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(The Spun)   Foot? I don't need no stinkin' foot. I'm a QB not a kicker   (thespun.com) divider line
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2021-08-11 7:27:08 PM  
Alex Smith proved that.  My problem was, by the end of the game, my butthole was tired from clenching shut every time he'd get tackled.
 
2021-08-11 8:37:06 PM  
Frank Reich knows how to make Carson Wentz tick.  They should be fun to watch.
 
2021-08-11 8:42:08 PM  
George Blanda frowns on all of your shenanigans.
 
2021-08-11 10:43:26 PM  
This sounds to me like the Colts QB situation is so bad that Carson Wentz is better on one leg than Eason or Ehlinger are on both.
 
2021-08-11 10:57:46 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: George Blanda frowns on all of your shenanigans.


You spelled Tom Dempsey wrong.
 
2021-08-11 11:03:33 PM  

foo monkey: Alex Smith proved that.  My problem was, by the end of the game, my butthole was tired from clenching shut every time he'd get tackled.


Sounds like a good workout for your butt muscles.
 
2021-08-11 11:26:18 PM  
He might make it to the third quarter of game one before going out for the season.
 
2021-08-11 11:33:02 PM  
Your move Dak Prescott.
 
2021-08-11 11:44:48 PM  
What the hell is banana sauce?
 
2021-08-12 12:03:40 AM  
Did they inject him with adamantium or something?
 
2021-08-12 12:13:17 AM  

king of vegas: foo monkey: Alex Smith proved that.  My problem was, by the end of the game, my butthole was tired from clenching shut every time he'd get tackled.

Sounds like a good workout for your butt muscles.


Hey. No kink shaming! This is Fark.
 
2021-08-12 7:41:21 AM  

bluorangefyre: Did they inject him with adamantium or something?


or someone figured out even if he got this fixed within weeks he'd have another 3 to 6 month injury.

go big, collect the insurance.
 
2021-08-12 9:29:26 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: This sounds to me like the Colts QB situation is so bad that Carson Wentz is better on one leg than Eason or Ehlinger are on both.


Eason was drafted in the 4th round, and we will see what he has in a couple of days when the preseason starts against Carolina.


king of vegas: foo monkey: Alex Smith proved that.  My problem was, by the end of the game, my butthole was tired from clenching shut every time he'd get tackled.

Sounds like a good workout for your butt muscles.


Kegel exercises for men.
 
2021-08-12 10:15:04 AM  
So he'll be recovered just in time to take the field for a season ending injury.

FFS, Mr. Glass is more durable.
 
2021-08-12 11:03:06 AM  

king of vegas: foo monkey: Alex Smith proved that.  My problem was, by the end of the game, my butthole was tired from clenching shut every time he'd get tackled.

Sounds like a good workout for your butt muscles.


It's like Kegels, but for butts.
 
2021-08-12 4:16:22 PM  
Best kicker of all time (Tom Dempsey) didn't have a foot. Or only had half of one.

They changed the rule about kickers having to have a whole foot to kick with because of him.
 
2021-08-12 4:57:15 PM  
He's gonna come back too early, mess his foot back up, play through it all year, and then go Andrew Luck after sitting out a year to rehab and recover.

Rodgers to Indy 2022 - book it. Done.
 
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