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2021-08-30 7:30:29 AM  
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2021-08-30 7:31:11 AM  
Penis.
 
2021-08-30 7:36:05 AM  
He deserves to go to prison for the rest of his life.

The dumb thing is, there are plenty of women who would willingly jump his bones, seriously, there should be no end to the supply of WILLING partners.

Yeah, I know, you all say, "eww gross, what woman would want to fark the hedgehog?" and I certainly understand your reaction, but the truth is, between Ron Jeremy's attributes and his legend, there is no end to the women who would want a piece of that. I'm not saying YOU farkers would jump his bones, just that there are women who would.

Personality, environment, drugs... there are probably some contributing factors here, in particular with his poor judgment of hitting on underage girls (there isn't enough information to see if this was a genuine pattern, or just being stupid/ignorant on his part) .

In the end, he was a porn star who had real celebrity power, and he still self-destructed. I don't have much sympathy for that sort of person... wasting all that potential to ride out his twilight years in style, to go full slob and force himself on unwilling women, instead of enjoying the ones who would give themselves gladly.

Rot In Prison, Hedgehog.
 
2021-08-30 7:37:57 AM  
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2021-08-30 7:42:08 AM  
This is like rich people who shoplift.

Makes no sense to an ordinary person.
 
2021-08-30 7:43:34 AM  
What a dick (attached to an ugly scumbag).
 
2021-08-30 7:47:20 AM  

LesserEvil: He deserves to go to prison for the rest of his life.

The dumb thing is, there are plenty of women who would willingly jump his bones, seriously, there should be no end to the supply of WILLING partners.

Yeah, I know, you all say, "eww gross, what woman would want to fark the hedgehog?" and I certainly understand your reaction, but the truth is, between Ron Jeremy's attributes and his legend, there is no end to the women who would want a piece of that. I'm not saying YOU farkers would jump his bones, just that there are women who would.

Personality, environment, drugs... there are probably some contributing factors here, in particular with his poor judgment of hitting on underage girls (there isn't enough information to see if this was a genuine pattern, or just being stupid/ignorant on his part) .

In the end, he was a porn star who had real celebrity power, and he still self-destructed. I don't have much sympathy for that sort of person... wasting all that potential to ride out his twilight years in style, to go full slob and force himself on unwilling women, instead of enjoying the ones who would give themselves gladly.

Rot In Prison, Hedgehog.


None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.
 
2021-08-30 7:54:15 AM  
A fox knows many things, but a hedgehog knows one big thing.
 
2021-08-30 8:08:59 AM  

snowybunting: A fox knows many things, but a hedgehog knows one big thing.


That it can never be buggered?
 
2021-08-30 8:09:25 AM  

ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.


One time on a lark I went to a place in Rockland County NY called Lace because Ginger Lynn was there. My roommate's friend and a friend of his were going, so my roommate and I said sure, pick us up. This was like 1999, so way past Ginger's time in the sun.

Anyway, she was onstage doing Q&A and the topic of Ron Jeremy came up. She asked the crowd if we knew why Ron Jeremy had a career in porn, or got so much work, or something like that. I yelled out "because he's funny!". To which Ginger looked at me and replied, "No. It's because he can suck his own dick, sweetheart."

So there you have it, from Ginger Lynn.

Funny side note. The friend of roommates friend mentioned above was like 40 at the time, lived with his parents, and had, in a protective sheath, a copy of Hustler with Amber and Ginger Lynn on the cover. He brought it for Ginger to sign. Amber already had signed it.
 
2021-08-30 8:15:36 AM  

H31N0US: ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.

One time on a lark I went to a place in Rockland County NY called Lace because Ginger Lynn was there. My roommate's friend and a friend of his were going, so my roommate and I said sure, pick us up. This was like 1999, so way past Ginger's time in the sun.

Anyway, she was onstage doing Q&A and the topic of Ron Jeremy came up. She asked the crowd if we knew why Ron Jeremy had a career in porn, or got so much work, or something like that. I yelled out "because he's funny!". To which Ginger looked at me and replied, "No. It's because he can suck his own dick, sweetheart."

So there you have it, from Ginger Lynn.

Funny side note. The friend of roommates friend mentioned above was like 40 at the time, lived with his parents, and had, in a protective sheath, a copy of Hustler with Amber and Ginger Lynn on the cover. He brought it for Ginger to sign. Amber already had signed it.


In the early 2000s Ginger came out and said Ron Jeremy had raped her.
 
2021-08-30 8:23:50 AM  

LesserEvil: He deserves to go to prison for the rest of his life.

The dumb thing is, there are plenty of women who would willingly jump his bones, seriously, there should be no end to the supply of WILLING partners.

Yeah, I know, you all say, "eww gross, what woman would want to fark the hedgehog?" and I certainly understand your reaction, but the truth is, between Ron Jeremy's attributes and his legend, there is no end to the women who would want a piece of that. I'm not saying YOU farkers would jump his bones, just that there are women who would.

Personality, environment, drugs... there are probably some contributing factors here, in particular with his poor judgment of hitting on underage girls (there isn't enough information to see if this was a genuine pattern, or just being stupid/ignorant on his part) .

In the end, he was a porn star who had real celebrity power, and he still self-destructed. I don't have much sympathy for that sort of person... wasting all that potential to ride out his twilight years in style, to go full slob and force himself on unwilling women, instead of enjoying the ones who would give themselves gladly.

Rot In Prison, Hedgehog.


I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.
 
2021-08-30 8:27:48 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: snowybunting: A fox knows many things, but a hedgehog knows one big thing.

That it can never be buggered?


Well yes, of course, like all over-simple classifications of this type, the dichotomy becomes, if pressed, artificial, scholastic and ultimately absurd. But if it is not an aid to serious criticism, neither should it be rejected as being merely superficial or frivolous; like all distinctions which embody any degree of truth, it offers a point of view from which to look and compare, a starting-point for genuine investigation.  [1]

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1. Why yes, I *did* just copypasta/plagiarize Isaiah Berlin's essay which itself is an expansion ona poem by Archilochus! Thank you for noticing.
 
2021-08-30 8:32:49 AM  
Ron Jeremy could be looking at some long, hard time


And most likely this will not have a happy ending.
 
2021-08-30 8:32:51 AM  

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2021-08-30 8:33:17 AM  

ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.


Peter North too.

#metoo is really doing a number on the porn industry. A lot of legends are getting called out because, surprise surprise, they are royal assholes who treat women like shiat. Always have been.
 
2021-08-30 8:33:48 AM  

ongbok: LesserEvil: He deserves to go to prison for the rest of his life.

The dumb thing is, there are plenty of women who would willingly jump his bones, seriously, there should be no end to the supply of WILLING partners.

Yeah, I know, you all say, "eww gross, what woman would want to fark the hedgehog?" and I certainly understand your reaction, but the truth is, between Ron Jeremy's attributes and his legend, there is no end to the women who would want a piece of that. I'm not saying YOU farkers would jump his bones, just that there are women who would.

Personality, environment, drugs... there are probably some contributing factors here, in particular with his poor judgment of hitting on underage girls (there isn't enough information to see if this was a genuine pattern, or just being stupid/ignorant on his part) .

In the end, he was a porn star who had real celebrity power, and he still self-destructed. I don't have much sympathy for that sort of person... wasting all that potential to ride out his twilight years in style, to go full slob and force himself on unwilling women, instead of enjoying the ones who would give themselves gladly.

Rot In Prison, Hedgehog.

None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.


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2021-08-30 8:36:00 AM  

LesserEvil: He deserves to go to prison for the rest of his life.

The dumb thing is, there are plenty of women who would willingly jump his bones, seriously, there should be no end to the supply of WILLING partners.

Yeah, I know, you all say, "eww gross, what woman would want to fark the hedgehog?" and I certainly understand your reaction, but the truth is, between Ron Jeremy's attributes and his legend, there is no end to the women who would want a piece of that. I'm not saying YOU farkers would jump his bones, just that there are women who would.

Personality, environment, drugs... there are probably some contributing factors here, in particular with his poor judgment of hitting on underage girls (there isn't enough information to see if this was a genuine pattern, or just being stupid/ignorant on his part) .

In the end, he was a porn star who had real celebrity power, and he still self-destructed. I don't have much sympathy for that sort of person... wasting all that potential to ride out his twilight years in style, to go full slob and force himself on unwilling women, instead of enjoying the ones who would give themselves gladly.

Rot In Prison, Hedgehog.


I would have expected a porn star to exercise better judgement.
 
2021-08-30 8:36:24 AM  

ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.


I'm sure that's true, but it doesn't change the fact that there are starfarkers out there...

Eightballjacket: I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.


Of course, Ron Jeremy's personality probably had a lot to do with the distaste women had for him, but you can't look at the ones who did NOT want to be with him, because that is going to be a large group for any person. My point was simply that there were, inexplicably to you and me, women who WOULD willingly (and eagerly) have sex with him... some of them quite physically attractive.
 
2021-08-30 8:38:52 AM  
Well, Ron.  You tried to pull it off, but you blew it.
 
2021-08-30 8:39:00 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I would have expected a porn star to exercise better judgement.


I don't know the facts regarding the underage girls, but I could imagine a coked up, drunk Ron Jeremy exposing himself to some girls at a party, unaware of their actual age. That doesn't excuse anything, of course... if anything, it's an indictment of the entire porn industry.
 
2021-08-30 8:40:06 AM  

Ishkur: ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.

Peter North too.


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2021-08-30 8:46:50 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: H31N0US: ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.

One time on a lark I went to a place in Rockland County NY called Lace because Ginger Lynn was there. My roommate's friend and a friend of his were going, so my roommate and I said sure, pick us up. This was like 1999, so way past Ginger's time in the sun.

Anyway, she was onstage doing Q&A and the topic of Ron Jeremy came up. She asked the crowd if we knew why Ron Jeremy had a career in porn, or got so much work, or something like that. I yelled out "because he's funny!". To which Ginger looked at me and replied, "No. It's because he can suck his own dick, sweetheart."

So there you have it, from Ginger Lynn.

Funny side note. The friend of roommates friend mentioned above was like 40 at the time, lived with his parents, and had, in a protective sheath, a copy of Hustler with Amber and Ginger Lynn on the cover. He brought it for Ginger to sign. Amber already had signed it.

In the early 2000s Ginger came out and said Ron Jeremy had raped her.


Doesn't surprise me. Her attitude towards him wasn't what I would call affectionate. It wasn't hostile either, just kind of detached.

If I were a porn star I would need to be like Dirk Diggler. He was a gentleman who wanted the girls to have a good time too.
 
2021-08-30 8:50:39 AM  

Ishkur: ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.

Peter North too.

#metoo is really doing a number on the porn industry. A lot of legends are getting called out because, surprise surprise, they are royal assholes who treat women like shiat. Always have been.


Huh. Why did I think he was a gay guy who did straight porn for the money?
 
2021-08-30 9:06:12 AM  

Eightballjacket: I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.


Although I'm sure he always smelled, was always a gross fat pig, was always a jackass, few predators are "always on".  It's not stated outright in your story, but it's entirely possible she enjoyed herself. Or not.  They don't stop being predators even if you find individual examples of people who say or act like they weren't violated.

I imagine many of the people with "no Ron" clauses used some public excuse that he was too big, while privately doing it just as much because he was a nightmare to be around.
 
2021-08-30 9:17:33 AM  

LesserEvil: ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.

I'm sure that's true, but it doesn't change the fact that there are starfarkers out there...

Eightballjacket: I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.

Of course, Ron Jeremy's personality probably had a lot to do with the distaste women had for him, but you can't look at the ones who did NOT want to be with him, because that is going to be a large group for any person. My point was simply that there were, inexplicably to you and me, women who WOULD willingly (and eagerly) have sex with him... some of them quite physically attractive.


Yeah, I got your point and fully agree with it.  And yes, this woman was quite attractive and she was more than willing.  She didn't understand why I thought it was gross.
 
2021-08-30 9:24:10 AM  

Kris_Romm: Eightballjacket: I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.

Although I'm sure he always smelled, was always a gross fat pig, was always a jackass, few predators are "always on".  It's not stated outright in your story, but it's entirely possible she enjoyed herself. Or not.  They don't stop being predators even if you find individual examples of people who say or act like they weren't violated.

I imagine many of the people with "no Ron" clauses used some public excuse that he was too big, while privately doing it just as much because he was a nightmare to be around.


The "no Ron" clause may have worked for established stars, but those just starting out don't have the luxury of picking and choosing whom they work with.
 
2021-08-30 9:25:30 AM  
Well, I get to tell this weird non-story here now, I guess. I met him, 15ish years ago when I was about 40, in Red Bank, NJ. I was sitting outside a coffee house having an Almond Joy or some other sweet drink I liked back then, and somehow he and Butch Patrick ended up sitting with me and talking for around an hour. They were talking about going down to AC or Cape May for a show, and whether they should try to do something together, as I assumed D-list celebrities liked to do or say they'd do.

I just kept thinking, "this is weird," and "why don't I ever meet the cool celebrities people say they run into here?" I mean, everyone at some point had been literally run into by Bruce Springsteen, who always wore a baseball cap at the time and walked around with his head down, running into people and things, but it wasn't the same.

Anyway, I participated in this friendly but surely disingenuous conversation lightly for a little while, then we all went our separate ways. I just thought, "never in a million years will I understand how this man became famous, attributes or no." And Butch Patrick, well, he didn't look like Eddie Munster anymore, poor fella.
 
2021-08-30 9:30:32 AM  

ukexpat: Kris_Romm: Eightballjacket: I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.

Although I'm sure he always smelled, was always a gross fat pig, was always a jackass, few predators are "always on".  It's not stated outright in your story, but it's entirely possible she enjoyed herself. Or not.  They don't stop being predators even if you find individual examples of people who say or act like they weren't violated.

I imagine many of the people with "no Ron" clauses used some public excuse that he was too big, while privately doing it just as much because he was a nightmare to be around.

The "no Ron" clause may have worked for established stars, but those just starting out don't have the luxury of picking and choosing whom they work with.


And pretty much every guy that wants to be in porn has to start in gay porn.  It's an industry where you have to pay your dues and it often is something you don't want to do.
 
2021-08-30 9:33:57 AM  

Kris_Romm: Eightballjacket: I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.

Although I'm sure he always smelled, was always a gross fat pig, was always a jackass, few predators are "always on".  It's not stated outright in your story, but it's entirely possible she enjoyed herself. Or not.  They don't stop being predators even if you find individual examples of people who say or act like they weren't violated.

I imagine many of the people with "no Ron" clauses used some public excuse that he was too big, while privately doing it just as much because he was a nightmare to be around.


Mrs LesserEvil and I had the opportunity to meet him a couple of decades ago... he in fact, did not smell, and was actually pleasant to talk to. Of course, this was at a public event, not at a Hollywood porn party, so your mileage may vary. Women at the event were more than happy to have him grab their tits and such... but any rational person would understand that was not an invite to more invasive behavior (and Ron Jeremy seemed to constrain himself) - but it's also easy enough to see how a less rational person may get carried away.
 
2021-08-30 10:11:49 AM  

mjbok: ukexpat: Kris_Romm: Eightballjacket: I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.

Although I'm sure he always smelled, was always a gross fat pig, was always a jackass, few predators are "always on".  It's not stated outright in your story, but it's entirely possible she enjoyed herself. Or not.  They don't stop being predators even if you find individual examples of people who say or act like they weren't violated.

I imagine many of the people with "no Ron" clauses used some public excuse that he was too big, while privately doing it just as much because he was a nightmare to be around.

The "no Ron" clause may have worked for established stars, but those just starting out don't have the luxury of picking and choosing whom they work with.

And pretty much every guy that wants to be in porn has to start in gay porn.  It's an industry where you have to pay your dues and it often is something you don't want to do.


I've read porn stars say the easiest way for a guy to get into porn is bring a woman into it with you.
 
2021-08-30 10:18:57 AM  
Just the tip.
 
2021-08-30 10:23:05 AM  
Ignoring the charges or anything remotely related to that...

I've asked this in the past and I'll ask it again.  How did this man become one of the biggest most well known and prolific porn stars the world has ever seen?

He is, quite literally, one of the ugliest people on planet Earth.

And it's not just he just aged poorly, he's always been hideous.  He makes ME look like a superstar model.

I don't get it.
 
2021-08-30 10:32:05 AM  

jake3988: Ignoring the charges or anything remotely related to that...

I've asked this in the past and I'll ask it again.  How did this man become one of the biggest most well known and prolific porn stars the world has ever seen?

He is, quite literally, one of the ugliest people on planet Earth.

And it's not just he just aged poorly, he's always been hideous.  He makes ME look like a superstar model.

I don't get it.


He wasn't ugly in his early days in porn. By the mid - late 80's he was starting to transform though.
He had a slim build back in the before times. Was always a bear though.
But  many many women found that attractive back then.
 
2021-08-30 11:00:46 AM  

jake3988: Ignoring the charges or anything remotely related to that...

I've asked this in the past and I'll ask it again.  How did this man become one of the biggest most well known and prolific porn stars the world has ever seen?

He is, quite literally, one of the ugliest people on planet Earth.

And it's not just he just aged poorly, he's always been hideous.  He makes ME look like a superstar model.

I don't get it.


Scroll up.  Ginger Lynn explains it perfectly.
 
2021-08-30 11:06:31 AM  

Trik: jake3988: Ignoring the charges or anything remotely related to that...

I've asked this in the past and I'll ask it again.  How did this man become one of the biggest most well known and prolific porn stars the world has ever seen?

He is, quite literally, one of the ugliest people on planet Earth.

And it's not just he just aged poorly, he's always been hideous.  He makes ME look like a superstar model.

I don't get it.

He wasn't ugly in his early days in porn. By the mid - late 80's he was starting to transform though.
He had a slim build back in the before times. Was always a bear though.
But  many many women found that attractive back then.


He was a funny guy and he had a big schlong that worked when the cameras were rolling (the important part in porn). He was the sort of guy that made you think, 'if this guy can do it, anyone can'.
 
2021-08-30 11:13:18 AM  
Ishkur:  Peter North too.

#metoo is really doing a number on the porn industry. A lot of legends are getting called out because, surprise surprise, they are royal assholes who treat women like shiat. Always have been.



Next thing you'll be saying that John Holmes was a piece of crap.

/ Oh, wait
 
2021-08-30 11:15:33 AM  

ongbok: He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry.


Why?  What stranglehold of blackmail evidence did he hold over industry bigwigs?  Otherwise, that makes no sense.
 
2021-08-30 11:16:02 AM  
Here I thought that porn performers were totally normal, salt of the earth people.  Next you'll be telling me that trump voters aren't intelligent.
 
2021-08-30 11:38:47 AM  
When I was in college, there was a series of debates on different topics hosted by the school.  One of these was a debate between Ron Jeremy and an advocate for porn addiction treatment.  As a former addict himself, the advocate presented his side of the argument very well, citing both personal experience and research relevant to the topic at hand.  Ron would only respond with "that's not part of our world" to just about every point that was made.  He also looked like the human equivalent of a herpes sore, just absolutely greasy and disgusting.  Even before that debate, I could never figure out his appeal, giant pickle or not.  After seeing him in the same room as myself, I felt like I needed a full body chemical peel just to get rid of the grossness.  I'm sure he uses old French fry oil as soap and shampoo.  Of course, everyone else thought he was great, because celebrity and all.

In retrospect, some of the advocate's points about the industry itself have been proven by Jeremy's recent arrest.  Not part of your world, eh Ron?
 
2021-08-30 11:46:42 AM  
Hey, Ron.  James Deen says "Hi!".
 
2021-08-30 11:47:56 AM  
It's a shame that someone with that level of acting chops is (probably) going to prison.  His role as Vincenzo Lipazzi in the Boondock Saints was truly Oscar worthy.
 
2021-08-30 11:49:36 AM  
iirc john seeman who worked in the 70's and 80's was a nyc courtroom ballif or something like that. he'd ask women getting into the business if they really wanted to do it. he tried to help many women who were addicted to drugs and alcohol.
 
2021-08-30 11:50:12 AM  

starlost: seeman


Hehehe
 
2021-08-30 11:59:17 AM  

Marcos P: starlost: seeman

Hehehe


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2021-08-30 12:06:56 PM  

Kris_Romm: Eightballjacket: I knew of a woman who boned the Hog.  She hung out at the same bar I did and was a stripper.  It was whenever the Super Bowl was in Detroit and some club had a Ron Jeremy night or something the week before the Super Bowl.

I asked why would you do that, and told her there were actresses who tried getting a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts (at least according to the Howard Stern Show).   She basically said he was famous and wanted to see what it would be like.

Although I'm sure he always smelled, was always a gross fat pig, was always a jackass, few predators are "always on".  It's not stated outright in your story, but it's entirely possible she enjoyed herself. Or not.  They don't stop being predators even if you find individual examples of people who say or act like they weren't violated.

I imagine many of the people with "no Ron" clauses used some public excuse that he was too big, while privately doing it just as much because he was a nightmare to be around.


Not true. In his early movies, he was normal, perhaps even handsome. That obviously didn't last long.
 
2021-08-30 12:08:58 PM  

jerryskid: Here I thought that porn performers were totally normal, salt of the earth people.  Next you'll be telling me that trump voters aren't intelligent.


Some of them are, some of them aren't.

/porn actors, that is. Trump voters are all idiots or crooks.
 
2021-08-30 12:09:40 PM  

Ishkur: ongbok: None of the women in porn liked preforming with him. He was the mascot of porn and protected by the industry. Any woman that said something bad about him was blackballed from the industry. I remember there were two women that basically said the only reason why women have sex with him is because they are paid to and that he was one of the most disgusting men they ever met. Both of them at the time were fairly popular and after saying that they did not get anymore work. That is why when ever a woman in the industry was being interviewed, they would gush about how great he was.

Peter North too.

#metoo is really doing a number on the porn industry. A lot of legends are getting called out because, surprise surprise, they are royal assholes who treat women like shiat. Always have been.


OnlyFans and the availability of personal websites has helped a lot as  well.  Production costs are much lower and streaming is now the norm so the ladies can handpick their on screen partners.  If you're seeing guys like Johnny Sins or Xander Corvus more and more, there's probably a good reason.
 
2021-08-30 12:18:26 PM  
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aged poorly, like all of us
 
2021-08-30 12:28:57 PM  
Hell I used to suck my own dick, when I was younger
 
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