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(US Department of Justice)   You're allowed to send human feces and blood through the US Mail. But not like this   (justice.gov) divider line
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2021-08-24 6:09:34 PM  
The USPS doesn't f*ck around.

She's lucky she got only two years' probation. That's the feds, and they have no sense of humor.
 
2021-08-24 7:08:54 PM  
Fun fact: the CDC regularly sends samples of some of the most deadly and virulent agents through the mail.
 
2021-08-24 7:29:15 PM  
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2021-08-24 7:33:17 PM  
I can respect the "blood smeared on a sanitary napkin" play, it's pretty obvious and not necessarily very original.

Probably fairly common amongst chicks that are psycho.
 
2021-08-24 7:37:13 PM  

Cafe Threads: The USPS doesn't f*ck around.

She's lucky she got only two years' probation. That's the feds, and they have no sense of humor.


The USPS is the perfect example of how to lose money.It'll be a wonder if there is viable DNA to prove it after 6 months in transit.
 
2021-08-24 7:38:08 PM  

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I see I am four minutes too late.

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2021-08-24 7:38:59 PM  
It's OK as long as you light it on fire.
 
2021-08-24 7:41:33 PM  
Normally, I wouldn't want to read an article mentioning feces and any kind of probation.

I didn't this time, either.
 
2021-08-24 7:42:03 PM  
Oh,she was already convicted.Im tired.
 
2021-08-24 7:43:37 PM  
Ask your doctor about Cologuard. Or just shiat in a box and hand it to the letter carrier. You do you, nurse.

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2021-08-24 7:49:54 PM  

JustHereForThePics: Quigley_Wyatt: [Fark user image image 280x160]

I see I am four minutes too late.

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2021-08-24 7:50:15 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Ask your doctor about Cologuard. Or just shiat in a box and hand it to the letter carrier. You do you, nurse.

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Lol mail one of those boxes with odd brown smears on it somewhere.
 
2021-08-24 7:51:30 PM  
The story was worse than is laid out in this link. She also vandalized the ex-wife's car, and sent an insulting letter to her daughter disguised as a party invitation. Complete nutcase.
 
2021-08-24 7:52:36 PM  
That's a shiatty way to treat anyone. Period.
 
2021-08-24 7:53:31 PM  

Salmon: I can respect the "blood smeared on a sanitary napkin" play, it's pretty obvious and not necessarily very original.

Probably fairly common amongst chicks that are psycho.


Yeah. Psycho. So I have to wonder what the guy's first wife was like.
 
2021-08-24 7:57:11 PM  
Sounds like a bad childish prank to pull... especially bad with a return address written on it.
 
2021-08-24 7:57:29 PM  
 
2021-08-24 7:57:29 PM  
"And then he goes on to tell me 'you can't be mailing human feces,' and I says 'I ain't no human, and what's it to you? You ain't gettin' it, and yes I would like to insure it...'"
 
2021-08-24 7:58:42 PM  

freetomato: With mugshot goodness, because we have to see what this nutty woman looks like.


Marilyn Manson?
 
2021-08-24 8:05:56 PM  

drlcb: That's a shiatty way to treat anyone. Period.


Fuggin, bravo!
 
2021-08-24 8:11:36 PM  
Holy carp can you imagine what this lady is like at work? I bet her coworkers and patients love her. I bet she's the loudest one at the nurses station and everyone avoids engaging her unless their life depends on it. I am envisioning a page from her every 2 minutes when an order needs placed until it happens.
 
2021-08-24 8:16:59 PM  

hardinparamedic: Fun fact: the CDC regularly sends samples of some of the most deadly and virulent agents through the mail.


Did the idiot plan to move the big Worst Diseases Ever Laboratory from Plum Island to Kansas go through?
 
2021-08-24 8:20:12 PM  
If you've been on the internet for more than a couple of days then you are probably aware of numerous sites that will send poop for you. The first one Google gave me: https://poopsenders.com
It's much safer.
 
2021-08-24 8:27:21 PM  
So she's harassing her husband's ex-wife...

... why?

Unless the ex is causing custody issues, or is prowling for the man, I can't see a reason for such a sustained bunch of career-ending pranks.

Or maybe she's married to John Wayne Bobbitt. Then I might understand.
 
2021-08-24 8:45:14 PM  

hardinparamedic: Fun fact: the CDC regularly sends samples of some of the most deadly and virulent agents through the mail.


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I would have hoped that they'd spend the extra money to hire a courier for that. Another fun worry. Not that I was getting any sleep before.
 
2021-08-24 8:54:21 PM  
And yet my mailman is still pissed off at me over 'the incident.'
 
2021-08-24 9:02:47 PM  
She got the blood from a patient.  I wonder if she farmed out the feces also.
 
2021-08-24 9:04:00 PM  

almejita: She got the blood from a patient.  I wonder if she farmed out the feces also.


she's a Twitter shiatter
 
2021-08-24 9:15:44 PM  
CSB: Parents are medical professionals, so growing up we always had strange magazines and catalogs showing up around the house. One of the perennial favorites was the catalog with all the demonstration and education materials. Its where you'd buy a model of a kidney or an eyeball or a tooth so you could explain stuff to students. You know the sort of thing.

Anyway, in the back pages of the catalog was the dissection stuff where you could buy animal "specimens" sometimes alive, sometimes dead.  And they even had a part of the form where you could have them drop-ship your order!

Many times i pondered sending someone a dozen live rats or a half a dead cat, but i never went through with it.
 
2021-08-24 9:19:15 PM  

freetomato: With mugshot goodness, because we have to see what this nutty woman looks like.


I'm confused no crazy eyes?
 
2021-08-24 9:27:24 PM  

chewd: CSB: Parents are medical professionals, so growing up we always had strange magazines and catalogs showing up around the house. One of the perennial favorites was the catalog with all the demonstration and education materials. Its where you'd buy a model of a kidney or an eyeball or a tooth so you could explain stuff to students. You know the sort of thing.

Anyway, in the back pages of the catalog was the dissection stuff where you could buy animal "specimens" sometimes alive, sometimes dead.  And they even had a part of the form where you could have them drop-ship your order!

Many times i pondered sending someone a dozen live rats or a half a dead cat, but i never went through with it.


half a dead cat or a half dead cat, cuz those are two different things.
 
2021-08-24 9:32:23 PM  
Every time I do a pick up at a gastroenterologist, my inner monologue is always "Fark, there's poop in this box."

/Letter Carrier
//It's ALL glamor
 
2021-08-24 9:41:57 PM  

turbokat: Every time I do a pick up at a gastroenterologist, my inner monologue is always "Fark, there's poop in this box."

/Letter Carrier
//It's ALL glamor


What do you do when you have to go to the bathroom whilst delivering mail?  I had a buddy that worked as a post person, and he would stop at my house every once in a while and use my bathroom.  I was on his route.  But what if I hadn't know him, where would he have gone then?  They should have little 'break huts' all over town that have bathrooms and coffee kiosks, but just for post office people.  Cuz no matter how glamorous the job is, you still have to pee.
 
2021-08-24 9:48:30 PM  
Enjoy the prison time, you bodily waste handling loony bird.
 
2021-08-24 9:59:19 PM  

chewd: CSB: Parents are medical professionals, so growing up we always had strange magazines and catalogs showing up around the house. One of the perennial favorites was the catalog with all the demonstration and education materials. Its where you'd buy a model of a kidney or an eyeball or a tooth so you could explain stuff to students. You know the sort of thing.

Anyway, in the back pages of the catalog was the dissection stuff where you could buy animal "specimens" sometimes alive, sometimes dead.  And they even had a part of the form where you could have them drop-ship your order!

Many times i pondered sending someone a dozen live rats or a half a dead cat, but i never went through with it.


When we dissected our dead cat in Human A+P in high school, I named it Agnes. My group partners were two mortified young ladies who let me handle all the work.
 
2021-08-24 10:09:15 PM  

almejita: turbokat: Every time I do a pick up at a gastroenterologist, my inner monologue is always "Fark, there's poop in this box."

/Letter Carrier
//It's ALL glamor

What do you do when you have to go to the bathroom whilst delivering mail?  I had a buddy that worked as a post person, and he would stop at my house every once in a while and use my bathroom.  I was on his route.  But what if I hadn't know him, where would he have gone then?  They should have little 'break huts' all over town that have bathrooms and coffee kiosks, but just for post office people.  Cuz no matter how glamorous the job is, you still have to pee.


You use what you can. In addition to public restrooms you can sometimes make deals to use office or customer's restrooms as well. Although after the pandemic, getting to use private bathrooms will be prohibitive for some time. And no, as a rule Letter Carriers don't use the bushes. I can't speak for the Rural Carriers though.
 
2021-08-24 10:10:44 PM  

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Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2021-08-24 10:12:36 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: If you've been on the internet for more than a couple of days then you are probably aware of numerous sites that will send poop for you. The first one Google gave me: https://poopsenders.com
It's much safer.


Back in the day when the U.S. Post Office introduced the two and three day express mail, it was "Two pounds, two days, $2.90". I had a friend who liked to often remind me that "two pounds is an awful lot of excrement you can mail to someone!"
 
2021-08-24 10:16:36 PM  

ToughActinProlactin: chewd: CSB: Parents are medical professionals, so growing up we always had strange magazines and catalogs showing up around the house. One of the perennial favorites was the catalog with all the demonstration and education materials. Its where you'd buy a model of a kidney or an eyeball or a tooth so you could explain stuff to students. You know the sort of thing.

Anyway, in the back pages of the catalog was the dissection stuff where you could buy animal "specimens" sometimes alive, sometimes dead.  And they even had a part of the form where you could have them drop-ship your order!

Many times i pondered sending someone a dozen live rats or a half a dead cat, but i never went through with it.

When we dissected our dead cat in Human A+P in high school, I named it Agnes. My group partners were two mortified young ladies who let me handle all the work.


Many years ago I worked in the office of a company that made laboratory homogenizers and mixers. People often sent units in for repair, with rotor shafts and blades caked in awful looking stuff. No special, protective packaging that I can recall.
 
2021-08-24 10:17:59 PM  
I didn't mean to reply to ToughActinProlactin.
 
2021-08-25 12:35:39 AM  
I had a friend in high school who got an internship at the local hospital in the Pathology lab. He used to tell us stories of sending eyeballs in picture tubes or getting a box full of toes.
 
2021-08-25 1:37:52 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: I had a friend in high school who got an internship at the local hospital in the Pathology lab. He used to tell us stories of sending eyeballs in picture tubes or getting a box full of toes.


Like 10 toes from 2 feet, or just a jumbled box of toes?  Cuz a jumbled box of toes leads to even more questions.
 
2021-08-25 2:01:12 AM  
random toes... like 25 to a box
 
2021-08-25 4:23:49 AM  
Hubby just received a colon-testing kit in the mail. His Weeners was, "Nope! I'm not fishing around in the toilet for a piece of poop!" Still hasn't done it but he's agreed to. After all he's done with my cancers, including learning to change my urostomy bag (I call him Bilbo, 'cause he's my Baggin's!)
 
2021-08-25 4:36:32 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: random toes... like 25 to a box


Dude, that's like...you're told you're getting the testicles from 10 guys and you receive 7 testicles. So many questions.
 
2021-08-25 5:32:41 AM  

Kalyco Jack: Ask your doctor about Cologuard. Or just shiat in a box and hand it to the letter carrier. You do you, nurse.


I send one of those in back in March. I pity the poor bastard that has to open those kits. They can't pay enough for that shiatty job.
 
2021-08-25 7:16:22 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: random toes... like 25 to a box


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Can I have one by 3:00?
 
2021-08-25 7:33:32 AM  

Cafe Threads: The USPS doesn't f*ck around.

She's lucky she got only two years' probation. That's the feds, and they have no sense of humor.



Chicks can get primitive on you real quick.
 
2021-08-25 7:35:28 AM  

hardinparamedic: Fun fact: the CDC regularly sends samples of some of the most deadly and virulent agents through the mail.



doesn't sound too bright.
 
2021-08-25 7:37:09 AM  

Kalyco Jack: Ask your doctor about Cologuard. Or just shiat in a box and hand it to the letter carrier. You do you, nurse.

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