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2021-08-05 8:38:17 AM  
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Interesting choices for dad jokes... Here are two more:

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Why do dad's tell their younger kids the most horrible jokes?

Because they want to see them all groan up.
2021-08-05 8:38:47 AM  
1 vote:
shiat, it's Thursday?


Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget.
2021-08-05 12:28:14 PM  
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Markus5: Diarrhea is hereditary.  It runs in your genes.

Or as the kiddos tell it.  Diarrhea is hereditary.  It runs in your pants.  And they all laugh.

Sometimes little kids not knowing how to tell a joke is even funnier than the original... My littlest nephew *LOVED* the "Interrupting cow" joke, but could never time it right, which was critical.
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