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2021-08-18 10:34:12 AM  
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2021-08-18 10:59:57 AM  
Here are the states that experienced a decline in their Black population since 2010:

#2 Alaska: One Black person left Alaska and their population declined by 5.5 percent. A polar bear probably ate him.
 
2021-08-18 11:01:49 AM  
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2021-08-18 11:07:15 AM  
Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpo​l​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture
 
2021-08-18 11:08:18 AM  
Orange is the new black.  Enslave all gingers!
 
2021-08-18 11:09:19 AM  
I live in Nebraska.  You want white people? We've got all the white people you could possibly need.
 
2021-08-18 11:09:22 AM  
Alaska: One Black person left Alaska and their population declined by 5.5 percent. A polar bear probably ate him.

Yeah that was sad.  Poor Mike.
 
2021-08-18 11:10:05 AM  
I thought DC was 90% black, when I was young.  I guess it has shifted.
 
2021-08-18 11:10:30 AM  
My wife has a black friend that lives in Fairbanks.  She moved there a few years ago and she loves it.  A little cold for me, and by a little, I mean about 80 degrees too cold for me.
 
2021-08-18 11:10:31 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: You want white people?


Nah, we good.
 
2021-08-18 11:10:38 AM  
All these White stereotypes and not one mention of malarkey...
 
2021-08-18 11:10:40 AM  

dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture


Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.
 
2021-08-18 11:11:15 AM  
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2021-08-18 11:12:02 AM  
My wife and I have ramped up the production of white people, despite the slackening demand.
 
2021-08-18 11:13:05 AM  

g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.


nope.

Also, Houston has already had a two term lesbian mayor. NYC has never even had a female mayor.
 
2021-08-18 11:13:31 AM  

g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.


Exactly.  You only need to watch old episodes of  "Friends" to see how diverse the city is.
 
2021-08-18 11:14:17 AM  

Dr.Fey: Here are the states that experienced a decline in their Black population since 2010:

#2 Alaska: One Black person left Alaska and their population declined by 5.5 percent. A polar bear probably ate him.


There were 18.1818... Black people in Alaska?
 
2021-08-18 11:14:36 AM  
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If this is the bet we have. Not surprised going down hill.
 
2021-08-18 11:15:08 AM  
This site is less funny than more potatoes or whatever that mod's blog was.
 
2021-08-18 11:15:13 AM  
...facts that show the country evolving into the multiracial nation feared by Republicans.
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2021-08-18 11:15:53 AM  

dothemath: g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.

nope.

Also, Houston has already had a two term lesbian mayor. NYC has never even had a female mayor.


What is your definition of "diverse" and what does a lesbian mayor have to do with it?

Queens is the most linguistically diverse place on the planet. Huston has a lot of people who speak Spanish.
 
2021-08-18 11:15:53 AM  

dothemath: g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.

nope.

Also, Houston has already had a two term lesbian mayor. NYC has never even had a female mayor.


OMG.  This again?! Can you two get a room?
 
2021-08-18 11:16:37 AM  

Rapmaster2000: g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.

Exactly.  You only need to watch old episodes of  "Friends" to see how diverse the city is.


Seinfeld would be a better example.
 
2021-08-18 11:17:21 AM  

CivilizedTiger: Dr.Fey: Here are the states that experienced a decline in their Black population since 2010:

#2 Alaska: One Black person left Alaska and their population declined by 5.5 percent. A polar bear probably ate him.

There were 18.1818... Black people in Alaska?


I guess the polar bear couldn't quite finish his meal.
 
2021-08-18 11:17:25 AM  
They be huffing pumpkin spice lattes.
 
2021-08-18 11:18:20 AM  
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Looks like a fine publication but they consistently make the mistake of forgetting to capitalize White.
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2021-08-18 11:18:54 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: I live in Nebraska.  You want white people? We've got all the white people you could possibly need.


Maine says hi. We're always swapping back and forth with Vermont for the whitest state title.
 
2021-08-18 11:19:33 AM  
Michigan:Michigan lost 1.8 percent of its Black residents because they were tired of listening to Eminem songs

On the plus side, we expelled Kid Rock.
 
2021-08-18 11:20:36 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Michigan:Michigan lost 1.8 percent of its Black residents because they were tired of listening to Eminem songs

On the plus side, we expelled Kid Rock.


So,... Michigan took a dump?
 
2021-08-18 11:21:42 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Orange is the new black.  Enslave all gingers!


You do know that gingers is an anagram for...
 
2021-08-18 11:22:46 AM  
According to every episode of Friends and Seinfeld, New York had more than enough white people to lose 6.2 percent.


Ooooooh, nineties burn.
 
2021-08-18 11:22:48 AM  
I would guess Idaho
 
2021-08-18 11:23:01 AM  

NuclearPenguins: Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: I live in Nebraska.  You want white people? We've got all the white people you could possibly need.

Maine says hi. We're always swapping back and forth with Vermont for the whitest state title.


It beats that participation ribbon Mississippi and Alabama keep fighting over.
 
2021-08-18 11:23:05 AM  
They ain't at. They just ain't.
 
2021-08-18 11:23:22 AM  
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2021-08-18 11:24:16 AM  

FirstDennis: .
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Looks like a fine publication but they consistently make the mistake of forgetting to capitalize White.
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Not a mistake.   That is the correct capitalization according to the AP
 
2021-08-18 11:24:25 AM  

SirEattonHogg: dothemath: g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.

nope.

Also, Houston has already had a two term lesbian mayor. NYC has never even had a female mayor.

OMG.  This again?! Can you two get a room?


My understanding is that Harris County is #1, Brooklyn Borough is #2, then my Fort Bend County nestled under Harris' armpit is #3.  Nobody cares about the rest of the list since we have the best eating in the whole country.  Pizza included.

'City' is somewhat nebulous compared to 'County' as you then get into 'metropolitan area' nonsense that starts counting Dallas & Fort Worth combined as somehow being better than the Houston area and not the steaming pile of suck-hard that DFW is.
 
2021-08-18 11:26:55 AM  

g.fro: Rapmaster2000: g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.

Exactly.  You only need to watch old episodes of  "Friends" to see how diverse the city is.

Seinfeld would be a better example.


I don't think you necessarily wanted to see your culture and heritage represented on Seinfeld.  Most every character was flawed in some way even when they did go diverse.

Marcellino:  owner of bodega.  Engages in cockfighting and extortion.
Jackie Chiles:  shady ambulance chaser.
Ping:  sues Jerry for big cash settlement via his lawyer sister.
Chinese restaurant maitre d':  bad customer service
Chinese restaurant delivery order taker:  authoritarian communist
Soup nazi:  the name covers it.

I can only think of Mr. Morgan who was accidentally screwed by George.
 
2021-08-18 11:28:27 AM  

Rapmaster2000: g.fro: Rapmaster2000: g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.

Exactly.  You only need to watch old episodes of  "Friends" to see how diverse the city is.

Seinfeld would be a better example.

I don't think you necessarily wanted to see your culture and heritage represented on Seinfeld.  Most every character was flawed in some way even when they did go diverse.

Marcellino:  owner of bodega.  Engages in cockfighting and extortion.
Jackie Chiles:  shady ambulance chaser.
Ping:  sues Jerry for big cash settlement via his lawyer sister.
Chinese restaurant maitre d':  bad customer service
Chinese restaurant delivery order taker:  authoritarian communist
Soup nazi:  the name covers it.

I can only think of Mr. Morgan who was accidentally screwed by George.


Black people were regularly depicted as judges, cops, university presidents and other authority figures.
 
2021-08-18 11:30:12 AM  

g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.


As any New Yorker will erroneously tell you.  They'll also leave out it's one of the most segregated.  But that's okay, somethingsomething energy!
 
2021-08-18 11:30:39 AM  

rfenster: FirstDennis: .
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Looks like a fine publication but they consistently make the mistake of forgetting to capitalize White.
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Not a mistake.   That is the correct capitalization according to the AP


It's interesting. I've noticed CNN has started capitalizing both. That's the way it should be done.
 
2021-08-18 11:36:10 AM  
Lived in Maine all my life never have figured out why we so high a % of whites.  Unless it the fact that go to far north and its hill billy readneck area.
 
2021-08-18 11:36:33 AM  

big pig peaches: Marcus Aurelius: Orange is the new black.  Enslave all gingers!

You do know that gingers is an anagram for...


I hadn't thought about that.  If we enslave them we can't use the "G" word any more.

I think I can live with that!  After all, everything in life is a trade-off, right?
 
2021-08-18 11:40:18 AM  

FLMountainMan: g.fro: dothemath: Houston is now a white minority city that is ranked the most ethnically diverse in the US.

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpol​itics/2013/07/01/195909643/tx2020-hous​ton-racial-ethnic-diversity-americas-f​uture

Houston is not the most diverse city in the USA. New York is.

As any New Yorker will erroneously tell you.  They'll also leave out it's one of the most segregated.  But that's okay, somethingsomething energy!


I know. The Ethiopians and Ecuadorians barely mingle, and sometimes there are whole blocks between a synagogue and a mosque. It's really sad.
 
2021-08-18 11:40:23 AM  
As we previously noted, America's white population has declined by 8.6 percent since the 2010 census, with Connecticut leading the way. However, don't sell all your stock in Panera Bread just yet.

Okay, that's pretty funny.
 
2021-08-18 11:40:24 AM  

jumac: Lived in Maine all my life never have figured out why we so high a % of whites.  Unless it the fact that go to far north and its hill billy readneck area.


Antebellum blacks fleeing north tended to head to Toronto and Montreal.  Post civil war, they migrated to the big industrial cities of Cleveland and Detroit.  What you see in Maine is diaspora from Boston, and immigrants.  Presque Isle seems to attract immigrants for reasons that are unclear to me.
 
2021-08-18 11:41:05 AM  
I think it is hilarious that a mutant genetic oddity that was an adaptation to the Ice Age has figured out tricknology to end the reason for it's own survival.
You literally cooked yourself with your own carbon filth, genius.
Nobody's gonna miss you devils.
 
2021-08-18 11:41:58 AM  

big pig peaches: Marcus Aurelius: Orange is the new black.  Enslave all gingers!

You do know that gingers is an anagram for...


snicker?
 
2021-08-18 11:42:29 AM  

macadamnut: NuclearPenguins: Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: I live in Nebraska.  You want white people? We've got all the white people you could possibly need.

Maine says hi. We're always swapping back and forth with Vermont for the whitest state title.

It beats that participation ribbon Mississippi and Alabama keep fighting over.


Mississippi has the second highest percentage of Black residents, and Alabama is in the top five.  Are you saying having the Blackest population is a participation ribbon?
 
2021-08-18 11:43:32 AM  
Know plenty of white people who don't have kids; so that's where they went, they died off with no replacements. On the other hand all my Hispanic friends had kids by the time they were 20... Although same for my redneck friends. Judging by my highly scientific research pool the USA will be rednecks fighting for control from a Hispanic majority.

/I like the disposable income.
 
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