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(Local10 WPLG)   Afghan boy ends up in Florida. Claims he's not from there   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, 10-year-old boy, son of a South Florida professor, United States, five-year-long adoption journey, first time, Dr. Bahaudin Mujtaba, Nova Southeastern University  
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2021-08-28 8:21:55 PM  
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2021-08-28 9:27:23 PM  
Orlando if he's lucky
 
2021-08-28 9:55:34 PM  
Has he not suffered enough?
 
2021-08-28 10:23:51 PM  
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2021-08-28 10:32:00 PM  
Florida?

Poor bastard
 
2021-08-28 10:37:06 PM  
Can you imagine the hell this child has seen. Bodies piled to the ceiling. Wave after wave of sick cultist zealots. Corruption in every facet of local government.


I hear Afghanistan is pretty bad too.
 
2021-08-28 11:30:26 PM  
Moving from Afghanistan to Florida is like going from one Hell to another.

/poor kid
 
2021-08-28 11:51:45 PM  
We just landed a couple of families in Missoula. I think they will like it there.
I mean, after their entire lives have been destroyed, and they've been traumatized as fark, maybe they can heal in Missoula.
 
2021-08-29 12:14:40 AM  

AlgaeRancher: Orlando if he's lucky


Or Key West.
 
2021-08-29 1:15:48 AM  
"And over here is an alligator playing scrabble with a homeless meth addict. You must wear pants while going through an In and Out drive through or and this is very important, no matter what, never follow any directions that Ron DeStantis gives you. In fact do the opposite"
 
2021-08-29 1:18:49 AM  

Picklehead: Moving from Afghanistan to Florida is like going from one Hell to another.

/poor kid


Kid's been adopted by a professor from a well regarded university in a blue part of the state.
 
2021-08-29 1:20:11 AM  
Fargin iceholes

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2021-08-29 1:20:47 AM  
Moving from Afghanistan to Florida seems like a downgrade,...or a lateral move at best.
 
2021-08-29 1:25:12 AM  
He shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
 
2021-08-29 1:25:54 AM  
I'm going to be very disappointed if Matt Gaetz doesn't adopt him and call him Nestor2
 
2021-08-29 1:28:04 AM  

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2021-08-29 1:40:52 AM  
Dad: Son, you must know of my secret identity... FLORIDA MAN.

Afghan Boy: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
2021-08-29 1:44:28 AM  

Iggie: He shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.


Anyone else hear this in their head as "Al Ba Quirky"?
 
2021-08-29 2:03:29 AM  
Look out, Witch-King of Angmar.
 
2021-08-29 2:05:56 AM  

OkieDookie: Moving from Afghanistan to Florida seems like a downgrade,...or a lateral move at best.


Yeah, Florida is known for it's beheadings, honor killings, bombings and abject poverty.
The beaches are littered with women in burkahs who weren't allowed to drive themselves there.

Mocking Florida for being weird is one thing.
Equating it to Afghanistan is ridiculous.
 
2021-08-29 2:13:24 AM  
No man deserves to be relocated to Florida.
 
2021-08-29 2:28:46 AM  
Hey, I live in Florida. Of course I live next to Disney. It is pretty nice where My husband and I are. He and his family are welcome to live here, if they want. Luckily he is used to the heat.
 
2021-08-29 2:29:33 AM  
Noman knows the troubles he's seen.
Noman knows his sorrows.

Seriously, I hope they change the poor kids name. He deserves to be Someone.
 
2021-08-29 2:57:22 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Noman knows the troubles he's seen.
Noman knows his sorrows.

Seriously, I hope they change the poor kids name. He deserves to be Someone.


An Afghan-American named Norman.
/he's going places...
//imagine the culture shock folks would get with that name..
 
2021-08-29 3:42:01 AM  

khitsicker: Can you imagine the hell this child has seen. Bodies piled to the ceiling. Wave after wave of sick cultist zealots. Corruption in every facet of local government.


I hear Afghanistan is pretty bad too.


At least he had the good sense to wait until after Orange Hilter left
 
2021-08-29 3:42:45 AM  
The Witch-King of Angmar cancels his Florida vacation plans. . .
 
2021-08-29 4:12:28 AM  

JustHereForThePics: Iggie: He shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Anyone else hear this in their head as "Al Ba Quirky"?


Albuquerque: City in central New Mexico. Pronunciation: "I'll-Be-Quirky"
 
2021-08-29 4:40:08 AM  
"Finally, he was able to get off and I was able to hug my son for the first time in two years,"

Gross. He's 10.
 
2021-08-29 5:45:32 AM  
You placed a 10 year old Arabic child in one of the Top 10 most racist states in America.

I think that warrants a call to CPS right there.
 
2021-08-29 6:44:36 AM  

NephilimNexus: You placed a 10 year old Arabic child in one of the Top 10 most racist states in America.

I think that warrants a call to CPS right there.


It could have been worse . He could have ended up in Chicago .
 
2021-08-29 7:00:09 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Noman knows the troubles he's seen.
Noman knows his sorrows.

Seriously, I hope they change the poor kids name. He deserves to be Someone.


It's actually related to both ancient Rome and Egypt cultures
 
2021-08-29 7:38:04 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Noman knows the troubles he's seen.
Noman knows his sorrows.

Seriously, I hope they change the poor kids name. He deserves to be Someone.


Uh, don't you get it?

He's Florida Noman.
 
2021-08-29 7:41:28 AM  

vudukungfu: Florida?

Poor bastard


As someone who's lived in Florida his whole life, I concur.
 
2021-08-29 9:34:07 AM  
Faux "News" has been nothing but "COVID - Infected Afghan Refugees Swarming Across The Border" for weeks.  This should light them up.
 
2021-08-29 9:36:04 AM  

parasol: OkieDookie: Moving from Afghanistan to Florida seems like a downgrade,...or a lateral move at best.

Yeah, Florida is known for it's beheadings, honor killings, bombings and abject poverty.
The beaches are littered with women in burkahs who weren't allowed to drive themselves there.

Mocking Florida for being weird is one thing.
Equating it to Afghanistan is ridiculous.


I bet the s Florida murder rate has equalled that of Afghanistan at times.

Beheadings?   We had Haitians put tires around the necks of their political enemies and light them on fire.

Poverty?  There are entire enclaves of homeless in the state's largest cities.  There are pockets with lower annual wages than Appalachia.

Bombings?  You weren't there for the Miami riots.

Some of the beaches are nice as long as the flesh eating virus doesn't get you.

COVID has probably killed more people than bombs and that's just due to stupid pols.

Using Florida as a "better than" is dumb"
 
2021-08-29 9:57:03 AM  

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2021-08-29 10:09:58 AM  

Turbo Cojones: parasol: OkieDookie: Moving from Afghanistan to Florida seems like a downgrade,...or a lateral move at best.

Yeah, Florida is known for it's beheadings, honor killings, bombings and abject poverty.
The beaches are littered with women in burkahs who weren't allowed to drive themselves there.

Mocking Florida for being weird is one thing.
Equating it to Afghanistan is ridiculous.

I bet the s Florida murder rate has equalled that of Afghanistan at times.

I bet we could say the same about Chicago.

Beheadings?   We had Haitians put tires around the necks of their political enemies and light them on fire.
Yes, the Tonton Macoute did that, in Haiti.

Poverty?  There are entire enclaves of homeless in the state's largest cities.  There are pockets with lower annual wages than Appalachia.
That is true of every state in the Union. It still doesn't reach the poverty levels of Afghanistan.

Bombings?  You weren't there for the Miami riots.
I assume you mean the MacDuffie riots? I watched much of it from my mother's office window.
     There were fires throughout the city and deaths.
      It was not a series of terrorist bombings.

Some of the beaches are nice as long as the flesh eating virus doesn't get you.
Hard to find a good beach in Afghanistan.

COVID has probably killed more people than bombs and that's just due to stupid pols.
Covid has probably killed more people world wide than terrorist bombings.

Using Florida as a "better than" is dumb"
Claiming Florida is "worse than" to refute "comparing Florida to Afghanistan is foolish" is,as well.

Florida takes in about 100 billion dollars in tourism a year and takes in hundreds of thousands of new residents like this little boy.
Hardly the same as Afghanistan, where this little boy fled from.

Florida hate on Fark is as predictable as a St Bernard's drool and about as appealing.

Some professor and his wife adopted a little boy and you all turn it into another state hate thread.

Truly, there is nothing fark can't turn into ugly cynicism.
 
2021-08-29 10:28:02 AM  

parasol: Turbo Cojones: parasol: OkieDookie: Moving from Afghanistan to Florida seems like a downgrade,...or a lateral move at best.

Yeah, Florida is known for it's beheadings, honor killings, bombings and abject poverty.
The beaches are littered with women in burkahs who weren't allowed to drive themselves there.

Mocking Florida for being weird is one thing.
Equating it to Afghanistan is ridiculous.

I bet the s Florida murder rate has equalled that of Afghanistan at times.
I bet we could say the same about Chicago.

Beheadings?   We had Haitians put tires around the necks of their political enemies and light them on fire.
Yes, the Tonton Macoute did that, in Haiti.

Poverty?  There are entire enclaves of homeless in the state's largest cities.  There are pockets with lower annual wages than Appalachia.
That is true of every state in the Union. It still doesn't reach the poverty levels of Afghanistan.

Bombings?  You weren't there for the Miami riots.
I assume you mean the MacDuffie riots? I watched much of it from my mother's office window.
There were fires throughout the city and deaths.
It was not a series of terrorist bombings.


No, the McDuffie riots were in 1980.  I talking about different terrorists from the 1982 and 1983 s Florida riots.  Maybe also the rioting and looting after Andrew.

Glad the kid is "safe".
 
2021-08-29 10:31:47 AM  

Turbo Cojones: parasol: Turbo Cojones: parasol: OkieDookie: Moving from Afghanistan to Florida seems like a downgrade,...or a lateral move at best.

Yeah, Florida is known for it's beheadings, honor killings, bombings and abject poverty.
The beaches are littered with women in burkahs who weren't allowed to drive themselves there.

Mocking Florida for being weird is one thing.
Equating it to Afghanistan is ridiculous.

I bet the s Florida murder rate has equalled that of Afghanistan at times.
I bet we could say the same about Chicago.

Beheadings?   We had Haitians put tires around the necks of their political enemies and light them on fire.
Yes, the Tonton Macoute did that, in Haiti.

Poverty?  There are entire enclaves of homeless in the state's largest cities.  There are pockets with lower annual wages than Appalachia.
That is true of every state in the Union. It still doesn't reach the poverty levels of Afghanistan.

Bombings?  You weren't there for the Miami riots.
I assume you mean the MacDuffie riots? I watched much of it from my mother's office window.
There were fires throughout the city and deaths.
It was not a series of terrorist bombings.

No, the McDuffie riots were in 1980.  I talking about different terrorists from the 1982 and 1983 s Florida riots.  Maybe also the rioting and looting after Andrew.

Glad the kid is "safe".


Me too.
:)
 
2021-08-29 10:48:39 AM  
Folowup headline: Afghan terrorist boy arrested! Was wearing face mask while in Florida. Governor DeathSentence seeks the death penalty.
 
2021-08-29 11:47:47 AM  
Talk about going from bad to worse.
 
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