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(IGN)   I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten Elite dart rapid fire capacity with over-and-under, four Mega-dart pump action launcher. Feel the weight of your wallet   (ign.com) divider line
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2021-08-17 1:57:31 PM  
Not one non-ahole kid will ever get one.
 
2021-08-17 3:35:10 PM  
"If you're hungry for more of the Alien universe, the upcoming FX Alien television series"

oh ffs *cringe*

go to hell, fx. straight to it.
 
2021-08-17 3:43:24 PM  
Ugh what an ugly color scheme. And I know they can't do black/gray like the actual M41A because then it starts looking close to an "actual gun", but christ that's just unappealing.
 
2021-08-17 3:44:40 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Not one non-ahole kid will ever get one.


When I was a kid, i wouldn't have wanted it - it looks stupid.
I know it has to, and why, but that doesn't change the fact that it looks stupid.
 
2021-08-17 3:44:52 PM  
Harsh language use optional, but recommended
 
2021-08-17 3:49:01 PM  
I say we just take off and nuke the site from orbit.
 
2021-08-17 3:53:45 PM  
What about a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
 
2021-08-17 4:01:20 PM  

Ragin' Asian: What about a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range


You can't touch this. It's out of phase.
 
2021-08-17 4:01:31 PM  

jso2897: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Not one non-ahole kid will ever get one.

When I was a kid, i wouldn't have wanted it - it looks stupid.
I know it has to, and why, but that doesn't change the fact that it looks stupid.


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2021-08-17 4:01:47 PM  
But when do we get the Nerf independently targeting particle beam phalanx, Nerf tactical smart missiles, Nerf RPGs, Nerf sonic electronic ball breakers, Nerf nukes, Nerf knives, and Nerf sharp sticks?
 
2021-08-17 4:04:47 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Not one non-ahole kid will ever get one.


Well.... I bet you're just the life of the party.
 
2021-08-17 4:06:29 PM  

Ragin' Asian: What about a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range


Hey, just what you see, pal.
 
2021-08-17 4:11:23 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: But when do we get the Nerf independently targeting particle beam phalanx, Nerf tactical smart missiles, Nerf RPGs, Nerf sonic electronic ball breakers, Nerf nukes, Nerf knives, and Nerf sharp sticks?


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I've got your Minuteman right here
 
2021-08-17 4:14:36 PM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: But when do we get the Nerf independently targeting particle beam phalanx, Nerf tactical smart missiles, Nerf RPGs, Nerf sonic electronic ball breakers, Nerf nukes, Nerf knives, and Nerf sharp sticks?


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2021-08-17 4:30:43 PM  

Fano: Dr. Nick Riviera: But when do we get the Nerf independently targeting particle beam phalanx, Nerf tactical smart missiles, Nerf RPGs, Nerf sonic electronic ball breakers, Nerf nukes, Nerf knives, and Nerf sharp sticks?

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I've got your Minuteman right here


The Great Office War
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2021-08-17 5:59:54 PM  
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2021-08-17 6:33:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Ugh what an ugly color scheme. And I know they can't do black/gray like the actual M41A because then it starts looking close to an "actual gun", but christ that's just unappealing.


How long before someone hides a functional AR-15 inside it?
 
2021-08-17 6:34:25 PM  

Fano: Dr. Nick Riviera: But when do we get the Nerf independently targeting particle beam phalanx, Nerf tactical smart missiles, Nerf RPGs, Nerf sonic electronic ball breakers, Nerf nukes, Nerf knives, and Nerf sharp sticks?

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I've got your Minuteman right here


Isn't that the Nerf "Davy Crockett"?
 
2021-08-17 6:57:31 PM  
I will add it to my collection:

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2021-08-17 8:27:11 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Ugh what an ugly color scheme. And I know they can't do black/gray like the actual M41A because then it starts looking close to an "actual gun", but christ that's just unappealing.


Blame this guy for the color scheme.

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2021-08-17 8:37:16 PM  

Fano: Dr. Nick Riviera: But when do we get the Nerf independently targeting particle beam phalanx, Nerf tactical smart missiles, Nerf RPGs, Nerf sonic electronic ball breakers, Nerf nukes, Nerf knives, and Nerf sharp sticks?

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I've got your Minuteman right here


WKUK Nerf Nuke
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2021-08-17 10:41:05 PM  
I am selling a bolt on kit that converts all panels to proper colors, included LEDs at all appropriate places....

And upgrades the toy to full-on-alien-slaying-caliber projectile-launching.
 
2021-08-17 11:01:39 PM  
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2021-08-18 3:12:44 AM  
So is Nerf doing this 1-year-out pre-order thing a lot lately with their licensed weapons? Last year was the Mandalorian rifle, and 6 months before that was the Halo blaster.
 
2021-08-18 8:10:32 AM  
Nice that they made it a Wayland-Yutani product.
 
2021-08-18 10:16:46 AM  
Holding out for some more impressive licensed gear
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