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(The Daily Beast)   Turns out State Senator Flounder's colleagues weren't notified of his positive test. But I guess you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Wisconsin, infectious Sen. Andr Jacque, Journal Communications, Republican state senator, United States Senate, positive test, positive cases  
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2021-08-17 10:46:30 PM  
Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?
 
2021-08-17 11:16:22 PM  

Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?


WTF?  I mean, I've seen some badly cut suits before, but... damn.

Fark tailors/seamstresses - what even makes a suit DO that?
 
2021-08-17 11:16:57 PM  
Stupid, sexy Flounders.
 
2021-08-17 11:17:38 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?

WTF?  I mean, I've seen some badly cut suits before, but... damn.

Fark tailors/seamstresses - what even makes a suit DO that?


Bad tailoring plus a bad body.
 
2021-08-17 11:18:26 PM  
Jacque, a father of six with a new baby

Jfc, how???

*hork*
 
2021-08-17 11:26:45 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Benevolent Misanthrope: Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?

WTF?  I mean, I've seen some badly cut suits before, but... damn.

Fark tailors/seamstresses - what even makes a suit DO that?

Bad tailoring plus a bad body.


Yeah, I mean... I've seen the common problem of fabric bunching at the neck, usually because the sleeves are set the opposite angle from the wearer's natural shoulder slope.  But this - I've never seen the whole thing rise up 4", pads and all.  Jesus.
 
2021-08-17 11:51:45 PM  

Cafe Threads: Jacque, a father of six with a new baby

Jfc, how???

*hork*


Well...
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Two theories:
1) They aren't his. Which isn't likely, considering the eyes and noses are  similar.
2) His wife did all the work. He's most definitely a bottom.
Seriously, even if he wanted to go topside, it's an involuntary manslaughter charge just waiting to happen...

/they are a cute family though.
 
2021-08-18 1:21:48 AM  
A Republican state senator who has proven to be one of Wisconsin's most virulent critics of mask and vaccine mandates
 
2021-08-18 2:59:01 AM  
Whoa, you mean people who won't do anything to help protect anyone else or even themselves won't do anything to help protect anyone else or even themselves? That's surprising.
 
2021-08-18 3:02:41 AM  

Redh8t: Cafe Threads: Jacque, a father of six with a new baby

Jfc, how???

*hork*

Well...
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Two theories:
1) They aren't his. Which isn't likely, considering the eyes and noses are  similar.
2) His wife did all the work. He's most definitely a bottom.
Seriously, even if he wanted to go topside, it's an involuntary manslaughter charge just waiting to happen...

/they are a cute family though.


1b) He has an attractive brother
 
2021-08-18 3:10:21 AM  
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2021-08-18 3:10:33 AM  
A Republican state senator who has proven to be one of Wisconsin's most virulent critics of mask and vaccine mandates...

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2021-08-18 3:13:15 AM  
You can tell how he smells based on the picture of him alone.
 
2021-08-18 3:18:16 AM  

Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?


Standard Republican wardrobe nowadays. Long gone are slick Reaganist suits and decor. These choads speak slobbiness.
 
2021-08-18 3:24:27 AM  
I take offense at you besmirching the good name of Abrahamo Lincolni.
 
2021-08-18 3:24:30 AM  
I'm not making fun of the way anyone but every time I see this picture I hear a can of Pillsbury biscuits popping open.


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2021-08-18 3:39:45 AM  
My family worked especially hard to quarantine, but we got it anyway because the woodshop my husband leases is owned by a family who decided to travel and visit family for Thanksgiving, and everyone caught it and came back to California with it. And no one bothered to warn my husband to steer clear of the shared restroom facilities until it was too late.

So I have a special place in my heart for people who dick around and then put other people at risk.

fark that guy. Refusing to even make a small effort to protect those around you who are trying to protect themselves is just jedi-level asshole.
 
2021-08-18 3:40:13 AM  
Fatigue has been a long-standing health concern of mine

Can't understand why. Nope No idea.
 
2021-08-18 3:41:39 AM  
Gotta feel bad for the kids, for many reasons. Cute kids.
That guy probably weighs 350. If he isn't vaxxed, he's headed for the great bakery in the sky.
 
2021-08-18 3:52:06 AM  

Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?


Ringling Bros was having a yard sale complete with used circus tents. Clearly he went wild.
 
2021-08-18 3:54:38 AM  
What I find sad is that not enough of these human stains are dying. Only when 80%+ of these slime die off will we A.) move on from Covid, B.) have a better society.

These are narcissistic, low intelligence, immoral, rotten to the core sub-species of humanity. Just die already. This pandemic should have and could have been history this summer if not for these selfish scum. Instead we have to read about some state not having beds, or another whose children's ward is full, etc. I think we are now at the point we need to do the following; A.) anyone past October 1st not vaccinated will be refused medical service at a hospital (unless they can pre-pay with ca$h). B.) anyone not vaccinated by Oct 1st who gets Covid will no longer have the exemption of pre-existing conditions, if insurance drops them so much for the better. C.) Anyone not vaccinated by Oct 1st who goes on to infect others that result in death will be charged with murder.
 
2021-08-18 4:04:33 AM  

Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?


To be fair to tarps, my compost pile wears it's tarp better.
 
2021-08-18 4:06:22 AM  
He probably thought the fatigue was from schlepping his fat ass from Barcalounger to fridge & back. I ain't exactly svelte, but daymn! Can he even see his pecker? Do he & his wife need a 3rd party to help lift the fat rolls to find it? I'm betting it only takes a quart of water to fill his hot tub, which he may have gotten stuck in at least once. His body looks like a that kids toy: a pole with several small rings, the largest at bottom, probably draping over his feet like antebellum hoop skirts.
 
2021-08-18 4:08:04 AM  

Musikslayer: Gotta feel bad for the kids, for many reasons. Cute kids.
That guy probably weighs 350. If he isn't vaxxed, he's headed for the great bakery in the sky.


That's what I was thinking. If he survives, you know he got vaxxed and is just a giant (pun intended) hypocrite.
 
2021-08-18 4:09:39 AM  

Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?


He's too busy blowing loads like a maxim machine gun out of his tapioca spitter to the tune of SIX farkING KIDS.

Jesus Christ man GET OFF OF HER.
 
2021-08-18 4:10:30 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?

WTF?  I mean, I've seen some badly cut suits before, but... damn.

Fark tailors/seamstresses - what even makes a suit DO that?


Generational morbid obesity?
 
2021-08-18 4:12:19 AM  
They are bioterrorists attempting to murder Democrats using the disease they knowingly and maliciously choose to help spread. I guaran-farking-tee you he told the Nurglites around him.

Actually, strike that. It's an unfair insult... to Papa Nurgle's followers. If they were actually Nurglites, they would have gleefully shared Papa's love with each other. They're far worse. They KNOW how bad it is, and they lie to their followers knowingly and with malice aforethought.
 
2021-08-18 4:32:21 AM  

Cafe Threads: Jacque, a father of six with a new baby

Jfc, how???

*hork*


adoption or AI, I hope, for the sake of the poor mother(s).
 
2021-08-18 4:32:50 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Benevolent Misanthrope: Redh8t: Good lord...
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If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?

WTF?  I mean, I've seen some badly cut suits before, but... damn.

Fark tailors/seamstresses - what even makes a suit DO that?

Bad tailoring plus a bad body.


Where have we seen that before?
 
2021-08-18 4:34:36 AM  

Magorn: A Republican state senator who has proven to be one of Wisconsin's most virulent critics of mask and vaccine mandates


my username checks out for Sen. Uncle Fester.
 
2021-08-18 4:36:03 AM  

ModernLuddite: You can tell how he smells based on the picture of him alone.


you may have just invented the holy grail of dieting.
 
2021-08-18 4:42:29 AM  
just change "chin" to "neck." (no trouble finding the double chin on this guy.)

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2021-08-18 5:08:17 AM  

King of Monkeys: I'm not making fun of the way anyone but every time I see this picture I hear a can of Pillsbury biscuits popping open.


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Some days...
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2021-08-18 5:26:43 AM  
Well I guess we know he's the type to hide a zombie bite. What a piece of shiat.
 
2021-08-18 5:36:50 AM  

Redh8t: King of Monkeys: I'm not making fun of the way anyone but every time I see this picture I hear a can of Pillsbury biscuits popping open.


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Some days...
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That has stunned me into inaction.  What the..........?
 
2021-08-18 6:00:17 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Redh8t: Cafe Threads: Jacque, a father of six with a new baby

Jfc, how???

*hork*

Well...
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Two theories:
1) They aren't his. Which isn't likely, considering the eyes and noses are  similar.
2) His wife did all the work. He's most definitely a bottom.
Seriously, even if he wanted to go topside, it's an involuntary manslaughter charge just waiting to happen...

/they are a cute family though.

1b) He has an attractive brother


Wouldn't be the first time...
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2021-08-18 6:18:25 AM  
Great story, but there's one thing I don't get:

Did Lardass have to pay to enter the contest?
 
2021-08-18 6:23:07 AM  

jook: Great story, but there's one thing I don't get:

Did Lardass have to pay to enter the contest?


Actually, this is a bad usage of that line. Lardass seemed to be a rather nice guy that just got sick of the town mocking him so he got some very messy (but ultimately benign) retribution. This asshole might have killed people because, well, he's an asshole, so fark him and his Crisco ass straight to hell
 
2021-08-18 6:34:32 AM  
Senator Jacque...Ass
 
2021-08-18 6:49:13 AM  

The Envoy: Redh8t: King of Monkeys: I'm not making fun of the way anyone but every time I see this picture I hear a can of Pillsbury biscuits popping open.


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Some days...
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That has stunned me into inaction.  What the..........?


I can only conclude that there were likely thoughts, ideas, and one or two 3AM conversations that went off the rails. I don't wish to know what those were. It's like a sunset; many appreciate it, but no one wants to live on the sun.
 
2021-08-18 6:59:11 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Redh8t: Cafe Threads: Jacque, a father of six with a new baby

Jfc, how???

*hork*

Well...
[Fark user image 425x425]
Two theories:
1) They aren't his. Which isn't likely, considering the eyes and noses are  similar.
2) His wife did all the work. He's most definitely a bottom.
Seriously, even if he wanted to go topside, it's an involuntary manslaughter charge just waiting to happen...

/they are a cute family though.

1b) He has an attractive brother


I don't know how attractive he is, but his brother is hilarious. A couple years ago, state senator Jacque introduced a bill to make sex with horses a felony. When his fellow Republicans failed to support the bill, his brother tweeted at all of the Wisconsin State senators, one by one, accusing each them of being "secret horsefarkers".
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kers".
 
2021-08-18 7:14:55 AM  
Again? Didn't this happen before or was that in Wisconsin?
 
2021-08-18 7:21:00 AM  
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2021-08-18 7:21:07 AM  
So he knowingly exposed other people to a potentially deadly virus.  Why isn't this considered assault?

These assholes need to face criminal and civil penalties for their actions. I doubt they'd learn even then, but at least a court could hold them responsible.
 
2021-08-18 7:21:26 AM  

blk47rs: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: Redh8t: Cafe Threads: Jacque, a father of six with a new baby

Jfc, how???

*hork*

Well...
[Fark user image 425x425]
Two theories:
1) They aren't his. Which isn't likely, considering the eyes and noses are  similar.
2) His wife did all the work. He's most definitely a bottom.
Seriously, even if he wanted to go topside, it's an involuntary manslaughter charge just waiting to happen...

/they are a cute family though.

1b) He has an attractive brother

I don't know how attractive he is, but his brother is hilarious. A couple years ago, state senator Jacque introduced a bill to make sex with horses a felony. When his fellow Republicans failed to support the bill, his brother tweeted at all of the Wisconsin State senators, one by one, accusing each them of being "secret horsefarkers".[Fark user image image 850x568][Fark user image image 850x845]kers".


Glad to see that Apple fell faaaar from the rest of that tree
 
2021-08-18 7:22:09 AM  

groppet: ecmoRandomNumbers: Benevolent Misanthrope: Redh8t: Good lord...
[Fark user image 425x300]
If he survives the pneumonia, his first stop should be a tailor. Did he just purchase a tarp and have it hemmed?

WTF?  I mean, I've seen some badly cut suits before, but... damn.

Fark tailors/seamstresses - what even makes a suit DO that?

Bad tailoring plus a bad body.

Where have we seen that before?


When I had to wear a suit to get married, but there's no need for personal comments.

Personally, I vote that it's tight on his back when he sits and slouches like that and do he hikes it up some.
 
2021-08-18 7:23:24 AM  

virulent_loser: Cafe Threads: Jacque, a father of six with a new baby

Jfc, how???

*hork*

adoption or AI, I hope, for the sake of the poor mother(s).


Honestly, I'm sure his wife looks forward to pregnancy  -- it probably gives her relief from getting pregnant...

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2021-08-18 7:35:25 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Fatigue has been a long-standing health concern of mine

Can't understand why. Nope No idea.


Fatigue caused by rolling out of bed and standing, walking, taking
the stairs.

/hat's off to this fecund farker and his all to common display of republicanism.
 
2021-08-18 7:41:40 AM  
Is this attempted murder?
 
2021-08-18 7:57:11 AM  
"Fatigue has been a long standing health concern of mine." No sh*t, Jabba The Hutt.
 
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