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2021-08-04 4:27:59 AM  
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2021-08-04 4:31:13 AM  
Final Destination freaked me out as a teen. Shame the later movies never evolved the basic plot.
 
2021-08-04 4:32:13 AM  
The building with the fallen marble slab is the Vietnamese restaurant Anh Hong - Bo 7 Mon in Lower Nob Hill

Is that what they're calling the Tenderloin these days?
 
2021-08-04 4:32:36 AM  
This problem with slabs falling off buildings shouldn't be taken for granite!
 
2021-08-04 4:41:44 AM  
Miracle escape as concrete slab falls on car
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2021-08-04 4:52:50 AM  
LF2M tanks and heals.
 
2021-08-04 4:55:57 AM  
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2021-08-04 4:57:59 AM  
City slab horror.
 
2021-08-04 5:16:12 AM  
She had "blonde hair, and was wearing a brown sweater and rainbow beanie".

There's your answer right there. Struck down by the unforgiving God of fashion.

/don't bother. There isn't one.
 
2021-08-04 5:19:06 AM  

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Not for car
 
2021-08-04 5:22:00 AM  
 
2021-08-04 5:25:30 AM  

Wobambo: Final Destination freaked me out as a teen. Shame the later movies never evolved the basic plot.


Oh, they will. They just need to make a rotation of five more movies before they get back around to making the one they should have made in the first place.

The real horror is that people pay for that shiat.
 
2021-08-04 5:34:56 AM  
Suddenly, swipe back to fark

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2021-08-04 5:37:24 AM  
First the Titanic ice wall now this. Falling wall trifecta in play?
 
2021-08-04 6:09:06 AM  
Brooke Shields?
 
2021-08-04 6:10:02 AM  
Just in time for Woofsday...
raging slab - don't dog me
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2021-08-04 6:12:16 AM  
Apropos of nothing, Butt And Salmon is the name of my- dammit...
 
2021-08-04 6:23:51 AM  
And then it was carried away on a river of homeless feces.
 
2021-08-04 6:37:26 AM  
This is why you go to Coldstone.
 
2021-08-04 6:45:33 AM  
Squatthrust?
 
2021-08-04 7:04:53 AM  
SF is really losing its marbles.
 
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2021-08-04 7:05:21 AM  
She should buy a lottery ticket.
 
2021-08-04 7:09:27 AM  
Slab Beefcake
 
2021-08-04 7:21:41 AM  
Knocked unconscious?!? Lucky!
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2021-08-04 7:58:46 AM  
"What are you gonna do? Slab me?"
-Quote from woman slabbed
 
2021-08-04 8:18:26 AM  
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2021-08-04 8:26:54 AM  
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Someone call for some SLABS?!?!?!?!?
 
2021-08-04 8:48:29 AM  

danielscissorhands: This problem with slabs falling off buildings shouldn't be taken for granite!


That's pretty schisty of you to make fun at her expense.

Rick and Morty "Take things for Granite"
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2021-08-04 9:03:15 AM  
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2021-08-04 9:32:47 AM  
I read that as "miner injuries".
 
2021-08-04 10:04:28 AM  
That's what your mom said last night
 
2021-08-04 10:11:44 AM  
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2021-08-04 10:28:33 AM  
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You gotta watch out for slabs taking out women.
 
2021-08-04 12:09:21 PM  
Headline had me worried for Brooke Shields for a moment.
 
2021-08-04 4:37:19 PM  
What, do you want your tombstone on you?
 
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