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2021-08-31 5:48:56 PM  
Prom season is early this year?
 
2021-08-31 6:21:24 PM  
I got one I'm willing to sell you at a discount. Came out of a dumpster but I cleaned it up. May have some stains inside.
 
2021-08-31 6:22:09 PM  
That's disturbing.
 
2021-08-31 6:24:09 PM  
1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?
 
2021-08-31 6:25:49 PM  

Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?


That, and it's perfectly fine to walk around with a mask on, even sunglasses, too, if you want.
 
2021-08-31 6:26:03 PM  
Prom Night Dumpster Baby - Family Guy
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2021-08-31 6:31:00 PM  

mongbiohazard: I got one I'm willing to sell you at a discount. Came out of a dumpster but I cleaned it up. May have some stains inside.


A woman?
 
2021-08-31 6:31:35 PM  

Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?


3) Or that there are Safe Haven locations all over the country, where you can safely leave your infant NO QUESTIONS ASKED? Fire stations, libraries, shelters, hospitals, etc.

I know that an unwanted and/or unexpected pregnancy is absolutely terrifying. But this shiat really needs to stop. Also, congratulations to Texas for passing the most stringent anti-choice laws in the country. That should help things.
 
2021-08-31 6:31:53 PM  
Looks like a high school student miscarried or otherwise ended up with a dead baby and this is how she disposed of it.

/hopefully it was just a miscarriage
 
2021-08-31 6:32:16 PM  
Oh nooooooooo.
 
2021-08-31 6:33:10 PM  

MythDragon: mongbiohazard: I got one I'm willing to sell you at a discount. Came out of a dumpster but I cleaned it up. May have some stains inside.

A woman?


No, a backpack.

Also, a couple pounds of ground beef.
 
2021-08-31 6:35:41 PM  

Bedelia Grantham: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

3) Or that there are Safe Haven locations all over the country, where you can safely leave your infant NO QUESTIONS ASKED? Fire stations, libraries, shelters, hospitals, etc.

I know that an unwanted and/or unexpected pregnancy is absolutely terrifying. But this shiat really needs to stop. Also, congratulations to Texas for passing the most stringent anti-choice laws in the country. That should help things.


Yeah, but you can't really leave a dead baby in such locations.
 
2021-08-31 6:37:31 PM  
Always go shopping for spices before you start cooking.
 
2021-08-31 6:38:13 PM  

MythDragon: mongbiohazard: I got one I'm willing to sell you at a discount. Came out of a dumpster but I cleaned it up. May have some stains inside.

A woman?


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2021-08-31 6:39:33 PM  

Vitamin_R: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

That, and it's perfectly fine to walk around with a mask on, even sunglasses, too, if you want.


Some cameras are VHS quality. Good luck trying to prove who it was with grainy video.
 
2021-08-31 6:40:56 PM  
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2021-08-31 6:44:37 PM  

Geotpf: Bedelia Grantham: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

3) Or that there are Safe Haven locations all over the country, where you can safely leave your infant NO QUESTIONS ASKED? Fire stations, libraries, shelters, hospitals, etc.

I know that an unwanted and/or unexpected pregnancy is absolutely terrifying. But this shiat really needs to stop. Also, congratulations to Texas for passing the most stringent anti-choice laws in the country. That should help things.

Yeah, but you can't really leave a dead baby in such locations.


We don't know if the baby was dead when it was put in the backpack. Just that it was dead when the police checked the bag. The whole thing is tragic no matter what.
 
2021-08-31 6:50:09 PM  

Bedelia Grantham: Geotpf: Bedelia Grantham: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

3) Or that there are Safe Haven locations all over the country, where you can safely leave your infant NO QUESTIONS ASKED? Fire stations, libraries, shelters, hospitals, etc.

I know that an unwanted and/or unexpected pregnancy is absolutely terrifying. But this shiat really needs to stop. Also, congratulations to Texas for passing the most stringent anti-choice laws in the country. That should help things.

Yeah, but you can't really leave a dead baby in such locations.

We don't know if the baby was dead when it was put in the backpack. Just that it was dead when the police checked the bag. The whole thing is tragic no matter what.


Yeesh, that it an even worse case scenario.
 
2021-08-31 6:51:42 PM  

0lorin: [YouTube video: Prom Night Dumpster Baby - Family Guy]


Came for this.
 
2021-08-31 6:59:06 PM  
If she'd put it IN the dumpster it's unlikely anyone would have done anything.
 
2021-08-31 7:00:21 PM  
Well at least she didn't leave them laying around like a psycho.
 
2021-08-31 7:09:31 PM  
She put her kid away and went to get a hit?
 
2021-08-31 7:17:41 PM  

Bedelia Grantham: Geotpf: Bedelia Grantham: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

3) Or that there are Safe Haven locations all over the country, where you can safely leave your infant NO QUESTIONS ASKED? Fire stations, libraries, shelters, hospitals, etc.

I know that an unwanted and/or unexpected pregnancy is absolutely terrifying. But this shiat really needs to stop. Also, congratulations to Texas for passing the most stringent anti-choice laws in the country. That should help things.

Yeah, but you can't really leave a dead baby in such locations.

We don't know if the baby was dead when it was put in the backpack. Just that it was dead when the police checked the bag. The whole thing is tragic no matter what.


Or that it was a newborn.
 
2021-08-31 7:22:38 PM  

Birnone: Vitamin_R: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

That, and it's perfectly fine to walk around with a mask on, even sunglasses, too, if you want.

Some cameras are VHS quality. Good luck trying to prove who it was with grainy video.


No it's a pretty good face shot. Looking directly into the camera.
 
2021-08-31 7:24:47 PM  
The person of interest:

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2021-08-31 7:26:37 PM  
Fetus = OK to kill
Baby = Not OK to kill

Timing is everything.
 
2021-08-31 7:27:30 PM  
The next day:

"Becky, are you going to turn in your assignment on what you did this summer?"

"Um... I left it in my backpack."
 
2021-08-31 7:34:03 PM  
No word on the remains of the afterbirth?
 
2021-08-31 7:40:02 PM  

Geotpf: Bedelia Grantham: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

3) Or that there are Safe Haven locations all over the country, where you can safely leave your infant NO QUESTIONS ASKED? Fire stations, libraries, shelters, hospitals, etc.

I know that an unwanted and/or unexpected pregnancy is absolutely terrifying. But this shiat really needs to stop. Also, congratulations to Texas for passing the most stringent anti-choice laws in the country. That should help things.

Yeah, but you can't really leave a dead baby in such locations.


Well, then, where do you suggest we leave them? Your house?

What's your trash pickup schedule?
 
2021-08-31 7:45:50 PM  

Bedelia Grantham: Geotpf: Bedelia Grantham: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

3) Or that there are Safe Haven locations all over the country, where you can safely leave your infant NO QUESTIONS ASKED? Fire stations, libraries, shelters, hospitals, etc.

I know that an unwanted and/or unexpected pregnancy is absolutely terrifying. But this shiat really needs to stop. Also, congratulations to Texas for passing the most stringent anti-choice laws in the country. That should help things.

Yeah, but you can't really leave a dead baby in such locations.

We don't know if the baby was dead when it was put in the backpack. Just that it was dead when the police checked the bag. The whole thing is tragic no matter what.


"Among women who know they're pregnant, it's estimated about 1 in 8 pregnancies will end in miscarriage. Many more miscarriages happen before a woman is even aware she has become pregnant."

Sure, I guess even with the extreme frequency at which it occurs, a miscarriage is mostly still considered tragic in our society. But it really is just a part of the deal. And I suspect that a lot of women would suffer a lot less emotional trauma if we could wrestle just the tiniest bit of pragmatism back from the religious zealotry that otherwise rules every aspect of life in this country.
 
2021-08-31 7:45:52 PM  

Cafe Threads: Geotpf: Bedelia Grantham: Nick Nostril: 1) JFC.

2) In 2021, how do people not realize that every public place on planet earth is under 24/7 surveillance?

3) Or that there are Safe Haven locations all over the country, where you can safely leave your infant NO QUESTIONS ASKED? Fire stations, libraries, shelters, hospitals, etc.

I know that an unwanted and/or unexpected pregnancy is absolutely terrifying. But this shiat really needs to stop. Also, congratulations to Texas for passing the most stringent anti-choice laws in the country. That should help things.

Yeah, but you can't really leave a dead baby in such locations.

Well, then, where do you suggest we leave them? Your house?

What's your trash pickup schedule?


Babies are compost not trash.
 
2021-08-31 8:20:03 PM  
Miscarriage or boyfriend was cleaning his fists and they just went off on the baby.
 
2021-08-31 8:20:06 PM  
Did you see a sign that said dead baby storage?
 
2021-08-31 8:24:19 PM  
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2021-08-31 8:47:48 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The person of interest:

[th.bing.com image 474x266]


"All I have to do is not look directly at a camera. Hey what's that? A camera...d'oh!"
 
2021-08-31 9:33:44 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x874]


Dude that's just way sick. Not as sick as my chuckles but still.
 
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