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2021-08-24 11:22:49 PM  
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2021-08-25 3:36:17 AM  
Jeebus.  This country has a mental health problem.
 
2021-08-25 4:35:09 AM  
Ironically, this makes me wonder if we should take this woman's children away from her.
 
2021-08-25 5:23:35 AM  
Is there a flow chart which explains the circular logic these people use?
 
2021-08-25 5:28:28 AM  

puffy999: Is there a flow chart which explains the circular logic these people use?


I think it's this one.

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Note the lack of arrows connected to science.
 
2021-08-25 6:00:15 AM  
But the kids are already separating themselves daily and so why would you close the and now I've gone cross-eyed.
 
2021-08-25 6:05:19 AM  
Jade Helm 21!
 
2021-08-25 6:06:02 AM  
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2021-08-25 6:06:26 AM  
The town that has Bob Jones "university" is worried about a Nazi style education that separates couples.
 
2021-08-25 6:06:46 AM  
She has "future GOP representative" written all over her.
 
2021-08-25 6:07:46 AM  
I made it about 30 seconds until the derp got too deep and I bailed. there are some fantastically stupid people in this country.
 
2021-08-25 6:09:15 AM  
The second her kids turn 18 there's going to be a smoke outline of them left behind as they escape the home.
 
2021-08-25 6:12:03 AM  

wademh: Ironically, this makes me wonder if we should take this woman's children away from her.


She does make a good case for it.
 
2021-08-25 6:12:22 AM  
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2021-08-25 6:16:25 AM  
Concentration camp - Cartman
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2021-08-25 6:19:14 AM  
Short story: Three years ago the high school soccer teams had to forfeit a couple of home games because of the condition of the fields. The school has since taken to closing the fields for three weeks to make sure they are in acceptable condition. When the sign about closure went up this year people broke into two groups. Group A, the civilized discussed where else people could walk. Group B, the perpetual victim issued a literal call to arms to occupy and hold this public resource that was being taken from them,

There is a sizable subset of people who either enjoy being angry or lack the capacity to view anything as other than a personally directed threat. There is a virus, this isn't a global event, this is an action to deprive me of something. They can't see past themselves and everything is about them. Bet they think that they get red lights because some power wants them to be late.
 
2021-08-25 6:19:58 AM  
Let me guess. She has 'a mountain of evidence' that no one else is allowed to see.
 
2021-08-25 6:20:12 AM  
DAMMIT, which one of you hit reply all when you were Bcc'd on this!?!
 
2021-08-25 6:21:20 AM  
FARK! They've figured out our plan! We were powerless before the might of Twitter and Facebook investigators! Curses!
 
2021-08-25 6:22:16 AM  
Boy, we really need to invest in mental health.
 
2021-08-25 6:23:05 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Let me guess. She has 'a mountain of evidence' that no one else is allowed to see.


that or the all-encompassing evidence that is all around us that some how you cannot see right in front of you.
 
2021-08-25 6:23:44 AM  
a millennial ladies and gentlemen.
 
2021-08-25 6:24:49 AM  

IP: Jeebus.  This country has a mental health problem.


I can't be crazy, everything in my Facebook feed agrees with me.
 
2021-08-25 6:25:08 AM  
When did soccer moms (and dads) turn into that crazy uncle we'd all avoid on the holidays?
 
2021-08-25 6:25:58 AM  
can of concentrate was all I knew as a kid

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2021-08-25 6:30:01 AM  
No, but she can concatenate. Not properly, mind you, but still...

Thia reminded me of stuff from several years ago: There was some crap sent around in FW:FW:FW: fashion that the government was going to hold all the kids at schools and to be allowed to get them, every gun owner was going to have to turn in their guns. It was somehow tied to the installation of fiber optic communication cables. Brave patriots were advised to go buy soldering irons, dig up the fiber optic cable, and plunge the soldering iron into it. How you were supposed to heat the soldering iron sitting in relative middle-of-nowhere wasn't included.
 
2021-08-25 6:32:36 AM  

Spaceballer: When did soccer moms (and dads) turn into that crazy uncle we'd all avoid on the holidays?


When they joined Facebook.
 
2021-08-25 6:38:07 AM  

DarnoKonrad: a millennial ladies and gentlemen.


Hey, up yours buddy.   I won't own any of that craziness.
 
2021-08-25 6:41:52 AM  

Wobambo: [i.imgflip.com image 582x428]


You win the internet for today sir.
 
2021-08-25 6:43:01 AM  
Children separated from their parents?

You mean like at the border?

Now that's a bunch of hogwash. No Administration would be that evil.
 
2021-08-25 6:43:14 AM  

DarnoKonrad: IP: Jeebus.  This country has a mental health problem.

I can't be crazy, everything in my Facebook feed agrees with me.


Yes but can any of them spell MGM backwards?
 
2021-08-25 6:53:15 AM  

Unobtanium: No, but she can concatenate. Not properly, mind you, but still...

Thia reminded me of stuff from several years ago: There was some crap sent around in FW:FW:FW: fashion that the government was going to hold all the kids at schools and to be allowed to get them, every gun owner was going to have to turn in their guns. It was somehow tied to the installation of fiber optic communication cables. Brave patriots were advised to go buy soldering irons, dig up the fiber optic cable, and plunge the soldering iron into it. How you were supposed to heat the soldering iron sitting in relative middle-of-nowhere wasn't included.


It's fiber. Why go to all that trouble when you could just break it?
 
2021-08-25 6:53:33 AM  

Hyjamon: can of concentrate was all I knew as a kid

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I once had a job with Minute Maid, but I got canned 'cause I couldn't concentrate.
 
2021-08-25 6:54:43 AM  
I'm starting to think a large majority of these nutbags are being paid by someone who hates our country.  Has anyone checked their bank accounts for large deposits of Rubles?  I mean, I know there's a mental health problem in this country, but it surely can't be this bad, can it?
 
2021-08-25 6:55:06 AM  
rarely is the question asked, "is our children concentrating?"
 
2021-08-25 6:55:21 AM  

wademh: Ironically, this makes me wonder if we should take this woman's children away from her.


I don't wonder at all
 
2021-08-25 6:55:27 AM  
She certainly makes a case for forced sterilization.
 
2021-08-25 6:56:09 AM  

OldRod: I'm starting to think a large majority of these nutbags are being paid by someone who hates our country.  Has anyone checked their bank accounts for large deposits of Rubles?  I mean, I know there's a mental health problem in this country, but it surely can't be this bad, can it?


Nope. They work for free. Feeling like you're smarter than everyone else is its own reward.
 
2021-08-25 6:56:57 AM  

chucknasty: I made it about 30 seconds until the derp got too deep and I bailed. there are some fantastically stupid people in this country.


I was expecting some sort of rant about how masks take away kids' ability to concentrate, which now sounds downright reasonable in comparison.
 
2021-08-25 6:57:42 AM  
where children will be taken away from their parents, and couples separated from each other.

How ridiculous, that only happens to Latin Americans.
 
2021-08-25 6:58:39 AM  

Wobambo: [i.imgflip.com image 582x428]


We prefer the term "funny farm".
 
2021-08-25 7:02:51 AM  

Skyfrog: where children will be taken away from their parents, and couples separated from each other.

How ridiculous, that only happens to Latin Americans.


$50 says she supports monuments to Confederate heritage.
 
2021-08-25 7:04:54 AM  

KingBiefWhistle: Unobtanium: No, but she can concatenate. Not properly, mind you, but still...

Thia reminded me of stuff from several years ago: There was some crap sent around in FW:FW:FW: fashion that the government was going to hold all the kids at schools and to be allowed to get them, every gun owner was going to have to turn in their guns. It was somehow tied to the installation of fiber optic communication cables. Brave patriots were advised to go buy soldering irons, dig up the fiber optic cable, and plunge the soldering iron into it. How you were supposed to heat the soldering iron sitting in relative middle-of-nowhere wasn't included.

It's fiber. Why go to all that trouble when you could just break it?


Snapping it lets the demons loose.
Only the pure heat of a soldering iron from Hobby Lobby is enough to break the connection and seal the demons inside.
 
2021-08-25 7:04:56 AM  

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RonFilipkowski: A woman reveals to the Greenville, SC School Board tonight that she has uncovered a plot by the CDC to shut down schools and turn them into Nazi-style concentration camps, where children will be taken away from their parents, and couples separated from each other. https://t.co/AZjEY70GGv


Could they call it an  Immigrant Detention Center?
 
2021-08-25 7:06:03 AM  
 
2021-08-25 7:08:12 AM  

Ishkur: Children separated from their parents?

You mean like at the border?

Now that's a bunch of hogwash. No Administration would be that evil.


Give the Biden Administration time, you'll get there.
 
2021-08-25 7:10:27 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The second her kids turn 18 there's going to be a smoke outline of them left behind as they escape the home.


The apple usually doesn't fall very far from the tree, but I hope you're right.
 
2021-08-25 7:11:51 AM  
This stuff started with the Tea Party.
Their wacky conspiracy theories bout Jade Helm, taking over Walmarts to be used as prisons, FEMA concentration camps and so on.
It has gotten worse as the years go on.
 
2021-08-25 7:12:11 AM  
If she has a halfway sane husband, he should leave her, get full custody, and all her dreams can come true.
 
2021-08-25 7:12:12 AM  
imma take your kids!

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