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2021-08-03 8:13:09 PM  
Womp womp
 
2021-08-03 8:27:05 PM  
Hard to believe complete indifference to the health and welfare of your constituents is bad for polling.
 
2021-08-03 8:44:10 PM  
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2021-08-03 9:03:19 PM  
We'll have to see. I think he's gonna be the nom,assuming it isn't the former guy
 
2021-08-03 9:08:02 PM  
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2021-08-03 9:38:04 PM  

Gubbo: We'll have to see. I think he's gonna be the nom,assuming it isn't the former guy


I'm afraid you're right. He definitely wants it and seems to have the backers in place.

I hope we're wrong.
 
2021-08-03 9:43:44 PM  

Alex_Lee: Gubbo: We'll have to see. I think he's gonna be the nom,assuming it isn't the former guy

I'm afraid you're right. He definitely wants it and seems to have the backers in place.

I hope we're wrong.


When I think who's the least qualified and most dangerous, he just jumps ahead of everyone else.
 
2021-08-03 9:44:13 PM  

Gubbo: Alex_Lee: Gubbo: We'll have to see. I think he's gonna be the nom,assuming it isn't the former guy

I'm afraid you're right. He definitely wants it and seems to have the backers in place.

I hope we're wrong.

When I think who's the least qualified and most dangerous, he just jumps ahead of everyone else.


Penis.
 
2021-08-03 10:14:21 PM  
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2021-08-03 10:29:03 PM  
Now if only we could get a stronger opponent to run against him.
 
2021-08-03 10:29:41 PM  

dodecahedron: Now if only we could get a stronger opponent to run against him.


How about Trump?
 
2021-08-03 10:40:20 PM  

Gubbo: Alex_Lee: Gubbo: We'll have to see. I think he's gonna be the nom,assuming it isn't the former guy

I'm afraid you're right. He definitely wants it and seems to have the backers in place.

I hope we're wrong.

When I think who's the least qualified and most dangerous, he just jumps ahead of everyone else.


Oh yeah, definitely. He's very opaque, I'd like to know who owns him.
 
2021-08-03 10:41:26 PM  

AirForceVet: dodecahedron: Now if only we could get a stronger opponent to run against him.

How about Trump?


Bite your tongue.
 
2021-08-03 10:51:10 PM  

AirForceVet: dodecahedron: Now if only we could get a stronger opponent to run against him.

How about Trump?


Yes perfect
 
2021-08-03 11:22:35 PM  
FL would had been better off voting for a meth head
 
2021-08-03 11:22:41 PM  
No, the big question is, Will Florida voters vote for him for President? As it's beginning to look like not just No, but F*CK NO, he may have lost the nom.
 
2021-08-03 11:23:28 PM  
The wingnuts hate him for "selling out" over vaccinations.

The same ones object to him turning Florida into the national Petri dish for Covid variants.
 
2021-08-03 11:24:55 PM  

Fart_Machine: The wingnuts hate him for "selling out" over vaccinations.

The same ones object to him turning Florida into the national Petri dish for Covid variants.


Same sane

Gah!
 
2021-08-03 11:29:15 PM  
He will still get voted in.

I live in Florida and even the faux libs here think he kept the state alive.
 
2021-08-03 11:29:49 PM  
I am going to post this on every DeSantis/COVID thread.

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Unless someone posts it first.  Feel free to use.  (I wonder if I should start watermarking these things.  I have made a LOT of things over the years.  If you are curious, check out my profile tab)
 
2021-08-03 11:31:03 PM  
Florida will be underwater in a few years and only scum like DeSantis will float.
 
2021-08-03 11:36:06 PM  
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womp womp
 
2021-08-03 11:36:56 PM  
I don't get it. Why bring up the majority of voters? What does that possibly have to do with a Republican being elected President?
 
2021-08-03 11:37:04 PM  
He's not going anywhere
 
2021-08-03 11:37:27 PM  
Sounds like it's about time for a

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2021-08-03 11:37:31 PM  
Preemptive fellatio 3+ years out? Not my style.
 
2021-08-03 11:40:21 PM  
The fact it hasn't been in the toilet since day 1 says all you need to know about florida.
 
2021-08-03 11:40:42 PM  
I love the idea, but it's only possible in a world where Republican Politicians are ever held accountable for their criminal incompetence.

Or really held accountable for literally anything, for that matter.
 
2021-08-03 11:43:36 PM  

Ken S.: Hard to believe complete indifference to the health and welfare of your constituents is bad for polling.


In this country, that actually is kind of hard to believe.
 
2021-08-03 11:46:06 PM  

Gyrfalcon: No, the big question is, Will Florida voters vote for him for President? As it's beginning to look like not just No, but F*CK NO, he may have lost the nom.


The bigger question is whether the Floriduh vote totals, or the Floriduh electors, will reflect the will of Floriduh voters.

Counting the votes in your own election has its advantages.

There's a very good chance DeSantis will win the Floriduh vote. It's certain he will win Floriduh's electors.
 
2021-08-03 11:50:29 PM  

kbronsito: FL would had been better off voting for a meth head


They voted for Matt Gaetz.
 
2021-08-03 11:52:18 PM  
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While it's true that this is as bad of a time in Florida as it's ever been, even worse than the peak, just remember- it's not half as bad as it was in North and South Dakota.
 
2021-08-03 11:54:26 PM  

dodecahedron: Now if only we could get a stronger opponent to run against him.


I know! Let's get a really old white man!!
 
2021-08-03 11:58:34 PM  

mithras_angel: kbronsito: FL would had been better off voting for a meth head

They voted for Matt Gaetz.


not many of them. GasPedo just represents the part of the state that's basically alabama. this is his district:

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and yeah it has about 800,000 people in it, but it's like NOBODY knows 22 million people live here.

and DeathSantis "won" last time by less than 33,000 votes. in a suspicious recount.
DeathSantis can only win if he cheats. and he WILL cheat.

so we need people to turn out to vote and smash his efforts into oblivion.
 
2021-08-04 12:00:09 AM  
also, is it like pol tab DeathSantis Party Down Day or something? so many threads....
 
2021-08-04 12:04:22 AM  
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2021-08-04 12:04:48 AM  

theflatline: He will still get voted in.

I live in Florida and even the faux libs here think he kept the state alive.


This is a state that elected Bat Boy Medicare fraudster Rick Scott governor twice. Of course DeSantis will be re-elected.

It's too bad Val Demings has decided to run for Senate instead of Governor. I think she'd beat him.
 
2021-08-04 12:06:15 AM  
He isn't losing support so much as he is losing supporters.
 
2021-08-04 12:07:06 AM  

Gubbo: We'll have to see. I think he's gonna be the nom,assuming it isn't the former guy


I can only hope that Trump does Trump and drags down DeSantis out of jealously.
 
2021-08-04 12:11:00 AM  

The Perineum Falcon: I am going to post this on every DeSantis/COVID thread.

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Unless someone posts it first.  Feel free to use.  (I wonder if I should start watermarking these things.  I have made a LOT of things over the years.  If you are curious, check out my profile tab)


My tee shirts were going to read "Don't DeSantis my Death" but I didn't want to be some morbid asshole who profited off of people's misery.
 
2021-08-04 12:17:42 AM  

kbronsito: FL would had been better off voting for a meth head


Yeah at least that guy knew how to party
 
2021-08-04 12:17:57 AM  
The majority of voters are desantisfied with his performance.
 
2021-08-04 12:19:40 AM  

theflatline: He will still get voted in.

I live in Florida and even the faux libs here think he kept the state alive.


your state is farking reta-.. dumb
 
2021-08-04 12:19:54 AM  

jso2897: dodecahedron: Now if only we could get a stronger opponent to run against him.

I know! Let's get a really old white man!!


shiat, let's try it. it worked in 2020.
 
2021-08-04 12:20:15 AM  

luna1580: also, is it like pol tab DeathSantis Party Down Day or something? so many threads....


The Pol Tab Batmen are always on the lookout for their Jokers.
 
2021-08-04 12:21:07 AM  

jso2897: dodecahedron: Now if only we could get a stronger opponent to run against him.

I know! Let's get a really old white man!!


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it's his turn
 
2021-08-04 12:23:24 AM  
That's what voter suppression and gerrymandering are for.
 
2021-08-04 12:26:09 AM  

lincoln65: [Fark user image 850x488]

While it's true that this is as bad of a time in Florida as it's ever been, even worse than the peak, just remember- it's not half as bad as it was in North and South Dakota.


sure, but that's a graph with time on the horizontal axis, increasing as you go to the right, and the amount of information increases a hell of a lot in that time span. the excuses must disappear as time advances.

n. and s. dakota's travails were borne from ineptitude and sadness. florida is (and texas is) beyond ineptitude - we're talking evil now.
 
2021-08-04 12:28:39 AM  
He'll kill thousands just to come in 4th place in Iowa
 
2021-08-04 12:30:47 AM  
Dye your hair a pale blond, adopt a nasally Queens accent. They'll never notice.
 
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