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2021-08-25 8:18:15 PM  
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2021-08-25 11:48:02 PM  
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2021-08-26 1:45:31 AM  
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For the first hours of Donald and Ivanka's post-insurrection life, during their hasty flight back home to the safety and familiarity of their mar-a-lago compound, they consoled each other at every stolen opportunity with a kiss - a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Donald shoving Melania aside, and lapping and sucking at Ivanka's mouth as if she were a giant, golden, cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest, tiny-handed, orange gerbil.

(apologies to Molly Ringle)
2021-08-25 8:20:32 PM  
2 votes:
Fat finger deluxe there folks. Stare, point and laugh because I am, too. That's how I know I'm home.
2021-08-25 8:18:34 PM  
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It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out followed minutes later by sirens calling somewhere in the neigh
2021-08-25 8:23:39 PM  
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RI_Red: My parents moved out of the house where I grew up just after I got married. I'd already moved out to be closer to work, so I really can't go home again.

That's what I think of when I read Wolfe's quote.

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