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(Forbes)   String theorists aren't just ruining theoretical physics, but are now trying to ruin cosmology, too   (forbes.com) divider line
    More: Sad, General relativity, Particle physics, Physical cosmology, Standard Model, Universe, Dark matter, dark matter, dark energy  
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2021-08-17 9:26:54 AM  
Proton decay experiments have extended the lifetime of the proton to ~1034 years...

Aw man....But I want it to decay *now*!
 
2021-08-17 9:42:24 AM  
Barberous!
 
2021-08-17 9:43:00 AM  
Top researcher

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2021-08-17 9:52:14 AM  

Destructor: Top researcher

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Sounds about right for a Forbes "science" article.
 
2021-08-17 9:57:25 AM  
How are they ruining cosmology? I mean, I suppose there's probably going to be some problem with scaling up strings towards a full-kink hairstyle and how to control it by breaking S-S bonds between strands of oh wait fark that's cosmetology nvm
 
2021-08-17 10:12:09 AM  
Is this is a direct response to the article floating around recently about string theory explaining the self-limiting nature of black holes?
 
2021-08-17 10:42:38 AM  

sleze: Destructor: Top researcher

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Sounds about right for a Forbes "science" article.


The Forbes family has come a long way since their days of running opium into China.
 
2021-08-17 11:45:12 AM  
Great, now cosmetologists will try to talk about string theory while they give me a Brazilian.
 
2021-08-17 12:07:42 PM  

the_rhino: Great, now cosmetologists will try to talk about string theory while they give me a Brazilian.


Sagan: "Brazilians and Brazilians and Brazilians..."
 
2021-08-17 12:22:32 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: sleze: Destructor: Top researcher

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Sounds about right for a Forbes "science" article.

The Forbes family has come a long way since their days of running opium into China.


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2021-08-17 12:29:21 PM  
It is what it is.
 
2021-08-17 12:54:08 PM  
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2021-08-17 1:43:50 PM  
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2021-08-17 2:01:47 PM  
Well, that's five minutes I'll never get back.
 
2021-08-17 3:05:54 PM  
As long as they don't mess with Astrology.

Still banking on things coming turning my way like Madame Lulu said they would.
 
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