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2361 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2002 at 8:22 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-14 08:24:25 PM  
Are you talking to me ?
2002-02-14 08:25:12 PM  
There's no on else here. I must be talking to you.
2002-02-14 08:25:36 PM  
Slayer: bastard beat me too it. touche!
2002-02-14 08:31:27 PM  
Sounds like a great memorium.....
2002-02-14 08:33:56 PM  
If Bobby hosts this WTC special, then the terrorists have already shiat thier pants.
2002-02-14 08:38:11 PM  
What, Planes hitting WTC? Why didn't anybody tell me?
2002-02-14 08:38:35 PM  
for those of you with absolutely no attention span, nor memory, CBS presents...
2002-02-14 08:40:51 PM  
It's time for Father De Niro to re-educate some terrorist ass.

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2002-02-14 08:41:00 PM  
for those of you who absolutly never read the articles, ever, this special will air footage taken inside the WTC after the planes hit that has never been aired before...

Sorry, couldn't help it.
2002-02-14 08:42:41 PM  
Starring Robert DeNiro as the tough, down-on-his-luck NYC fireman, come out of retirement for one last score... Wait that just sounds like a mix between a hollywood version of the WTC attacks and DeNiro's actual life.

Thay'll probably do a Pearl Harbor type version of this in a couple years, with the same cast and the same special effects, just dub everyone with NYC accents and remove 99% of the planes.
2002-02-14 08:44:35 PM  
Robert DiNero takes on the terrorists...

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2002-02-14 08:48:01 PM  
Yeah I'm talkin' to you Slayerswine ya pussie.
2002-02-14 08:49:02 PM  
How could they get DeNiro to play be in Godfather two? He looks nothing like me!

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2002-02-14 08:50:56 PM  
Out of order, I'll show you out of order... If I was the man I was 20 years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!
2002-02-14 08:51:02 PM  
for those of you just aching to see people running down the stairs of the WTC just before they die a horrible death under tons of flaming rubble, CBS presents...
2002-02-14 08:54:13 PM  
maybe I'm being a little insensitive, but I can't deny that I'd like to see what it was like on that day. I was in long island, working. when I tried to go back, I found that the train had stopped (I got home about 2 in the morning on that day)... my place is in Queens, and my tv had apparently been receiving the signal from WTC - from that day forward the tv was dead for about 2 weeks... so I didn't really see anything except for the pictures on the internet. I also failed to get the newspaper - all was sold out (thank god for the radio, though, I could get all the info I needed, like what's needed at the site, or how limited the access would be, etc). it's funny cos I live so close from the ground zero, I even used to work only a coupld of blocks away from WTC a couple of years ago... yet I was pretty much (at least visually) uninformed for a long time.

I'm especially how the tv news/ networks handled such an unexpected incident... the reporters/ news anchors must have been panicked - I wouldn't blame them though.
2002-02-14 08:55:50 PM  
oops.. it should be:

I'm especially interested in seeing how the tv news...
2002-02-14 08:56:12 PM  
Stile4aly: Err, maybe Im wrong, but wasnt that Pacino in "Scent of a woman"?
2002-02-14 08:59:32 PM  
43%: Much better, thanks.
2002-02-14 08:59:48 PM  
Phxtony - I heard that DeNiro was putting some cotton balls (?) inside his cheeks to make that bulldog-cheeks.

off topic, but Taxi Driver rocks... my absolute fave film.
2002-02-14 09:01:48 PM  
Cow song: I heard that about Brando doing the cottonball thing.
2002-02-14 09:01:49 PM  
I am what I eat.
2002-02-14 09:04:15 PM  
Wedge: anytime.
2002-02-14 09:05:37 PM  
Why? I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form. Listen, kid, we're all in it together.
2002-02-14 09:06:51 PM  
Is Joe Pesci going to be in it too?
And Martin Scorsese will direct it yeah?
2002-02-14 09:10:18 PM  
I dont think I will be able to watch this.
2002-02-14 09:14:08 PM  
All the schlock comes on at night - formulaic sitcoms, voyueristic reality shows, game shows, clichéd dramas, arrogant news magazines, prurient entertainment news, movie-of-the-week, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the TV screen.
2002-02-14 09:15:09 PM  
Victoly don't start quoting Brazil till you've filled out a 27b/6 in triplicate. :-)
2002-02-14 09:20:44 PM  
Im yeah ya see i dont have a computer
Mon, Wed, Fri i say the little words in my head
On weekends i tell my friends what to say
On Tues, Thur
You dont wanna kno
This reminds me of a dood i met at the mall
Long story short he claimed to have slept with Elvis, worked for the FBI and isnt from this planet
Whats this gotta do with De Niro?
Nothing, just that it seemed right outta a movie
Im serious this guy was a real cook
*Attention whore*
2002-02-14 09:23:24 PM  
Almost , but not quite as reprehensible as him being in the "Rocky and Bullwinkle" movie. Or "mad dog and Glory" for that matter. Bobby for the love of Jehova STOP!
2002-02-14 09:24:14 PM  
"Im serious this guy was a real cook"
what does his occupation have to do with least try and be an educated attention whore...

Love when the pot calls the kettle black....
2002-02-14 09:26:35 PM  
"Tonight on WKMG News:
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Scientists Study Why Sex Happens" guess is procreation and recreation.
2002-02-14 09:39:33 PM  
You wait, I'll be back!
2002-02-14 09:39:44 PM  
2002-02-14 10:19:34 PM  
I hear things, Joey, I hear things.
2002-02-14 10:44:49 PM  
Are you talkin' to me, Osama?
2002-02-14 10:48:55 PM  
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2002-02-14 10:49:33 PM  
We all know what happens next. hehe
2002-02-14 10:52:56 PM  
In a world gone wrong, where nothing is as it seems, and everyone is against you, where you can trust noone, where the hunter becomes the hunted, where a man must get revenge for the death of his family, where there can only be one ring to rule them all, and where corruption is everywhere. Robert De Niro is JACK HAMMER, in this summer's blockbuster event of the fall: Kick Ass Till Dawn: Lethal Death: The Omicron Conspiracy: Into The Zone.

Rated R
2002-02-14 11:05:58 PM  
bridget. fonda. yummy.
2002-02-14 11:26:05 PM  
Wirthling: very, very good.
2002-02-14 11:34:49 PM  
The post-Vietnam De Niro missed the deer on purpose.

What will the post-9/11 De Niro do?

(Just wanted to say "post-9/11"--it hasn't been said enough already.)
2002-02-15 12:15:14 AM  
I was wondering if anyone would get that reference.
2002-02-15 04:38:21 AM  

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

-Frank Zappa 1973
2002-02-15 05:28:56 AM  
Robert DeNiro is a cvnt.
2002-02-15 08:03:45 AM  
2002-02-15 08:04:05 AM  
2002-02-15 09:59:39 AM  
This weekend, Robert DeNiro is going to be filming a movie about half a block from our building. The production company slipped a "LOCAL RESIDENT -- PLEASE ALLOW THROUGH" placard under everyone's door last night because they're going to close the street. Woo hoo! Inconvenience!

Maybe I'll make a big "Are you talkin' to me?" poster and hold it up during filming. I'm sure that would get me lots of positive attention.
2002-02-15 10:38:04 AM  
And this Osama guy, we're gonna wack him. Just a little bit. Little bit. No, a lot.
2002-02-15 11:35:01 AM  
phxtony - that was pacino in 'and justice for all'.
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