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(People Magazine)   Jennifer Aniston no longer, um... Friends... with antivaxers   (people.com) divider line
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2021-08-03 7:27:57 PM  
Good job, Jen.

Clap clap clap clap.
 
2021-08-03 7:35:39 PM  
"I've just lost a few people in my weekly routine who have refused or did not disclose [whether or not they had been vaccinated], and it was unfortunate," Aniston continued. "I feel it's your moral and professional obligation to inform, since we're not all podded up and being tested every single day. It's tricky because everyone is entitled to their own opinion - but a lot of opinions don't feel based in anything except fear or propaganda."

Well said. By this point, if you're afraid to disclose you got vaccinated, either you aren't, or you're ashamed for some reason. Either way, you're a moron who I wouldn't want to associate with.
 
2021-08-03 7:35:48 PM  
Has she unfriended these peeps permanently - or is she (wait for it) ON A BREAK?
 
2021-08-03 7:41:25 PM  
Oh baby Jen, you got what I neeeeed...
 
2021-08-03 7:57:19 PM  

oldfarthenry: Has she unfriended these peeps permanently - or is she (wait for it) ON A BREAK?


She keeps waiting for them to PIVOT.
 
2021-08-03 8:46:07 PM  
We're the Millers - Friends song
Youtube iMyCFOT62qk
 
2021-08-03 9:46:26 PM  
Me neither
 
2021-08-03 10:30:55 PM  
I'm double vaxxed, she can call me any time.
 
2021-08-03 10:34:49 PM  
Jen, just so you know, I have all my shots.
Give me a call sometime, we'll hang out and I can show you my graphic novel collection
 
2021-08-03 10:41:46 PM  
Is Jennifer Aniston white?
 
2021-08-03 10:45:40 PM  
Good on her.

/Still Team Angie
 
2021-08-03 10:49:56 PM  

Kris_Romm: Good job, Jen.

Clap clap clap clap.


Glad she nipped that.
 
2021-08-03 10:50:19 PM  
Yep, if you cannot admit, or do not want to disclose you got vaccinated, everyone has to assume you didn't get vaccinated.

We tried the "vaccinated do not have to wear mask" and people are being deceiving, they should be shuned
 
2021-08-03 10:59:04 PM  

Kris_Romm: Good job, Jen.

Clap clap clap clap.


Are you saying Jen has the clap?
 
2021-08-03 11:00:47 PM  

kkinnison: Yep, if you cannot admit, or do not want to disclose you got vaccinated, everyone has to assume you didn't get vaccinated.

We tried the "vaccinated do not have to wear mask" and people are being deceiving, they should be shuned


We vaccinated people should all get tattoos.  Maybe a barcode we can scan that goes to a federal database.  Scanning it brings up a picture ID, so the person scanning you can verify your identity.  That way anti vaxx chuds can't just copy a barcode (QR code maybe) and fake their way into business or events or into the que for food.  Maybe an anti vaxx identical twin with a pro vaxx twin might be able to scam the system, but that should be a low amount.  And the government shouldn't allow identical twins.

Problem solved.
 
2021-08-03 11:07:39 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: kkinnison: Yep, if you cannot admit, or do not want to disclose you got vaccinated, everyone has to assume you didn't get vaccinated.

We tried the "vaccinated do not have to wear mask" and people are being deceiving, they should be shuned

We vaccinated people should all get tattoos.  Maybe a barcode we can scan that goes to a federal database.  Scanning it brings up a picture ID, so the person scanning you can verify your identity.  That way anti vaxx chuds can't just copy a barcode (QR code maybe) and fake their way into business or events or into the que for food.  Maybe an anti vaxx identical twin with a pro vaxx twin might be able to scam the system, but that should be a low amount.  And the government shouldn't allow identical twins.

Problem solved.


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2021-08-03 11:14:26 PM  
Team Pfizer, baby

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2021-08-03 11:20:08 PM  

johnny_vegas: Team Pfizer, baby

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She makes some good points.
 
2021-08-03 11:23:25 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: kkinnison: Yep, if you cannot admit, or do not want to disclose you got vaccinated, everyone has to assume you didn't get vaccinated.

We tried the "vaccinated do not have to wear mask" and people are being deceiving, they should be shuned

We vaccinated people should all get tattoos.  Maybe a barcode we can scan that goes to a federal database.  Scanning it brings up a picture ID, so the person scanning you can verify your identity.  That way anti vaxx chuds can't just copy a barcode (QR code maybe) and fake their way into business or events or into the que for food.  Maybe an anti vaxx identical twin with a pro vaxx twin might be able to scam the system, but that should be a low amount.  And the government shouldn't allow identical twins.

Problem solved.


Yea sure. Knock yourself out. I took a picture of my vaccination card with my phone.
 
2021-08-03 11:27:00 PM  

johnny_vegas: Team Pfizer, baby

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2021-08-03 11:27:48 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: AmbassadorBooze: kkinnison: Yep, if you cannot admit, or do not want to disclose you got vaccinated, everyone has to assume you didn't get vaccinated.

We tried the "vaccinated do not have to wear mask" and people are being deceiving, they should be shuned

We vaccinated people should all get tattoos.  Maybe a barcode we can scan that goes to a federal database.  Scanning it brings up a picture ID, so the person scanning you can verify your identity.  That way anti vaxx chuds can't just copy a barcode (QR code maybe) and fake their way into business or events or into the que for food.  Maybe an anti vaxx identical twin with a pro vaxx twin might be able to scam the system, but that should be a low amount.  And the government shouldn't allow identical twins.

Problem solved.

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Those were involuntary.  I propose voluntary barcodes so, we the vaccinated, can identify each other, and shun the antivaxxers.  Like stated above, we tried the no mask as a sign that a person is vaccinated.  That failed.  We need something.  We need to have a fool proof way to know who is pro science and who isnt.

I had proposed the government engineer a virus that is completely destroyed by the vaccine but has a 100 percent kill rate for the anti vaxxers (yes, the immuno compromised will have to be evacuated to bubble cities, but that is the cost of doing business), but people had a problem with that.

The vaccination card they gave us won't work.  They can be forged.  We need a government database and some way to make sure the person you are with is vaccinated, and the person they claim to be.  A forehead barcode is probably the only way.

I am vaccinated.  How can I shun the antivaxxers, right now?  We need a clear way to differentiate us from them.
 
2021-08-03 11:28:36 PM  

MechaPyx: AmbassadorBooze: kkinnison: Yep, if you cannot admit, or do not want to disclose you got vaccinated, everyone has to assume you didn't get vaccinated.

We tried the "vaccinated do not have to wear mask" and people are being deceiving, they should be shuned

We vaccinated people should all get tattoos.  Maybe a barcode we can scan that goes to a federal database.  Scanning it brings up a picture ID, so the person scanning you can verify your identity.  That way anti vaxx chuds can't just copy a barcode (QR code maybe) and fake their way into business or events or into the que for food.  Maybe an anti vaxx identical twin with a pro vaxx twin might be able to scam the system, but that should be a low amount.  And the government shouldn't allow identical twins.

Problem solved.

Yea sure. Knock yourself out. I took a picture of my vaccination card with my phone.


Those can be forged.  And are not linked to the federal database with picture ID.
 
2021-08-04 12:16:04 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: kkinnison: Yep, if you cannot admit, or do not want to disclose you got vaccinated, everyone has to assume you didn't get vaccinated.

We tried the "vaccinated do not have to wear mask" and people are being deceiving, they should be shuned

We vaccinated people should all get tattoos.  Maybe a barcode we can scan that goes to a federal database.  Scanning it brings up a picture ID, so the person scanning you can verify your identity.  That way anti vaxx chuds can't just copy a barcode (QR code maybe) and fake their way into business or events or into the que for food.  Maybe an anti vaxx identical twin with a pro vaxx twin might be able to scam the system, but that should be a low amount.  And the government shouldn't allow identical twins.

Problem solved.


Or ya know... Americans should just get vaccinated for the good of all Americans. Now, however, the right thinks it's a team sport instead of being an American.
 
2021-08-04 12:28:30 AM  

johnny_vegas: Team Pfizer, baby

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2021-08-04 12:50:00 AM  
I'm not anti-vax (though I'm not entirely convinced of its safety or efficacy yet), but it's adorable that anyone thinks those who are will care what Jennifer Aniston, or ANY celebrity, for that matter, thinks about them.
 
2021-08-04 4:49:14 AM  

AgtSmithReloaded: I'm not anti-vax (though I'm not entirely convinced of its safety or efficacy yet), but it's adorable that anyone thinks those who are will care what Jennifer Aniston, or ANY celebrity, for that matter, thinks about them.


Billions of doses have been given safely, yet you're not entirely convinced that it's safe.
Months of statistics have shown that an overwhelming supermajority of serious cases and deaths are among the unvaccinated, yet you're not certain that it's effective.

What on Earth are you waiting for, a flashing neon sign from God?
 
2021-08-04 7:28:13 AM  
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2021-08-04 7:55:31 AM  
Changing her "weekly routine."
 
2021-08-04 8:45:09 AM  
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2021-08-04 3:07:40 PM  

solokumba: AmbassadorBooze: kkinnison: Yep, if you cannot admit, or do not want to disclose you got vaccinated, everyone has to assume you didn't get vaccinated.

We tried the "vaccinated do not have to wear mask" and people are being deceiving, they should be shuned

We vaccinated people should all get tattoos.  Maybe a barcode we can scan that goes to a federal database.  Scanning it brings up a picture ID, so the person scanning you can verify your identity.  That way anti vaxx chuds can't just copy a barcode (QR code maybe) and fake their way into business or events or into the que for food.  Maybe an anti vaxx identical twin with a pro vaxx twin might be able to scam the system, but that should be a low amount.  And the government shouldn't allow identical twins.

Problem solved.

Or ya know... Americans should just get vaccinated for the good of all Americans. Now, however, the right thinks it's a team sport instead of being an American.


We tried the whole "do it for the good of the nation".  That failed.  We are at war, and the chuds chose to side with the virus.  Let them die of the virus.  Let's get a federal database and tattoos so we know who is chud and who is a member of the party in good standing.
 
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