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(Fox 29 San Antonio)   Today's reason for a Texas tag: Speeding driver crashes into parked car at high speed. Three neighbors come to driver's aid. Driver shoots all three, killing one. Fourth neighbor arrives to help and shoots driver dead   (foxsanantonio.com) divider line
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5719 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 12 Aug 2021 at 1:49 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-08-12 1:11:33 PM  
Wtf???
 
2021-08-12 1:18:50 PM  

rukie: Wtf???


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2021-08-12 1:36:07 PM  
Welcome to Texas, here's you gun and bottle of Jack Daniels.
 
2021-08-12 1:37:23 PM  

Combustion: rukie: Wtf???

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It's not drugs; it's Texas..(tm)
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-08-12 1:40:45 PM  
Being a good samaritan is punishable by death in America. Thanks guns!
 
2021-08-12 1:50:33 PM  
Is there video footage of this?!!!
 
2021-08-12 1:50:48 PM  
Heres that "polite society" the NRA promised us!
 
2021-08-12 1:50:53 PM  

rukie: Wtf???


Standing his ground, obviously
 
2021-08-12 1:50:55 PM  
Ummm...The Aristocrats?
 
2021-08-12 1:51:27 PM  
It's a good thing people had ready access to deadly weapons because reasons..

They sure are showing that King of England up aren't they?
 
2021-08-12 1:51:54 PM  
An armed society is a polite society :-)
 
2021-08-12 1:52:47 PM  

docilej: Is there video footage of this?!!!


Reservoir Dogs (3/12) Movie CLIP - Pink's Escape (1992) HD
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2021-08-12 1:53:03 PM  

chewd: Heres that "polite society" the NRA promised us!


Everyone said please and thank you between gunshots.  It was totally polite.
 
2021-08-12 1:54:18 PM  
So a whole bunch of Texans died? Sounds like a win for the rest of us.
 
2021-08-12 1:54:23 PM  
So Texas is basically the first Mad Max movie: lots of guns, no reliable power sources, people shooting each other willy-nilly without any legal repercussions, and a governor who just keeps yelling about freedumbs.

Great. Someone should hire a bunch of war dogs and strap the Doof Warrior to the front of his truck.
 
2021-08-12 1:54:56 PM  
No mention of the SUSPECT....makes you go hummmmm
 
2021-08-12 1:55:04 PM  
that is so fecking funny
 
2021-08-12 1:55:15 PM  
Wasn't this an episode of "Law & Order"? I feel like it probably was.
 
2021-08-12 1:57:10 PM  
I'm not clear on something- why didn't the first three neighbors have guns? I thought this was Texas... I could understand if maybe they were caught off guard, but you'd think at least one would have gotten off a shot. I'm calling bull, this is more of a Chicago story.

No wait, that doesn't work, still not enough guns.

A Florida story? Yep, that's the right balance of guns and WTF.
 
2021-08-12 1:57:28 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Wasn't this an episode of "Law & Order"? I feel like it probably was.


Nah.  It was an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger.
 
2021-08-12 1:57:49 PM  

p51d007: No mention of the SUSPECT....makes you go hummmmm


Mom?
 
2021-08-12 2:00:10 PM  
Years ago my GF at the time lived in San Antonio. So I go to visit her and her parents. Meet her father who has some massive handgun in the glove compartment of his truck. (He was a long haul driver). I ask why and he says "To shoot the armadillos, of course, when the cops pull you over for something stupid."

/not my GF much longer after that.
//Never been back to Texas after that either
///Texas is weird.
 
2021-08-12 2:01:05 PM  
Ok, but if I understand American law properly, the fourth person gets to keep the car.
 
2021-08-12 2:01:17 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Welcome to Texas, here's you gun and bottle of Jack Daniels.


Fireball.
 
2021-08-12 2:01:52 PM  
If the 3 people that came to help would have been armed, this would not have happened. They are to blame. They got what they deserved for not being true 2A 'Mericans. Moar guns are always the answer.

/S

There was a parody movie of the Blaxploitation movies. A guy loads up with guns. Then he accidentally fires one and they all start to go off. I wanted to post that clip but I can't find it.
 
2021-08-12 2:07:29 PM  

FarkingChas: If the 3 people that came to help would have been armed, this would not have happened. They are to blame. They got what they deserved for not being true 2A 'Mericans. Moar guns are always the answer.

/S

There was a parody movie of the Blaxploitation movies. A guy loads up with guns. Then he accidentally fires one and they all start to go off. I wanted to post that clip but I can't find it.


It was from  "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"

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2021-08-12 2:07:31 PM  

Opacity: I'm not clear on something- why didn't the first three neighbors have guns? I thought this was Texas... I could understand if maybe they were caught off guard, but you'd think at least one would have gotten off a shot. I'm calling bull, this is more of a Chicago story.


Contrary to popular belief, we don't carry guns everywhere.  And when we do, it is primarily when there is a higher than normal chance of spontaneous hoedowns.
 
BBH
2021-08-12 2:07:40 PM  

FarkingChas: If the 3 people that came to help would have been armed, this would not have happened. They are to blame. They got what they deserved for not being true 2A 'Mericans. Moar guns are always the answer.

/S

There was a parody movie of the Blaxploitation movies. A guy loads up with guns. Then he accidentally fires one and they all start to go off. I wanted to post that clip but I can't find it.


Is this the one?

I'm Gonna Git u Sucka Gun Scene
Youtube SvE8-VAyTY8
 
2021-08-12 2:08:08 PM  

farker99: Years ago my GF at the time lived in San Antonio. So I go to visit her and her parents. Meet her father who has some massive handgun in the glove compartment of his truck. (He was a long haul driver). I ask why and he says "To shoot the armadillos, of course, when the cops pull you over for something stupid."

/not my GF much longer after that.
//Never been back to Texas after that either
///Texas is weird.


I spent about a week from Dallas to Austin. Reminds me a lot of the dichotomy between Louisville and the rest of KY - a little oasis of the 21st century surrounded by redneck wastelands dotting an otherwise beautiful landscape.
 
2021-08-12 2:09:37 PM  

p51d007: No mention of the SUSPECT....makes you go hummmmm


The article says she was female. What are you implying?
 
2021-08-12 2:10:58 PM  
Texas question: Why is it legal to smoke meat but not smoke plants?
 
2021-08-12 2:11:22 PM  
Mr. Shabooboo:

It was from  "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"

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Yes. Thank you.
 
2021-08-12 2:11:37 PM  

WastrelWay: Texas question: Why is it legal to smoke meat but not smoke plants?


Because that would mean that rednecks would have to admit being incorrect and they won't
 
2021-08-12 2:11:55 PM  
Chuggernaut is a curse upon this thread.
 
2021-08-12 2:15:03 PM  
BBH:
Is this the one?

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Yes. Thanks to you too.
 
2021-08-12 2:18:06 PM  

neongoats: So a whole bunch of Texans died? Sounds like a win for the rest of us.


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2021-08-12 2:18:47 PM  
Oh wow guns made the situation worse how weird.
 
2021-08-12 2:21:28 PM  
Holy shiat. Fark Texas.  What a stupid state.
 
2021-08-12 2:22:28 PM  

UberDave: Opacity: I'm not clear on something- why didn't the first three neighbors have guns? I thought this was Texas... I could understand if maybe they were caught off guard, but you'd think at least one would have gotten off a shot. I'm calling bull, this is more of a Chicago story.

Contrary to popular belief, we don't carry guns everywhere.  And when we do, it is primarily when there is a higher than normal chance of spontaneous hoedowns.


Someone getting into an accident isn't cause for a hoedown? Even if the driver was a woman?
 
2021-08-12 2:24:54 PM  
I bet this crazy woman was from New England.
 
2021-08-12 2:25:40 PM  
I hope 2/3 of them get the farking Covid or freeze to death this winter.
 
2021-08-12 2:27:47 PM  

Xai: Being a good samaritan is punishable by death in America. Thanks guns!


And just who is this story is the good Samaritan?
 
2021-08-12 2:29:14 PM  
Wow, no details at all. Time for the wild speculation to begin!

Drunk driver maybe? Folks come out "you hit my car ya drunk biatch, I'm calling the cops!" She gets out and pulls the gun to intimidate but accidentally fires and goes with option F: fark it and keeps blasting...

Okay, your turn!
 
2021-08-12 2:29:49 PM  

sugar_fetus: Xai: Being a good samaritan is punishable by death in America. Thanks guns!

And just who is this story is the good Samaritan?


The 3 that came to help?
 
2021-08-12 2:30:00 PM  

docilej: Is there video footage of this?!!!


Ring video should be coming out.
 
2021-08-12 2:30:15 PM  

One Size Fits Some: Wow, no details at all. Time for the wild speculation to begin!

Drunk driver maybe? Folks come out "you hit my car ya drunk biatch, I'm calling the cops!" She gets out and pulls the gun to intimidate but accidentally fires and goes with option F: fark it and keeps blasting...

Okay, your turn!


What's the over/under on the driver being soused?
 
2021-08-12 2:30:36 PM  
But was she hot?
 
2021-08-12 2:32:00 PM  
Welcome to Texas!

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2021-08-12 2:33:13 PM  

Snort: But was she hot?


Beaded on the article, she's ambient temperature now.
 
2021-08-12 2:33:42 PM  
Ask any American if they know what to do in a ZOMBIE attack.
They will all tell you, shoot them in the head.

But there are no zombies. You would need to know kungfuvoodoo to make them, and that doesn't exist, either. But every American of any age will tell you how to handle this impossible situation.

Zombies are not a real threat.

Know what is a real threat?

At any given moment, some American, most often Caucasian, will whip out a gun and start blasting away in public.

Real threat.
No one wants to talk about the problem. And more importantly, the solution.

Because they fear.

What do they fear, you ask?

They fear someone's going to take their guns away.

And with brains like that, even if zombies were real, they wouldn't want to eat us.
 
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