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2021-08-04 8:45:38 PM  
What a total jerkoff.
 
2021-08-04 8:51:26 PM  
No
 
2021-08-04 8:57:23 PM  
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2021-08-04 8:57:38 PM  
For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."
 
2021-08-04 9:09:03 PM  

Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."


You should have said that people have a right to not see an unsolicited jerk off session backstage with him. What a perverted asshole. I hope he gets heckled.
 
2021-08-04 9:17:26 PM  
Nah.
 
2021-08-04 9:19:30 PM  
Aside from him being a jerk off, he pretty much burned out his schtick years ago.

Maybe he can open for Cosby?
 
2021-08-04 9:37:59 PM  

Jake Havechek: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

You should have said that people have a right to not see an unsolicited jerk off session backstage with him. What a perverted asshole. I hope he gets heckled.


I imagine someone yelling "Hey, pull out your dick!" and then someone on the other side of the room yells "Yeah! Jerk it for us! Gimme the D!"

I imagine that not a heckle that's happened before. Might actually work.
 
2021-08-04 9:39:34 PM  
I'm not touching that.
 
2021-08-04 10:40:53 PM  

Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."


Well, he is right, but that just shows the standards of the shiathole he runs.
 
2021-08-04 11:04:43 PM  
He'll do a Lenny Bruce after Bruce was arrested.  Do nothing but talk about himself.
 
2021-08-04 11:17:56 PM  

arrogantbastich: Aside from him being a jerk off, he pretty much burned out his schtick years ago.

Maybe he can open for Cosby?


And Andrew Dice Clay can round out the billing.
 
2021-08-05 12:35:16 AM  
Thats what the world needs, more middle-aged white guy opinions.
 
2021-08-05 12:35:59 AM  

arrogantbastich: Aside from him being a jerk off, he pretty much burned out his schtick years ago.

Maybe he can open for Cosby?


Well if he burned out his schtick then he shouldn't be whacking it in front of anyone.  Problem solved!
 
2021-08-05 12:37:18 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Thats what the world needs, more middle-aged white guy opinions.


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2021-08-05 12:37:43 AM  

Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."


Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.
 
2021-08-05 12:38:36 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Thats what the world needs, more middle-aged white guy opinions.


It's what I come here to read
 
2021-08-05 12:40:53 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.


But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷
 
2021-08-05 12:45:51 AM  

tfresh: AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.

But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷


Lets make it exist.  When a person is objectively bad, cancel them.  Have everybody in the party stop selling them stuff.  Stop employing them.  Stop servicing them.  Divorce them.  Have the banking institutions close their accounts.  Stop acknowledging their existance such that if they are walking down the street, you don't see them and you just bowl them right over if they are in your way.  Make them go to Trump and beg to have mamma bird feed them just to survive.  Asking people nicely to keep their limp dicks in their pants has failed.  Time for people to fear taking their flacid cis male white cocks out in front of people without written consent, in triplicate, and with 30 days public notice for comments.

Problem solved.
 
2021-08-05 1:03:58 AM  
If you don't like him, don't buy tickets.
 
2021-08-05 1:12:24 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: tfresh: AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.

But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷

Lets make it exist.  When a person is objectively bad, cancel them.  Have everybody in the party stop selling them stuff.  Stop employing them.  Stop servicing them.  Divorce them.  Have the banking institutions close their accounts.  Stop acknowledging their existance such that if they are walking down the street, you don't see them and you just bowl them right over if they are in your way.  Make them go to Trump and beg to have mamma bird feed them just to survive.  Asking people nicely to keep their limp dicks in their pants has failed.  Time for people to fear taking their flacid cis male white cocks out in front of people without written consent, in triplicate, and with 30 days public notice for comments.

Problem solved.


Oh it exists, but magats tend to ignore it when it actually happens.

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2021-08-05 1:17:12 AM  

nakmuay: AmbassadorBooze: tfresh: AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.

But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷

Lets make it exist.  When a person is objectively bad, cancel them.  Have everybody in the party stop selling them stuff.  Stop employing them.  Stop servicing them.  Divorce them.  Have the banking institutions close their accounts.  Stop acknowledging their existance such that if they are walking down the street, you don't see them and you just bowl them right over if they are in your way.  Make them go to Trump and beg to have mamma bird feed them just to survive.  Asking people nicely to keep their limp dicks in their pants has failed.  Time for people to fear taking their flacid cis male white cocks out in front of people without written consent, in triplicate, and with 30 days public notice for comments.

Problem solved.

Oh it exists, but magats tend to ignore it when it actually happens.

[sfanytime-images-prod.secure.footprin​t.net image 375x542]


OK.  So, we can all agree to cancel CK, and anybody that employs him.  Have the part leadership issue a shunning order so everybody is on board and get the banks and credit companies to start closing accounts in the morning.

Sounds like a plan is forming!
 
2021-08-05 1:18:34 AM  

TelemonianAjax: Jake Havechek: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

You should have said that people have a right to not see an unsolicited jerk off session backstage with him. What a perverted asshole. I hope he gets heckled.

I imagine someone yelling "Hey, pull out your dick!" and then someone on the other side of the room yells "Yeah! Jerk it for us! Gimme the D!"

I imagine that not a heckle that's happened before. Might actually work.


There's also 50% chance you get to see his junk
 
2021-08-05 1:20:39 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: nakmuay: AmbassadorBooze: tfresh: AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.

But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷

Lets make it exist.  When a person is objectively bad, cancel them.  Have everybody in the party stop selling them stuff.  Stop employing them.  Stop servicing them.  Divorce them.  Have the banking institutions close their accounts.  Stop acknowledging their existance such that if they are walking down the street, you don't see them and you just bowl them right over if they are in your way.  Make them go to Trump and beg to have mamma bird feed them just to survive.  Asking people nicely to keep their limp dicks in their pants has failed.  Time for people to fear taking their flacid cis male white cocks out in front of people without written consent, in triplicate, and with 30 days public notice for comments.

Problem solved.

Oh it exists, but magats tend to ignore it when it actually happens.

[sfanytime-images-prod.secure.footprin​t.net image 375x542]

OK.  So, we can all agree to cancel CK, and anybody that employs him.  Have the part leadership issue a shunning order so everybody is on board and get the banks and credit companies to start closing accounts in the morning.

Sounds like a plan is forming!


I remember when shtick accounts actually made an effort to be funny
 
2021-08-05 1:22:28 AM  

Jake Havechek: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

You should have said that people have a right to not see an unsolicited jerk off session backstage with him. What a perverted asshole. I hope he gets heckled.


You want people to give me him money just so they can yell at him? I bet he's hoping for that too
 
2021-08-05 1:22:43 AM  

TDWCom29: AmbassadorBooze: nakmuay: AmbassadorBooze: tfresh: AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.

But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷

Lets make it exist.  When a person is objectively bad, cancel them.  Have everybody in the party stop selling them stuff.  Stop employing them.  Stop servicing them.  Divorce them.  Have the banking institutions close their accounts.  Stop acknowledging their existance such that if they are walking down the street, you don't see them and you just bowl them right over if they are in your way.  Make them go to Trump and beg to have mamma bird feed them just to survive.  Asking people nicely to keep their limp dicks in their pants has failed.  Time for people to fear taking their flacid cis male white cocks out in front of people without written consent, in triplicate, and with 30 days public notice for comments.

Problem solved.

Oh it exists, but magats tend to ignore it when it actually happens.

[sfanytime-images-prod.secure.footprin​t.net image 375x542]

OK.  So, we can all agree to cancel CK, and anybody that employs him.  Have the part leadership issue a shunning order so everybody is on board and get the banks and credit companies to start closing accounts in the morning.

Sounds like a plan is forming!

I remember when shtick accounts actually made an effort to be funny


Not trying to be funny.  Trying to make the world a better place.
 
2021-08-05 1:24:14 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: I remember when shtick accounts actually made an effort to be funny

Not trying to be funny.


You'd be better off if this was true. Unfortunately for you, however....
 
2021-08-05 1:26:09 AM  

tfresh: AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.

But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷


It doesn't, you're falling for what a Tucker Carlson fan thinks a liberal sounds like
 
2021-08-05 1:32:40 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Thats what the world needs, more middle-aged white guy opinions.


Racist.
 
2021-08-05 1:34:38 AM  

TDWCom29: AmbassadorBooze: I remember when shtick accounts actually made an effort to be funny

Not trying to be funny.

You'd be better off if this was true. Unfortunately for you, however....


Imagine a world where a powerful cis white male in Hollywood didn't whip out his flacid cock.  Well, we don't live in that world, because we only asked politely they didn't do it.  So, to get that world, we have to do something different.  We have to make the powerful white hollywood cis males fear whipping out their tiny dicks.  What I'd a legal form of fear?  Canceling them.  They dontbhave a right to work at any private company or stage.  They don't have a right to an account with a private credit company. They don't have right to purchase private property from people.  If we all stop servicing these pervs, they will have to go live with their maga chuds instead of Hollywood and new York city.  They can go live in Mara lago.  Have CK and coumo go suck up to trump.  They all like grabbing pussy probably.  Let them whip out their tiny white pricks in front of maga chuds.  Shun abusers and gropers from good society.  Make the party disavow them completely and shun them to a maga zone.
 
2021-08-05 1:36:59 AM  

nakmuay: AmbassadorBooze: tfresh: AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.

But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷

Lets make it exist.  When a person is objectively bad, cancel them.  Have everybody in the party stop selling them stuff.  Stop employing them.  Stop servicing them.  Divorce them.  Have the banking institutions close their accounts.  Stop acknowledging their existance such that if they are walking down the street, you don't see them and you just bowl them right over if they are in your way.  Make them go to Trump and beg to have mamma bird feed them just to survive.  Asking people nicely to keep their limp dicks in their pants has failed.  Time for people to fear taking their flacid cis male white cocks out in front of people without written consent, in triplicate, and with 30 days public notice for comments.

Problem solved.

Oh it exists, but magats tend to ignore it when it actually happens.

[sfanytime-images-prod.secure.footprin​t.net image 375x542]


Almost 20 years ago . . .

The bottom line is that winning the culture war has some perks, and said winners seem to believe this is one of them.  Until the backlash, but maybe there won't be one this time.
 
2021-08-05 1:52:09 AM  
Anyone have Paul Reubens Quicktime for this?
 
2021-08-05 1:54:34 AM  

WhippingBoi: Karma Chameleon: Thats what the world needs, more middle-aged white guy opinions.

[ourfuturesucks.com image 568x600]


White people fark? Well, I guess they do be farkin'.
 
2021-08-05 1:55:32 AM  
Probably still hilarious.
But people don't want to laugh with someone that was caught doing weird inappropriate things.
We want to laugh with someone that we think hasn't done weird inappropriate things.
Humans. What will they do next.
 
2021-08-05 2:30:36 AM  
He's the only cancelled person that I actually was a fan of. Well I also think R Kelly is an RNB legend, but I feel gross listening to his music now.
 
2021-08-05 2:34:46 AM  
As an encore, he should masturbate right on stage
 
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2021-08-05 2:42:43 AM  
I wouldn't mind seeing him once...
 
2021-08-05 3:11:49 AM  
I'll gladly pay my $20 to go see his set. I appreciate his art, and don't give a fark about his personal life.
 
2021-08-05 4:24:47 AM  

AeAe: As an encore, he should masturbate right on stage


Can you imagine, if his first set back, onstage, he just farking whips it out and starts jackin' it? I would actually laugh at that joke.
 
2021-08-05 4:53:01 AM  
What is this coming out of hiding thing?  My fiance and I saw him perform 6 months before Covid hit, after the initial hiding, in Virginia (Sept. 2019).  He admitted to the allegations in the set and put it in his act.  No new allegations since.  I think this paper confused hiding with covid.  Nice of them to provide advertising for this guy.

/The show was hilarious to me
//Future Mrs. Blizzah heard one tasteless handicapped kid joke, and he lost her for the rest of the show
 
2021-08-05 5:00:50 AM  

TelemonianAjax: Jake Havechek: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

You should have said that people have a right to not see an unsolicited jerk off session backstage with him. What a perverted asshole. I hope he gets heckled.

I imagine someone yelling "Hey, pull out your dick!" and then someone on the other side of the room yells "Yeah! Jerk it for us! Gimme the D!"

I imagine that not a heckle that's happened before. Might actually work.

/ sorry first thing I thought of

I gotta have that Dick!
Youtube R1Bz8QcaVvc
 
2021-08-05 5:38:45 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Thats what the world needs, more middle-aged white guy opinions.


Is that the new "stupid man world" for the chronically woke?
 
2021-08-05 6:18:06 AM  

arrogantbastich: Aside from him being a jerk off, he pretty much burned out his schtick years ago.

Maybe he can open for Cosby?


Ha! You just equated consensual kink activity with rape. Brilliant! Funny guy here.
 
2021-08-05 6:59:43 AM  

Crosma: arrogantbastich: Aside from him being a jerk off, he pretty much burned out his schtick years ago.

Maybe he can open for Cosby?

Ha! You just equated consensual kink activity with rape. Brilliant! Funny guy here.


Consensual?

You may want to read the stories women shared about the encounters.
 
2021-08-05 7:05:27 AM  

WhippingBoi: Karma Chameleon: Thats what the world needs, more middle-aged white guy opinions.

[ourfuturesucks.com image 568x600]


Does this bloated nihilist not realize that he is, indeed, white?

Get a new schtick, tubby.
 
2021-08-05 7:11:03 AM  
There's no way his coming sets are anything besides masturbatory self-pitying whinefests for half an hour.
 
2021-08-05 7:11:27 AM  

Sgygus: He'll do a Lenny Bruce after Bruce was arrested.  Do nothing but talk about himself.


That's what Ron White did.
 
2021-08-05 7:12:38 AM  
His opening act is Paul Reubens.
 
2021-08-05 7:13:16 AM  

Crosma: arrogantbastich: Aside from him being a jerk off, he pretty much burned out his schtick years ago.

Maybe he can open for Cosby?

Ha! You just equated consensual kink activity with rape. Brilliant! Funny guy here.


I thought he beat off in front of women without their consent.
 
2021-08-05 7:17:18 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: tfresh: AmbassadorBooze: Clarence Brown: For very complicated reasons, I found myself in conversation with the owner of a comedy club that immediately started employing him, and that person said, "Well, he has a right to make a living."

I was gobsmacked. I still wish I'd said, "No one is denying him the right to dig ditches."

Cancel all places that employ Louis CK.

Problem solved.  Once cancelled, make sure people and places stay cancelled.  Make the cancelled crawl to the teat of trump to survive.  Especially in hollywood.  Just farking cancel the people and make them go to putin or to trump.  Make them beg to eat at the butthole of trump just to survive.  Let the trump hole feed them like a momma bird puking into it's babies mouths.  Have them gobble it all up.

But cancel culture isn't supposed to exist.

🤷

Lets make it exist.  When a person is objectively bad, cancel them.  Have everybody in the party stop selling them stuff.  Stop employing them.  Stop servicing them.  Divorce them.  Have the banking institutions close their accounts.  Stop acknowledging their existance such that if they are walking down the street, you don't see them and you just bowl them right over if they are in your way.  Make them go to Trump and beg to have mamma bird feed them just to survive.  Asking people nicely to keep their limp dicks in their pants has failed.  Time for people to fear taking their flacid cis male white cocks out in front of people without written consent, in triplicate, and with 30 days public notice for comments.

Problem solved.


does fark also need to now be cancelled since they greenlit a link referencing this person?
 
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