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(NYPost)   Who is she to be arguing with god? (may not be sfw)   (nypost.com) divider line
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7130 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2021 at 4:35 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-08-11 4:24:55 PM  
*Click*

Rats, I forgot to pick up Campbell's Chunky Soup, And Extra Thick Gravy at the store.
 
2021-08-11 4:37:33 PM  
... I'm sure the two million dollars doesn't hurt, does it?
 
2021-08-11 4:37:34 PM  
Clearly.
This.
I'll see everyone in week?
 
2021-08-11 4:38:06 PM  
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What does God need with a stripper pole?
 
2021-08-11 4:38:24 PM  
Now this is the kind of Christianity I can get behind.
 
2021-08-11 4:39:03 PM  
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2021-08-11 4:39:49 PM  
Why not? "God" telling people to do the thing they already want to do is "god's" most common use.
 
2021-08-11 4:40:19 PM  
God apparently wants her to be drenched in more filters than a Chinese firewall.
 
2021-08-11 4:41:02 PM  
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
 
2021-08-11 4:41:04 PM  
Wow I never saw that part of the Bible. Hve seen the bits about taking slaves abd killing them.if you don't mary them because you've clearly already raped them a bunch, but not the stripping part.

Well, if she wants to make her own personal Jesus and make a shiat tone of money stripping online to do it, more power to her, the sky fairy almost def doesn't care.
 
2021-08-11 4:41:26 PM  

vudukungfu: *Click*

Rats, I forgot to pick up Campbell's Chunky Soup, And Extra Thick Gravy at the store.


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2021-08-11 4:42:34 PM  
DNRTFA, but I did watch the video and look at the pics.  I'd give her some OMG's but I'm not paying for that on some internet site.
 
2021-08-11 4:43:10 PM  
I like how the woman in the video says she hasn't let her guard down and still wears her mask everywhere while standing there maskless being interviewed.
 
2021-08-11 4:43:51 PM  
She makes 1.8 million per year?! Jebus Cristo on a cracker, I'm in the wrong business.
 
2021-08-11 4:44:16 PM  
45 and making $1.8 million stripping online? It does kind of sound like she has found the right job for her. God's will or not.
 
2021-08-11 4:44:24 PM  
Oops, wrong thread
 
2021-08-11 4:45:22 PM  
Clicked link AND ...

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2021-08-11 4:46:10 PM  
"Some guys like 'em skinny. But I like a bigger girl... for that 'wrap-around' feeling."

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2021-08-11 4:46:55 PM  

bababa: 45 and making $1.8 million stripping online? It does kind of sound like she has found the right job for her. God's will or not.


Lotta repressed and horny Christian's firing off ropes to this gal.
 
2021-08-11 4:49:33 PM  
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2021-08-11 4:52:26 PM  
Hmmm....   is she grifting the holy rubes on purpose? Is it a test from god, where she is jezebel aand exposing all the sinners to god at his behest?
Or is she just someone making what ever excuse she needs to do what she wants?

so may questions...
gonna pray with her methinks...
 
2021-08-11 4:53:01 PM  

FrancoFile: [millionaireplayboy.com image 400x250]

What does God need with a stripper pole?


<clicks>

I think they meant "Stripper pole of the Gods" ... average Chinesium tubing won't cut it here.

With that said, would bang.
 
2021-08-11 4:53:10 PM  
Somebody's appealing to the "momma's boy" crowd

Q: What can a skinny woman do for you?
A; Not a damn thing
 
2021-08-11 4:57:07 PM  
As a 42 year old man slightly more toned than this gal, I wonder how much per year I could make on Only Fans. $7? $15?
 
2021-08-11 4:57:26 PM  
Now this god-believer I can get behind.

/If you know what I mean
//And I think you do
 
2021-08-11 5:01:59 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: As a 42 year old man slightly more toned than this gal, I wonder how much per year I could make on Only Fans. $7? $15?


Depends. There are plenty of guys willing to pay to watch you do stuff, I am sure.
 
2021-08-11 5:02:05 PM  
Amen baby!
 
2021-08-11 5:03:03 PM  
I'm so glad prostitution is legal here in Europe. You don't get all this weird sexual deviance coming out from the repression of sex like in the USA and Japan.

Well other than the scat and pee stuff in Germany. I have no idea what's up with that other than "autistic white people."
 
2021-08-11 5:03:04 PM  

chawco: Wow I never saw that part of the Bible. Hve seen the bits about taking slaves abd killing them.if you don't mary them because you've clearly already raped them a bunch, but not the stripping part.

Well, if she wants to make her own personal Jesus and make a shiat tone of money stripping online to do it, more power to her, the sky fairy almost def doesn't care.


No, I remember something like "If thine clothes offend thee, cast them off. For it is better to live buck-nekkid than suffer from an uncomfortable underwire in hell." Or something like that
 
2021-08-11 5:03:30 PM  
I, for one, am ready for the second coming.
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/the first was premature
 
2021-08-11 5:04:46 PM  
Is there a dad-bod, only fans niche to fill?
Picking belly button lint, trimming ear hair,
Stripping down to tidy whities and dancing to an Outfield or 38 Special song?
Buttcrack house repairs with the belly hanging out of an ill-fitting t-shirt?
 
2021-08-11 5:05:49 PM  

Pinner: Is there a dad-bod, only fans niche to fill?
Picking belly button lint, trimming ear hair,
Stripping down to tidy whities and dancing to an Outfield or 38 Special song?
Buttcrack house repairs with the belly hanging out of an ill-fitting t-shirt?


Only if you're willing to shove a banana up your ass afterwards.
 
2021-08-11 5:07:13 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: I, for one, am ready for the second coming.[nypost.com image 850x566]/the first was premature


"I'm going to need the second coming, because my first was premature."
 
2021-08-11 5:08:44 PM  

FrancoFile: [millionaireplayboy.com image 400x250]

What does God need with a stripper pole?


Obviously God knows how to have a fun weekend in Vegas.
 
2021-08-11 5:08:47 PM  
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2021-08-11 5:11:13 PM  
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She's doing god's work.
 
2021-08-11 5:11:49 PM  
Thy will be done.
 
2021-08-11 5:13:51 PM  

LegacyDL: Now this is the kind of Christianity I can get behind.


Which happens to be her favorite position.
 
2021-08-11 5:16:18 PM  

chawco: Wow I never saw that part of the Bible. Hve seen the bits about taking slaves abd killing them.if you don't mary them because you've clearly already raped them a bunch, but not the stripping part.

Well, if she wants to make her own personal Jesus and make a shiat tone of money stripping online to do it, more power to her, the sky fairy almost def doesn't care.


Found it -  It's in Corinthinan one
6:19-20

Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.
 
2021-08-11 5:16:20 PM  
Well Jesus liked whores, didn't he? Wasn't Mary a prostitute?
 
2021-08-11 5:16:31 PM  
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2021-08-11 5:17:10 PM  

FrancoFile: [millionaireplayboy.com image 400x250]

What does God need with a stripper pole?


Damn, beat me too it
 
2021-08-11 5:17:11 PM  

abhorrent1: Well Jesus liked whores, didn't he? Wasn't Mary a prostitute?


No.
 
2021-08-11 5:18:56 PM  
what ?

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2021-08-11 5:19:02 PM  
General Halftrack approves

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2021-08-11 5:21:10 PM  

abhorrent1: Well Jesus liked whores, didn't he? Wasn't Mary a prostitute?


Probably not, that was a slander.

Turns out early church when they were writing down the rules decided to exclude women so they may have made some things up and altered some writings!
 
2021-08-11 5:21:46 PM  
Her flock clings to many crucial fictions it seems.
 
2021-08-11 5:22:54 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: As a 42 year old man slightly more toned than this gal, I wonder how much per year I could make on Only Fans. $7? $15?


I used to run with a straight guy who would go on Chaturbate and do gay shows and come up with hundreds of dollars in a half hour or so. He had this little set in a spare bedroom in his house. The last time I was there he was the naughty student. Dunce cap, kids backpack, an oversized juice box he made and Converse. Nothing else. He stood in the corner with his back to the camera, spanking it and pretending to cry while his laptop made jingling sounds as money came in. We couldn't stop laughing. He swore he wasn't gay and only did it when he was dopesick.
 
2021-08-11 5:25:51 PM  
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2021-08-11 5:28:37 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: As a 42 year old man slightly more toned than this gal, I wonder how much per year I could make on Only Fans. $7? $15?


For $99/year you can get Total OnlyFarks.
 
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