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2021-08-03 9:55:29 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-08-03 10:14:55 PM  
Interesting (and valid) take.
 
2021-08-03 10:19:40 PM  
Cute and sassy? I bet she makes someone rather happy.
 
2021-08-04 5:36:14 AM  
I like the quick gloss over it being an "unpaid" forced "break" for these "heroes".

I'm guessing "heroes" don't have bills to pay anymore. /s
 
2021-08-04 5:40:36 AM  
...low fares and high customers....

*giggle*
 
2021-08-04 5:43:16 AM  
So many people in that twitter thread think she's the actual spokesperson for the airline. Good lord, people are so clueless. Next they'll think that Trump will be President by the end of August.

Also, for those who want context:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wa​t​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-after
 
2021-08-04 5:44:18 AM  

sinner4ever: I like the quick gloss over it being an "unpaid" forced "break" for these "heroes".

I'm guessing "heroes" don't have bills to pay anymore. /s


You know the "spokesperson" is a comedian, right?
 
2021-08-04 5:48:21 AM  
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Tim represents PR: They'll believe any old horseshiat and go out and spruik it for money.
 
2021-08-04 5:53:31 AM  

ansius: So many people in that twitter thread think she's the actual spokesperson for the airline. Good lord, people are so clueless. Next they'll think that Trump will be President by the end of August.

Also, for those who want context:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wat​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-after


He's lucky they didn't throw him off.
 
2021-08-04 6:03:10 AM  

ansius: [Fark user image image 850x995]

Tim represents PR: They'll believe any old horseshiat and go out and spruik it for money.


Somehow, I doubt he has any affiliation with Puerto Rico, no less represents them.
 
2021-08-04 6:04:56 AM  
Sounds like the asshole deserved to be tied up but it seems incredible that they didn't carry zip tie cuffs or body restraints to do it rather than basically taping him to a seat.
 
2021-08-04 6:06:30 AM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: ansius: So many people in that twitter thread think she's the actual spokesperson for the airline. Good lord, people are so clueless. Next they'll think that Trump will be President by the end of August.

Also, for those who want context:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wat​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-after

He's lucky they didn't throw him off.


They had all of that good duct tape and didn't try to see what sky keelhauling was like.

If there's a donation drive to supply every attendant with tape, then I'll throw in a roll or two of the good stuff.
 
2021-08-04 6:10:42 AM  

drxym: Sounds like the asshole deserved to be tied up but it seems incredible that they didn't carry zip tie cuffs or body restraints to do it rather than basically taping him to a seat.


There are two possible solutions to every problem, and WD-40 would not have been the correct choice for this case.
 
2021-08-04 6:13:31 AM  
This is funny but very obviously fake.  I mean, I get it, Frontier Airlines sucks.  They are terrible at what they do.  But let's be honest.  You would never get a PR move like this from an airline unless it was something super shiatty.  Like American Airlines, for example.  American Airlines would need to have a PR move like this.  You know why?  Because American Airlines sucks balls. A statement like this would be a step up for American Airlines.  Because American Airlines only exists to make your life a living hell.  That's it.  Period.  American Airlines only wants to make you rue the day you were born.

/Bitter
//American Airlines
///My username checks out
 
2021-08-04 6:17:03 AM  

thehellisthis: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: ansius: So many people in that twitter thread think she's the actual spokesperson for the airline. Good lord, people are so clueless. Next they'll think that Trump will be President by the end of August.

Also, for those who want context:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wat​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-after

He's lucky they didn't throw him off.

They had all of that good duct tape and didn't try to see what sky keelhauling was like.

If there's a donation drive to supply every attendant with tape, then I'll throw in a roll or two of the good stuff.


Gaffer's tape

It'll stick to just about anything and not come off until someone takes it off.
 
2021-08-04 6:20:12 AM  
DANG that was funny!
 
2021-08-04 6:21:34 AM  
The Twitter replies are actually far better than the original post. The number of people who can't see this is a joke is astounding. Its no wonder society is in such a state of confusion, people seem to belive literally any crazy thing they see on the internet

The video of the restrained guy is so kind da funny. He's yelling about his parents.
 
2021-08-04 6:21:54 AM  

ansius: [Fark user image 850x995]

Tim represents PR: They'll believe any old horseshiat and go out and spruik it for money.


What was it Bill Hicks said about marketing people?
 
2021-08-04 6:31:56 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: ansius: [Fark user image 850x995]

Tim represents PR: They'll believe any old horseshiat and go out and spruik it for money.

What was it Bill Hicks said about marketing people?


"Let them promote me and then kill them"
/Or was that Hicks?
 
2021-08-04 6:33:37 AM  

ansius: So many people in that twitter thread think she's the actual spokesperson for the airline. Good lord, people are so clueless. Next they'll think that Trump will be President by the end of August.

Also, for those who want context:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wat​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-after


Can I say, I'm all for this taping people to things and their mouth shut until the problem can be resolved. I think we need wider spread use of this. All these videos of people freaking out on minimum wage staff. Taped to a chair, mouth taped shut, and told to wait for 30 minutes to calm down.
 
2021-08-04 6:36:58 AM  
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wa​t​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-

Pffft
Goldfrapp - Rocket
Youtube H_SLySvirsI
 
2021-08-04 6:44:27 AM  

nytmare: drxym: Sounds like the asshole deserved to be tied up but it seems incredible that they didn't carry zip tie cuffs or body restraints to do it rather than basically taping him to a seat.

There are two possible solutions to every problem, and WD-40 would not have been the correct choice for this case.


WD-40 and a lighter maybe?

/team gaffers tape & PB Blaster
 
2021-08-04 6:45:48 AM  

ansius: So many people in that twitter thread think she's the actual spokesperson for the airline. Good lord, people are so clueless. Next they'll think that Trump will be President by the end of August.

Also, for those who want context:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wat​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-after


Duct taping a drunk, abusive passenger to their seat seems like a mild response.
 
2021-08-04 6:47:22 AM  

chawco: The Twitter replies are actually far better than the original post. The number of people who can't see this is a joke is astounding. Its no wonder society is in such a state of confusion, people seem to belive literally any crazy thing they see on the internet

The video of the restrained guy is so kind da funny. He's yelling about his parents.


What was funnier was that he was going on about how his parents are "worth 2 million dollars!" which really isn't shiat these days.

One of my best friends in high school was from what was one of the richer families in Palo Alto. You'd never know it if she didn't tell you outright (which she would never do) or you somehow got invited to her house up in the Hills. She dressed nice, but it was still bluejeans and flannel shirt or that random concert shirt or a basic skirt (boy howdy) and often as not cowboy boots. Nothing too fashionable or outrageous.

You figure it out pretty quickly when you're sitting next to the pool, and the South African Butler/bodyguard/muscleman/comedian th​at lives there with her is bringing out pitchers of wine and 7-Up and giving you sidelong looks while you're splashing around in the pool on a 40 acre-property with it's own damn vineyard.
 
2021-08-04 6:47:30 AM  
I was surprised to see that "Flight Attendant closing doors" is a thing on YouTube.

Beautiful girl closing Plane door. Stewardess working. Flight Attendant. Hot Airhostess. Aviation.
Youtube 3e3-5yG1ZTc
 
2021-08-04 6:48:20 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: ansius: [Fark user image 850x995]

Tim represents PR: They'll believe any old horseshiat and go out and spruik it for money.

What was it Bill Hicks said about marketing people?


They a) suck Satan's cock, and b) should kill themselves.
 
2021-08-04 6:55:57 AM  

ansius: So many people in that twitter thread think she's the actual spokesperson for the airline. Good lord, people are so clueless. Next they'll think that Trump will be President by the end of August.

Also, for those who want context:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wat​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-after


To be fair, FARK felt it necessary to use the Satire tag for her tweets during the 2020 election.
 
2021-08-04 6:56:24 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Prank Call of Cthulhu: ansius: [Fark user image 850x995]

Tim represents PR: They'll believe any old horseshiat and go out and spruik it for money.

What was it Bill Hicks said about marketing people?

They a) suck Satan's cock, and b) should kill themselves.


Stewart Lee: "I wish I was dead Bill Hicks"
Youtube KSEtMZh2exc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_w​VZX​LW7vo
 
2021-08-04 6:58:43 AM  

drxym: Sounds like the asshole deserved to be tied up but it seems incredible that they didn't carry zip tie cuffs or body restraints to do it rather than basically taping him to a seat.


I to thought flights had airmarshalls on them now.

Is it only some?

Maybe he thought it was amusing, and felt the situation was dealt with without him having to file paperwork.
 
2021-08-04 7:27:49 AM  
I can't believe Blaire Erskine isn't too famous already for people to keep thinking her spoofs are real...
 
2021-08-04 7:48:32 AM  

ansius: [Fark user image 850x995]

Tim represents PR: They'll believe any old horseshiat and go out and spruik it for money.


Is there a series of levels for Goddamn National Treasure? She's not Jimmy Carter/Dolly Parton, but she's in the lower pantheon.
 
2021-08-04 7:56:36 AM  

ansius: So many people in that twitter thread think she's the actual spokesperson for the airline. Good lord, people are so clueless. Next they'll think that Trump will be President by the end of August.

Also, for those who want context:

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-wat​ch/566136-video-shows-frontier-airline​-passenger-duct-taped-to-seat-after


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And Twitter distills stupidity to somewhere around 90 proof.
 
2021-08-04 8:29:48 AM  

Maybe you should drive: This is funny but very obviously fake.  I mean, I get it, Frontier Airlines sucks.  They are terrible at what they do.  But let's be honest.  You would never get a PR move like this from an airline unless it was something super shiatty.  Like American Airlines, for example.  American Airlines would need to have a PR move like this.  You know why?  Because American Airlines sucks balls. A statement like this would be a step up for American Airlines.  Because American Airlines only exists to make your life a living hell.  That's it.  Period.  American Airlines only wants to make you rue the day you were born.

/Bitter
//American Airlines
///My username checks out


Check out Blaire Erskine's twitter, she does stuff like this all the time.
 
2021-08-04 8:38:34 AM  

ukexpat: Maybe you should drive: This is funny but very obviously fake.  I mean, I get it, Frontier Airlines sucks.  They are terrible at what they do.  But let's be honest.  You would never get a PR move like this from an airline unless it was something super shiatty.  Like American Airlines, for example.  American Airlines would need to have a PR move like this.  You know why?  Because American Airlines sucks balls. A statement like this would be a step up for American Airlines.  Because American Airlines only exists to make your life a living hell.  That's it.  Period.  American Airlines only wants to make you rue the day you were born.

/Bitter
//American Airlines
///My username checks out

Check out Blaire Erskine's twitter, she does stuff like this all the time.


I know I'm living in Crazyland, but I think the link we're all talking about is Blaire Erskine's twitter.

/Circle of Life
 
2021-08-04 12:52:53 PM  
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