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2021-08-12 8:32:09 AM  
What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
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/meditative
 
2021-08-12 8:52:58 AM  
Maybe ask yourself why you are being monitored?
 
2021-08-12 8:53:34 AM  
"I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... "


Wow. Just wow.
 
2021-08-12 8:55:46 AM  

Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
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/meditative


He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.
 
2021-08-12 8:56:10 AM  
"You don't want to go on TV"

Riiiiight -- heaven forbid you said something stupid on TV, ever.
 
2021-08-12 8:57:27 AM  

mcmnky: "I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... "


Wow. Just wow.


Except he assumes bad motives for better than half of all Americans every night on his show. Or are "those people" not Americans?
 
2021-08-12 8:58:31 AM  
America's 8 million dollar a year propagandist claims what now?

I believe the part about him trying to interview Putin but practically nothing else.
 
2021-08-12 8:59:38 AM  

mcmnky: "I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... "


Wow. Just wow.


"I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... "

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2021-08-12 9:06:34 AM  
"I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know,"

I mean... can i have some of the drugs this guy is on?
 
2021-08-12 9:09:10 AM  
On Glenn Beck's show? Is tuck looking for advice on what to do when Fox dumps him?

Remember, Glenn also had Fox's highest rated show when he got fired. Rupert doesn't like having a high-rated property that he can't sell to advertisers.
 
2021-08-12 9:09:38 AM  

NewportBarGuy: "I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know,"

I mean... can i have some of the drugs this guy is on?


Just sucking on the fumes of this....

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2021-08-12 9:09:43 AM  
Tucker in response to being called a nutcase:

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2021-08-12 9:11:09 AM  
I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... But I think if you're paying attention, you're deeply concerned about where we're going."

What is this? Opposite Day?

Jail him...and throw away the key.
 
2021-08-12 9:13:11 AM  
"Everywhere I go, I leave a trail of dead bodies.  Why are the FBI tailing me?"

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2021-08-12 9:13:25 AM  

stoli n coke: On Glenn Beck's show? Is tuck looking for advice on what to do when Fox dumps him?

Remember, Glenn also had Fox's highest rated show when he got fired. Rupert doesn't like having a high-rated property that he can't sell to advertisers.


He went from having a multimedia empire worth several hundred million to almost bankrupt overnight. Too bad it didn't finish him.
 
2021-08-12 9:14:44 AM  
I would like to take this moment to thank the government for monitoring Tucker Carlson.  His "speech" (complete utter bullsh*t) for the most part is protected but we've been in a gray area where his "speech" (f*cking lying sh*tbag) is reaching millions and prompting some of them to act violently or recklessly as a result of these lies.

So monitor away.  And if you can legally nail him to a wall, do it.  But if not, just continue to monitor.
 
2021-08-12 9:17:12 AM  

NewportBarGuy: stoli n coke: On Glenn Beck's show? Is tuck looking for advice on what to do when Fox dumps him?

Remember, Glenn also had Fox's highest rated show when he got fired. Rupert doesn't like having a high-rated property that he can't sell to advertisers.

He went from having a multimedia empire worth several hundred million to almost bankrupt overnight. Too bad it didn't finish him.


Give it time. The number of cable and satellite customers in America dropped another 20% over the last 5 years.
 
2021-08-12 9:17:55 AM  

Vacation Bible School: mcmnky: "I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... "


Wow. Just wow.

Except he assumes bad motives for better than half of all Americans every night on his show. Or are "those people" not Americans?


That's the problem, him and most other Conservatives don't see people who are non Conservatives as being actual Americans, despite those people following actual American values more closely than the average Conservative.
 
2021-08-12 9:19:02 AM  

gunga galunga: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
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/meditative

He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.


Us Canadians take a lot of crap here on Fark, and we get it, you're envious of us but this crosses a line.
No real Canadian is friends with TucKKKer, we will not stand for this insult!

/Sorry for losing my temper
//I offers maple syrup as compensation
/// second rate syrup
//// Who am I kidding, you'll get the good stuff
// Sorry again.
 
2021-08-12 9:19:39 AM  

Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
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/meditative


Ed Truz and Jon Rohnson.  You wouldn't know them.
 
2021-08-12 9:20:43 AM  

Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
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/meditative


Tucker Carlson has lost it
 
2021-08-12 9:21:20 AM  

Vacation Bible School: mcmnky: "I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... "


Wow. Just wow.

Except he assumes bad motives for better than half of all Americans every night on his show. Or are "those people" not Americans?


I doubt he thinks of us as human much less as Americans
 
2021-08-12 9:21:40 AM  

grokca: gunga galunga: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image 425x276]

/meditative

He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.

Us Canadians take a lot of crap here on Fark, and we get it, you're envious of us but this crosses a line.
No real Canadian is friends with TucKKKer, we will not stand for this insult!


Except for Rafael "The Alberta Adonis" Cruz.
 
2021-08-12 9:23:35 AM  

stoli n coke: grokca: gunga galunga: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image 425x276]

/meditative

He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.

Us Canadians take a lot of crap here on Fark, and we get it, you're envious of us but this crosses a line.
No real Canadian is friends with TucKKKer, we will not stand for this insult!

Except for Rafael "The Alberta Adonis" Cruz.


I said real Canadian.
 
2021-08-12 9:23:43 AM  

stoli n coke: grokca: gunga galunga: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image 425x276]

/meditative

He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.

Us Canadians take a lot of crap here on Fark, and we get it, you're envious of us but this crosses a line.
No real Canadian is friends with TucKKKer, we will not stand for this insult!

Except for Rafael "The Alberta Adonis" Cruz.


Close the internet. Nothing better will be written today
 
2021-08-12 9:24:15 AM  

NewportBarGuy: stoli n coke: On Glenn Beck's show? Is tuck looking for advice on what to do when Fox dumps him?

Remember, Glenn also had Fox's highest rated show when he got fired. Rupert doesn't like having a high-rated property that he can't sell to advertisers.

He went from having a multimedia empire worth several hundred million to almost bankrupt overnight. Too bad it didn't finish him.


Someone is funding him.
 
2021-08-12 9:24:38 AM  

mcmnky: "I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... "


Wow. Just wow.


Maybe none of that, but he's certainly one of the most delusional I've ever seen.
 
2021-08-12 9:26:25 AM  

Latinwolf: That's the problem, him and most other Conservatives don't see people who are non Conservatives as being actual Americans


Or even HUMAN, for that matter.
 
2021-08-12 9:27:31 AM  
I mean I've felt like the target of a widesweeping dragnet probe since 2017 but a total of 3 doctors have insisted it's a delusion and psychic spies aren't real and I've been forced onto meds that make me shake.

Since it's all a delusion that means the absurd things they say are just my brain inventing fake news to torment me with, including but not limited to:

- Putin is a CIA plant and they refuse to stop him
- space aliens are bug eyed with pointy teeth, red lips and orange Trump-like skin
- most of the space aliens at area 51 were genocided
- I'm somehow a "pedo sleeper agent sniper heroin addict serial killer who counterfeits money and commits copyright infringement by quoting books and hurts small animals", like what even, that's just a list of paranoid thoughts mash with true crime junk tv, not my real life. Exploitative spies torment me for fun and say criminal nonsense is my life.

I cannot take psychic spies seriously, they have to be a delusion, otherwise things are very farked up and whistles must be blown and alarms sounded.

53 tally marks counting when they've said "change the story" in order to conceal the record of inciting me to ire by torturing me, so far just this day. I'm a fish in a tank and they strike the glass.

I am a crazy lunatic voice hearing psychotic, I feel like Tucker Carlson right now, THAT'S GROSS!

Generally it's very beneficial to talk out the delusions and see how stupid they look in text. So that's why this post is here. Usually I litter mental health thoughts elsewhere but I'm having a rough summer and politics is snared in my delusions.

/also am subby and it doesn't hurt my feelings to funny this post.
//my life feels like a bad joke X-File.
///This post is my lived experience, it's some quick snapshots of the unending, terrorizing yip yap coming endlessly from my own mind.
 
2021-08-12 9:28:06 AM  

grokca: gunga galunga: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image 425x276]

/meditative

He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.

Us Canadians take a lot of crap here on Fark, and we get it, you're envious of us but this crosses a line.
No real Canadian is friends with TucKKKer, we will not stand for this insult!

/Sorry for losing my temper
//I offers maple syrup as compensation
/// second rate syrup
//// Who am I kidding, you'll get the good stuff
// Sorry again.


I love Canadians. So polite. Can I move to your country, pay my taxes, and get health care that won't break the bank if I have to take an aspirin in the hospital?
 
2021-08-12 9:29:18 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: NewportBarGuy: stoli n coke: On Glenn Beck's show? Is tuck looking for advice on what to do when Fox dumps him?

Remember, Glenn also had Fox's highest rated show when he got fired. Rupert doesn't like having a high-rated property that he can't sell to advertisers.

He went from having a multimedia empire worth several hundred million to almost bankrupt overnight. Too bad it didn't finish him.

Someone is funding him.


That's my theory... Mercers or someone like them. He speaks to the idiot brigade and they need to have people on the air 24/7 in every market to keep feeding them their bullsh*t.

There were a few good write ups about him firing everyone, selling his plane, the failure of his little Jonestown HOA Village... then all of a sudden he was sucking Trump's dick and all of the bad press stopped.
 
2021-08-12 9:33:33 AM  
"I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know,"

I could think I'm the greatest bestest most wonderfullest person I know but that doesn't make it true. Then again, I'm not some smarmy rich kid who gets high on his own farts so maybe Tucker just has a different perspective than I do.

Also found this gem on his wiki page: After college, Carlson tried to join the Central Intelligence Agency, but his application was denied, after which he decided to pursue a career in journalism with the encouragement of his father, who advised him that "they'll take anybody."
So I guess it could've been worse, Tucky-Tuck could've been overthrowing governments & installing puppet dictators, instead he get his own TV show to spew his crap to a flock of idiots.
 
2021-08-12 9:34:30 AM  
At this point one can only assume Tucker Carlson is off his meds or he just doesn't know what is going on. Interviewing Putin is fine if you're from a trusted news outlet, not Fox which dabbles in outright lies half the time.
 
2021-08-12 9:35:37 AM  
Have you thought about NOT contacting people being investigated? You can't complain about wiretaps if YOU call the number being monitored.
 
2021-08-12 9:36:42 AM  
Oh hey, it's another Trump-fellating Republican (like Stone, Flynn, Half Scoop, Kushner, etc.) who got caught talking to America's enemies, and immediately starts crying about "Why are they spying on me?"

Once again, for the dipsh*ts in the Trumpanzee Section: America actively spies on our enemies. When you engage in conversations with America's enemies, those conversations are recorded.

America isn't spying on YOU on purpose, but maybe we need to have a talk about what you're talking about with America's enemies.
 
2021-08-12 9:37:35 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image image 425x276]

/meditative

Tucker Carlson has lost it


You cannot lose something you never had.
 
2021-08-12 9:40:04 AM  

gunga galunga: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image 425x276]

/meditative

He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.


So it's Ted Cruz, got it. ;)
 
2021-08-12 9:40:39 AM  
""I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck."

Well, one of those was right......
 
2021-08-12 9:42:09 AM  
His entire point seems to be that he thinks he should be able to give the president of Russia a little ring-a-ding-ding and the NSA shouldn't ever be able to know about it. As if keeping tabs on that isn't basically the point of having that agency.
 
2021-08-12 9:46:56 AM  
The only moment of Zen with Tucker we want.
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2021-08-12 9:48:46 AM  

Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image image 425x276]

/meditative


The same senator who sat alongside an unnamed sitting supreme court justice who told Matt Drudge his site was going to be shut down?

That was a has-been news blog. This was Fixed Noowz's top rated show.

This is a scary trend and people are frighteningly willing to swallow this bullshiat without question.
 
2021-08-12 9:49:17 AM  

AdrienVeidt: The only moment of Zen with Tucker we want.
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2021-08-12 9:56:45 AM  

grokca: stoli n coke: grokca: gunga galunga: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image 425x276]

/meditative

He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.

Us Canadians take a lot of crap here on Fark, and we get it, you're envious of us but this crosses a line.
No real Canadian is friends with TucKKKer, we will not stand for this insult!

Except for Rafael "The Alberta Adonis" Cruz.

I said real Canadian.


He was weened on your bagged milk and timbits.
 
2021-08-12 10:04:29 AM  

Vacation Bible School: mcmnky: "I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck. "I never assume bad motives on the part of any American... "


Wow. Just wow.

Except he assumes bad motives for better than half of all Americans every night on his show. Or are "those people" not Americans?


No, no, no, we can't confuse the REAL Tucker with the SHOW Tucker.  Everyone knows, courtesy of legal battles, that the SHOW Tucker is so over the top, there is no reasonable expectation that anyone would rationally believe his statements.

/actual legal decision
 
2021-08-12 10:06:08 AM  

stoli n coke: grokca: stoli n coke: grokca: gunga galunga: Purple_Urkle: What "friend"?
Which "trusted senator"?
[Fark user image 425x276]

/meditative

He lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.

Us Canadians take a lot of crap here on Fark, and we get it, you're envious of us but this crosses a line.
No real Canadian is friends with TucKKKer, we will not stand for this insult!

Except for Rafael "The Alberta Adonis" Cruz.

I said real Canadian.

He was weened on your bagged milk and timbits.


No bagged milk in Alberta. No Timmies in Alberta until 1995.

Nice try though.
 
2021-08-12 10:07:22 AM  

NewportBarGuy: AdrienVeidt: The only moment of Zen with Tucker we want.
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Hanging James Franco won't solve anything.  Well, not much, anyway.
 
2021-08-12 10:11:49 AM  
Tucker Carlson knows he is about to get caught up in sedition/treason.

They were not surveilling him.  They were surveilling known enemies of the state and Tucker was calling them and there was such a worry about what on in those conversations which cause him to get unmasked.

All of these "they been spying on me" shiat dribbles running out of his month is him trying to get ahead of the whole thing.  He is trying to create a narrative that the "deep state" is coming after him.

Why in the fark would Carlson personally be reaching out to Putin's people?  There are protocols for that shiat and Carlson is not a government employee nor is he ,according to Fox, a real reporter.

So then what does he do?  He flies to Hungary to be a keynote speaker with a fascist, white supremacist dictator who is also an enemy of the USA.

If we are able to find out publicly this amount of shady behavior imagine all the crazy shiat we did not find out about.

Tucker is coordinating with the enemy.  He literally is a modern day Tokyo Rose who volunteered willingly to brainwash/propagandize the weak minded in his own country.

He is a traitor.
 
2021-08-12 10:19:23 AM  
Go build a shine box in your Maine woodshop then fu*king get it co*kbag. The NSA wasn't going to use your dirty txt's to Russian hookers to trash you. Look asshole they scan everybody's data/txt/voice/creditcard transactions, legally all with the help of the big companies that pay your salary in fox ad dollars or what you don't get from Russia.  Anyone in IT knew this well before it was proven with published leaks. They helped build the giant data centers. Even the stupid shiat we typed right here is going through them.

Oh and Glen Beck go fry some chicken. Fox News is the reason this infrastructure was funded and built.

/notice how he said the CIA wouldn't hire him.
//if it's true how he even applied for a job.
///Hi NSA
 
2021-08-12 10:26:29 AM  
"I think I'm the least paranoid, sunniest, most optimistic, naive person I know," Carlson added in his interview with Beck, as the two snorted rope-thick rails of cocaine off each other's asses.

FTFY.
 
2021-08-12 10:27:29 AM  

theflatline: He is a traitor.


This x1000
 
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