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(Vice)   As the FBI opens an investigation into whether a Colorado election official gave voting machine passwords to a Q-anon leader, Mike "My Pillow" Lindell has apparently stashed her in a secret "safe house" Obstruction of Justice is a helluva drug, Mike   (vice.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Voting system, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Voting, Conspiracy theory, Election, conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell, Mesa County clerk Tina Peters, Elections  
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2021-08-20 9:43:06 AM  
Cool, now they can arrest Mike Pillow and the person he's hiding.  I doubt the slammer has My Pillow brand pillows, for him to rest his head on.
 
2021-08-20 10:04:29 AM  
"During a scheduled upgrade of election equipment earlier this year, Peters and two others entered a secure Election Division area and made copies of the computer hard drive. Security cameras were turned off.  Images of the software and passwords were posted online. It would seem that Peters and accomplices thought they could prove Dominion Voting Systems election equipment could be compromised by compromising it themselves. "

https://www.denverpost.com/2021/08/19​/​mesa-county-clerk-tina-peters-election​-fraud-mike-lindell/

"The video and the copied data were then leaked to Ron Watkins, the former administrator of 8kun, the website where QAnon flourished."

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dyvjw​a​/mike-lindell-is-hiding-an-alleged-ele​ction-data-leaker-as-fbi-open-investig​ationanon-safe-house-fbi_n_611ef596e4b​0ff60bf7eba69?d_id=2520235&ncid_tag=tw​eetlnkushpmg00000016

There's your crime(s).
 
2021-08-20 10:06:41 AM  

growinthings: Cool, now they can arrest Mike Pillow and the person he's hiding.  I doubt the slammer has My Pillow brand pillows, for him to rest his head on.


Ohh, so you mean he'll be able to sleep better?
 
2021-08-20 10:07:44 AM  

thorpe: "During a scheduled upgrade of election equipment earlier this year, Peters and two others entered a secure Election Division area and made copies of the computer hard drive. Security cameras were turned off.  Images of the software and passwords were posted online. It would seem that Peters and accomplices thought they could prove Dominion Voting Systems election equipment could be compromised by compromising it themselves. "

https://www.denverpost.com/2021/08/19/​mesa-county-clerk-tina-peters-election​-fraud-mike-lindell/

"The video and the copied data were then leaked to Ron Watkins, the former administrator of 8kun, the website where QAnon flourished."

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dyvjwa​/mike-lindell-is-hiding-an-alleged-ele​ction-data-leaker-as-fbi-open-investig​ationanon-safe-house-fbi_n_611ef596e4b​0ff60bf7eba69?d_id=2520235&ncid_tag=tw​eetlnkushpmg00000016

There's your crime(s).


That would definitely explain Ron's lawyer freaking the fark out and telling him to shut the fark up during Lindell's cybercircus.
 
2021-08-20 10:12:51 AM  
As a Mesa County resident I am a little irritated that Peters won't show up for work. My taxes pay her salary. Can we fire her for job abandonment?
 
2021-08-20 10:19:53 AM  
I'm glad so many of these criminals are so stupid. That makes them easier to catch.
 
2021-08-20 10:22:13 AM  
JFC... dig up you moron.
 
2021-08-20 10:22:28 AM  

aaronx: I'm glad so many of these criminals are so stupid. That makes them easier to catch.


Like those that steal from houses after a fresh snow and leave track to their own houses.
 
2021-08-20 10:22:41 AM  
I am impressed. I thought the worst this idiot could do was end up in poverty due to defamation lawsuits.

He could actually end up in jail.

His moron capacity has exceeded my expectations.
 
2021-08-20 10:22:58 AM  

growinthings: Cool, now they can arrest Mike Pillow and the person he's hiding.  I doubt the slammer has My Pillow brand pillows, for him to rest his head on.


No way he actually sleeps on one of those shiatty pillows he sells.
 
2021-08-20 10:24:15 AM  
On the plus side, he finally has knowledge of an actual instance of election fraud...
 
2021-08-20 10:24:22 AM  
I'm seeing a lot of farking around from Mike "I Crack" Lindell but no where near enough finding out.
 
2021-08-20 10:24:57 AM  
Lindell is gonna be found dead from a coke induced heart attack in a cheap motel with a filipino cross dresser who was topping him while Lindell was dressed as Snow White with the movie Cabaret on repeat.

And the GQP will call it the "deep state".

Seriously.  Lindell, Wood, and the whole other cast of characters.....
 
2021-08-20 10:26:06 AM  

aaronx: I'm glad so many of these criminals are so stupid. That makes them easier to catch.


I have to imagine that the smart criminals are happy about this too, keeps the heat off them.
 
2021-08-20 10:26:43 AM  
Wait... so doen't that mean she is a fugitive? For real, not any grey areas, but for real?
 
2021-08-20 10:27:07 AM  
Yeah, I bet she's hanging with the fishies right now.
 
2021-08-20 10:27:22 AM  
I'm like 98% certain that she's just chillin' at home.  Mike isn't exactly known for telling the truth. Or having even a tenuous grasp on reality.
 
2021-08-20 10:28:27 AM  
Yeah and Pillow rapist cocaine addict dude still wont be under arrest today because white republicans can commit crime after crime and another happens
 
2021-08-20 10:29:07 AM  

growinthings: Cool, now they can arrest Mike Pillow and the person he's hiding.  I doubt the slammer has My Pillow brand pillows, for him to rest his head on.


Not like he'd be sleeping much anyway in that brightly-lit room and being forced to listen to Eric Whitacre at high volume levels.
 
2021-08-20 10:29:59 AM  

wage0048: growinthings: Cool, now they can arrest Mike Pillow and the person he's hiding.  I doubt the slammer has My Pillow brand pillows, for him to rest his head on.

Not like he'd be sleeping much anyway in that brightly-lit room and being forced to listen to Eric Whitacre at high volume levels.


Why would he sleep? Someone has to keep an eye out for the next Tangerine Terror.
 
2021-08-20 10:30:25 AM  
I'd bet money none of these illegal clowns do any time.
 
2021-08-20 10:31:29 AM  

theflatline: Lindell is gonna be found dead from a coke induced heart attack in a cheap motel with a filipino cross dresser who was topping him while Lindell was dressed as Snow White with the movie Cabaret on repeat.


To be honest if that was the way I found I wound consider it an honourable warrior's death and it better farking be in the newspapers. If you find me that way, Farkers, don't just write me an obituary, but pleasealso set up a live-action tableau on the steps of City Hall, and have a pantomime clown do the ole hear ye hear ye and recite my obituary in iambic pentameter. If that's the way I go, then my IRL friends should be like:

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2021-08-20 10:33:15 AM  

theflatline: Lindell is gonna be found dead from a coke induced heart attack in a cheap motel with a filipino cross dresser who was topping him while Lindell was dressed as Snow White with the movie Cabaret on repeat.

And the GQP will call it the "deep state".

Seriously.  Lindell, Wood, and the whole other cast of characters.....


Let's be realistic and spout out stupid stuff. He would have the butthole version of Cats on repeat, not Cabaret.
 
2021-08-20 10:33:48 AM  

growinthings: Cool, now they can arrest Mike Pillow and the person he's hiding.  I doubt the slammer has My Pillow brand pillows, for him to rest his head on.


If Mikey ends up in jail I am going to bribe a prison guard to make sure his pillow keeps "disappearing".
 
2021-08-20 10:35:43 AM  
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My pillow makes all of my perfectly legal and incredibly smart decisions for me!
 
2021-08-20 10:36:33 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: theflatline: Lindell is gonna be found dead from a coke induced heart attack in a cheap motel with a filipino cross dresser who was topping him while Lindell was dressed as Snow White with the movie Cabaret on repeat.

To be honest if that was the way I found I wound consider it an honourable warrior's death and it better farking be in the newspapers. If you find me that way, Farkers, don't just write me an obituary, but pleasealso set up a live-action tableau on the steps of City Hall, and have a pantomime clown do the ole hear ye hear ye and recite my obituary in iambic pentameter. If that's the way I go, then my IRL friends should be like:

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Fark is not your personal erotica site!
 
2021-08-20 10:39:08 AM  

thorpe: "During a scheduled upgrade of election equipment earlier this year, Peters and two others entered a secure Election Division area and made copies of the computer hard drive. Security cameras were turned off.  Images of the software and passwords were posted online. It would seem that Peters and accomplices thought they could prove Dominion Voting Systems election equipment could be compromised by compromising it themselves. "


I just don't get this.  Any system CAN be compromised.  Proving there is a way to do so doesn't prove that it WAS broken into.  I can kill a person by running them over with my car.  Running over a crash test dummy to prove that it would take the equivalent of lethal damage in a human doesn't have jack-all to do with whether I have ever committed vehicular homicide.
 
2021-08-20 10:39:42 AM  

mrwhippy: Bennie Crabtree: theflatline: Lindell is gonna be found dead from a coke induced heart attack in a cheap motel with a filipino cross dresser who was topping him while Lindell was dressed as Snow White with the movie Cabaret on repeat.

To be honest if that was the way I found I wound consider it an honourable warrior's death and it better farking be in the newspapers. If you find me that way, Farkers, don't just write me an obituary, but pleasealso set up a live-action tableau on the steps of City Hall, and have a pantomime clown do the ole hear ye hear ye and recite my obituary in iambic pentameter. If that's the way I go, then my IRL friends should be like:

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Fark is not your personal erotica site!


No, but it is mine.
 
2021-08-20 10:40:19 AM  
When this is all over remember one thing,...

Mike Lindell will still be a free man and probably have still have more money than you will earn in your entire life.
 
2021-08-20 10:41:48 AM  
Quick!  To the pillow fort!
 
2021-08-20 10:43:21 AM  
The Daily Sentinel reported Wednesday that "a large group of Mesa County residents asked the county commissioners to condemn Griswold for her investigation and to stand behind Peters, saying the clerk is a hero for trying to uncover cracks in the state's election system." And this Saturday, supporters will hold a "patriot rally" for Peters.


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2021-08-20 10:44:13 AM  
This keeps going much longer, and mike's going to wind up in a pick up truck parked outside the capitol phoning in threats.
 
2021-08-20 10:44:39 AM  

growinthings: Cool, now they can arrest Mike Pillow and the person he's hiding.  I doubt the slammer has My Pillow brand pillows, for him to rest his head on.


This would be a good outcome, as the BoD for My pillow could easily remove him from the company after his arrest.  This will make their new owners at Dominion happy.
 
2021-08-20 10:45:18 AM  

growinthings: Cool, now they can arrest Mike Pillow and the person he's hiding.  I doubt the slammer has My Pillow brand pillows, for him to rest his head on.


They have an off brand pillow....


Bite Your Pillow
 
2021-08-20 10:46:35 AM  
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2021-08-20 10:57:02 AM  
He spelled meth house wrong.
 
2021-08-20 10:57:07 AM  
The only thing I know for sure is, his lawyers have decided to just drain every last penny out him by charging hours to all the court cases he is going to be involved in for a long time.

Cause they sure in hell aren't stepping in to stop him from himself.
 
2021-08-20 10:57:33 AM  

aaronx: I'm glad so many of these criminals are so stupid. That makes them easier to catch.


It would seem the people prosecuting them are equally as dumb or, perhaps, biased in favour of Christian Americans. If you're not a Christian American they lock you up and beat you just for being a suspect. I recall three prisoners around 2006 all dying in the same day by "suicide", a claim that has been long refuted. Two of the men were cleared to leave by the military so, naturally, one celebrates by taking their own life.
 
2021-08-20 11:05:15 AM  
So Mike is not only going to get sued into financial oblivion but is also working really hard on helping the feds build a RICO case against him? Tampering with certified election results is just as bad as tampering with an election in progress, IMHO.
 
2021-08-20 11:11:08 AM  

theflatline: Lindell is gonna be found dead from a coke induced heart attack in a cheap motel with a filipino cross dresser who was topping him while Lindell was dressed as Snow White with the movie Cabaret on repeat.

And the GQP will call it the "deep state".

Seriously.  Lindell, Wood, and the whole other cast of characters.....


I have "Running naked down a highway with and garden gnome up his ass." in the office pool.
 
2021-08-20 11:13:47 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Wait... so doen't that mean she is a fugitive? For real, not any grey areas, but for real?


Indiana Jones Last Crusade - Marcus Brody scene
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2021-08-20 11:22:39 AM  
These are not smart people, but it plays to the derp brigade.

"The deep state where coming for this poor justice warrior who exposed the election for the obvious fraud it was, so I had to step in to protect her."

I think these people think it will play out like the end of that old Clint Eastwood movie The Gauntlet.

The Gauntlet - Theatrical Trailer
Youtube ALtkgzVknHk
 
2021-08-20 11:24:55 AM  
Mike's just going for an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records: Most varied amount of laws broken.
 
2021-08-20 11:26:15 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Wait... so doen't that mean she is a fugitive? For real, not any grey areas, but for real?


Looks like, sadly, no. She's wanted, but not wanted.Time will tell where this goes.
 
2021-08-20 11:28:40 AM  
"The highest recorded temperature in Grand Junction is 106.0°F (41.1°C), which was recorded in July. The lowest recorded temperature in Grand Junction is -23.0°F (-30.6°C), which was recorded in January."

Yeah, the folks out in Mesa are a special kind of "rugged."  Like the horror movie where the walls are bleeding in the house, but the family is hesitant to leave because it's such a great location.
 
2021-08-20 11:33:17 AM  
"We are doing all kinds of investigating right now, so it will be, ... a lot of stuff's gonna come out," Lindell said.

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2021-08-20 11:34:39 AM  

MLWS: "The deep state where coming for this poor justice warrior who exposed the election for the obvious fraud it was, so I had to step in to protect her."


I'd love to see a bunch of these people try a "necessity" defense in court.  The judicial eye-rolling, I suspect, would be spectacular, and the consequences schadenfreudic to the max.
 
2021-08-20 11:52:42 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: theflatline: Lindell is gonna be found dead from a coke induced heart attack in a cheap motel with a filipino cross dresser who was topping him while Lindell was dressed as Snow White with the movie Cabaret on repeat.

To be honest if that was the way I found I wound consider it an honourable warrior's death and it better farking be in the newspapers. If you find me that way, Farkers, don't just write me an obituary, but pleasealso set up a live-action tableau on the steps of City Hall, and have a pantomime clown do the ole hear ye hear ye and recite my obituary in iambic pentameter. If that's the way I go, then my IRL friends should be like:

[Fark user image image 348x251]


Thats better than how Larry Craig went back in '07
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2021-08-20 11:53:44 AM  

taintbaggins: When this is all over remember one thing,...

Mike Lindell will still be a free man and probably have still have more money than you will earn in your entire life.


I'll have to take comfort in the fact that I'm not batshiat crazy like he is.
 
2021-08-20 11:57:13 AM  
That's Boebert's district.  It would have hilarious to tie her into this.
 
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