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2021-08-06 10:39:43 AM  
You don't understand.  Obama is offering a meatless menu so that means everyone that you consider "liberal" is evil.
 
2021-08-06 11:16:37 AM  
"Impossible!"
 
2021-08-06 11:33:58 AM  
I mean... on an island with such fantastic seafood... that's just a damn shame.
 
2021-08-06 11:40:29 AM  
No mention of Joe Biden's tan suit?
 
2021-08-06 11:55:38 AM  
Remember how his previous meat based hip hop bbq birthday party didn't create any jobs, well he tried something different this time.
 
2021-08-06 12:03:35 PM  
Hilarious, TFA commenters are all stating how much they wouldn't go because of the menu. The Obama's are going to be heartbroken to hear that.

Maybe they hoped for more Grey Poupon?
 
2021-08-06 12:24:15 PM  
Probably with some Dijon Mustard too, the monster!
 
2021-08-06 12:24:54 PM  
This is so farking pathetic. Fox literally made this a news story to outrage only the most batshiat crazy hicks who think not eating meat makes your unAmerican.
 
2021-08-06 12:25:39 PM  
OMG, vegetarianism? Just like Hitler!
 
2021-08-06 12:27:05 PM  
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2021-08-06 12:27:14 PM  
....OK, and?
There's some amazing vegetarian food out there, and I can't imagine they skimped on the food budget.
 
2021-08-06 12:28:33 PM  
You know it's to a piece of damn celebrity elites
 
2021-08-06 12:28:43 PM  

stevecore: This is so farking pathetic. Fox literally made this a news story to outrage only the most batshiat crazy hicks who think not eating meat makes your unAmerican.


Sad part is, it works. You see these hicks protesting at everything "unamerican" (which actually means, what they want to happen, no matter who it hurts nor caring if it contradicts the US Constitution; like trying to enact a Christian Theocracy) and try to get their way because they thought Germany didn't go far enough.
 
2021-08-06 12:29:26 PM  

Barfmaker: Hilarious, TFA commenters are all stating how much they wouldn't go because of the menu. The Obama's are going to be heartbroken to hear that.

Maybe they hoped for more Grey Poupon?


Gray poupon is specifically for meat
 
2021-08-06 12:30:24 PM  

Ostman: ....OK, and?
There's some amazing vegetarian food out there, and I can't imagine they skimped on the food budget.


Yes there is! One of my favorite Meatless meals is sweet potato enchiladas, they are divine.  I just can't imagine any meal plan of the Obamas would be bad. I miss him.
 
2021-08-06 12:30:28 PM  

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That's right that's what she gets she keeps trying to bring that farking tofu
 
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2021-08-06 12:31:52 PM  

stevecore: This is so farking pathetic. Fox literally made this a news story to outrage only the most batshiat crazy hicks who think not eating meat makes your unAmerican.


Kinda what they do. Their job isn't to provide news, it's to make you hate Democrats. If you watch Hannity's actual "dijon mustard" fit, and then ask yourself why that piece exists, there's really no other reason. It's not newsworthy, it's not interesting, it has nothing to do with its viewers. Trouble is, after a decade of "terrorist fist bumps" and "OMG tan suit" they seem unable to break the habit. Fox's sole mission is to make people hate Democrats. They do nothing else, 24 hours a day: an "I hate Democrats" dispenser.
 
2021-08-06 12:32:40 PM  
Faux News reports snub on Cattle industry, lol
 
2021-08-06 12:32:41 PM  
It's 2021. When the fark are we gonna be able to buy Beyond Whale or Impossible Squirrel?
 
2021-08-06 12:33:17 PM  

stevecore: This is so farking pathetic. Fox literally made this a news story to outrage only the most batshiat crazy hicks who think not eating meat makes your unAmerican.


You're just describing Republicans
 
2021-08-06 12:33:45 PM  

Palined Parenthood: It's 2021. When the fark are we gonna be able to buy Beyond Whale or Impossible Squirrel?


IMPOSSIBLE HUMAN.

For the discerning ethical cannibal.
 
2021-08-06 12:34:16 PM  
i read comments....
 
2021-08-06 12:34:20 PM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I AM OUTRAGED THAT SOMEONE WOULD OFFER A MENU OF THEIR CHOOSING AT THEIR BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS IS LITERAL COMMUNISM EVERYONE NEEDS TO VOTE FOR RONALD MCSANTIS RIGHT NOW CLICK HERE TO DONATE
 
2021-08-06 12:34:39 PM  
I'll  go, but I think I will stop and have a steak first.
 
2021-08-06 12:35:34 PM  

peasandcarrots: stevecore: This is so farking pathetic. Fox literally made this a news story to outrage only the most batshiat crazy hicks who think not eating meat makes your unAmerican.

Kinda what they do. Their job isn't to provide news, it's to make you hate Democrats. If you watch Hannity's actual "dijon mustard" fit, and then ask yourself why that piece exists, there's really no other reason. It's not newsworthy, it's not interesting, it has nothing to do with its viewers. Trouble is, after a decade of "terrorist fist bumps" and "OMG tan suit" they seem unable to break the habit. Fox's sole mission is to make people hate Democrats. They do nothing else, 24 hours a day: an "I hate Democrats" dispenser.


Well, that's a hell of a lot easier than getting people to like Republicans.
 
2021-08-06 12:36:04 PM  

pc_gator: Faux News reports snub on Cattle industry, lol


no more cancel cowlture!
 
2021-08-06 12:36:21 PM  
As long as there are deviled eggs and potato salad, I would be there.

Now all I have to do is be rich and/or famous.

/eggs aren't meat, right?
//not reading the poutrage, or tfa
 
2021-08-06 12:36:24 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Sad part is, it works.


Extremely well, too. There is an entire segment of the country who largely exist to be contrary.

If we had a surplus of pig shiat to get rid of, just send some liberals on TV (preferably lesbians with blue hair) saying that eating pig shiat is bad and no one should do it. Within 24 hours, half the restaurants in the Bible Belt will have pug shiat on their menu.

If we discovered the cure for cancer but only had enough for half the population, that's easy, too. Send those same blue-haired lesbians on TV, have them tout the cure for cancer, and make it free. The supply shortfall will handle itself.
 
2021-08-06 12:36:53 PM  
You don't win friends with salad.
 
2021-08-06 12:37:42 PM  

waxbeans: You know it's to a piece of damn celebrity elites


Do you mean "appease"?  Because your sentence still doesn't make any sense.
 
2021-08-06 12:39:04 PM  
Imagine getting so outraged because someone celebrated their birthday. Still just as deranged as they've always been.
 
2021-08-06 12:41:13 PM  

pc_gator: Faux News reports snub on Cattle industry, lol


Ignores promotion for farmers
 
2021-08-06 12:41:16 PM  
Whew. For a moment I thought the dude gave a crap about poor people and "change". Glad to know he's just another elitist politician.
 
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That's some mighty fine ignorance and racism...
 
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Huh. That's might just be a little tiny bit racist.
 
2021-08-06 12:45:42 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I mean... on an island with such fantastic seafood... that's just a damn shame.


It might prevent a story about everybody getting sick from the raw bar, though.
 
2021-08-06 12:46:00 PM  
Also,

WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO GO ANYWAYS!
 
2021-08-06 12:46:56 PM  
They haven't been able to land an effective punch on Obama since he emerged on the national stage and they never will. The majority of people like him and respect him. And no matter how much they scream "Stop liking what I don't like!" it won't make a difference. And they know it. And it pisses them off.
 
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Huh. That's might just be a little tiny bit racist.


You're the real racist for noticing it!
 
2021-08-06 12:48:07 PM  
did they invite the gooman himself or just his products...
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2021-08-06 12:51:09 PM  
I thought it was cancelled.
 
2021-08-06 12:52:43 PM  

Billy Liar: waxbeans: You know it's to a piece of damn celebrity elites

Do you mean "appease"?  Because your sentence still doesn't make any sense.


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2021-08-06 12:53:48 PM  
Nice.  Trigger the deplorables.
 
2021-08-06 12:55:14 PM  

stevecore: This is so farking pathetic. Fox literally made this a news story to outrage only the most batshiat crazy hicks who think not eating meat makes your unAmerican.


They are also lying.

There's a meatless menu. Yes.

I can also order a veggie burger at McD. Follow my point?
 
2021-08-06 12:57:04 PM  

jackandwater: I'll  go, but I think I will stop and have a steak first.


Why?

The headline said 'offers meatless menu', which usually means 'there's an option for people who don't eat meat', not 'there will not be any meat'

Can someone who actually read the article confirm if there were / weren't any claims that there'd be no meat there?

/not willing to give Fox News any clicks
//but accidentally triggered the preview thing and saw the headline
 
2021-08-06 12:57:46 PM  
Biden even wears a tan suit and still, all they can talk about is Obama.

I'm beginning to think racism might be a factor.
 
2021-08-06 12:58:15 PM  
Probably good immune booster to fight off Covid.
 
2021-08-06 1:04:38 PM  

AquaTatanka: Billy Liar: waxbeans: You know it's to a piece of damn celebrity elites

Do you mean "appease"?  Because your sentence still doesn't make any sense.

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A peas. Because peas are vegetables.
 
2021-08-06 1:14:54 PM  
So vegetarians are the latest group that Republicans say we are supposed to hate?
I mean it's not new, just wondered if they've gone to the #1 spot.
So now it's:

1. Vegetarians
2. Transgender people
3. Blacks
4. Gays
5. Latinos (illegals. they are all illegals.)
6. Women (women who won't talk to me, don't want sexually harassed, want equal pay, etc)
7. Muslims (also Jews, atheists, and anybody who isn't "Christian")
8. many others
 
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