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2021-08-12 1:19:16 PM  
After Catwoman, the injuries are a cry for help.
 
2021-08-12 1:21:32 PM  
I got a brain injury from watching Catwoman, so we're even
 
2021-08-12 1:30:03 PM  
I hear she got her pelvis banged 20° off center by Billy Bob.
 
2021-08-12 2:11:04 PM  

nocturn: I hear she got her pelvis banged 20° off center by Billy Bob.


That scene put me off sex for a month.
 
2021-08-12 2:11:43 PM  
I wonder if she has osteoporosis.  Some black women have a real problem with lactose, avoid dairy and end up with fragile bones.
 
2021-08-12 2:12:25 PM  

UberNeuman: nocturn: I hear she got her pelvis banged 20° off center by Billy Bob.

That scene put me off sex for a month.


It didn't make you feel good?
 
2021-08-12 2:21:39 PM  
Did her nipples get sunburned during the filming of Swordfish?
 
2021-08-12 2:33:42 PM  
The hell is she clumsy or something
 
2021-08-12 2:41:57 PM  
I didn't realize this was a thing.
 
2021-08-12 2:57:00 PM  

Marcos P: The hell is she clumsy or something


You wouldn't ever dare question her athletic prowess if you saw her basketball skills in Catwoman
 
2021-08-12 3:09:02 PM  

UberNeuman: nocturn: I hear she got her pelvis banged 20° off center by Billy Bob.

That scene put me off sex for a month.


Rubbed it raw huh.
 
2021-08-12 3:21:35 PM  
I remember John Ford's softcore photo shoots.
 
2021-08-12 3:24:00 PM  
A thin woman in her 50s breaking bones? It made me think of osteoporosis too.
 
2021-08-12 4:02:06 PM  
I would be more than happy to kiss her boo boo. And it don't matter where it is.
 
2021-08-12 4:03:37 PM  

UberNeuman: nocturn: I hear she got her pelvis banged 20° off center by Billy Bob.

That scene put me off sex for a month.


Yeah. Sure. That's why you weren't getting any.
 
2021-08-12 4:07:28 PM  
Broken ribs? *scoff*

/not like it was a foot
//or something
 
2021-08-12 4:08:51 PM  
I got hurt wearing jeans and watching the sunbathing scene in 'Swordfish'


/yowza
 
2021-08-12 4:31:25 PM  
I watched X2 last weekend, she is terrible in it.  I remember really liking that movie when it came out, and it's still pretty good, but her acting is so flat and monotone.
 
2021-08-12 4:46:24 PM  

stuhayes2010: I watched X2 last weekend, she is terrible in it.  I remember really liking that movie when it came out, and it's still pretty good, but her acting is so flat and monotone.


Unpopular opinion: all of the Singer X-Men movies are bad. Good casting can only get you so far, especially when it's only half the cast who are good.

Hell, I might say all X-Men movies are bad*, except maybe First Class.


*Haven't seen Dark Phoenix yet
 
2021-08-12 5:02:53 PM  

Mr Tarantula: stuhayes2010: I watched X2 last weekend, she is terrible in it.  I remember really liking that movie when it came out, and it's still pretty good, but her acting is so flat and monotone.

Unpopular opinion: all of the Singer X-Men movies are bad. Good casting can only get you so far, especially when it's only half the cast who are good.

Hell, I might say all X-Men movies are bad*, except maybe First Class.


*Haven't seen Dark Phoenix yet


Don't see it. Its really boring an uninspired. I can't believe that they could take the storyline that originally got me into the X men and screw it up not once but twice. Then again the Phoenix saga needs an Avenger style treatment.
 
2021-08-12 5:07:41 PM  
I didnt see that movie so imma uselessly complain
 
2021-08-12 6:13:07 PM  
 
2021-08-12 7:31:06 PM  

Mr Tarantula: stuhayes2010: I watched X2 last weekend, she is terrible in it.  I remember really liking that movie when it came out, and it's still pretty good, but her acting is so flat and monotone.

Unpopular opinion: all of the Singer X-Men movies are bad. Good casting can only get you so far, especially when it's only half the cast who are good.

Hell, I might say all X-Men movies are bad*, except maybe First Class.


*Haven't seen Dark Phoenix yet

Dark Phoenix

is good if you wanted to substitute bad performances.  Halle Berry in X2 is like Meryl Streep next to Sophie Turner (although I don't think Sophie's broken any bones yet).
 
2021-08-13 1:30:06 AM  
The volunteer to nurse her back to health.
 
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