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(Al Jazeera)   L'il Kimmy's playing with his atoms again and that's not good   (aljazeera.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Nuclear weapon, North Korea, Nuclear proliferation, Uranium, Kim Jong-il, International Atomic Energy Agency, Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, atomic weapons  
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2021-08-30 6:52:35 AM  
North Korea is to China as Florida is to the US.  China should have to deal with this mess, not us.
 
2021-08-30 8:40:30 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: North Korea is to China as Florida is to the US.  China should have to deal with this mess, not us.


As long as they aim for the sea and not at them, I don't think they care.
 
2021-08-30 9:45:05 AM  
Biden should salute a DPRK military officer. That should help.
 
2021-08-30 9:51:45 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: North Korea is to China as Florida is to the US.  China should have to deal with this mess, not us.


Florida is developing nuclear weapons and using them to extort money from Europe?
 
2021-08-30 9:54:53 AM  

gameshowhost: Biden should salute a DPRK military officer. That should help.


Could you imagine? Wall to wall 24/7 media outrage for weeks. Joe should do it just to fark with them. Or start tweeting out word-for-word old Trump tweets.
 
2021-08-30 9:56:05 AM  

SomeAmerican: Marcus Aurelius: North Korea is to China as Florida is to the US.  China should have to deal with this mess, not us.

Florida is developing nuclear weapons and using them to extort money from Europe?


No, they develop Industrial Grade-Derp - and extort the rest of the States to cover their bills.

(Red states take more in Fed assistance than they pay taxes.)
 
2021-08-30 9:56:13 AM  
Seems a waste of time, for them having one is as good as having thirty. They can't actually use them offensively and just one is deterrent enough from invasion.
 
2021-08-30 10:00:16 AM  
I can do nothing but laugh at people who ever seriously feel threatened by North Korea.
 
2021-08-30 10:00:59 AM  
What does he want money for now?
 
2021-08-30 10:02:39 AM  
Has Biden tried sending him love letters.
 
2021-08-30 10:05:53 AM  

Candy Colored Clown: I can do nothing but laugh at people who ever seriously feel threatened by North Korea.


People in the US, sure. On the other hand, they could do a lot of damage to South Korea and perhaps other nearby countries.
 
2021-08-30 10:10:22 AM  

makerofbadjokes: SomeAmerican: Marcus Aurelius: North Korea is to China as Florida is to the US.  China should have to deal with this mess, not us.

Florida is developing nuclear weapons and using them to extort money from Europe?

No, they develop Industrial Grade-Derp - and extort the rest of the States to cover their bills.  (Red states take more in Fed assistance than they pay taxes.)


Using inaccurate data (Florida actually pays more in taxes than they receive in benefits) to move the goal posts  (we went from nukes to talking about "derp" when exactly?) on a dumb analogy (NK looks kind of like Florida so let's say Florida is the same as NK).  Welcome to FARK I guess.

Anyway, this is clearly a pointless conversation.
 
2021-08-30 10:12:20 AM  
On the other hand, they could do a lot of damage to South Korea and perhaps other nearby countries.

and they would do this why, exactly? they aren't stupid, they know how that would end
 
2021-08-30 10:15:22 AM  
He needs more luxury scotch for his capos....

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2021-08-30 10:17:53 AM  
This is obviously fake news, I was assured by a very stable genius that the north Korea thing had been solved. Don't listen to these liberal media lies trying to make trump look bad!
 
2021-08-30 10:29:55 AM  
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2021-08-30 10:42:28 AM  
Does he miss his boyfriend? Because, Dotard is free to go stay with him for some time.
 
2021-08-30 11:02:13 AM  
About 100km (60 miles) north of Pyongyang, Yongbyon is home to the country's first nuclear reactor and is the only known source of plutonium for North Korea's weapons programme.

If you think this is the only source of plutonium for North Korea, you gonna get a surprise.
 
2021-08-30 11:57:00 AM  
But Donad & Kim shared so many LOVE LETTERS.

Does this mean Pyongyang's hottest romance has gone cold?

Inquiring minds want to know!
 
2021-08-30 12:07:21 PM  
He's just upset that the world's attention is elsewhere.  So it's either (a) restart the nuclear program, (b) have a huge outbreak of covid, or (c) flood the world with refugees. So he chose A.  If he were a Farker he would have chosen C.
 
2021-08-30 1:54:07 PM  

lolmao500: About 100km (60 miles) north of Pyongyang, Yongbyon is home to the country's first nuclear reactor and is the only known source of plutonium for North Korea's weapons programme.

If you think this is the only source of plutonium for North Korea, you gonna get a surprise.


It probably is..Plutonium is VERY VERY expensive in both cost of infrastructure and time, to produce..
The thing that North Korea can cut corners on makes it easier for them to make it than most other places.
They don't have to worry about safety, and they don't have to worry about the waste or cost of labor..
It takes tons and tons and tons of reactor irradiated Uranium to get even a very small amount of plutonium..
All of that takes a LOT of time and effort..Every little dot of plutonium is like finding a needle in a haystack.
What IS concerning to me, is that they might take it upon themselves to be a supplier..

IMHO this is another "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!" thing..North Korea is DESPERATE for food..
They are utterly farked right now, and are tapping into their wartime supply of rice to keep people
barely alive..My guess is their threat is going to be, either give us food, or we'll sell plutonium to people.
It's a resource they have to exploit..It's more valuable per pound than gold and way more rare..
 
2021-08-30 2:55:24 PM  

SomeAmerican: Marcus Aurelius: North Korea is to China as Florida is to the US.  China should have to deal with this mess, not us.

Florida is developing nuclear weapons and using them to extort money from Europe?


With Florida, it's always bioweapons.  Always.
 
2021-08-30 3:37:01 PM  
But President Dickbag said he denuclearized Best Korea. He wouldn't lie about that, would he?
 
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