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(NBC Washington)   First a drone crashes into the World Trade Center, then the Pentagon goes on lockdown after shots were fired at the Metro station. All we need is a car accident in Shanksville and we'll have a 9/11 trifecta   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
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2021-08-03 1:21:41 PM  
And the Asphalt Princess has had armed people hijack it off the UAE.
 
2021-08-03 1:27:43 PM  
 
2021-08-03 1:40:10 PM  
Saskatoon is in the room...

Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago
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2021-08-03 1:41:14 PM  
Now we need shark attacks off the East Coast.  And for AfroMan to remix his one hit.
 
2021-08-03 1:41:15 PM  
Pentagon thing is just the usual DC area crime wave currently going on.
 
2021-08-03 1:42:11 PM  
Typical response to someone standing on the left on an escalator.
 
2021-08-03 1:43:23 PM  
Who we invading this time?

Hopefully somewhere tropical with nice beaches.
 
2021-08-03 1:48:07 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Who we invading this time?

Hopefully somewhere tropical with nice beaches.


Hulk Hogan's house.
 
2021-08-03 1:50:10 PM  

RolfBlitzer: SirEattonHogg: Who we invading this time?

Hopefully somewhere tropical with nice beaches.

Hulk Hogan's house.


But who gets to bang Bubba's wife?
 
2021-08-03 1:51:03 PM  
Why is the Pentagon that shape?
 
2021-08-03 1:51:33 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Who we invading this time?

Hopefully somewhere tropical with nice beaches.


Texas needs some freedom imposed on it...
 
2021-08-03 1:52:10 PM  

Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?


Because they came up with the name first?
 
2021-08-03 1:53:59 PM  
I'm sure someone backed into a car in the parking lot at the memorial in Shanksville today, does that count?
 
2021-08-03 1:57:18 PM  

Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?


Because it's magic that farks with adversaries.

DUH!
 
2021-08-03 1:58:18 PM  
You don't want to fark around at the Pentagon Metro station. As soon as you come up the escalators, there are a plethora of heavily armed MPs behind bulletproof partitions leading up to the visitor and employee entrances.

Anyone holding a firearm attempting to flee would most likely be dropped the second they got out the doors.
 
2021-08-03 1:58:21 PM  

Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?


It was easier to build than a giant pentagram.
 
2021-08-03 1:59:42 PM  

markie_farkie: You don't want to fark around at the Pentagon Metro station. As soon as you come up the escalators, there are a plethora of heavily armed MPs behind bulletproof partitions leading up to the visitor and employee entrances.

Anyone holding a firearm attempting to flee would most likely be dropped the second they got out the doors.


Yeah right.

Send a mob of fat white guys up the escalator waving Q flags and they'd be in the War Room in no time.
 
2021-08-03 2:02:40 PM  

Nick el Ass: Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?

It was easier to build than a giant pentagram.


They had a weird shaped lot. Originally it was just going to be a rectangle with one corner chopped off, but later the architects decided to make it a regular pentagon.
 
2021-08-03 2:03:55 PM  

Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?


No one could remember how many sides a dodecahedron has.
 
2021-08-03 2:05:01 PM  

Nick el Ass: Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?

It was easier to build than a giant pentagram.


Hell,,they couldn't even get the streets right.

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2021-08-03 2:05:23 PM  

Jeff5: Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?

Because they came up with the name first?


That would be a better story. The original location for the building was bordered by roads on five sides. They moved the location but kept the shape so they wouldn't have to pay for a redesign.
 
2021-08-03 2:09:04 PM  

AirForceVet: And the Asphalt Princess has had armed people hijack it off the UAE.


You mean Iran hijacked it.
 
2021-08-03 2:11:14 PM  
Back in the 60s the Yippies announced their plan to levitate the Pentagon. Later Abbie Hoffman proudly announced they levitated it 3 feet off the ground.

One of the other Yippies said, Abbie is so full of crap; it was only about six inches.
 
2021-08-03 2:13:05 PM  

Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?


Because one more side and it would be the Hexagon
 
2021-08-03 2:15:30 PM  

Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?


They ran out of money so they couldn't do the other 3 sides.
 
2021-08-03 2:26:48 PM  
Look, I grew up near there.  Shanksville ain't progressive enough for 'cars'.

A two-cow collision, maybe.
 
2021-08-03 2:28:37 PM  
WUSA is reporting that one police died at the Pentagon today
 
2021-08-03 2:29:38 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: markie_farkie: You don't want to fark around at the Pentagon Metro station. As soon as you come up the escalators, there are a plethora of heavily armed MPs behind bulletproof partitions leading up to the visitor and employee entrances.

Anyone holding a firearm attempting to flee would most likely be dropped the second they got out the doors.

Yeah right.

Send a mob of fat white guys up the escalator waving Q flags and they'd be in the War Room in no time.


Sorry, the Trump Traitors aren't in charge any longer.
 
2021-08-03 2:30:42 PM  

Walker: Pentagon thing is just the usual DC area crime wave currently going on.


It sounds like the police officer actually died, so this is either about to become a huge story or disappear into the memory hole entirely depending on the race and political affiliations of the perpetrator.
 
2021-08-03 2:34:39 PM  

GrinzGrimly: Walker: Pentagon thing is just the usual DC area crime wave currently going on.

It sounds like the police officer actually died, so this is either about to become a huge story or disappear into the memory hole entirely depending on the race and political affiliations of the perpetrator.


A man was stabbed to death brutally with a pen knife on the red line around Woodley Park. The DC metro itself has killed people through incompetent management and according to the Washington Post full of Racism (3 day story about how racist it is)

Do you even remember any of that? Didn't think so, down the memory hole it goes.
 
2021-08-03 3:07:06 PM  
What abou a shanking in Shanksville?
 
2021-08-03 3:18:19 PM  

vudukungfu: Clicks https://www.newsbreak.com/chan​n​els/shanksville-pa

"Pedestrian killed after struck by truck in Bedford County"

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2021-08-03 3:26:00 PM  

Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?


"The Trapezoid" didn't inspire as much fear in our enemies.
 
2021-08-03 3:35:30 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Solty Dog: Why is the Pentagon that shape?

"The Trapezoid" didn't inspire as much fear in our enemies.


If only they had kept the interior reinforcement walls. Then it could have been The Pentagram.
 
2021-08-03 6:12:43 PM  

Walker: Pentagon thing is just the usual DC area crime wave currently going on.


there is no crime wave in DC.
 
2021-08-03 9:15:26 PM  

TrashcanMan: Walker: Pentagon thing is just the usual DC area crime wave currently going on.

there is no crime wave in DC.


Yeah I doubt that after living in the area and oh look at this.

DC's homicide rate already is outpacing 2020, which saw a 16-year-high
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2021-08-03 9:51:49 PM  

Intrepid00: TrashcanMan: Walker: Pentagon thing is just the usual DC area crime wave currently going on.

there is no crime wave in DC.

Yeah I doubt that after living in the area and oh look at this.

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What's Arlington's murder rate?  you know...where this happened.
 
2021-08-03 10:03:33 PM  

TrashcanMan: Intrepid00: TrashcanMan: Walker: Pentagon thing is just the usual DC area crime wave currently going on.

there is no crime wave in DC.

Yeah I doubt that after living in the area and oh look at this.

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What's Arlington's murder rate?  you know...where this happened.


Last time I was in Arlington there were so many bodies no one was doing anything about them but walking around then.
 
2021-08-03 11:14:17 PM  
Isn't the pentagon 10-sided?
 
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