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(Politico)   What do Pants-Rootin' Rudy, Cirrhosisman, I'M ERIC, Sniffles, Princess, Great Value Penguin, Kimberley Gargoyle and Damien Kushner all have in common? The select committee wants records of any Jan. 6 White House communications with them   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-08-25 3:46:52 PM  
I'll be sharpening pikes, if anyone wants to preorder.
 
2021-08-25 5:36:57 PM  
I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?
 
2021-08-25 5:40:32 PM  

lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?


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2021-08-25 5:54:39 PM  
And they won't provide anything. So, has the committee already gotten ahead of that and started preparing necessary steps to have items seized by the DoJ?

If not, you just might be in a circus.
 
2021-08-25 5:57:23 PM  

duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?

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See, I still see Stone as Dollar Store Rich Uncle Pennybags

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2021-08-25 5:57:29 PM  
Good thing they can all claim executive privilege. Right? Or ignore any subpoenas. That's still a thing yeah?
 
2021-08-25 5:59:05 PM  
I read that as "Pants-Pootin' Rudy."

I mean, really, it could be either.
 
2021-08-25 5:59:56 PM  

Subtonic: Good thing they can all claim executive privilege. Right? Or ignore any subpoenas. That's still a thing yeah?


I believe the last one to touch their nose has to testify, but not under oath.
 
2021-08-25 6:00:09 PM  
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2021-08-25 6:03:08 PM  
I'm Eric is gonna be the fall guy, for this, for Trump INC, for EVERYTHING.
 
2021-08-25 6:04:50 PM  
"Kimberley Gargoyle" made me laugh out loud. I haven't heard that one before, but it's a good one.
 
2021-08-25 6:04:51 PM  

Vacation Bible School: duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?

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See, I still see Stone as Dollar Store Rich Uncle Pennybags

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I always thought of him as the worst band that keeps getting airtime - Nixonback.
 
2021-08-25 6:05:32 PM  

Vacation Bible School: duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?

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See, I still see Stone as Dollar Store Rich Uncle Pennybags

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Hang on just a second. You mean to tell me that monopoly man has a name?! And it's uncle pennybags? Where the fark did I miss that memo?!
 
2021-08-25 6:05:37 PM  

Subtonic: Good thing they can all claim executive privilege. Right? Or ignore any subpoenas. That's still a thing yeah?


To claim executive privilege, one must be an actual member of said branch. And most of those listed were either personal attorneys or outside advisors.

/Not a lawyer
 
2021-08-25 6:07:14 PM  
Thank you, subby - I lol'd.
 
2021-08-25 6:09:49 PM  

saywhonow: Vacation Bible School: duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?

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See, I still see Stone as Dollar Store Rich Uncle Pennybags

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Hang on just a second. You mean to tell me that monopoly man has a name?! And it's uncle pennybags? Where the fark did I miss that memo?!



Yep.
 
2021-08-25 6:11:19 PM  
They would all make fantastic comic book supervillains?
 
2021-08-25 6:14:11 PM  

Rent Party: They would all make fantastic comic book supervillains?


*Narrator Voice*

Deep in the swamps of Mar-a-Lago, the Legion of Dumb plots their next move.
 
2021-08-25 6:16:41 PM  

dracos31: Rent Party: They would all make fantastic comic book supervillains?

*Narrator Voice*

Deep in the swamps of Mar-a-Lago, the Legion of Dumb plots their next move.


Exactly!  You get it, man!

Great Value Penguin...  I lolzered...
 
2021-08-25 6:21:09 PM  

BeansNfranks: And they won't provide anything. So, has the committee already gotten ahead of that and started preparing necessary steps to have items seized by the DoJ?

If not, you just might be in a circus.


The Records Requests were not made to these individuals but rather to Agencies of the Executive Branch. I am willing to bet good money the people who will be fulfilling these Records Requests are not fans of the previous Administration.
 
2021-08-25 6:21:36 PM  

duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?

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I don't care what anybody says, his wardrobe is friggin' dope.

Course, it only works on a horrible, fetid garbage person, but still...
 
2021-08-25 6:24:23 PM  

dracos31: Rent Party: They would all make fantastic comic book supervillains?

*Narrator Voice*

Deep in the swamps of Mar-a-Lago, the Legion of Dumb plots their next move.


funny.

I can't believe Sniffles' dealer hasn't worn a wire yet.
 
2021-08-25 6:25:13 PM  

espiaboricua: BeansNfranks: And they won't provide anything. So, has the committee already gotten ahead of that and started preparing necessary steps to have items seized by the DoJ?

If not, you just might be in a circus.

The Records Requests were not made to these individuals but rather to Agencies of the Executive Branch. I am willing to bet good money the people who will be fulfilling these Records Requests are not fans of the previous Administration.


I'll also bet that today's "request" is not the first these Departments and Agencies have heard about exactly what the Select Committee wants to see. It's all probably already in binders, with crosstabs...
 
2021-08-25 6:26:46 PM  
Pants Rootin' Rudy, while amusing, is a little too evocative, if you know what I mean.
 
2021-08-25 6:27:42 PM  
Soooo, what 'bout them tax returns?
 
2021-08-25 6:28:12 PM  

The Lone Gunman: duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?

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I don't care what anybody says, his wardrobe is friggin' dope.

Course, it only works on a horrible, fetid garbage person, but still...


pfft.. looks like the sale rack at Gingiss.
 
2021-08-25 6:45:20 PM  
Nice, Subby,

Back in the 80s, when Not Necessarily the News was on HBO, they compared Reagan's cabinet to mobsters in an Untouchables spoof.  Forty years later and I'll never forget James "The Torch" Watt as Secretary of the Interior.
 
2021-08-25 6:46:20 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Pants Rootin' Rudy, while amusing, is a little too evocative, if you know what I mean.


I've tried to make "Discount Orlok" happen 🤷🏻♂

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2021-08-25 6:48:48 PM  

Halfabee64: Nice, Subby,

Back in the 80s, when Not Necessarily the News was on HBO, they compared Reagan's cabinet to mobsters in an Untouchables spoof.  Forty years later and I'll never forget James "The Torch" Watt as Secretary of the Interior.


That was a brilliant effing show.
 
2021-08-25 6:51:17 PM  
Team Treason: "Funny thing. See, technically speaking; May I call you Technically? Ha ha! No, no. I kid, I kid. So... Where was I? Oh yes... The 'funny thing' thing. Great. So, yeah, technically speaking, we like... no longer have those records due to some totally weird, wide spread, totally inexplicable device malfunction."

Service Providers: "I'm yo' huckleberreh."
 
2021-08-25 6:53:33 PM  
They're gonna blame it on Tiffany, try to pin her as the unseen mastermind pulling the strings, somehow magically holding the leverage to get them all to do her bidding.
 
2021-08-25 7:02:54 PM  
Bannon should have stuck to the bottle.... well, he did, but maybe that's all he should have stuck to
 
2021-08-25 7:05:48 PM  

muck1969: They're gonna blame it on Tiffany, try to pin her as the unseen mastermind pulling the strings, somehow magically holding the leverage to get them all to do her bidding.


she should have listened to her mother when she said "We all make mistakes in life. Be polite, but keep your distance. For gods sakes, he talked me into naming you after a jewelry store. It was downhill from there."
 
2021-08-25 7:07:03 PM  

Halfabee64: Nice, Subby,

Back in the 80s, when Not Necessarily the News was on HBO, they compared Reagan's cabinet to mobsters in an Untouchables spoof.  Forty years later and I'll never forget James "The Torch" Watt as Secretary of the Interior.


I hated that man so much.
 
2021-08-25 7:15:10 PM  

saywhonow: Vacation Bible School: duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
[Fark user image 425x425]

Is it because they're cheesy?

[Fark user image 224x224]

See, I still see Stone as Dollar Store Rich Uncle Pennybags

[Fark user image image 600x434]

Hang on just a second. You mean to tell me that monopoly man has a name?! And it's uncle pennybags? Where the fark did I miss that memo?!


Milburn Pennybags, to be specific.
 
2021-08-25 7:59:10 PM  
Most of the records will be in crayon but you can pull an ISO off Rudi's tablet.  It's an Etch-o-Sketch model.
 
2021-08-25 8:22:12 PM  

vudukungfu: I'll be sharpening pikes, if anyone wants to preorder.


Pikes are just fancy spears. For the purpose I assume you are proposing, sharpened and fire hardened broom handles will do nicely.
 
2021-08-25 8:23:09 PM  

Vacation Bible School: duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
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Is it because they're cheesy?

[Fark user image 224x224]

See, I still see Stone as Dollar Store Rich Uncle Pennybags

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Nope. Definitely Oswald Cobblepot.
 
2021-08-25 8:30:04 PM  

Halfabee64: Nice, Subby,

Back in the 80s, when Not Necessarily the News was on HBO, they compared Reagan's cabinet to mobsters in an Untouchables spoof.  Forty years later and I'll never forget James "The Torch" Watt as Secretary of the Interior.


Threadjack. Old HBO. HBO MAX: Where is Dream On, the Real Sex series, etc.

Hell, Dream On is the origin of the CRT (cathode ray tube, not the other CRT) white noise static HBO intro.
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2021-08-25 8:32:15 PM  

Sword and Shield: saywhonow: Vacation Bible School: duppy: lysdexic: I think I've guessed all of them, but Great Value Penguin?
[Fark user image 425x425]

Is it because they're cheesy?

[Fark user image 224x224]

See, I still see Stone as Dollar Store Rich Uncle Pennybags

[Fark user image image 600x434]

Hang on just a second. You mean to tell me that monopoly man has a name?! And it's uncle pennybags? Where the fark did I miss that memo?!

Milburn Pennybags, to be specific.


A trivia question I will now get correct at a bar some time leaving everyone looking at me weird. Milburn.
 
2021-08-25 9:35:39 PM  
Prepare for epic levels of Repuglican obstruction and non-cooperation, and predictable Democratic weakness and folding like the metal chairs in the Rec Room.
 
2021-08-25 9:49:24 PM  

baron von doodle: Halfabee64: Nice, Subby,

Back in the 80s, when Not Necessarily the News was on HBO, they compared Reagan's cabinet to mobsters in an Untouchables spoof.  Forty years later and I'll never forget James "The Torch" Watt as Secretary of the Interior.

Threadjack. Old HBO. HBO MAX: Where is Dream On, the Real Sex series, etc.

Hell, Dream On is the origin of the CRT (cathode ray tube, not the other CRT) white noise static HBO intro.
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Dream On was great. More proof that Michael McCean is a vampire. Was he like 18 in Laverne & Shirley?
 
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