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6413 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Aug 2021 at 10:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-08-30 6:47:29 PM  
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2021-08-30 6:50:22 PM  
Not close enough.

Love the jam on the second shot.
 
2021-08-30 6:52:37 PM  
... Holy shiat. That's both funny and sad.
 
2021-08-30 6:53:33 PM  
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2021-08-30 6:58:57 PM  
I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?
 
2021-08-30 7:05:57 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


That isn't a tactic, that is just a couple of bozos playing some thing they saw in a movie.
There is an exercise that goes: once is nice, twice is good and three is Mozambique.
 
2021-08-30 7:06:25 PM  

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Beat me to it!
 
2021-08-30 7:08:57 PM  
with that headline, i was expecting pictures of the Taliban
 
2021-08-30 7:09:45 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


They are taking turns getting shot.
 
2021-08-30 7:12:31 PM  
Half-second earlier on the rise or later on the shot and this would be evidence at a manslaughter hearing.

And that was embarrassing before the attempted BOOM!
 
2021-08-30 7:17:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


Obviously you know nothing of the ancient Asian martial art known as "gunkata."
 
2021-08-30 7:19:55 PM  
But the vaccine is too dangerous...
 
2021-08-30 7:22:55 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


They are literally cargo culting police tactics
 
2021-08-30 7:22:59 PM  

Shostie: Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?

Obviously you know nothing of the ancient Asian martial art known as "gunkata."


Oh fark.
 
2021-08-30 7:23:07 PM  
These are not smart people.

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2021-08-30 7:32:32 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


"We're in business definitely!"

I haven't had a military erection since Too Gun.
 
2021-08-30 7:34:39 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


It's the courtship ritual of the blue-footed booby.

They got their National Geographic and Gungasm mags mixed up!
 
2021-08-30 7:34:51 PM  
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2021-08-30 7:38:34 PM  
Do we know if this is an actual Meal Team 6? I'm not sure I'm hearing English.
 
2021-08-30 7:41:04 PM  

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Christ almighty, is that a thing?!

Are they taking the Juggernaut class from CoD to heart?! That guy would blow his own shins off (or take out a stupid comrade) from trying and failing to control the recoil than actually hit an enemy combatant.
 
2021-08-30 7:42:37 PM  

djkutch: Do we know if this is an actual Meal Team 6? I'm not sure I'm hearing English.


Have you been to West Virginia?
 
2021-08-30 7:46:45 PM  
You have to start out poorly-regulated and work your way up to well-regulated.
 
2021-08-30 7:50:02 PM  

Circusdog320: Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?

It's the courtship ritual of the blue-footed booby.

They got their National Geographic and Gungasm mags mixed up!


That was my take
Some sort of incel mating ritual
 
2021-08-30 7:50:07 PM  
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2021-08-30 7:51:35 PM  

syrynxx: You have to start out poorly-regulated and work your way up to well-regulated.


And furthermore, why is the GOP so insistent on well-regulated militias? Shouldn't they be all about well-DEregulated militias?
 
2021-08-30 7:53:54 PM  
How come I keep seeing Sledge Hammer when I view this clip?
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2021-08-30 7:57:37 PM  

Shostie: syrynxx: You have to start out poorly-regulated and work your way up to well-regulated.

And furthermore, why is the GOP so insistent on well-regulated militias? Shouldn't they be all about well-DEregulated militias?


The original meaning of Well Regulated in the 2nd A referred to "stocked or supplied".
 
2021-08-30 8:02:20 PM  

markie_farkie: Shostie: syrynxx: You have to start out poorly-regulated and work your way up to well-regulated.

And furthermore, why is the GOP so insistent on well-regulated militias? Shouldn't they be all about well-DEregulated militias?

The original meaning of Well Regulated in the 2nd A referred to "stocked or supplied".


pssst. I was making a joke.
 
2021-08-30 8:06:37 PM  
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2021-08-30 8:07:51 PM  

Shostie: markie_farkie: Shostie: syrynxx: You have to start out poorly-regulated and work your way up to well-regulated.

And furthermore, why is the GOP so insistent on well-regulated militias? Shouldn't they be all about well-DEregulated militias?

The original meaning of Well Regulated in the 2nd A referred to "stocked or supplied".

pssst. I was making a joke.


Busy Monday for me.  My comic sans detector is broken. 😜
 
2021-08-30 8:21:11 PM  

markie_farkie: Shostie: markie_farkie: Shostie: syrynxx: You have to start out poorly-regulated and work your way up to well-regulated.

And furthermore, why is the GOP so insistent on well-regulated militias? Shouldn't they be all about well-DEregulated militias?

The original meaning of Well Regulated in the 2nd A referred to "stocked or supplied".

pssst. I was making a joke.

Busy Monday for me.  My comic sans detector is broken. 😜


I too was making the joke.  I think most NRA members are nuts, but I'm a lifetime member as well as state rifle ass'n.  I like shooting.  Just not people.
 
2021-08-30 8:31:01 PM  
Thankfully the ranges I go to do not "suffer fools gladly".

/What an idiot.
 
2021-08-30 8:33:39 PM  
Oh...remember this f*cking idiot?  He deserved a beating in the parking lot.

Man banned from gun range after gun play
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2021-08-30 8:42:44 PM  
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
 
2021-08-30 8:43:36 PM  
FTFC:

I was genuinely wondering what Mark and Patricia McCloskey were up to these days.
 
2021-08-30 9:00:02 PM  

coffeetime: How come I keep seeing Sledge Hammer when I view this clip?
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Trailer Park Boys for me.
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2021-08-30 9:02:17 PM  
It's the end of the Twit Races.
 
2021-08-30 9:16:17 PM  
I'm glad these people are protecting us from the tyranny of the British Empire.
 
2021-08-30 9:22:19 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


"Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine!"

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2021-08-30 9:23:20 PM  

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(shakes tiny fist)
 
2021-08-30 9:43:12 PM  
And then the laughing...
 
2021-08-30 9:55:56 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


A minuet is a minuet. What is there to question? Don't you hear the music?
 
2021-08-30 10:06:46 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Half-second earlier on the rise or later on the shot and this would be evidence at a manslaughter hearing.

And that was embarrassing before the attempted BOOM!


Assisted suicide?
 
2021-08-30 10:09:15 PM  
I bet neither one of them learns their lesson before someone else gets hurt.
 
2021-08-30 10:09:28 PM  
Responsible gun owners.
 
2021-08-30 10:09:31 PM  
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2021-08-30 10:09:31 PM  
WTF are they even doing? Synchronized dumbfarkery? Overcompensation ballet?
 
2021-08-30 10:09:38 PM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't even understand the point of this "tactic." Even if they were executing it perfectly, what objective is served by firing two shots, then turning your back and scampering behind the person behind you? What possible purpose would this serve in an actual firefight?


It's not on purpose: their gravitational pull is causing them to orbit around each other.
 
2021-08-30 10:10:24 PM  
That's more like a well-regulated line for the buffet at Golden Corral.
 
2021-08-30 10:11:02 PM  
Spin fast enough and centripetal force deflects bullets, it's science.
 
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