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(Texas Tribune) NewsFlash Texas Governor Greg Abbott demonstrates his commitment to COVID-19   (texastribune.org) divider line
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2021-08-17 5:14:32 PM  
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2021-08-17 5:17:54 PM  
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2021-08-17 5:20:24 PM  
Let him die.
 
2021-08-17 5:20:31 PM  
Well, that made my day!  :-)
 
2021-08-17 5:20:49 PM  
I head it's pretty serious and he may never walk again.
 
2021-08-17 5:20:50 PM  
Push him down the stairs just to be sure.
 
2021-08-17 5:20:56 PM  
I don't mean to be a ghoul but just once I would like one of these assholes to suffer the consequences of their own actions and decisions which have likely harmed so many innocent people.
 
2021-08-17 5:21:03 PM  
EVERYONE HE WAS IN CONTACT WITH WAS NOTIFIED.

Which is EXACTLY what his executive order forbids for schools.

Also, he gets tested DAILY?  What's he afraid of? 

Fark him with a million miles of wasted border wall rebar.
 
2021-08-17 5:21:15 PM  
Let's see how the percentages shake out for this one.
 
2021-08-17 5:21:22 PM  
So, let me get this straight... you think it's funny when people who mock the threat of COVID-19 end up getting infected with it themselves?
 
2021-08-17 5:21:28 PM  
He'll survive because he's vaxxed and has access to best medicine, champion that and say it's no big deal, and not change shiat, because he's a piece of shiat.
 
2021-08-17 5:21:29 PM  
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2021-08-17 5:21:30 PM  
None of these high-profile deniers have died yet, so they are either lying, or maybe we'll get lucky this time and he'll roll off into the sunset.
 
2021-08-17 5:21:45 PM  
I feel kind of like a ghoul, but c'mon COVID!  Bring it on home, baby!  Think of the lives that might be saved if this guy farks off for good.
 
2021-08-17 5:21:53 PM  
Just in time!

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2021-08-17 5:21:54 PM  
Has he tried shooting the virus?
 
2021-08-17 5:21:57 PM  
I laughed so hard I peed. Hahahaha hohoho heeheeheehee ohhohoho
 
2021-08-17 5:22:08 PM  

Weatherkiss: So, let me get this straight... you think it's funny when people who mock the threat of COVID-19 end up getting infected with it themselves?


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2021-08-17 5:22:16 PM  
But I still doubt his commitment to Sparkle Motion
 
2021-08-17 5:22:18 PM  
schadenfreude shäd′n-froi″də

n.
Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
n.
Malicious enjoyment derived from observing someone else's misfortune.
n.
delight in another person's misfortune
 
2021-08-17 5:22:18 PM  

Weatherkiss: So, let me get this straight... you think it's funny when people who mock the threat of COVID-19 end up getting infected with it themselves?


I'm on the fence.
 
2021-08-17 5:22:20 PM  
C'mon virus!  You can do it!

/I know he's repellant to the touch, but I have faith in you
 
2021-08-17 5:22:25 PM  

Weatherkiss: So, let me get this straight... you think it's funny when people who mock the threat of COVID-19 end up getting infected with it themselves?


Duh.
/bunch of edge lords on fark dot com
 
2021-08-17 5:22:26 PM  
He's being given Regeneron, which seems kinda strange as he's fully vaccinated. Maybe they should add some of that horse deworming agent as well - just to be safe.
 
2021-08-17 5:22:27 PM  
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2021-08-17 5:22:27 PM  
Let me guess. They're gonna pump him full of the same chemicals they used to keep Trump from going BACK to Hell. And when he's recovered enough to make a public appearance, he's gonna triple-dog-down on his dogma and act like it was just no worse than the flu.

Come on, Covid. Take him down. You owe us!
 
2021-08-17 5:22:35 PM  

markie_farkie: EVERYONE HE WAS IN CONTACT WITH WAS NOTIFIED.

Which is EXACTLY what his executive order forbids for schools.

Also, he gets tested DAILY?  What's he afraid of? 

Fark him with a million miles of wasted border wall rebar.


Exactly!  Don't tell any parents their kids have been exposed but hey I may have exposed you!
 
2021-08-17 5:22:47 PM  
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Fark him.
 
2021-08-17 5:22:48 PM  
Rolling Blunder.
 
2021-08-17 5:22:51 PM  
You are missing one important detail, it's CNN's reporting:  "He is currently isolated in the governor's mansion and is receiving Regeneron's monoclonal antibody treatment, the statement said."
If he is showing no symptoms, and he is fully vaxxed , what is he exactly treating? his fear of covid and dying?
 
2021-08-17 5:23:05 PM  

Weatherkiss: So, let me get this straight... you think it's funny when people who mock the threat of COVID-19 end up getting infected with it themselves?


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2021-08-17 5:23:13 PM  
The wheels are coming off.
 
2021-08-17 5:23:14 PM  

OhioUGrad: None of these high-profile deniers have died yet, so they are either lying, or maybe we'll get lucky this time and he'll roll off into the sunset.


Ooorrrrr

they are all vaxxed
 
2021-08-17 5:23:15 PM  
And sadly he has been quietly vaccinated since March so, it will only strike mildly.

Then he can continue to down play it.

Or would could all feel mildly guilty and hope for the far reaches of the Bell Curve.
 
2021-08-17 5:23:28 PM  

hinten: Let's see how the percentages shake out for this one.


Well, he's in a wheelchair and that makes him more vulnerable to  health issues. So what I'm saying is, I hope that Madison Cawthorn was also at that fundraiser Abbott attended last night.
 
2021-08-17 5:23:34 PM  

ImOscar: Let him die.


TFA says he's fully vaccinated, so he almost certainly won't. Of course, that connection will be completely lost on most of the people who voted for him.
 
2021-08-17 5:23:34 PM  
I wish the virus a speedy resolution to its host.
 
2021-08-17 5:23:47 PM  

OhioUGrad: None of these high-profile deniers have died yet, so they are either lying, or maybe we'll get lucky this time and he'll roll off into the sunset.


Was Herman Cain high profile?
 
2021-08-17 5:23:59 PM  
Shamelessly stolen from Youtube:
Long ago, a plague was heading for the city of Quin'lat. Everyone took protection behind masks, vaccines, and social distancing except one man who remained outside. Kahless went to him and asked what he was doing. "I am not afraid," the man said. "I will not hide my face behind masks, vaccines, and distance. I will stand before the plague and make it respect me." Kahless honored his choice and went back inside. The next day, the plague came, and the man was killed. Kahless replied, "The plague does not respect a fool".
 
2021-08-17 5:24:08 PM  
i liked my graveyard greg headline better (pouts).

but i know what could make me feel better!

hey MY governor! are you seeing this news? you can STILL prove you love covid even more than greg!

go for it ronny! catch it! unlike greggy, you've got 3 kids under age 10. if you can carry the virus home to their tiny, unvaxxed bodies you can win this race. do it! i'm totally rooting for you! woo-hoo!
 
2021-08-17 5:24:18 PM  
Next up: Desantis.
 
2021-08-17 5:24:20 PM  
Who's on Regeneron?
 
2021-08-17 5:24:23 PM  
Who says that thoughts and prayers don't work?
 
2021-08-17 5:24:25 PM  
Of course he's fully vaxxed.   Doesn't give 2 shiats about anyone else.
 
2021-08-17 5:24:26 PM  
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2021-08-17 5:24:34 PM  
He is fully vaccinated and so will not face the full consequences of his actions
 
2021-08-17 5:24:34 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Weatherkiss: So, let me get this straight... you think it's funny when people who mock the threat of COVID-19 end up getting infected with it themselves?

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2021-08-17 5:24:39 PM  
Best news I've heard all day.
 
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