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(NPR)   China bans karaoke of songs with titles including "I Love Taiwanese Girls," "Fart," "Beijing Hooligans" and "Don't Want to Go to School   (npr.org) divider line
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923 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2021 at 5:50 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-08-11 4:26:40 PM  
Something something grip, something something fingers.

Feckin' Pooh Bear.
 
2021-08-11 4:29:44 PM  
Wow those songs are actually...real.
 
2021-08-11 4:31:44 PM  
Don't want to go to school?  Did the CIA write that one?
 
2021-08-11 4:38:45 PM  
I know all the lyrics to "6/4/89"...  hold on, there's some angry guys waving little red books at my door.
 
2021-08-11 4:38:59 PM  
Pornhub titles, imho
 
2021-08-11 4:56:08 PM  
If they really cared about their society, they would ban Karaoke.
 
2021-08-11 5:40:52 PM  
How about, "I Left My Heart In San Francisco And Was Shot As A Traitor When I Returned To Beijing"?
 
2021-08-11 5:43:17 PM  
I remember back when my friends and I all formed a band, we were 12 and 13... the only song we knew was 'Fart'. Over and over.
 
2021-08-11 5:55:03 PM  
Next they'll ban Van Halen's Jump in factory towns.
 
2021-08-11 6:01:02 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: I remember back when my friends and I all formed a band, we were 12 and 13... the only song we knew was 'Fart'. Over and over.


i bet you guys stunk!
 
2021-08-11 6:02:21 PM  
"Don't Want to Go to School"

Fun fact: the translation of the title for the film "Risky Business" in China was "Just Send Him to University Unqualified."
 
2021-08-11 6:04:23 PM  

Isitoveryet: Monty_Zoncolan: I remember back when my friends and I all formed a band, we were 12 and 13... the only song we knew was 'Fart'. Over and over.

i bet you guys stunk!


Well, yeah for a while but you got used to it... plus we learned 'Louie, Louie', 'Fire', 'You Really Got Me' and a bunch of stuff by The Who so we filled out out set list pretty quick.
 
2021-08-11 6:07:59 PM  
What about "Winnie the Pooh and Tigger, too"?
 
2021-08-11 6:08:17 PM  
It'd be great to see what the "crimes" are. Want some rhino horns or tiger teeth? Whahoo! It's very lucky!

Sell any marijuana or ketamine (huge there), sounds like a crime.
 
2021-08-11 6:08:31 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Isitoveryet: Monty_Zoncolan: I remember back when my friends and I all formed a band, we were 12 and 13... the only song we knew was 'Fart'. Over and over.

i bet you guys stunk!

Well, yeah for a while but you got used to it... plus we learned 'Louie, Louie', 'Fire', 'You Really Got Me' and a bunch of stuff by The Who so we filled out out set list pretty quick.


i was only joking because of the 'Fart' song and now you've made me feel bad for making a joke.
good job, Monty, good job.
 
2021-08-11 6:11:30 PM  
What a coincidence. I love Taiwanese girls who fart on Beijing hooligans that don't want to go to school.
 
2021-08-11 6:12:32 PM  

whither_apophis: What about "Winnie the Pooh and Tigger, too"?


"Tigger, Please!"
 
2021-08-11 6:19:01 PM  
I think "I Love Taiwanese Girls Fart" is one song.
 
2021-08-11 6:21:28 PM  

Isitoveryet: i was only joking because of the 'Fart' song and now you've made me feel bad for making a joke.
good job, Monty, good job.


I think you only got half the entendre if the first phrase in my reply...
 
2021-08-11 6:32:26 PM  

Claude Ballse: What a coincidence. I love Taiwanese girls who fart on Beijing hooligans that don't want to go to school.


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2021-08-11 6:35:27 PM  
CPC: The biggest cowards on Earth? They seem to be out to prove it.
 
2021-08-11 6:36:20 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Don't want to go to school?  Did the CIA write that one?


teacher punch
Youtube iZEBMEQvRcQ
 
2021-08-11 6:57:33 PM  
Miay be nice to have a government willing to say what people are and aren't allowed to think and say.
 
2021-08-11 7:06:37 PM  
So, what I'm getting here is that the PRC and the US Religious Right might have more in common than you might think. Banning books, rewriting history, arresting those critical of the State, getting Hollywood to edit movies, none of this LGBT rights stuff, support of the death penalty, severe workers' rights restrictions, severe limitations for guest workers and migrant labor, a lack of women's rights, and a lack of privacy, I mean, in practice, the PRC is much better aligned than Russia has ever been.
 
2021-08-11 7:08:08 PM  
For being as allegedly powerful as they are, the CCP sure has some thin farking skin. They lose their shiat over the most minor things as if the Chinese people were farking toddlers who'll throw a temper tantrum if you don't call them by their favorite superhero name.

Their state media has been running a weeks-long campaign against Lithuania of all farking places.
 
2021-08-11 7:11:17 PM  

hubiestubert: So, what I'm getting here is that the PRC and the US Religious Right might have more in common than you might think. Banning books, rewriting history, arresting those critical of the State, getting Hollywood to edit movies, none of this LGBT rights stuff, support of the death penalty, severe workers' rights restrictions, severe limitations for guest workers and migrant labor, a lack of women's rights, and a lack of privacy, I mean, in practice, the PRC is much better aligned than Russia has ever been.


You forgot mass incarceration of minorities and using them for slave labor.

But at least the CCP is encouraging covid vaccination.
 
2021-08-11 7:14:26 PM  
Oh, yes, because not having a song about how little I wanted to go to school prevented me from feeling or acting on it...
 
2021-08-11 7:21:16 PM  

Claude Ballse: What a coincidence. I love Taiwanese girls who fart on Beijing hooligans that don't want to go to school.


If we hold rule 34 to be absolute, this exists somewhere on the internet

I'm not gonna look for it though
 
2021-08-11 7:35:11 PM  

gopher321: How about, "I Left My Heart In San Francisco And Was Shot As A Traitor When I Returned To Beijing"?


They sent my heart...to central Beijing
They sent my lungs...to Heilongjiang
One kidney went up to Laoning
The other sent out to Chongqing
My eyes to Han...in Urumqi...
 
2021-08-11 7:45:59 PM  
God is China farking annoying.
 
2021-08-11 8:08:22 PM  
Oh yeah? take this!

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2021-08-11 8:19:49 PM  

hubiestubert: So, what I'm getting here is that the PRC and the US Religious Right might have more in common than you might think. Banning books, rewriting history, arresting those critical of the State, getting Hollywood to edit movies, none of this LGBT rights stuff, support of the death penalty, severe workers' rights restrictions, severe limitations for guest workers and migrant labor, a lack of women's rights, and a lack of privacy, I mean, in practice, the PRC is much better aligned than Russia has ever been.


So is it like ccp or cpc or prc or ...

Screw it. "West Taiwan."
 
2021-08-11 9:02:05 PM  

aungen: hubiestubert: So, what I'm getting here is that the PRC and the US Religious Right might have more in common than you might think. Banning books, rewriting history, arresting those critical of the State, getting Hollywood to edit movies, none of this LGBT rights stuff, support of the death penalty, severe workers' rights restrictions, severe limitations for guest workers and migrant labor, a lack of women's rights, and a lack of privacy, I mean, in practice, the PRC is much better aligned than Russia has ever been.

So is it like ccp or cpc or prc or ...

Screw it. "West Taiwan."


or as they like to say "Rest Taiwan?
 
2021-08-11 9:22:53 PM  
Fuck Your Flag!
Youtube v-QYt3Q6RJY


Chinese punk.

(NSFW, obviously.)
 
2021-08-11 9:26:52 PM  
They're worried about promoting gambling? Seriously? Cutting back on Chinese gambling will work as well as when the Soviets tried to get Russians to cut down on drinking.
 
2021-08-11 10:17:12 PM  
Sounds like something N Korea would do.
Along with granting men just 3 hairstyles to choose from.
 
2021-08-11 11:22:38 PM  

munko: aungen: hubiestubert: So, what I'm getting here is that the PRC and the US Religious Right might have more in common than you might think. Banning books, rewriting history, arresting those critical of the State, getting Hollywood to edit movies, none of this LGBT rights stuff, support of the death penalty, severe workers' rights restrictions, severe limitations for guest workers and migrant labor, a lack of women's rights, and a lack of privacy, I mean, in practice, the PRC is much better aligned than Russia has ever been.

So is it like ccp or cpc or prc or ...

Screw it. "West Taiwan."

or as they like to say "Rest Taiwan?


I think they call it something else.  Like Sea of Japan, or whatever.
 
2021-08-12 12:50:29 AM  
Mutha (Don't Wanna Go To School Today)
Youtube w7w_BHGS00M
 
2021-08-12 8:08:56 AM  
"Fart"?

Guy farts in a singing booth
Youtube R1DwrLTYeeI
 
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