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2021-08-08 12:50:43 AM  
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2021-08-08 6:28:41 AM  
Knowing you've been peeped on is bad enough, but imagine realising that the creep fapping to you is the guy in the mugshot.
 
2021-08-08 6:30:35 AM  
Show me a better way to fight identity theft then a toilet bowl camera.
 
2021-08-08 6:35:30 AM  
He needs eye drops and those screen protection glasses
to protect his peepers from all that relentless research he seems
to be engaged in.
 
2021-08-08 6:41:17 AM  
More like Tae Kwon Don't.
 
2021-08-08 6:54:11 AM  

Resident Muslim: More like Tae Kwon Don't.


Tae Kwon Diddle?
 
2021-08-08 6:56:27 AM  
Take Kwon Fap
 
2021-08-08 7:13:23 AM  
Perhaps he was just trying to look at their kata?
 
2021-08-08 7:14:52 AM  
He needs a boot to the head.
 
2021-08-08 7:16:56 AM  
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2021-08-08 7:24:32 AM  
Arrested pedophile list, by job description:

1) Church pastor / priest
2) Church youth leader
3) Coach / School Teacher
4) Police officer

Close enough to a Coach for #3. Article didn't mention if #2 also. If he's watching children urinate, he's a pedo.

Unfortunately the ones who do the most long-term psychological damage are the ones least often arrested: family members.
 
2021-08-08 7:37:34 AM  
Still not as much of a crime as the modern version of Tae Kwon Do slapfootfighting seen in the Olympics
 
2021-08-08 7:52:09 AM  
I'm a bigger fan of Quill-Fu.


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2021-08-08 8:07:47 AM  
More like shiata tsuki
 
2021-08-08 8:22:28 AM  
I bet he earns his black eye soon
 
2021-08-08 8:50:48 AM  
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"Emperors have been assassinated before, but this time... I don't know. It's different. Can't you feel it? A shadow has fallen across all of Tamriel."
 
2021-08-08 9:22:58 AM  
Not the first time I've read of a martial arts instructor doing this.
 
2021-08-08 9:33:19 AM  
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2021-08-08 9:52:42 AM  
I guess he was a fan of the brown belt
 
2021-08-08 10:04:44 AM  

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"Emperors have been assassinated before, but this time... I don't know. It's different. Can't you feel it? A shadow has fallen across all of Tamriel."


Ok, I laughed a little.
 
2021-08-08 10:09:26 AM  
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"You were an excellent student. Too bad I was a lousy teacher!"
 
2021-08-08 10:14:25 AM  
So, I thought this was going to be a funnier story. I used to teach little kids Tae Kwon do (I did ATA, and when you get your black belt, you "get" to teach classes. That they don't pay you for, or give you a discount for. But anyway)

So I'm teaching a class for 5-6 year old white belts, and they're practicing their front kicks while I walk around behind them and watch in the mirror.  This one kid is making a weird face and hasn't kicked the last couple times. I ask him if he's OK, and he responds with kick and huge kihap (the taekwondo yell thing when you strike) and as his leg reaches full extension, a turd flies out of his pants leg, and smacks on the glass mirror about 8 feet in front of us.

About half of the little kids start screaming, and the other half (and I) break down in hysterical laughter.  Poop kid looks me dead in the eye and says "wow, I bet I won that fight!"
 
2021-08-08 10:14:46 AM  
Sorry, CSB: obviously
 
2021-08-08 11:04:10 AM  

cakeman: Perhaps he was just trying to look at their kata?


More like that sweet sweet poomsae
 
2021-08-08 11:14:12 AM  
Do his eyebrows like, circle 3/4s of his eyes?
 
2021-08-08 11:20:23 AM  

Salmon: Do his eyebrows like, circle 3/4s of his eyes?


The bags under his eyes have handles.....
 
2021-08-08 11:25:32 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Still not as much of a crime as the modern version of Tae Kwon Do slapfootfighting seen in the Olympics


Well it's difficult to find Olympians to compete in hap ki do because nobody wants a wrench hand to the dick.
 
2021-08-08 12:42:06 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Sorry, CSB: obviously


Indeed. Very CSB.
 
2021-08-08 1:25:58 PM  
Yup. Looks just like I thought he would.
 
2021-08-08 1:26:42 PM  

Bandito King: Billy Bathsalt: Still not as much of a crime as the modern version of Tae Kwon Do slapfootfighting seen in the Olympics

Well it's difficult to find Olympians to compete in hap ki do because nobody wants a wrench hand to the dick.


Don't need to go that far, simply allow punches to the face and it becomes a completely different sport.  All those thin, lanky kick dancers will disappear
 
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2021-08-08 1:41:59 PM  
For some reason, I thought the thread was going to be a diss on Cobra Kai.
 
2021-08-08 3:09:06 PM  

Resident Muslim: More like Tae Kwon Don't.


*Chuck Lorre laugh track*
 
2021-08-08 6:27:19 PM  
If they had example pictures in the dictionary under "child molester" this would be one of the faces.
 
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