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(CNN)   What if I told you there was a fourth Matrix movie with Neil Patrick Harris as Neo's thrapist?   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-08-25 5:43:41 PM  
This movie is gonna suck, isn't it?

I have very high hopes, but let's face it, they couldn't get the sequels right back when the iron was hot. I'm afraid with the time that's elapsed we're going to end up with another Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.
 
2021-08-25 6:25:20 PM  
thrapist?  How does one become a professional in performing thrap?
 
2021-08-25 6:29:13 PM  
NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.
 
2021-08-25 6:30:38 PM  

majestic: NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.

NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.


FTFY
 
2021-08-25 6:36:10 PM  
I dunno subby, déjà vu?
 
2021-08-25 6:45:47 PM  

Odd Bird: I dunno subby, déjà vu?


Came here for this, left happily, inexplicably showed up again, left confused.
 
2021-08-25 6:58:22 PM  
Neither Wachowski brother is attached to this, so....
 
2021-08-25 7:07:01 PM  
NPH is gonna rape neo? Ew
 
2021-08-25 7:09:21 PM  

wingnut396: thrapist?  How does one become a professional in performing thrap?


Practice?
 
2021-08-25 7:17:39 PM  
Magorn: Neither One Wachowski brother sister is attached to directing this, so....

FTFY
 
2021-08-25 7:21:33 PM  

Odd Bird: I dunno subby, déjà vu?


It's a glitch in the Matrix. It's how you know they've changed something.
 
2021-08-25 7:36:34 PM  
Those movies just got better and better.
 
2021-08-25 7:37:12 PM  
They didn't really have a plan for a sequel after the first movie. Neo is ambiguously dead I guess but Trinity is dead as farking fried chicken.
 
2021-08-25 7:41:17 PM  
Kids, in 2021 your Uncle Barney became an unlicensed therapist to a dead guy and learned that our reality is a big computer game controlled by evil robots.  Also kung fu happened.
 
2021-08-25 7:57:14 PM  
How can they have a 4th, when only one was made....

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2021-08-25 7:57:27 PM  
I want to see a crossover with Yoshimi Battles Pink Robots.
 
2021-08-25 8:03:09 PM  

Lsherm: This movie is gonna suck, isn't it?

I have very high hopes, but let's face it, they couldn't get the sequels right back when the iron was hot. I'm afraid with the time that's elapsed we're going to end up with another Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.


I have very low hopes. But I am cautiously optimistic.

Not so much for an amazing Matrix sequel, but a cool action flic.
 
2021-08-25 8:14:20 PM  

evulc: majestic: NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.

NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.

FTFY


I wasn't implying that him being gay makes him less cool. I was just saying that of all the gay dudes I can think of, he seems to be the coolest. Neil De Grasse Tyson (sic) seems like the coolest scientist I can think of. But not the coolest dude I can think of. Overall, I think Keanu Reeves is probably the coolest dude of all.
 
2021-08-25 8:16:28 PM  
You mean a second Matrix movie.
 
2021-08-25 8:21:35 PM  
Wut?
 
2021-08-25 8:40:37 PM  

lolmao500: NPH is gonna rape neo? Ew


Three times.
 
2021-08-25 8:45:04 PM  
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2021-08-25 8:53:55 PM  

majestic: evulc: majestic: NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.

NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.

FTFY

I wasn't implying that him being gay makes him less cool. I was just saying that of all the gay dudes I can think of, he seems to be the coolest. Neil De Grasse Tyson (sic) seems like the coolest scientist I can think of. But not the coolest dude I can think of. Overall, I think Keanu Reeves is probably the coolest dude of all.


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The Dude would like to remind you that there is only one Dude, which is his Dudeness, the Dude.
 
2021-08-25 9:35:11 PM  

EdgeRunner: majestic: evulc: majestic: NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.

NPH seems like the coolest gay dude I can think of.

FTFY

I wasn't implying that him being gay makes him less cool. I was just saying that of all the gay dudes I can think of, he seems to be the coolest. Neil De Grasse Tyson (sic) seems like the coolest scientist I can think of. But not the coolest dude I can think of. Overall, I think Keanu Reeves is probably the coolest dude of all.

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The Dude would like to remind you that there is only one Dude, which is his Dudeness, the Dude.


No, not Dude, but dude.  There are many dudes, and many of those dudes area cool, but there is only one Dude.
 
2021-08-25 9:44:28 PM  
Revolutions ended with Neo sailing off to Avalon to recover from his injuries and return again in futures past when he is once again needed, so it's not like there aren't ample ways to continue the story.

And the Wachowski's earned a lifetime "Will watch" from me with Speed Racer.
 
2021-08-25 9:54:15 PM  

SirSigsegV: Magorn: Neither One Wachowski brother sister is attached to directing this, so....

FTFY


I think you missed the joke.
I hope it was meant as a joke.

/I'll give this a look but I don't have high expectations.
 
2021-08-25 9:57:43 PM  
I loved The Matrix.  If you plot the quality of the movies on a graph, the trend is not positive.

Matrix was super fun and awesome.

Reloaded was awesome in several scenes, but mediocre otherwise.

Revolutions was borderline unwatchable.
 
2021-08-25 10:25:36 PM  
He also does analysis as well.

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2021-08-25 10:58:07 PM  

Archie Goodwin: SirSigsegV: Magorn: Neither One Wachowski brother sister is attached to directing this, so....

FTFY

I think you missed the joke.
I hope it was meant as a joke.

/I'll give this a look but I don't have high expectations.


Couldn't have been a joke, because intentionally misgendering people isn't funny. I assume it was just an honest mistake. I don't think there was any involvement by either Wachowski when it was announced, so it was probably just outdated information.
 
2021-08-25 11:33:51 PM  
I would say that it probably is going to suck roadkill.
 
2021-08-26 12:31:32 AM  

SirSigsegV: Archie Goodwin: SirSigsegV: Magorn: Neither One Wachowski brother sister is attached to directing this, so....

FTFY

I think you missed the joke.
I hope it was meant as a joke.

/I'll give this a look but I don't have high expectations.

Couldn't have been a joke, because intentionally misgendering people isn't funny. I assume it was just an honest mistake. I don't think there was any involvement by either Wachowski when it was announced, so it was probably just outdated information.


I thought Lana Wachowski was always attached to direct, and the question was how it would affect things without both Wachowskis onboard.

Well, that was one question, anyway. The real question is whether a good sequel to the Matrix is even possible. Hasn't happened yet, but maybe the third time's the charm.
 
2021-08-26 1:29:50 AM  

EdgeRunner: SirSigsegV: Archie Goodwin: SirSigsegV: Magorn: Neither One Wachowski brother sister is attached to directing this, so....

FTFY

I think you missed the joke.
I hope it was meant as a joke.

/I'll give this a look but I don't have high expectations.

Couldn't have been a joke, because intentionally misgendering people isn't funny. I assume it was just an honest mistake. I don't think there was any involvement by either Wachowski when it was announced, so it was probably just outdated information.

I thought Lana Wachowski was always attached to direct, and the question was how it would affect things without both Wachowskis onboard.

Well, that was one question, anyway. The real question is whether a good sequel to the Matrix is even possible. Hasn't happened yet, but maybe the third time's the charm.


I mean, I hope it's good, but I don't plan on watching until unless people say it's amazing after it's out. I saw the second one once and it killed all interest I had in the franchise.
 
2021-08-26 2:12:15 AM  

SirSigsegV: I mean, I hope it's good, but I don't plan on watching until unless people say it's amazing after it's out. I saw the second one once and it killed all interest I had in the franchise.


The second one was all over the place storywise, but what really hurt it is that the first one had mindblowing visuals and everyone expected the sequel to be just as amazing. But by the time Reloaded came out, bullet time and all the other signature Matrix effects had been done to death by other movies, commercials, cartoons, you name it. And big set pieces like the freeway chase and the staircase fight, which were supposed to be the talk of the summer movie season, wound up feeling like tired cliches thanks to all the imitators who had run that style into the ground.

The long gap between this sequel and the last movie should actually work in its favor, because it's been enough time that a return to the Matrix will be nostalgic instead of played out, and it'll be a nice change of pace from the polished but repetitive look of all the superhero films that dominate the theaters nowadays. Plus I'd bet Lana has some new cinematic tricks up her sleeve. The Wachowskis may not be the greatest scriptwriters, but they've always been visual geniuses and pioneers.
 
2021-08-26 10:06:47 AM  

Lsherm: This movie is gonna suck, isn't it?

I have very high hopes, but let's face it, they couldn't get the sequels right back when the iron was hot. I'm afraid with the time that's elapsed we're going to end up with another Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.


ORRRRRRR they were pressured into delivering two additional movies without really being inspired with a good story but now they've come up with something worth telling.  Won't be any way to know until it's watched.

Imho, the AniMatrix had some of the coolest shiat ever put on video and hopefully we can get more of that quality storytelling with this.
 
2021-08-26 2:30:24 PM  
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2021-08-26 7:02:48 PM  

SirSigsegV: Archie Goodwin: SirSigsegV: Magorn: Neither One Wachowski brother sister is attached to directing this, so....

FTFY

I think you missed the joke.
I hope it was meant as a joke.

/I'll give this a look but I don't have high expectations.

Couldn't have been a joke, because intentionally misgendering people isn't funny. I assume it was just an honest mistake. I don't think there was any involvement by either Wachowski when it was announced, so it was probably just outdated information.


**Wanking motion**
 
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