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(TwinCities.com)   Anti-mask, anti-vax Senator says he's "mostly asymptomatic" with the exception of some fatigue, pneumonia, and hospitalization   (twincities.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Wisconsin, Vaccine, United States Senate, Wisconsin state Sen. Andre Jacque, Vaccination, article comments, office of a Wisconsin lawmaker, state senator  
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2021-08-24 1:03:40 PM  
He's asking for prayers?
How about "fark off."? Does "fark off" work for you?
 
2021-08-24 1:04:04 PM  
Hopes and prayers that Satan calls his minion Jacque home soon.
 
2021-08-24 1:06:29 PM  
He even lies to himself.  That's the worst kind.
 
2021-08-24 1:07:32 PM  
Yeah, Fark did this clown over a week ago. Send in the clowns...
 
2021-08-24 1:22:42 PM  
I'm mostly prepared for the inevitable follow-up to this series of articles.
 
2021-08-24 1:23:36 PM  
'Wisconsin Svelte'.

He's co-morbidity screwed. Hopefully.
 
2021-08-24 1:24:50 PM  

Badmoodman: Yeah, Fark did this clown over a week ago. Send in the clowns...


The update is that they no longer update his condition.  He's on a vent.  Next week we will see a story about his death and the caravan moves on.
 
2021-08-24 1:29:24 PM  
Does Jabba know he's about to lose his kid brother?
 
2021-08-24 2:03:03 PM  
Oh he's dead
 
2021-08-24 2:03:14 PM  
Just die.
 
2021-08-24 2:03:46 PM  
Please, God, send this asshole where he belongs.

There you go.
 
2021-08-24 2:03:50 PM  
Yeah, it's weird how you just don't know who it exactly is when it comes to the headline... and by weird I mean pretty farkin sad.
 
2021-08-24 2:04:33 PM  
I'm happy to pray for him, as long as I choose what I pray for.  I'm praying god does the right thing
 
2021-08-24 2:05:22 PM  
He chose... poorly.

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2021-08-24 2:06:06 PM  
 
2021-08-24 2:06:16 PM  

SisterMaryElephant: I'm happy to pray for him, as long as I choose what I pray for.  I'm praying god does the right thing


Username indicates you may have some pull with the Big Guy.
 
2021-08-24 2:06:19 PM  

Bob Falfa: He's asking for prayers?
How about "fark off."? Does "fark off" work for you?


hmm lemme pray

"Dear Imaginary Sky Being, please smite all republican shiatbag traitors with the ultra-covid and may they die gasping"
 
2021-08-24 2:06:53 PM  
When he dies he'll be completely asymptomatic.
 
2021-08-24 2:06:55 PM  
I already prayed for him. And for once, God answered my prayers with a resounding "Yes!!!" by blessing that farknozzle with the virus he so desperately wanted.
 
2021-08-24 2:07:06 PM  
He can go choke like an Atlanta Sports Team (except for soccer)
 
2021-08-24 2:07:24 PM  

fat boy: https://www.farkedantivaxxer.com/


Filter changed it

antivaxxer list
 
2021-08-24 2:08:12 PM  

hervatski: Oh he's dead


They can't pronounce him dead because they keep hearing him say "woo!" every time they roll him over.
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2021-08-24 2:08:18 PM  
His spokesman, Matt Tompach, stopped providing updates on his condition last Wednesday. On Friday night, state Rep. Shae Sortwell asked his Facebook followers to pray for Jacque.

Well, I don't actually pray, but for this I'll make an exception. I just think we have a different outcome in mind.
 
2021-08-24 2:08:21 PM  
He's asking for prayers huh?

I pray he survives and is dependent on a tracheostomy and feeding tube.
 
2021-08-24 2:08:24 PM  
If he's gonna die, die quickly....

Somebody more deserving might need the ICU bed.
 
2021-08-24 2:08:27 PM  
"Who needs vaccines when you have thoughts and prayers?" can be the epitaph on his tombstone.
 
2021-08-24 2:09:12 PM  

Rucker10: He chose... poorly.
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You know, I want that for my funeral, but I doubt anyone else in Pittsburgh would go along with it.
 
2021-08-24 2:09:24 PM  
I'm willing to meet them halfway, and pray that they stop being stupid.  Does that count?
 
2021-08-24 2:09:34 PM  

Rucker10: He chose... poorly.

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Gonna need more than 6 people carrying Jabba's casket. He's a Wisconsin anorexic

/From Wisconsin
//down 30lb since Covid started
///the lack of cheese curds and Culvers will do that
 
2021-08-24 2:09:48 PM  
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And where are our resident Covidiots TM Fark.com who have insisted that "covid is not that bad" and "it is all overblown" (along with their "I was told there would be 1 Million deaths and there hasn't been so it really can't be that bad")
 
2021-08-24 2:10:21 PM  
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

There, how's that?
Who am I to question God's ineffable plan?
 
2021-08-24 2:10:35 PM  

eagles95: Rucker10: He chose... poorly.

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Gonna need more than 6 people carrying Jabba's casket. He's a Wisconsin anorexic

/From Wisconsin
//down 30lb since Covid started
///the lack of cheese curds and Culvers will do that


Oh god Culvers. When they asked could we and not should we.
 
2021-08-24 2:11:29 PM  
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2021-08-24 2:11:32 PM  

dildo tontine: Badmoodman: Yeah, Fark did this clown over a week ago. Send in the clowns...

The update is that they no longer update his condition.  He's on a vent.  Next week we will see a story about his death and the caravan moves on.


Woof, woof.
 
2021-08-24 2:11:53 PM  

SisterMaryElephant: I'm happy to pray for him, as long as I choose what I pray for.  I'm praying god does the right thing


I wish I could see the outcome of that...

Later, at the pearly gates...

God: "The fark you doing here?"
Jacques: "Um, I passed away.  Isn't this where I go?"
God: "You died from COVID, dumbass."
Jacques: "Yes, but I prayed, and others prayed for me!"
God: Did you get vaccinated?
Jacques: "No..."
God: "Did you wear a mask?"
Jacques: "...no..."
God: "The downstairs escalator is over there."
Jacques: "But I prayed!"
God: "Religious man, are you?"
Jacques: "Yes!"
God: "Know your bible, do you?"
Jacques: "Of course, my Lord!"
God: "Then you know why I'm kicking your ass to the basement!"  *boot*
Jacques: *Wilhelm scream*
 
2021-08-24 2:12:01 PM  
Every article I see about this fat Republican pre-corpse uses the same "Quasimodo wearing his father's suit" photo of him. I have to assume that's because it's the most flattering one they could find.
 
2021-08-24 2:12:16 PM  
Prayers? God has made His choice. I'm not going to change his mind.
 
2021-08-24 2:12:24 PM  
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2021-08-24 2:12:54 PM  

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And where are our resident Covidiots TM Fark.com who have insisted that "covid is not that bad" and "it is all overblown" (along with their "I was told there would be 1 Million deaths and there hasn't been so it really can't be that bad")


We're at 630K.

Something (mainly the growing anitpathy towards masks and vaccinations among the MAGAts) tells me that when the Delta variant goes into full gear, we may very well seen that 1 million mark being hit.
 
2021-08-24 2:12:58 PM  

Rucker10: eagles95: Rucker10: He chose... poorly.

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Gonna need more than 6 people carrying Jabba's casket. He's a Wisconsin anorexic

/From Wisconsin
//down 30lb since Covid started
///the lack of cheese curds and Culvers will do that

Oh god Culvers. When they asked could we and not should we.


My yearly trip back to Wisconsin didn't happen this year. God do I miss a butter burger/side of deep fried cheese curds/root beer. Not to mention Kwik Trip pizza is the best gas station pizza in the world.
 
2021-08-24 2:13:25 PM  
I hope his complication develops a little complication.

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2021-08-24 2:13:49 PM  
Get on the cart.
 
2021-08-24 2:13:51 PM  
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Holy FSM, this guy's 500 pounds at least. If COVID doesn't get him directly, he'll have a coronary in days.
 
2021-08-24 2:14:02 PM  
Okay, so someone found his brother's facebook....

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2021-08-24 2:15:05 PM  
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2021-08-24 2:15:08 PM  
I'm sorry I don't pray that way
 
2021-08-24 2:15:17 PM  
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2021-08-24 2:15:17 PM  

fat boy: https://www.farkedantivaxxer.com/


Gee, it's almost exclusively white people. Weird. So weird.
 
2021-08-24 2:15:24 PM  

thorpe: Does Jabba know he's about to lose his kid brother?

What is Huttese for "thoughts and prayers?"
 
2021-08-24 2:15:39 PM  

fat boy: https://www.farkedantivaxxer.com/


Ah, excellent. I knew there was someone with a running tabulation. Much obliged to you, my good sir.
 
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