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2021-08-11 9:11:07 PM  
Why is he not charged with attempted murder
 
2021-08-11 9:22:02 PM  

khitsicker: Why is he not charged with attempted murder


It's Arkansas.

The man was in jail on suspicion of domestic battering and tampering with physical evidence.

See? Just a li'l dust-up between the two. He's sorry, I'm sure, just as I'm sure he'll never do it again.

/s
 
2021-08-11 10:25:35 PM  
Y'all queda
 
2021-08-12 12:00:26 AM  
"the reason he shot her was because he wanted her out of his life"

Pretty sure that's going to be the case now.
 
2021-08-12 12:01:46 AM  
More accurately, "Not tonight dear, YOU have a headache."
 
2021-08-12 12:02:24 AM  
Arkansas foreplay
 
2021-08-12 12:04:57 AM  
Y'all can RTFA? Must be nice. Yahoo stopped working for me a few days ago after updating my browser & ad blockers.
 
2021-08-12 12:06:52 AM  
And a small detail in this to be sure, but enjoy not legally owning a gun again.
 
2021-08-12 12:07:43 AM  
Violent assholes get so indignant when you insinuate that they're violent assholes, seek to prove you're mistaken about them by committing act of violence against you.
 
2021-08-12 12:08:55 AM  

Robinfro: Y'all can RTFA? Must be nice. Yahoo stopped working for me a few days ago after updating my browser & ad blockers.


Hmm, I could read it...

...I should update my ad blocker
 
2021-08-12 12:15:09 AM  
That's funny, my wife is usually the one shooting the gun.
 
2021-08-12 12:22:13 AM  

Pincy: That's funny, my wife is usually the one shooting the gun.


Todd?
 
2021-08-12 12:23:01 AM  

nytmare: Violent assholes get so indignant when you insinuate that they're violent assholes, seek to prove you're mistaken about them by committing act of violence against you.


Ah, I see you've met my exes.
 
2021-08-12 12:23:08 AM  

khitsicker: Why is he not charged with attempted murder


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2021-08-12 12:50:28 AM  
Shot through her head,
and he's to blame,
dude, you're given love a bad name.
 
2021-08-12 1:03:26 AM  
They still have er space in Arkansas?
 
2021-08-12 2:37:23 AM  
That has to be one hell of a hard headed woman.
 
2021-08-12 3:24:35 AM  
During an interview with investigators, the man said "the reason he shot her was because he wanted her out of his life" and told them he threw the gun into Lake Fayetteville just before he was arrested, police said.

Mission accomplished but he might wish for that gun back when he meets his new bunk mate.
 
2021-08-12 4:36:31 AM  
It's shocking and appalling to learn that so many people think that a wedding vow is a universal and irreversible consent to sex. I read that spousal rape wasn't a crime in any US states until the mid-1970s or later. Hideous.
 
2021-08-12 4:54:01 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It's shocking and appalling to learn that so many people think that a wedding vow is a universal and irreversible consent to sex. I read that spousal rape wasn't a crime in any US states until the mid-1970s or later. Hideous.


It looks like spousal attempted murder isn't a crime
 
2021-08-12 7:27:52 AM  
Is anyone not wondering about the head-shot-and-survived part?
 
2021-08-12 8:14:50 AM  

Unapologetically Canadian: Is anyone not wondering about the head-shot-and-survived part?


Small caliber gun, bullet hit at an angle that went along the side of the skull instead of straight on to penetrate into the brain?

As mentioned above, I'm more surprised by no attempted murder charge when the guy literally told the cops he wanted her out of his life.
 
2021-08-12 8:21:57 AM  

nytmare: Violent assholes get so indignant when you insinuate that they're violent assholes, seek to prove you're mistaken about them by committing act of violence against you.


It takes a lot of hard work to realize how pointless violence is.
 
2021-08-12 9:54:30 AM  
I'm also pretty sure THIS might have been involved too.  ;)

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