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(Crooks & Liars)   Perhaps the most epic profanity-filled Facebook beatdown you have ever read. The brother of a Wisconsin state senator who is now intubated calls out those that helped hide his medical status for fear of losing political points   (crooksandliars.com) divider line
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2021-08-25 11:32:12 PM  
It's a righteous GFYS worth reading.

Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.
My brother needs prayers, he's in pretty rough shape. You probably know that better than me. My family isn't giving me much information because they are afraid I'll spill the beans and tell the truth.
They're brainwashed by "alternate facts" now, so I don't speak for them. But between me, you and all of our assorted "followers" I am praying that you shut the hell up and f*ck off. Go get the vaccine. Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.
I believe in freedom of choice, and so I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly. If that's the choice you're making, I hope that you can enjoy every moment of gasping for breath while your chief of staff issues a statement that you are 'tired but in good spirits'. I hope you get the full satisfaction of seeing your family weep on FaceTime while you stubbornly and needlessly die for a delusional 4chan ideology. If that's your choice, I want that for you. Thoughts and prayers, you f*cking piece of shiat.
 
2021-08-25 11:39:28 PM  
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2021-08-25 11:44:49 PM  
Tou-farking-ché
 
2021-08-25 11:47:13 PM  

Redh8t: It's a righteous GFYS worth reading.

Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.
My brother needs prayers, he's in pretty rough shape. You probably know that better than me. My family isn't giving me much information because they are afraid I'll spill the beans and tell the truth.
They're brainwashed by "alternate facts" now, so I don't speak for them. But between me, you and all of our assorted "followers" I am praying that you shut the hell up and f*ck off. Go get the vaccine. Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.
I believe in freedom of choice, and so I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly. If that's the choice you're making, I hope that you can enjoy every moment of gasping for breath while your chief of staff issues a statement that you are 'tired but in good spirits'. I hope you get the full satisfaction of seeing your family weep on FaceTime while you stubbornly and needlessly die for a delusional 4chan ideology. If that's your choice, I want that for you. Thoughts and prayers, you f*cking piece of shiat.


That really was world-class. I mean, "insufferable penis looking f*ckstick" is pure poetry.
 
2021-08-25 11:54:38 PM  
Gosar's sibling seen taking notes.
 
2021-08-26 12:43:46 AM  
Well said bravo
 
2021-08-26 12:45:55 AM  
Wow.

Just....

Wow.

\Well said indeed.
 
2021-08-26 1:24:46 AM  
That was beautiful.
 
2021-08-26 1:41:52 AM  
This needs to happen more.
 
2021-08-26 1:48:37 AM  

Nah'mean: Redh8t: It's a righteous GFYS worth reading.

Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.
My brother needs prayers, he's in pretty rough shape. You probably know that better than me. My family isn't giving me much information because they are afraid I'll spill the beans and tell the truth.
They're brainwashed by "alternate facts" now, so I don't speak for them. But between me, you and all of our assorted "followers" I am praying that you shut the hell up and f*ck off. Go get the vaccine. Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.
I believe in freedom of choice, and so I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly. If that's the choice you're making, I hope that you can enjoy every moment of gasping for breath while your chief of staff issues a statement that you are 'tired but in good spirits'. I hope you get the full satisfaction of seeing your family weep on FaceTime while you stubbornly and needlessly die for a delusional 4chan ideology. If that's your choice, I want that for you. Thoughts and prayers, you f*cking piece of shiat.

That really was world-class. I mean, "insufferable penis looking f*ckstick" is pure poetry.


It is all accurate.

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2021-08-26 1:52:26 AM  
the anger (but underlying sadness) is very palpable

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2021-08-26 3:10:38 AM  
the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.

Send this to every antivaxer you know.
 
2021-08-26 4:07:34 AM  
Also acceptable:
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2021-08-26 4:15:09 AM  
Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.

If you guys make me King of the World or Earth Czar or whatever, even for one day, the first thing I'd do is blood test ALL politicians for vaccine antibodies*.  Anyone who's been screaming against vaccines/toeing the party line 'and' is found to have personally gotten the shot gets stripped from their position & charged with criminal conspiracy (mandatory jail time, minimum of 5 years.  One additional year for each time on Fox or other 'news' shows spouting the bs).  If they want to be willfully stupid and not get the shot ... ok.  The cure for your stupidity is coming for you & it won't be pretty.  But to demand that others die just to score political points...yeah, go fark yourself.

/*the ubiquitous 'they' can differentiate between antibodies from catching Covid & recovering & those from a vaccine, correct?
//otherwise my 'got up in the middle of the night to pee & was dumb enough to check Fark' rant kinda loses it's impact...
 
2021-08-26 4:20:05 AM  
Good man.
 
2021-08-26 6:48:10 AM  
I think this is the third time I've seen this story on Fark.

I'm not complaining. Just counting.
 
2021-08-26 6:49:10 AM  

Redh8t: It's a righteous GFYS worth reading.

Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.
My brother needs prayers, he's in pretty rough shape. You probably know that better than me. My family isn't giving me much information because they are afraid I'll spill the beans and tell the truth.
They're brainwashed by "alternate facts" now, so I don't speak for them. But between me, you and all of our assorted "followers" I am praying that you shut the hell up and f*ck off. Go get the vaccine. Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.
I believe in freedom of choice, and so I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly. If that's the choice you're making, I hope that you can enjoy every moment of gasping for breath while your chief of staff issues a statement that you are 'tired but in good spirits'. I hope you get the full satisfaction of seeing your family weep on FaceTime while you stubbornly and needlessly die for a delusional 4chan ideology. If that's your choice, I want that for you. Thoughts and prayers, you f*cking piece of shiat.


What's his Fark handle?
 
2021-08-26 6:49:15 AM  
That's a Fark rant. What's this guy's handle?
 
2021-08-26 6:49:48 AM  
Headline is to verbose. I would've went with: "Wisconsin State Senator's brother, Pierre Jacque, asks Dormez-vous?"
 
2021-08-26 6:50:07 AM  

mrshowrules: Nah'mean: Redh8t: It's a righteous GFYS worth reading.

Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.
My brother needs prayers, he's in pretty rough shape. You probably know that better than me. My family isn't giving me much information because they are afraid I'll spill the beans and tell the truth.
They're brainwashed by "alternate facts" now, so I don't speak for them. But between me, you and all of our assorted "followers" I am praying that you shut the hell up and f*ck off. Go get the vaccine. Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.
I believe in freedom of choice, and so I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly. If that's the choice you're making, I hope that you can enjoy every moment of gasping for breath while your chief of staff issues a statement that you are 'tired but in good spirits'. I hope you get the full satisfaction of seeing your family weep on FaceTime while you stubbornly and needlessly die for a delusional 4chan ideology. If that's your choice, I want that for you. Thoughts and prayers, you f*cking piece of shiat.

That really was world-class. I mean, "insufferable penis looking f*ckstick" is pure poetry.

It is all accurate.

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"INSUFFERABLE PENIS-LOOKING FUQSTICK"

I love it.
 
2021-08-26 6:50:23 AM  

holdmybones: That's a Fark rant. What's this guy's handle?


Hey-yyy-yyy
 
2021-08-26 6:51:49 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Redh8t: It's a righteous GFYS worth reading.

Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.
My brother needs prayers, he's in pretty rough shape. You probably know that better than me. My family isn't giving me much information because they are afraid I'll spill the beans and tell the truth.
They're brainwashed by "alternate facts" now, so I don't speak for them. But between me, you and all of our assorted "followers" I am praying that you shut the hell up and f*ck off. Go get the vaccine. Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.
I believe in freedom of choice, and so I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly. If that's the choice you're making, I hope that you can enjoy every moment of gasping for breath while your chief of staff issues a statement that you are 'tired but in good spirits'. I hope you get the full satisfaction of seeing your family weep on FaceTime while you stubbornly and needlessly die for a delusional 4chan ideology. If that's your choice, I want that for you. Thoughts and prayers, you f*cking piece of shiat.

What's his Fark handle?


That was my second thought, right behind "damn!"
 
2021-08-26 6:52:39 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: holdmybones: That's a Fark rant. What's this guy's handle?

Hey-yyy-yyy


Damn my extra sentence!

I mean, calling out 4chan? Penis looking f*ckstick. It's at least somewhat likely.
 
2021-08-26 6:53:16 AM  
So that must have been the strong letter that followed.
 
2021-08-26 6:55:58 AM  
A+ for creativity: "fark yourself into a hole"

But generally speaking, why did it ever become an insult to tell somebody to fark themselves, or to fark off?

Isn't farking pleasurable for everyone? (Certainly, for subby's mom). Presumably that is why so many farkers spend so much time solo-farking.

How interesting that "I want to fark you" and "fark you" can be intended/received so very differently.

/ Somewhere, there must be somebody writing a master's thesis on this
 
2021-08-26 6:59:55 AM  
This has been posted on everything thread about this guy. The admins seem to have a real hard-on for this particular piece of shiat.
 
2021-08-26 7:00:27 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: Isn't farking pleasurable for everyone?


Shockingly, no! Look up, Dysorgasmia.
 
2021-08-26 7:01:36 AM  
My brother needs prayers, he's in pretty rough shape.

Fun fact : prayers dont do shiat, never saved anyone, never will. Science saves people, not made up stories to make you feel special.
 
2021-08-26 7:03:35 AM  
So much disrespect for a duly elected official
 
2021-08-26 7:04:04 AM  
Man, mr creosote is probably not gonna make it

If only he had taken the wafer thin vaccine
 
2021-08-26 7:07:01 AM  
These diseased trash bags need to start being held accountable and losing rights, which is what every civilized society does when someone becomes a danger to themselves and others.
 
2021-08-26 7:09:13 AM  
We had a guy at work, polar opposite of this shiat stain, who was a similar body type and I'm pretty sure was vaccinated because the dude was a strange combination of brilliant and humble.  He just died yesterday :(
 
2021-08-26 7:11:12 AM  
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2021-08-26 7:12:08 AM  
"Today our reading from the Bible is Leviticus 13:45-46..."
 
2021-08-26 7:14:05 AM  
Man.  That spiritually stingy ahole Republican State Representative Shae Sortwell only called for "prayers" and NOT "thoughts and prayers".  What's the world coming to?
 
2021-08-26 7:19:42 AM  
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2021-08-26 7:19:49 AM  
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/he's not wrong
 
2021-08-26 7:22:33 AM  
Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.

Guns blazing right out the door!
 
2021-08-26 7:23:07 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: A+ for creativity: "fark yourself into a hole"

But generally speaking, why did it ever become an insult to tell somebody to fark themselves, or to fark off?

Isn't farking pleasurable for everyone? (Certainly, for subby's mom). Presumably that is why so many farkers spend so much time solo-farking.

How interesting that "I want to fark you" and "fark you" can be intended/received so very differently.

/ Somewhere, there must be somebody writing a master's thesis on this


Considering it can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective (of sorts; what SpongeBob calls a "sentence enhancer"*), an exclamation of surprise or dismay (Sir Conan Doyle's "ejaculation"), a sigh of sympathy, a direct personal insult, a suggestive insult... not sure why it's surprising.

* (SFW, but you might want to turn down the volume)
Spongebob Squarepants - Sentence Enhancers
Youtube -tyk3CiBL2g
 
2021-08-26 7:30:35 AM  

Destructor: I think this is the third time I've seen this story on Fark.

I'm not complaining. Just counting.


There's a new wrinkle in the story. None of the previous versions included the phrase "insufferable penis looking f*ckstick".
 
2021-08-26 7:30:54 AM  
ladies and gentlemen... The birth of a meme.
 
2021-08-26 7:30:58 AM  
I'm looking forward to another article on Andre Jacque with a follow-up tag
 
2021-08-26 7:33:48 AM  
That's a solid five star level rant.

I especially liked MAGA points.  MAGA points are like internet points, but only 1/3 as valuable, as there even more easily forgotten, and only the most gullible even keep score.  I personally think that if you're risking death/lifelong reduced health/financial ruin the payout should be in something awesome, like billions of dollars.  But, nope, these saps are gambling for MAGA points as their only payoff.

I considered taking away a star as penis and f#ckstick are redundant, but I'll allow it as it is a rant after all.  Would read this author again.
 
2021-08-26 7:34:58 AM  

mrshowrules: Nah'mean: Redh8t: It's a righteous GFYS worth reading.

Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.
My brother needs prayers, he's in pretty rough shape. You probably know that better than me. My family isn't giving me much information because they are afraid I'll spill the beans and tell the truth.
They're brainwashed by "alternate facts" now, so I don't speak for them. But between me, you and all of our assorted "followers" I am praying that you shut the hell up and f*ck off. Go get the vaccine. Or at least be honest and let your flock know that the "choice" they are making is between effective scientifically backed preventative medicine, or choking on a vent while their friends and colleagues hide their condition and some insufferable penis looking f*ckstick uses their name to beg for prayers and MAGA points.
I believe in freedom of choice, and so I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly. If that's the choice you're making, I hope that you can enjoy every moment of gasping for breath while your chief of staff issues a statement that you are 'tired but in good spirits'. I hope you get the full satisfaction of seeing your family weep on FaceTime while you stubbornly and needlessly die for a delusional 4chan ideology. If that's your choice, I want that for you. Thoughts and prayers, you f*cking piece of shiat.

That really was world-class. I mean, "insufferable penis looking f*ckstick" is pure poetry.

It is all accurate.

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Is it too late to put the foreskin back? Yikes.
 
2021-08-26 7:35:25 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Shae, respectfully, go and f*ck yourself into a hole and then ask your 10k followers to fill it in.

Guns blazing right out the door!


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2021-08-26 7:37:40 AM  
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Apply liberally to eyes and anus.
 
2021-08-26 7:44:39 AM  

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Wow, Bill Watterson's work has gotten dark o_O
 
2021-08-26 7:45:27 AM  
"I hope that you and the rest of your death cult get exactly what you apparently want so badly."

lol -- what's his Fark Account name?
 
2021-08-26 7:46:21 AM  
Republicans aren't trying to hide anything, they just don't want to violate his hippo rights. Liberals can't wait to violate any right or orifice they can think of.
 
2021-08-26 7:49:35 AM  

FnkyTwn: Republicans aren't trying to hide anything, they just don't want to violate his hippo rights. Liberals can't wait to violate any right or orifice they can think of.


I had to zoom in to your avatar to see if you were serious or not.

\have a happy snappy 4th of July
 
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