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(Local10 WPLG)   Won't someone please think of the penguins?   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Bird, Penguin, sea ice habitat of Emperor penguins, Global warming, climate change, Antarctic Peninsula, Climate change, Emperor Penguin  
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2021-08-03 9:29:48 PM  
Bloom County sure does.
 
2021-08-03 11:00:15 PM  
I'm all about saving the penguins and want to find ways to reverse global climate change, but the article says that penguins need the ice sheets to survive and never explains why. If the ice sheets break up and the penguins have to lay eggs on land, is that a problem? If temps warm up to above -40F, is that too warm for them?

Far be it from me to deny penguins their right to freezing their tail feathers off in a barren and sterile ice wasteland, but wouldn't they be happier in a place like Hawaii?

I definitely would be.
 
2021-08-03 11:11:41 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm all about saving the penguins and want to find ways to reverse global climate change, but the article says that penguins need the ice sheets to survive and never explains why. If the ice sheets break up and the penguins have to lay eggs on land, is that a problem? If temps warm up to above -40F, is that too warm for them?

Far be it from me to deny penguins their right to freezing their tail feathers off in a barren and sterile ice wasteland, but wouldn't they be happier in a place like Hawaii?

I definitely would be.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afric​a​n_penguin

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2021-08-03 11:29:54 PM  
Maybe they will just switch from tuxedos to summer-wear?
 
2021-08-03 11:36:57 PM  
Unfortunately, they taste horrible or we'd manage their population and give a damn about their climate
 
2021-08-04 12:32:04 AM  
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2021-08-04 4:33:57 AM  

holdmybones: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm all about saving the penguins and want to find ways to reverse global climate change, but the article says that penguins need the ice sheets to survive and never explains why. If the ice sheets break up and the penguins have to lay eggs on land, is that a problem? If temps warm up to above -40F, is that too warm for them?

Far be it from me to deny penguins their right to freezing their tail feathers off in a barren and sterile ice wasteland, but wouldn't they be happier in a place like Hawaii?

I definitely would be.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa​n_penguin

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galapag​o​s_penguin
 
2021-08-04 6:32:42 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm all about saving the penguins and want to find ways to reverse global climate change, but the article says that penguins need the ice sheets to survive and never explains why. If the ice sheets break up and the penguins have to lay eggs on land, is that a problem? If temps warm up to above -40F, is that too warm for them?

Far be it from me to deny penguins their right to freezing their tail feathers off in a barren and sterile ice wasteland, but wouldn't they be happier in a place like Hawaii?

I definitely would be.


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No doubt
 
2021-08-04 2:15:30 PM  
Meh, I've been told that we have already past the point of no return when it comes to "climate change".  I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride by enjoying my pina colada on the beach while blasting an AC window unit on a gas generator.
 
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