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2021-08-18 8:50:59 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen...
 
2021-08-18 8:56:08 AM  
Well, Scarlett Johansson did...
 
2021-08-18 9:29:41 AM  
If your best PR play is to reminisce about someone you used to date you are officially on the celebrity D list.
 
2021-08-18 10:28:50 AM  
Ok so there are two people who a) don't understand headlines around here b)don't know that ScarJost is a married couple and c) didn't RTFA.
 
2021-08-18 10:29:06 AM  
It'll be pretty embarrassing for him if Michael Che turns out to be the father.
 
2021-08-18 10:30:15 AM  

IgG4: If your best PR play is to reminisce about someone you used to date you are officially on the celebrity D list.


Uh, they're married and he was confirming that they are expecting their first child together.
 
2021-08-18 10:31:01 AM  

IgG4: If your best PR play is to reminisce about someone you used to date you are officially on the celebrity D list.


Um, they're married. She's pregnant.
 
2021-08-18 10:33:22 AM  
Colin Jost is one lucky bastard!
 
2021-08-18 10:34:12 AM  

Kitty2.0: Ok so there are two people who a) don't understand headlines around here b)don't know that ScarJost is a married couple and c) didn't RTFA.


Two....so far.  That number will increase.
 
2021-08-18 10:38:16 AM  

CarnySaur: It'll be pretty embarrassing for him if Michael Che turns out to be the father.


Those two reading each other's jokes is the best part of the show.

\ low bar to clear
 
2021-08-18 10:43:24 AM  
Are they going to get a maternity test to verify Scarlett's the mother?
 
2021-08-18 10:53:46 AM  

CarnySaur: It'll be pretty embarrassing for him if Michael Che turns out to be the father.


-fb is the father
 
2021-08-18 10:56:41 AM  
So thats why she's been on the warpath to get Disney - preggo hormones.
 
2021-08-18 11:02:48 AM  
Scarjo's already been married twice. Something tells me this marriage to that d-bag won't last much longer.
 
2021-08-18 11:16:23 AM  

CarnySaur: It'll be pretty embarrassing for him if Michael Che turns out to be the father.


#canceljost
 
2021-08-18 11:17:42 AM  
Glad they cleared that up for me. Until now I had assumed Jost had valiantly withstood his primal urges in order to maintain his wife's good name.
 
2021-08-18 11:28:38 AM  

The_EliteOne: So thats why she's been on the warpath to get Disney - preggo hormones.


How very sexist of you.
 
2021-08-18 11:38:34 AM  
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I have never really cared for him, i tolerate him, but.....his new book is pretty damn good. way more interesting guy than I knew. tells some great stories. highly recommended. it hasn't really changed my mind on him but this was a very fun read.

and teh 9/11 part is harrowing. this is already public knowledge but his mother was a high muckety-much in the NYFD (not as a fireman, but as a psychologist that worked with them). 9/11 she almost died twice going into the Towers to rescue "her" firefighters. she later testified before Congress about getting the injured first responders the help they deserved. and in a twist of fate, she knew Pete Davidson's dad, who died in 9/11.
 
2021-08-18 12:07:16 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't me?
 
2021-08-18 12:38:58 PM  

groppet: Are they sure it wasn't me?


I'm pretty sure the Fark comment was the closest you ever got.
 
2021-08-18 12:40:35 PM  

stoli n coke: IgG4: If your best PR play is to reminisce about someone you used to date you are officially on the celebrity D list.

Uh, they're married and he was confirming that they are expecting their first child together.


And even if they weren't - what's wrong with reminiscing about sex with a hot babe if you had sex with a hot babe?
 
2021-08-18 12:45:57 PM  

TheCubsFan: stoli n coke: IgG4: If your best PR play is to reminisce about someone you used to date you are officially on the celebrity D list.

Uh, they're married and he was confirming that they are expecting their first child together.

And even if they weren't - what's wrong with reminiscing about sex with a hot babe if you had sex with a hot babe?


To farkers, clearly he only did it because marketing. Or reasons.
 
2021-08-18 12:51:53 PM  
> Colin Jost confirms that he and Scarlett Johansson had sex

Thereby also confirming that Satan exists and will cut a good deal.
 
2021-08-18 1:13:22 PM  
Hell, I'd be on a rooftop with a megaphone bragging about it.
 
2021-08-18 1:40:24 PM  
poor guy, she can't act
 
2021-08-18 1:58:46 PM  
What guy wouldn't?
 
2021-08-18 2:00:06 PM  

rickythepenguin: [Fark user image image 400x400]
I have never really cared for him, i tolerate him, but.....his new book is pretty damn good. way more interesting guy than I knew. tells some great stories. highly recommended. it hasn't really changed my mind on him but this was a very fun read.

and teh 9/11 part is harrowing. this is already public knowledge but his mother was a high muckety-much in the NYFD (not as a fireman, but as a psychologist that worked with them). 9/11 she almost died twice going into the Towers to rescue "her" firefighters. she later testified before Congress about getting the injured first responders the help they deserved. and in a twist of fate, she knew Pete Davidson's dad, who died in 9/11.


Weird, he fits your dudebro crush algorithm. Just like Rohan and Corolla
 
2021-08-18 2:01:57 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: poor guy, she can't act


Then he'd know when she fakes an orgasm. Not that he'd care. After all, he just had sex with Scarlett Johansson.
 
2021-08-18 2:08:55 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: poor guy, she can't act


Daaaamn.

*sees what you did there*
 
2021-08-18 3:27:07 PM  
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2021-08-18 3:36:55 PM  
'It was the greatest four seconds of my life.'
 
2021-08-18 4:03:07 PM  
 
2021-08-18 4:37:55 PM  
Didn't we sort of confirm that when she showed up preggers like 6 months ago?

Obviously it could be someone else's kid, but it still could be despite the birth. So no, unless he posts a DNA test I'm not buying it.
 
2021-08-18 5:10:03 PM  
Bigger moobs on the horizon
 
2021-08-18 6:54:50 PM  

jmr61: Didn't we sort of confirm that when she showed up preggers like 6 months ago?

Obviously it could be someone else's kid, but it still could be despite the birth. So no, unless he posts a DNA test I'm not buying it.


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2021-08-18 6:59:55 PM  
fb- is the father.
 
2021-08-18 7:30:57 PM  

groppet: Are they sure it wasn't me?


I'm pretty sure you are not carrying his baby
 
2021-08-18 7:59:41 PM  

CarnySaur: It'll be pretty embarrassing for him if Michael Che turns out to be the father.


Doubtful. Apparently she gave birth today.

I'm sure Che already had some cigars made for him saying "Congratulations. It's a Racist."
 
2021-08-19 9:54:32 PM  
Big deal.  I confirm that I had sex with Scarlett all the time.  And Elizabeth Olsen.
 
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