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2021-08-20 10:36:54 AM  
Leon?
 
2021-08-20 11:04:02 AM  
I blame Panda Express.
 
2021-08-20 11:05:45 AM  
With 6 you get egg roll.
 
2021-08-20 11:35:40 AM  
Yeah cause china needs more slaves for its factories.
 
2021-08-20 11:36:04 AM  
Have to have another generation to prop up the housing bubble.
 
2021-08-20 11:36:36 AM  
fark
 
2021-08-20 11:37:42 AM  
Good luck with that. The barn door is open and the horses are long gone. Women have seen a world where they can have education and careers and NOT have to ALSO be a servant to a man and his parents.
 
2021-08-20 11:38:20 AM  
They might wanna watch that.

Romanian commie Nicolae Ceaușescu instituted a mandatory fertility law that required women to have kids. 20 years later those kids grew up and executed him on Xmas morning 1989.
 
2021-08-20 11:38:20 AM  
Well duh!  Gotta boost the population, so they can have MORE "grateful" workers to build all of
the crap the rest of the world wants to buy.
 
2021-08-20 11:39:35 AM  

KB202: Good luck with that. The barn door is open and the horses are long gone. Women have seen a world where they can have education and careers and NOT have to ALSO be a servant to a man and his parents.


Women in coastal cities. Mainland chinese women are mostly like chinese women 100 years ago.

Rural humans are the same everywhere, redneck backwards religious women are baby factories people.
 
2021-08-20 11:42:28 AM  
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2021-08-20 11:43:54 AM  
3? That'll just make me hungry for more in an hour.

/bad, stupid joke -- i'll see myself out.
 
2021-08-20 11:45:34 AM  
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took three children to the knee.
 
2021-08-20 11:46:19 AM  
Doubt it will have the desired effect of increasing the female population ratio in west Taiwan ... Just more males to cannon fodder for the eventual wars.
 
2021-08-20 11:46:32 AM  
Fun fact: before... a second child was, essentially, a nonperson and completely unable to get a job or do anything. I wonder if they've changed that
 
2021-08-20 11:52:07 AM  
They ran out of women for the men to marry and make more babies with.

Good luck, idiots!
 
2021-08-20 11:54:02 AM  

iheartscotch: Fun fact: before... a second child was, essentially, a nonperson and completely unable to get a job or do anything. I wonder if they've changed that


Number 2 & 3 needed to maintain the parents and grandparents.

Also when things go Best Korea from a food supply point of view the fattest of the 3 is turned into sweet and sour balls.
 
2021-08-20 11:56:19 AM  
Your Every Paternalistic Government:
Never forget ladies, your uterus is the most valuable thing about you. It is ours, we control it.
 
2021-08-20 11:57:02 AM  
If it wasn't an authoritarian hell hole with cultural norms that are repulsive to western ideas, I bet China would be a pretty ok place to live.
 
2021-08-20 12:03:52 PM  
I guess we'll have to build 50% more colleges.
 
2021-08-20 12:05:10 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: If it wasn't an authoritarian hell hole with cultural norms that are repulsive to western ideas, I bet China would be a pretty ok place to live.


It has that in common with the US at least.
 
2021-08-20 12:05:12 PM  

Lifeless: I guess we'll have to build 50% more colleges.


As long as that means 50% more fraternities, bruh.
 
2021-08-20 12:05:19 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: If it wasn't an authoritarian hell hole with cultural norms that are repulsive to western ideas, I bet China would be a pretty ok place to live.


If the government of Western Taiwan were to allow some churches, I think the quiverfull crowd could be induced to move there.  Well, at least until they realized the home crowd didn't look like the newcomers.

As it is, looks like there's a race to Gilead setting up.  Get your bets down early folks, Washington or Beijing, who's it going be?
 
2021-08-20 12:14:52 PM  

Jake Havechek: With 6 you get egg roll.


*spits coffee*

I'd say "You owe me a cup of coffee" but TBH the coffee I drink is so abominably cheap that it's essentially worthless.

But you do owe me 8 oz of tap water.
 
2021-08-20 12:16:57 PM  

KB202: Good luck with that. The barn door is open and the horses are long gone. Women have seen a world where they can have education and careers and NOT have to ALSO be a servant to a man and his parents.


They may have seen it on TV but its not exactly applicable to their day to day.
 
2021-08-20 12:19:49 PM  
The inevitable result:

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2021-08-20 12:23:13 PM  
The Chinese Catholics will be thrilled.
 
2021-08-20 12:24:10 PM  
This will help them with production. Only little baby hands can build the future. As electronic devices get smaller and smaller.
 
2021-08-20 12:34:29 PM  

blodyholy: 3? That'll just make me hungry for more in an hour.

/bad, stupid joke -- i'll see myself out.


It was still required to be posted in the thread, which you performed the assigned task admirably comrade.

Your local and regional committees have awarded you with funnies as dictated in the guidebook.
 
2021-08-20 12:36:01 PM  
Expect more "birthing holidays " to the U.S. so all those kids will be American citizens.
 
2021-08-20 12:36:28 PM  

cherryl taggart: Night Train to Wakanda: If it wasn't an authoritarian hell hole with cultural norms that are repulsive to western ideas, I bet China would be a pretty ok place to live.

If the government of Western Taiwan were to allow some churches, I think the quiverfull crowd could be induced to move there.  Well, at least until they realized the home crowd didn't look like the newcomers.

As it is, looks like there's a race to Gilead setting up.  Get your bets down early folks, Washington or Beijing, who's it going be?


China has a long way to go to catch up.  They've only repealed the "too many" tax, not provided tax deductions for having more.
 
2021-08-20 1:02:12 PM  
It's uterUS, Marge, not uterYou.
 
2021-08-20 1:37:15 PM  
Just their way of saying all their global invasion plans have been greenlit.
 
2021-08-20 1:43:55 PM  
It's essentially too late for population expansion. Have fun with your excess number of men too.

They should have done something like offering extra rations for daughters and that might stem the ebb a little bit.
 
2021-08-20 1:50:05 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: It's essentially too late for population expansion. Have fun with your excess number of men too.

They should have done something like offering extra rations for daughters and that might stem the ebb a little bit.


Too late for a continuous trend, but they can shorten the drought still. Doesn't make it easy, but they have shown they can get away with some extreme policies.
 
2021-08-20 1:54:58 PM  

dothemath: They might wanna watch that.

Romanian commie Nicolae Ceaușescu instituted a mandatory fertility law that required women to have kids. 20 years later those kids grew up and executed him on Xmas morning 1989.


This isn't mandatory fertility, just how many you're allowed to have.  The one-child policy was never intended to be permanent, it was to defuse a major demographic bomb.  They accomplished that and are now backing down.  My wife is from before the one child policy--she's 1 of 7.  Another generation of that and China would have had serious famine problems.
 
2021-08-20 2:05:19 PM  

fredbox: Night Train to Wakanda: If it wasn't an authoritarian hell hole with cultural norms that are repulsive to western ideas, I bet China would be a pretty ok place to live.

It has that in common with the US at least.


Americans are loud, arrogant and obnoxious.

They don't swarm entire towns by the bus load, defecate in the streets, start washing clothes in public fountains, and lounging around in the middle of foot paths and cutting in to LONG queues demanding service.
 
2021-08-20 3:14:09 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Americans are loud, arrogant and obnoxious.

They don't swarm entire towns by the bus load, defecate in the streets, start washing clothes in public fountains, and lounging around in the middle of foot paths and cutting in to LONG queues demanding service.


That is... right... we... uh... do not do that... ever. shifty eyes
 
2021-08-20 3:34:22 PM  

Myrdinn: Night Train to Wakanda: Americans are loud, arrogant and obnoxious.

They don't swarm entire towns by the bus load, defecate in the streets, start washing clothes in public fountains, and lounging around in the middle of foot paths and cutting in to LONG queues demanding service.

That is... right... we... uh... do not do that... ever. shifty eyes


Chinese tourists misbehaving compilation
Youtube LA9Ihd7BCUM
don't take my word for it.
 
2021-08-20 3:49:42 PM  
I guess you're about to kill more Uighers then you know so they can avoid the famine That will surely come to me. Hopefully soon so the people can get their shiat together and knock out the CCP.
 
2021-08-20 3:50:33 PM  
article: 'China has formally revised its laws to allow couples to have up to three children, to boost the birth rate.'

Boost birth rate in a country with a billion plus people that still use coal to generate electricity - great idea.
 
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