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(Twitter)   Sen Josh Hawley (R-MO), aka Koup-Koup the Klown, has Serious Thoughts about the "prompt withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan". Thoughts which change entirely based on careful examination of which party's leader carries them out   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-08-16 2:32:49 PM  
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2021-08-16 5:11:05 PM  
Seditious Insurrectionists don't get to rewrite jack shiat.
 
2021-08-16 8:22:15 PM  
The only standards Republicans have are double standards.
 
2021-08-16 8:27:16 PM  
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2021-08-16 8:27:26 PM  
Oh look, someone that doesn't even think non-white people should have equal rights in America is suddenly super concerned about the people of Afghanistan. For the first time in 20 years.
 
2021-08-16 8:27:40 PM  
Josh Hawley was a Traitor on Insurrection Day, is a Traitor today and will remain a Traitor up until "President for Life" Trump awards him the Medal of Freeedom (Fascist Edition)
 
2021-08-16 8:27:42 PM  
Has he ever thought about choking on an ebola infected schlong? If not, he should.
 
2021-08-16 8:28:53 PM  
Watching Hal Sparks just chew up Dry Vagina lover Ben S' little tirade on the withdrawal  was *chef kiss*
 
2021-08-16 8:31:54 PM  
TRUMP GOOD! BIDEN BAD!
 
2021-08-16 8:33:03 PM  
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2021-08-16 8:33:51 PM  
The funniest part is the assumption Trump had a plan outside of 'we're doing it'.
 
2021-08-16 8:38:05 PM  
Go beat tree.
 
2021-08-16 8:38:10 PM  

DocUi: Watching Hal Sparks just chew up Dry Vagina lover Ben S' little tirade on the withdrawal  was *chef kiss*


I don't know who that is or what tirade you speak of but upon googling i found this highly enjoyable flooding of a red state capitol
 
2021-08-16 8:38:41 PM  
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2021-08-16 8:38:55 PM  
Sometimes horrible situations go on for two weeks, 5 years, or indefinitely, the trick is to find good mental health and keep up your hobbies under duress along the way.

People and things have tried to compel me to stop reading and writing. I will not honor these anti-American attacks with rewards like undeserved obedience.

Keep eating ice cream, Mr. President Biden.
America must persist.
 
2021-08-16 8:39:14 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: The funniest part is the assumption Trump had a plan outside of 'we're doing it'.


You forgot the first half of the plan. "fark 'em,..."
 
2021-08-16 8:40:52 PM  
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2021-08-16 8:41:59 PM  
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2021-08-16 8:42:06 PM  

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Wanna bet that gets deleted shortly?
 
2021-08-16 8:47:13 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Lumbar Puncture: The funniest part is the assumption Trump had a plan outside of 'we're doing it'.

You forgot the first half of the plan. "fark 'em,..."


They opened the folder that said 'Afghanistan Plan' and it was just a post it note that said 'If you count the real votes I won'
 
2021-08-16 8:47:16 PM  
 
2021-08-16 8:47:59 PM  
I wouldn't usually wish for someone to be de-gloved publicly, repeatedly & on camera, but I find myself making an exception for Josh Hawley & all the wastes of sperm who think like him.
 
2021-08-16 8:48:05 PM  
They'll do anything to distract from their betrayal of the United States on multiple fronts.
 
2021-08-16 8:51:49 PM  
Welp, I guess I'm going to miss what's happening, because every time I click the image in Twitter a popup comes up that says "don't miss what's happening."

/And then the image closes when I close the popup
 
2021-08-16 8:57:14 PM  
"It's only ok when a Republican does it."

Same as when Stupidfux Nooz compared Obama and Trump in regards to meeting Kim Jon Rocketman.
 
2021-08-16 9:00:34 PM  
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2021-08-16 9:01:13 PM  

LarryDan43: Go beat tree.


You got the wrong nazi.

Hard to keep track of them all I know.
 
2021-08-16 9:01:49 PM  
Ending our tenure in Afghanistan, and Biden's bumbling of the final withdrawal are two separate items.

It's good that we're leaving Afghanistan, this clusterfark that's going on with the withdrawal is bad and was wholly orchestrated under Biden's watch.

Quit wrapping them both together as a single issue.
 
2021-08-16 9:04:50 PM  

LurkerSupreme: Welp, I guess I'm going to miss what's happening, because every time I click the image in Twitter a popup comes up that says "don't miss what's happening."

/And then the image closes when I close the popup


It works in Incognito Mode, still, I found.  But if this is what I have to do, I'll be spending a whole lot less time clicking on Twitter links.

Instagram did the same thing recently.  They think it'll make me start an account.  Instead, it makes me never browse their site ever.
 
2021-08-16 9:05:37 PM  

ISmartAllMyOwnPosts: Ending our tenure in Afghanistan, and Biden's bumbling of the final withdrawal are two separate items.

It's good that we're leaving Afghanistan, this clusterfark that's going on with the withdrawal is bad and was wholly orchestrated under Biden's watch.

Quit wrapping them both together as a single issue.


Yer so cute I could pinch yer cheeks ,
little one.
 
2021-08-16 9:06:40 PM  

ThePea: I wouldn't usually wish for someone to be de-gloved publicly, repeatedly & on camera, but I find myself making an exception for Josh Hawley & all the wastes of sperm who think like him.


Oh, god, that's just horrible even to think of.
 
2021-08-16 9:10:05 PM  

ISmartAllMyOwnPosts: Ending our tenure in Afghanistan, and Biden's bumbling of the final withdrawal are two separate items.

It's good that we're leaving Afghanistan, this clusterfark that's going on with the withdrawal is bad and was wholly orchestrated under Biden's watch.

Quit wrapping them both together as a single issue.


No bobo trumpy wanted to hold a kumbaya moment with the taliban on September 11 but something happened to prevent that.  Biden didn't leave on trumpy's day, May 1, he gave the Afghans a chance to step up and they stepped down.  Other than that you are also full of shiat.
 
2021-08-16 9:11:16 PM  
You libs can deflect and spin all you want, but this whole operation has been one gigantic cluster, and it is rightfully placed at President Biden's feet.

Conservatives and Liberals both served and died there. And his ineptitude will result in the death of many Afghanis who helped us. Horrible deaths. Just because he was either inept or unprepared. Neither is an excuse. And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.
 
2021-08-16 9:18:59 PM  
It's clowns all over.

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2021-08-16 9:21:06 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.


Would you mind explaining that to the prior occupant of the White House who repeatedly and publicly refused to take responsibility for anything, please?
 
2021-08-16 9:22:29 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: You libs can deflect and spin all you want, but this whole operation has been one gigantic cluster, and it is rightfully placed at President Biden's feet.

Conservatives and Liberals both served and died there. And his ineptitude will result in the death of many Afghanis who helped us. Horrible deaths. Just because he was either inept or unprepared. Neither is an excuse. And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.


https://twitter.com/theNuzzy/status/14​27051039404957697?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%​7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E14270​51039404957697%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_​c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnewsone.com%​2F4186137%2Ftrump-afghanistan-video-br​agging%2F

Here is Donald Trump Taking all the Credit.
 
2021-08-16 9:23:47 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: You libs can deflect and spin all you want, but this whole operation has been one gigantic cluster, and it is rightfully placed at President Biden's feet.

Conservatives and Liberals both served and died there. And his ineptitude will result in the death of many Afghanis who helped us. Horrible deaths. Just because he was either inept or unprepared. Neither is an excuse. And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.


Blaming the previous administrations is 100% justified. Bush started this mess, Obama didn't get us out when he should have, and Trump negotiated the current withdrawal deal. Biden delayed it as long as he could, but there's no more road to kick the can down.

This was always going to be the result, ever since Bush abandoned Afghanistan to go play in Iraq instead of actually doing the work of building a strong, stable government and military in the latter.
 
2021-08-16 9:27:40 PM  

austerity101: LurkerSupreme: Welp, I guess I'm going to miss what's happening, because every time I click the image in Twitter a popup comes up that says "don't miss what's happening."

/And then the image closes when I close the popup

It works in Incognito Mode, still, I found.  But if this is what I have to do, I'll be spending a whole lot less time clicking on Twitter links.

Instagram did the same thing recently.  They think it'll make me start an account.  Instead, it makes me never browse their site ever.


Right after I posted that I did a little more research and determined that clearing my cookies related to Twitter also stops the popups. I'm of the same opinion, I have absolutely no desire to create a Twitter account, but I do unfortunately end up following links to Twitter fairly frequently.
 
2021-08-16 9:31:28 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: You libs can deflect and spin all you want, but this whole operation has been one gigantic cluster, and it is rightfully placed at President Biden's feet.

Conservatives and Liberals both served and died there. And his ineptitude will result in the death of many Afghanis who helped us. Horrible deaths. Just because he was either inept or unprepared. Neither is an excuse. And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.


Now do trumps response to covid. You know, when he didn't a f'n thing because he thought it was only going to kill people in blue states.
 
2021-08-16 9:34:05 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: You libs can deflect and spin all you want, but this whole operation has been one gigantic cluster, and it is rightfully placed at President Biden's feet.

Conservatives and Liberals both served and died there. And his ineptitude will result in the death of many Afghanis who helped us. Horrible deaths. Just because he was either inept or unprepared. Neither is an excuse. And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.


Look, here's Trump blaming Obama for a lack of covid tests. I know there's a fark thread on it. Find your post lambasting Trump in it, please....

www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/13/coronavir​u​s-trump-says-i-dont-take-responsibilit​y-at-all-for-lack-of-tests.html
 
2021-08-16 9:35:23 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: You libs can deflect and spin all you want, but this whole operation has been one gigantic cluster, and it is rightfully placed at President Biden's feet.

Conservatives and Liberals both served and died there. And his ineptitude will result in the death of many Afghanis who helped us. Horrible deaths. Just because he was either inept or unprepared. Neither is an excuse. And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.


Is this a parody of what Josh said?  Or do you smell burned toast right now?
 
2021-08-16 9:37:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: ThePea: I wouldn't usually wish for someone to be de-gloved publicly, repeatedly & on camera, but I find myself making an exception for Josh Hawley & all the wastes of sperm who think like him.

Oh, god, that's just horrible even to think of.


It is, after witnessing multiple degloving incidents in factories I still think it's not enough for the traitors like Mr. Hawley.

/Listen up you chucklefarks when I tell you to take the rings off of your hands when you're working on the press take your farking rings off.

//I really hate temps
 
2021-08-16 9:40:11 PM  

LeoffDaGrate: BigGrnEggGriller: You libs can deflect and spin all you want, but this whole operation has been one gigantic cluster, and it is rightfully placed at President Biden's feet.

Conservatives and Liberals both served and died there. And his ineptitude will result in the death of many Afghanis who helped us. Horrible deaths. Just because he was either inept or unprepared. Neither is an excuse. And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.

Is this a parody of what Josh said?  Or do you smell burned toast right now?


Nah, just GOP cultist angry trolling. This guy will never be able to offer more than half thought screeds in support of his tribe.
 
2021-08-16 9:41:45 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: DocUi: Watching Hal Sparks just chew up Dry Vagina lover Ben S' little tirade on the withdrawal  was *chef kiss*

I don't know who that is or what tirade you speak of but upon googling i found this highly enjoyable flooding of a red state capitol


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I should build an ark.

Or just buy the goddamn sailboat already!
 
2021-08-16 9:46:53 PM  
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2021-08-16 9:58:47 PM  

LordJiro: BigGrnEggGriller: You libs can deflect and spin all you want, but this whole operation has been one gigantic cluster, and it is rightfully placed at President Biden's feet.

Conservatives and Liberals both served and died there. And his ineptitude will result in the death of many Afghanis who helped us. Horrible deaths. Just because he was either inept or unprepared. Neither is an excuse. And to blame the "previous administration" is pure cowardice.

Blaming the previous administrations is 100% justified. Bush started this mess, Obama didn't get us out when he should have, and Trump negotiated the current withdrawal deal. Biden delayed it as long as he could, but there's no more road to kick the can down.

This was always going to be the result, ever since Bush abandoned Afghanistan to go play in Iraq instead of actually doing the work of building a strong, stable government and military in the latter.


To be fair to Obama he tried multiple times to get the peace process started between the various militia groups and the government of Afghanistan in an effort to build legitimacy. The 2010 Afghan Peace Jirga, the start of talks in Germany between the Obama Administration and the Taliban, the negotiated peace between the Afghan Government and the HIA in 2016, etc. However given the absolute shiat storm that happened when during the Iranian Nuclear Deal (JCPOA), I wouldn't be shocked if he determined that he simply didnt have the political capital to push forward.

Obama's biggest failing is really America's biggest failing since Kissinger -- that the state department has withered on the vine and in the place of diplomacy we have substituted hellfire missiles. American presidents have decided that you don't need peace talks or the exert soft power, when you can simply pay Raytheon a couple million.

Given every one's comparisons between Saigon in '75 and Kabul in '21, I am honestly more interested in an analysis of the path to the deal and the circumstances surrounding it. Specifically any potential influence of foreign actors like Qatar, Russia, and China upon the diplomats like Nixon's Chennault Affair or Raegan's Iran-Contra.
 
2021-08-16 10:06:16 PM  
Can't have the blame without the credit, so if Biden has to own the chaotic pullout, then he gets credit for getting us out of a 20 year quagmire.
 
2021-08-16 10:08:57 PM  
I propose that Josh Hawley headbutts the sidewalk until he's a vegetable. All in favor?
 
2021-08-16 10:11:09 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I propose that Josh Hawley headbutts the sidewalk until he's a vegetable. All in favor?


AYE
 
2021-08-16 10:11:34 PM  
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Look like the talibans are great fans of Trump
 
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