, nice
 
2021-08-31 6:35:28 PM  

wooden_badger: Y'know Qevin, if you had just STFU, Democrats would eventually cave and do nothing like the do EVERY time there's a criminal Republican administration.


They still will cave. Kevin can do whatever he wants.
 
2021-08-31 6:41:34 PM  
They are scared shiatless.
 
2021-08-31 6:54:13 PM  

OptionC: They are scared shiatless.


Good. Hopefully it's for good reason
 
2021-08-31 7:02:15 PM  
Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat
 
2021-08-31 7:03:40 PM  
Sounds like this needs to be investigated by the House Ethics Committee
 
2021-08-31 7:07:58 PM  

cretinbob: Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat


They Tweeted it just now:

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status​/​1432824617253670916

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2021-08-31 7:15:34 PM  

HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat

They Tweeted it just now:

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/​1432824617253670916

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Well, nothing says innocent like doubling down on witness tampering.

He's looking at the death penalty, isn't he?
 
2021-08-31 7:16:54 PM  
I also like how he says "a federal law" instead of referring to an actual federal law.
 
2021-08-31 7:24:46 PM  
Hmmm.... when you got nothing you hit the table.

thud, thud, thud.
 
2021-08-31 7:28:26 PM  
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2021-08-31 7:30:51 PM  

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Eventually Lieu will realize that there's a huge difference between quoting the law and enforcing it.
 
2021-08-31 8:01:42 PM  
Jan 6 will look like a church picnic when the worm turns and these fascists get rounded up and put on a chain gang picking up trash roadside America.
 
2021-08-31 8:07:05 PM  

cretinbob: Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat


It was another House idiot that said it the other day.

McCarthy is shiatting bricks over this and he's reduced to threatening potential witnesses and obstructing justice to stave off the inevitable.
 
2021-08-31 8:10:39 PM  

markie_farkie: cretinbob: Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat

It was another House idiot that said it the other day.

McCarthy is shiatting bricks over this and he's reduced to threatening potential witnesses and obstructing justice to stave off the inevitable.


^ This.  This is the sound of pure desperation on Qevin's part.  He is not a smart man, and his sweat is showing.
 
2021-08-31 8:13:25 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: markie_farkie: cretinbob: Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat

It was another House idiot that said it the other day.

McCarthy is shiatting bricks over this and he's reduced to threatening potential witnesses and obstructing justice to stave off the inevitable.

^ This.  This is the sound of pure desperation on Qevin's part.  He is not a smart man, and his sweat is showing.


I agree with both of you green folks
 
2021-08-31 8:24:01 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I'm starting to think that a criminal investigation might be warranted. If only we had a functional DOJ.


I'm starting to think a pol tab click bait thread is imminent.
 
2021-08-31 8:29:41 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x439]

Eventually Lieu will realize that there's a huge difference between quoting the law and enforcing it.


Yup. This is why that 'Ain't_Nuthin_Gonna_Happen.jpg' still gets plenty of play.

Ted, stop tweeting and start contacting the DoJ on why laws aren't being ENFORCED. They're being broken everywhere, but unless someone starts enforcing them...ANGH.
 
2021-08-31 8:37:07 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: markie_farkie: cretinbob: Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat

It was another House idiot that said it the other day.

McCarthy is shiatting bricks over this and he's reduced to threatening potential witnesses and obstructing justice to stave off the inevitable.

^ This.  This is the sound of pure desperation on Qevin's part.  He is not a smart man, and his sweat is showing.


it'll end up compelling him to testify before the committee, live, on tv, and it will kill him in the party
 
2021-08-31 9:06:16 PM  

markie_farkie: Witness intimidation and conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice.

Cuff him now


If Garland and Biden had balls thats what they would do.
 
2021-08-31 9:06:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: AdmirableSnackbar: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x439]

Eventually Lieu will realize that there's a huge difference between quoting the law and enforcing it.

Yup. This is why that 'Ain't_Nuthin_Gonna_Happen.jpg' still gets plenty of play.

Ted, stop tweeting and start contacting the DoJ on why laws aren't being ENFORCED. They're being broken everywhere, but unless someone starts enforcing them...ANGH.


Too many cops, not enough Federal Agents.
 
2021-08-31 9:07:51 PM  
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2021-08-31 9:08:56 PM  

cretinbob: I also like how he says "a federal law" instead of referring to an actual federal law.


Yah it violates the "republicans can't be held accountable" clause in the preamble of the constitution.
 
2021-08-31 9:09:45 PM  
Yeah. That dickweed was deep in the insurrection of 1/6.  Scumbag Republican. Whoops, sorry for being redundant.
 
2021-08-31 9:09:51 PM  
"A Republican majority will not forget."

If they comply, maybe that won't happen again for awhile.
 
2021-08-31 9:09:58 PM  
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2021-08-31 9:10:27 PM  
Big Telecom(which is not Big Tech) give just as much if not more to the GOP than Big oil.

The old adage of "never start a fight with a guy who buys ink by the barrel" is now "never start a fight with the guy who controls the fiber".

What this tells me is that these guys were too stupid to use burner phones.
 
2021-08-31 9:11:28 PM  
Where do I donate to make psychic spies investigate Qevin?
 
2021-08-31 9:12:35 PM  
But the real problem is that we American citizens expect justice to be served in a timely fashion
 
2021-08-31 9:14:10 PM  
Telcos will fold faster than Superman on laundry day.
 
2021-08-31 9:14:13 PM  

HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat

They Tweeted it just now:

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/​1432824617253670916

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Seems like he's changed his opinion on this stuff.

https://thehill.com/blogs/floor-actio​n​/house/243482-mccarthy-warns-of-furthe​r-action-on-patriot-act-next-week
 
2021-08-31 9:14:14 PM  
"A Republican majority will not forget."

Did I miss it? Has nobody pointed out the fact that he just gave away the entire game here? Seriously, that sentence to me is the worst part of it all. He doesn't mention the law not forgetting, or the people getting busted, he just mentions that a political party(his) will punish people for complying. He has zero mention of anything like legal penalties... Just what his party will do.
 
2021-08-31 9:14:20 PM  
And here we see the GQP in its natural form...

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2021-08-31 9:14:31 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Where do I donate to make psychic spies investigate Qevin?


Mmmm...psychic pies.
 
2021-08-31 9:15:19 PM  

Kat09tails: Hmmm.... when you got nothing you hit the table.

thud, thud, thud.


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2021-08-31 9:15:41 PM  
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2021-08-31 9:16:11 PM  

Mikey1969: "A Republican majority will not forget."

Did I miss it? Has nobody pointed out the fact that he just gave away the entire game here? Seriously, that sentence to me is the worst part of it all. He doesn't mention the law not forgetting, or the people getting busted, he just mentions that a political party(his) will punish people for complying. He has zero mention of anything like legal penalties... Just what his party will do.


Republicans crave totalitarianism. They don't want to think. They want a dictator to tell them what to do and what to think
 
2021-08-31 9:16:42 PM  

cretinbob: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Again?

// I don't think this is a submission repeat

They Tweeted it just now:

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/​1432824617253670916

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Well, nothing says innocent like doubling down on witness tampering.

He's looking at the death penalty, isn't he?


One can only hope.

/can we sell postcards of the hanging?
//and paint the passports brown?
 
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