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(Page Six)   Another reason to love Larry David: He was overheard yelling at Alan Dershowitz and telling him he's a "disgusting" Trump liar at a grocery store in Martha's Vineyard   (pagesix.com) divider line
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2021-08-18 6:09:42 PM  
And a few hours later they were in an ironic situation where Alan Dershowitz had the upper hand?
 
2021-08-18 6:16:21 PM  
Dershowitz has sex with 16 year old.
 
2021-08-18 6:30:13 PM  
"I'm a liberal Democrat and I voted for Biden just as enthusiastically as Larry did," Dershowitz told us


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2021-08-18 6:39:58 PM  
Larry David still plays golf with a former president that doesn't cheat. Doubtful Alan even got paid for working for his ex president.
 
2021-08-18 6:44:58 PM  

Bslim: "I'm a liberal Democrat and I voted for Biden just as enthusiastically as Larry did," Dershowitz told us


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If he did, then his willingness to aid abet a career criminal he would not endorse is not exactly a character reference.
 
2021-08-18 6:58:20 PM  
There are reasons to love Larry David?
 
2021-08-18 7:23:40 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: There are reasons to love Larry David?


yeah, he got the Jew farked out of him, it's okay now
 
2021-08-18 7:47:48 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: There are reasons to love Larry David?


Are there any reasons not to?
 
2021-08-18 9:18:47 PM  

Bslim: "I'm a liberal Democrat and I voted for Biden just as enthusiastically as Larry did," Dershowitz told us


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What?  Larry David himself knows that there's an upside to pretending to be a Trump supporter:

Curb Your Enthusiasm: MAGA Hat - All Clips Combined
Youtube B2oLFKYNInQ
 
2021-08-18 9:21:23 PM  

Naido: Bslim: "I'm a liberal Democrat and I voted for Biden just as enthusiastically as Larry did," Dershowitz told us


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What?  Larry David himself knows that there's an upside to pretending to be a Trump supporter:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/B2oLFKYN​InQ?start=188]


The first time I saw that I thought someone had photoshopped the Maga hat.
 
2021-08-18 10:39:25 PM  

Naido: Bslim: "I'm a liberal Democrat and I voted for Biden just as enthusiastically as Larry did," Dershowitz told us


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What?  Larry David himself knows that there's an upside to pretending to be a Trump supporter:

[YouTube video: Curb Your Enthusiasm: MAGA Hat - All Clips Combined]


I can be in the absolute worst mood and the Curb music will always bring a smile to my face.
 
2021-08-18 10:40:21 PM  
Don't you get it, Alan? They don't want you at Martha's Vinyard.

Go get a condo near Mar A Lardo.
 
2021-08-18 10:42:58 PM  
Pritt-ay pritt-ay pritt-ay awesome!
Dershowitz has been in headlines defending the Trump circus for years, and can go dark himself with a rusty nail.
 
2021-08-18 10:46:38 PM  
Dershowitz: "We can still talk, Larry."
David: "No. No. We really can't. I saw you. I saw you with your arm around [Former Trump Secretary of State Mike] Pompeo! It's disgusting!"


Good for Larry David.

MAGA mucks assume the rest of us will simply ignore how evil their beliefs and their acts or the acts of those they support are.

F*ck that.

You are not welcome in our homes anymore.  It is not worth the big family Thanksgiving if we have to pretend your racism doesn't matter. If we have to pretend your misogyny doesn't matter.

Get therapy and get better or leave society totally to go live in a remote shack in the mountains.
 
2021-08-18 10:52:00 PM  
Here are a bunch of words:

I was once an Audience of One on Night After Night with Allan Havey on the original "CTV" and the guest that night was Alan Dershowitz.
The night BEFORE me was Anna Nicole Smith.
 
2021-08-18 11:02:12 PM  

Jake Havechek: Dershowitz has sex with 16 year old.


He kept his underwear on though.
 
2021-08-18 11:37:26 PM  

Enigmamf: Naido: Bslim: "I'm a liberal Democrat and I voted for Biden just as enthusiastically as Larry did," Dershowitz told us


[c.tenor.com image 498x276]

What?  Larry David himself knows that there's an upside to pretending to be a Trump supporter:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/B2oLFKYN​InQ?start=188]

The first time I saw that I thought someone had photoshopped the Maga hat.


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My experience being mistaken for a crazed bigot was a little different than Larry's.

Last Sunday when I stepped out of my car at the gas station, the man on the other side of the pump started yelling threatening things.  Something along the lines of "You've risking your F-ing life wearing that shiat around here!"  I assumed he was on the phone or yelling at someone I couldn't see. It wasn't until after he drove off that I realized he had mistaken my Triumph motorcycle hat for a Trump hat.

/I was also wearing a Hamilton branded "I got my shot" face mask.  Maybe he just hates musicals?
 
2021-08-19 12:40:59 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Enigmamf: Naido: Bslim: "I'm a liberal Democrat and I voted for Biden just as enthusiastically as Larry did," Dershowitz told us


[c.tenor.com image 498x276]

What?  Larry David himself knows that there's an upside to pretending to be a Trump supporter:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/B2oLFKYN​InQ?start=188]

The first time I saw that I thought someone had photoshopped the Maga hat.

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My experience being mistaken for a crazed bigot was a little different than Larry's.

Last Sunday when I stepped out of my car at the gas station, the man on the other side of the pump started yelling threatening things.  Something along the lines of "You've risking your F-ing life wearing that shiat around here!"  I assumed he was on the phone or yelling at someone I couldn't see. It wasn't until after he drove off that I realized he had mistaken my Triumph motorcycle hat for a Trump hat.

/I was also wearing a Hamilton branded "I got my shot" face mask.  Maybe he just hates musicals?


Apparently he was also a dimwit who can't spell Trump.
 
2021-08-19 1:09:21 AM  
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2021-08-19 1:15:55 AM  
dersh f*cks little girls.  dersh is a lying, traitor.  dersh represents everything that comes out of harvard - the school for vile amoral pieces of shiat who destroyed the US economy in 2007.

All harvard sacks of shiat are the same.  Whenever I encounter them, I make a special effort to f*ck them over while smiling at them, because they are all vermin.
 
2021-08-19 1:16:01 AM  
Dershowitz losing friends at the Vineyard? Like, still?
 
2021-08-19 1:17:32 AM  
Still a better Jewish saga than Uncut Gems.
 
2021-08-19 2:06:19 AM  
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2021-08-19 2:20:17 AM  

Enigmamf: Petit_Merdeux: There are reasons to love Larry David?
Are there any reasons not to?


Everything I've seen of him (very little), I've liked him. I think I love him now. Quit pussyfooting around and get to the point. And then Dershowitz (don't know him either) has to call Page Six and clarify?

The professor claimed that David "screamed" and "yelled" at him, and that his face turned bright red. "I was worried that he was going to have a stroke," said Dershowitz.

That's how much you piss people off. There are lines, sir. Lines that you don't cross.
 
2021-08-19 4:57:09 AM  
Article includes useful picture of what a screaming Larry David looks like:

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2021-08-19 7:42:20 AM  

jerryskid: dersh f*cks little girls.  dersh is a lying, traitor.  dersh represents everything that comes out of harvard - the school for vile amoral pieces of shiat who destroyed the US economy in 2007.

All harvard sacks of shiat are the same.  Whenever I encounter them, I make a special effort to f*ck them over while smiling at them, because they are all vermin.


Fark Yale too.
 
2021-08-19 7:48:45 AM  

buntz: Here are a bunch of words:

I was once an Audience of One on Night After Night with Allan Havey on the original "CTV" and the guest that night was Alan Dershowitz.
The night BEFORE me was Anna Nicole Smith.


That's fairly unremarkable.
 
2021-08-19 8:12:23 AM  

evilsofa: Article includes useful picture of what a screaming Larry David looks like:

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2021-08-19 9:07:14 AM  
Jake Havechek:

So have I, but I was 16 at the time.
 
2021-08-19 9:11:47 AM  

AuralArgument: Jake Havechek:

So have I, but I was 16 at the time.


It doesn't count when it's with yourself, man.  That's nothing to brag about.
 
2021-08-19 10:07:25 AM  

HempHead: Jake Havechek: Dershowitz has sex with 16 year old.

He kept his underwear on though.


But did he inhale?
 
2021-08-19 11:36:49 AM  
David was just concerned about Alan's daughter's itchy pussy.
 
2021-08-19 12:17:22 PM  
Dirtbagowitz is the worst. Does he ACTUALLY believe anyone thinks of him as a leftist or progressive?  He's the scum who loudly SAYS he is to help discredit that side.
 
2021-08-19 12:31:04 PM  
Dershowitz is inarguably scum -- a legal mercenary with no moral compass. But are we at the point of celebrating a grown-ass-man unable to control his emotions and making a pointless public scene? On any other thread he's be ridiculed as a Karen. Pathetic. Grow a pair, Larry.
 
2021-08-19 2:58:30 PM  

KamikazeCraig: Dershowitz is inarguably scum -- a legal mercenary with no moral compass. But are we at the point of celebrating a grown-ass-man unable to control his emotions and making a pointless public scene? On any other thread he's be ridiculed as a Karen. Pathetic. Grow a pair, Larry.


They're old friends. If I can't scream at an old friend for being an immoral piece of shiat, then I guess we've all given up .
Anger is just as valid of an emotion as a hypocritical suckup.
 
2021-08-19 3:38:57 PM  

cryinoutloud: KamikazeCraig: Dershowitz is inarguably scum -- a legal mercenary with no moral compass. But are we at the point of celebrating a grown-ass-man unable to control his emotions and making a pointless public scene? On any other thread he's be ridiculed as a Karen. Pathetic. Grow a pair, Larry.

They're old friends. If I can't scream at an old friend for being an immoral piece of shiat, then I guess we've all given up .
Anger is just as valid of an emotion as a hypocritical suckup.


Name checks out!
 
2021-08-19 3:39:49 PM  

KamikazeCraig: Dershowitz is inarguably scum -- a legal mercenary with no moral compass. But are we at the point of celebrating a grown-ass-man unable to control his emotions and making a pointless public scene? On any other thread he's be ridiculed as a Karen. Pathetic. Grow a pair, Larry.


The bolded bit is the important distinction.  'Karens' aren't justified in their screaming whereas every American should be screaming at these dogshiat hypocrite Trumper scumbags.

Screaming at them with hammers.
 
2021-08-19 4:08:13 PM  

AdrienVeidt: KamikazeCraig: Dershowitz is inarguably scum -- a legal mercenary with no moral compass. But are we at the point of celebrating a grown-ass-man unable to control his emotions and making a pointless public scene? On any other thread he's be ridiculed as a Karen. Pathetic. Grow a pair, Larry.

The bolded bit is the important distinction.  'Karens' aren't justified in their screaming whereas every American should be screaming at these dogshiat hypocrite Trumper scumbags.

Screaming at them with hammers.


See, that's the problem. Sorry to be the adult in the room, but until both sides quit hurling churlish insults, come out of their trenches and start trying to focus on some sliver of common ground everyone involved just keeps acting like arseholes and we just dig ourselves deeper into destructive divisiveness. "Screaming with hammers" is just stupid and childish. The Trumpers and anti-Trumpers alike need to quit being pointlessly, personally belligerent and hypocritical -- it's not a constructive strategy in the slightest, it just perpetuates nastiness.

/can't we all just get along
//tits. everyone loves tits.
///eip, regardless of politics -- it's how we heal
 
2021-08-19 4:35:43 PM  

KamikazeCraig: See, that's the problem. Sorry to be the adult in the room, but until both sides quit hurling churlish insults, come out of their trenches and start trying to focus on some sliver of common ground everyone involved just keeps acting like arseholes and we just dig ourselves deeper into destructive divisiveness. "Screaming with hammers" is just stupid and childish. The Trumpers and anti-Trumpers alike need to quit being pointlessly, personally belligerent and hypocritical -- it's not a constructive strategy in the slightest, it just perpetuates nastiness.
/can't we all just get along
//tits. everyone loves tits.
///eip, regardless of politics -- it's how we heal


No. I don't waste my time with illogic. I don't have to. You can have any kind of fantasy land life you like--and most of you do--but I'm not going to sit down with you and pretend that it's legitimate.
 
2021-08-19 5:24:40 PM  

KamikazeCraig: AdrienVeidt: KamikazeCraig: Dershowitz is inarguably scum -- a legal mercenary with no moral compass. But are we at the point of celebrating a grown-ass-man unable to control his emotions and making a pointless public scene? On any other thread he's be ridiculed as a Karen. Pathetic. Grow a pair, Larry.

The bolded bit is the important distinction.  'Karens' aren't justified in their screaming whereas every American should be screaming at these dogshiat hypocrite Trumper scumbags.

Screaming at them with hammers.

See, that's the problem. Sorry to be the adult in the room, but until both sides quit hurling churlish insults, come out of their trenches and start trying to focus on some sliver of common ground everyone involved just keeps acting like arseholes and we just dig ourselves deeper into destructive divisiveness. "Screaming with hammers" is just stupid and childish. The Trumpers and anti-Trumpers alike need to quit being pointlessly, personally belligerent and hypocritical -- it's not a constructive strategy in the slightest, it just perpetuates nastiness.

/can't we all just get along
//tits. everyone loves tits.
///eip, regardless of politics -- it's how we heal


The terms you seek are Traitorous Dogshiat and Americans.  I've lived through 50 years of watching Conservatives get worse and worse while Americans keep tolerating them.

Traitors need to start dying en masse to save the nation and your molly-coddling 'common ground' horseshiat is why we're at this point.
 
2021-08-20 8:41:48 AM  
Fark your 'funny', traitor-defending scum.
 
2021-08-20 11:44:49 AM  
And yours too, other traitor-defending scum.
 
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