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(Medium)   Let's look into what online trends have been emerging among the militia movement since the failed January 6th insurr-- Oh, my   (medium.com) divider line
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2021-08-03 5:22:17 PM  
Confessing and cooperating?
 
2021-08-03 10:01:04 PM  
Dildos, lots and lots of dildos.
 
2021-08-03 11:50:43 PM  
If we can hear them, we can find them. Kill them. I don't care about anything else.
 
2021-08-03 11:50:46 PM  
Deaths from covid contracted while farking their cousins?
 
2021-08-03 11:51:55 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Confessing and cooperating?


It's just an FBI spearfishing program all the way down.

/ look out for people who have stopped, are collaborating and are listening to every traitorous word you Red Hat scum are saying
 
2021-08-03 11:52:55 PM  
Is Major Tom your first friend on MyMilitia?
 
2021-08-03 11:57:02 PM  
Propaganda and organizing, according to TFA.

Let's hope they're as bad at that as they are at everything else.
 
2021-08-03 11:59:42 PM  
They are not militias. They are terrorists. Is it any wonder we have perpetual problems with them when we cant even call them what they really are?
 
2021-08-03 11:59:55 PM  
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2021-08-04 12:01:25 AM  
They pop their heads up, treat them like whack-a-mole.
I know a few of these tough-talk pepper types. They're so wrapped up in their cool gear and what they could do with it....  Pretending that they know exactly what to do when society collapses.
Gotta take care of your own...
Better nut up when people come for your food...
Blah blah blah... hope they realize that drive thrus will be closed.
 
2021-08-04 12:01:33 AM  

iheartscotch: / look out for people who have stopped, are collaborating and are listening to every traitorous word you Red Hat scum are saying


Too cold.

Word to ya motha.
 
2021-08-04 12:04:21 AM  
I'm really surprised that the Gravy Seals aren't using CoD or something to gather and train remotely.
 
2021-08-04 12:04:49 AM  
Playing grabass in the woods, feeling sorry for themselves, rebranding and infighting?
 
2021-08-04 12:09:37 AM  
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2021-08-04 12:10:40 AM  
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They always leave our LARPing. Why? They'd get hella more members that way.
 
2021-08-04 12:14:34 AM  
They are nothing that a hail of bullets won't solve. And that's exactly what it will take to prevent an outright fascist overthrow of the republic. It will happen within our lifetimes.
 
2021-08-04 12:17:03 AM  

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:-/ that could make the poop deck slippery
 
2021-08-04 12:17:15 AM  

Pinner: They pop their heads up, treat them like whack-a-mole.
I know a few of these tough-talk pepper types. They're so wrapped up in their cool gear and what they could do with it....  Pretending that they know exactly what to do when society collapses.
Gotta take care of your own...
Better nut up when people come for your food...
Blah blah blah... hope they realize that drive thrus will be closed.


If they're lucky, they'll have a can of Sterno to boil the water they drew from a creek lest they get Shigella. Again. For the third time.
 
2021-08-04 12:19:37 AM  

Lochsteppe: Propaganda and organizing, according to TFA.

Let's hope they're as bad at that as they are at everything else.


You forgot the more important part, merchandising.  Smaller scale edition of what Trump pulls for many of these assholes, it's cosplay other idiots will pay you to do, enough to buy lots of toys, gold digger trophy wives, and knob slobbering from random delusionals with
 
2021-08-04 12:20:00 AM  

IgG4: Dildos, lots and lots of dildos.


If they're buying, I've got plenty for sale.

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2021-08-04 12:20:44 AM  

gameshowhost: The Irresponsible Captain: [Fark user image 425x289]

:-/ that could make the poop deck slippery


What's a poop deck without seamen?
 
2021-08-04 12:23:42 AM  

ElPrimitivo: IgG4: Dildos, lots and lots of dildos.

If they're buying, I've got plenty for sale.

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2021-08-04 12:25:24 AM  
Somewhere tonight an anti government traitor with a bunch of confederate flag stickers on his pickup truck is breathing his last breaths into a ventilator in a hospital.

You know, I guess I will have another glass of scotch.
 
2021-08-04 12:28:25 AM  
It's eyebrow threading, isn't it.
 
2021-08-04 12:28:34 AM  

ElPrimitivo: IgG4: Dildos, lots and lots of dildos.

If they're buying, I've got plenty for sale.

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Or our special model for sports enthusiasts:

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2021-08-04 12:33:34 AM  

Rucker10: Somewhere tonight an anti government traitor with a bunch of confederate flag stickers on his pickup truck is breathing his last breaths into a ventilator in a hospital.

You know, I guess I will have another glass of scotch.


Are they really his at that point?
 
2021-08-04 12:36:55 AM  
So many treason weasels are not gonna see American open skies in 2022. Many more will see nothing but the bottom of a coffin lid. Good riddance, either way, for the sake of the republic.

But it's also sad. So many Americans will die or be imprisoned for rank ignorance, while fark-biscuits like Chad DeSantis and Chad Abbott are convinced that the only way they can remain relevant is by manufacturing and pandering to their replacements.

DeSantis and Abbott and King Trump -- as well as lesser lights like Karen Noem -- and their media horde on Fox (because OANN will never really matter) will continue to claim persecution from the left, even as they do their best to kill their supporters because libs like oxygen and science.

It's a shiatstorm of ignorance that has enveloped the right in America. I honestly wish it wasn't so complete, because there are some people covered in it, reveling in it, who I once loved and who I once thought could be redeemed.
 
2021-08-04 12:37:52 AM  
Sucking their own dicks? Check.


Stockpiling weapons for their children to kill themselves with? Check.


Crying for the hugs from daddy that never came? Check.


Ready to take over America and the world captain Trump! May your cheeseburger and hamberder farts be ever in our faces!
 
2021-08-04 12:39:27 AM  
In this scenario, the government would orchestrate a national tragedy and attribute the tragedy's cause to vaccine skeptics.

Why?  Anti-vaxxers have already magnified our current ongoing plague tragedy, so why invent a fake one when we've already got a proven one on hand already?
 
2021-08-04 12:40:32 AM  
Another page plugged a pro-gun rights shirt from the National Association of Gun Rights

NAGR, Please!

/Not many synonyms for "association" that begin with I...and you know they tried
 
2021-08-04 12:46:24 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: gameshowhost: The Irresponsible Captain: [Fark user image 425x289]

:-/ that could make the poop deck slippery

What's a poop deck without seamen?


darn it, i left an opening for a repartee joke. i never do that!
 
2021-08-04 12:47:28 AM  

Greil: If we can hear them, we can find them. Kill them. I don't care about anything else.


Karma Chameleon: They are not militias. They are terrorists. Is it any wonder we have perpetual problems with them when we cant even call them what they really are?


Sorry, but unitycomityworkwiththegop. And you will like it.
 
2021-08-04 12:50:28 AM  
Read every word of that one.
 
2021-08-04 12:51:39 AM  
The thought of Y'All Qaeda splinter cells has me wondering how many of these morons will blow themselves up before one of them gets it right by the grace of pure dumb luck alone.
 
2021-08-04 12:56:05 AM  
I knew it. Tacticool gear sales have been through the roof.
 
2021-08-04 1:29:14 AM  
Well...
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You can't argue with this
 
2021-08-04 1:44:43 AM  

Derp Du Jour: Well...
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You can't argue with this


Not any more.  My god gene is dead, and now I'm just a passive receiver of liberal propaganda.

I'm wearing two masks just to post on Fark.  I've had six vaccinations.  Someone help me.
 
2021-08-04 1:46:58 AM  
With today's technology tracking a bunch of NAZI LARPers can't be all that difficult. I'll bet that compared to bitcoin mining tracking these "patriots" is a walk in the park.
 
2021-08-04 2:12:57 AM  

Lochsteppe: Propaganda and organizing, according to TFA.

Let's hope they're as bad at that as they are at everything else.


If they were capable of organizing, we'd see some successful organized terrorism from them. Instead we get debacles like Jan 6 or the attempt at kidnapping Whitmer, or even the Branch Dildonians. All the right-wing terrorists I can think of who did significant damage were working alone.
 
2021-08-04 2:22:14 AM  

JRoo: Sucking their own dicks? Check.


Stockpiling weapons for their children to kill themselves with? Check.


Crying for the hugs from daddy that never came? Check.


Ready to take over America and the world captain Trump! May your cheeseburger and hamberder farts be ever in our faces!


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2021-08-04 2:24:07 AM  
Promoting anti-mask hysteria, hating on civil rights protesters and promoting the Big Lie about the election are the "greatest hits" of militia groups?

Gosh, where could they have gotten those ideas from?
 
2021-08-04 2:33:27 AM  
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2021-08-04 2:34:11 AM  

quatchi: Promoting anti-mask hysteria, hating on civil rights protesters and promoting the Big Lie about the election are the "greatest hits" of militia groups?

Gosh, where could they have gotten those ideas from?


They listed child porn/trafficking twice. They must really like it.
 
2021-08-04 2:39:15 AM  

IgG4: Dildos, lots and lots of dildos.


I skimmed enough to confirm this to be the case. But it's the kind you stick up your nose and in your ears and ram way in there until they all touch.
 
2021-08-04 2:50:24 AM  

Derp Du Jour: Well...
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You can't argue with this


Sure you can.  Send a pregnant woman.  One near the 9 month mark if you can manage it.  No one wins that argument.  No one at all.  There will be ripped in half morons strewn around the room and hanging off the chandeliers, and a blood covered pregnant lady that IS TIRED OF THIS SHIAT
 
2021-08-04 2:53:02 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Derp Du Jour: Well...
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You can't argue with this

Sure you can.  Send a pregnant woman.  One near the 9 month mark if you can manage it.  No one wins that argument.  No one at all.  There will be ripped in half morons strewn around the room and hanging off the chandeliers, and a blood covered pregnant lady that IS TIRED OF THIS SHIAT


Rip and tear until it is done!
 
2021-08-04 2:54:11 AM  

IgG4: Dildos, lots and lots of dildos.


I have that one on VHS too.
 
2021-08-04 2:56:45 AM  

UndeadPoetsSociety: Lochsteppe: Propaganda and organizing, according to TFA.

Let's hope they're as bad at that as they are at everything else.

If they were capable of organizing, we'd see some successful organized terrorism from them. Instead we get debacles like Jan 6 or the attempt at kidnapping Whitmer, or even the Branch Dildonians. All the right-wing terrorists I can think of who did significant damage were working alone.


They're working backward towards that. Take them as seriously now as they should have been before Jan 6, and plan to see some lone wolf attacks this year and next year.

They are rotten organizers in general, as we've seen. They fear and hate and mistrust one another almost as much as teh libz...but there are a few who can pull off an Oklahoma City Bombing or a Las Vegas mass murder, and those guys are the saints and martyrs of the cause.
 
2021-08-04 4:17:31 AM  

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I absolutely love that cat's expression watching that stupid shiat go down.
 
2021-08-04 5:11:52 AM  
The DERPRLab identified eight notable trends

Fixed
 
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