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2021-08-03 3:28:16 PM  
Mix it with strawberry daiquiri for a Miami Vice.

/Then pretend your at the tiki bar...
 
2021-08-03 5:26:39 PM  
I dunno subby, as Piña Colada's go, this isn't the worst recipe. I don't normally go for tropical drinks, but I'd drink one of these -- with an extra shot of rum, of course.
 
2021-08-03 5:29:49 PM  
Pineapple, coconut, rum .... what's not to love, subby?
 
2021-08-03 5:37:23 PM  

kmgenesis23: Pineapple, coconut, rum .... what's not to love, subby?


The pineapple and the coconut.

/Not subby but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
 
2021-08-03 5:38:26 PM  
"2 ounces dark rum (optional)"

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2021-08-03 5:54:05 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: "2 ounces dark rum (optional)"

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Yeah, wtf??? Might as well have a Shirley Temple.

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2021-08-03 6:18:49 PM  
I'm at least showing some class this week.

Dark and Stormy. Perfect for the mood. The ginger beer burn makes it a sipping drink while you contemplate the futility of life and how little the world cares about your insignificant presence.

Pina colada is just too white girl partying at the beach. Then again last time I was in Belize I was on a white Russian kick. Looking back that had to be weird. Who the fark drinks a white Russian on a beach?
 
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2021-08-03 6:25:05 PM  

freakdiablo: kmgenesis23: Pineapple, coconut, rum .... what's not to love, subby?

The pineapple and the coconut.

/Not subby but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.


You don't like coconuts?
"You LIke Every Boy" from "It's a Wonderful Life"
Youtube yH_dUxEhqK8
 
2021-08-03 6:25:18 PM  

Axeofjudgement: I'm at least showing some class this week.

Dark and Stormy. Perfect for the mood. The ginger beer burn makes it a sipping drink while you contemplate the futility of life and how little the world cares about your insignificant presence.

Pina colada is just too white girl partying at the beach. Then again last time I was in Belize I was on a white Russian kick. Looking back that had to be weird. Who the fark drinks a white Russian on a beach?


I have a weakness for those. I will drink them like water, and do incredibly stupid shiat.

/even more stupid than usual I mean
 
2021-08-03 7:19:33 PM  
I love a pina colada from time to time. The best I ever had was at the Ritz on Cayman.
I have a pretty substantial tiki mug and recipe book collection. With all that being said, next time you think about pina colada, make a painkiller instead. It's all the best parts of a pina colada and none of the filler. Also this drink can be made with 2, 3 or 4 oz of Pusser's rum.

https://www.liquor.com/recipes/painki​l​ler/
 
2021-08-03 7:42:17 PM  

Gubbo: Axeofjudgement: I'm at least showing some class this week.

Dark and Stormy. Perfect for the mood. The ginger beer burn makes it a sipping drink while you contemplate the futility of life and how little the world cares about your insignificant presence.

Pina colada is just too white girl partying at the beach. Then again last time I was in Belize I was on a white Russian kick. Looking back that had to be weird. Who the fark drinks a white Russian on a beach?

I have a weakness for those. I will drink them like water, and do incredibly stupid shiat.

/even more stupid than usual I mean


Ah but was it tastefully stupid? Cause the best fishing tales start with "it was dark and stormy"

It's a great drink. So I ain't judging you for shiat. I constantly want or do stupid shiat and I can't say those help
 
2021-08-03 7:54:49 PM  

gopher321: SpecialSnowFlake: "2 ounces dark rum (optional)"

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Yeah, wtf??? Might as well have a Shirley Temple.

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I'm not sure if you two are joking or if you're just really big fans of dark rum, but you might be missing the non-optional 8 oz of white rum earlier in the recipe?
 
2021-08-03 7:57:05 PM  

Axeofjudgement: I'm at least showing some class this week.

Dark and Stormy. Perfect for the mood. The ginger beer burn makes it a sipping drink while you contemplate the futility of life and how little the world cares about your insignificant presence.

Pina colada is just too white girl partying at the beach. Then again last time I was in Belize I was on a white Russian kick. Looking back that had to be weird. Who the fark drinks a white Russian on a beach?


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2021-08-03 8:43:52 PM  
All that came to mind was "Piano Man", but I never knew that there was a drink named that too.
I'd probably order one, shatter the glass and try to stab Billy Joel in the throat with it if I ever hear that farking song again...
 
2021-08-03 8:45:36 PM  
It's only the second worst song relating to tropical fruit.

Black Lace - Agadoo
Youtube POv-3yIPSWc
 
2021-08-03 8:58:15 PM  

Gordon Bennett: It's only the second worst song relating to tropical fruit.

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Sweet Jesus.
I lasted 1:12 seconds, but that is only because I passed out after the first nine, had an eternity in purgatory, regained my corporeal body, fumbled with the mouse and managed to shut it down.

WHO the FARK would DO such a THING?
 
2021-08-03 9:13:23 PM  

Space Station Wagon: I love a pina colada


Do you like getting caught in the rain?

Ow ow stop throwing rocks jeez that hurts
 
2021-08-03 10:10:02 PM  

phlegmjay: gopher321: SpecialSnowFlake: "2 ounces dark rum (optional)"

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Yeah, wtf??? Might as well have a Shirley Temple.

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I'm not sure if you two are joking or if you're just really big fans of dark rum, but you might be missing the non-optional 8 oz of white rum earlier in the recipe?


True enough. Guess I was blinded by rage.

Or alcohol.
 
2021-08-03 10:18:45 PM  

Percise1: Gordon Bennett: It's only the second worst song relating to tropical fruit.

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Sweet Jesus.
I lasted 1:12 seconds, but that is only because I passed out after the first nine, had an eternity in purgatory, regained my corporeal body, fumbled with the mouse and managed to shut it down.

WHO the FARK would DO such a THING?


Awful, isn't it? I do like the Spitting Image parody it inspired. Almost makes it worth suffering through.

The Chicken Song (1986) | Spitting Image
Youtube kCGOjbyOlc4
 
2021-08-03 10:24:02 PM  
Nothing like getting shiat faced on the beach drinking piña coladas made with coconut ice cream instead of coconut cream.
 
2021-08-03 10:55:24 PM  
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2021-08-03 10:58:38 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Percise1: Gordon Bennett: It's only the second worst song relating to tropical fruit.

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Sweet Jesus.
I lasted 1:12 seconds, but that is only because I passed out after the first nine, had an eternity in purgatory, regained my corporeal body, fumbled with the mouse and managed to shut it down.

WHO the FARK would DO such a THING?

Awful, isn't it? I do like the Spitting Image parody it inspired. Almost makes it worth suffering through.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/kCGOjbyO​lc4]


I can't watch that right now, I need to sleep tonight... but if you like parodies... ;)


Jimmy Fallon & Jack Black Recreate "More Than Words" Music Video
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2021-08-03 11:18:18 PM  

Axeofjudgement: I'm at least showing some class this week.

Dark and Stormy. Perfect for the mood. The ginger beer burn makes it a sipping drink while you contemplate the futility of life and how little the world cares about your insignificant presence.

Pina colada is just too white girl partying at the beach. Then again last time I was in Belize I was on a white Russian kick. Looking back that had to be weird. Who the fark drinks a white Russian on a beach?


I, too, hate getting drunk and enjoying it. I have to drink bitter, mean drinks because that way I know I'm super tough.

/Like Dark and Stormies (really makes it seem sillier when you pluralize it)
//Like Painkillers
///Like Pina Coladas
////Hell, I like the song (and Piano Man, too, while we're at it)! Not enough songs out there about trying to cheat on your spouse and ending up learning something new about your relationship and your partner
 
2021-08-03 11:27:47 PM  
Maybe I like all rum drinks. Rummy rummy rum.

/Just had some rum & root beer. Not bad.
//Don't use a particular brand of rum for painkillers 'cause that douche stole a recipe then trademarked it, so f*ck him
///Google's home page gives me a fair amount of rum-related links on mobile
 
2021-08-03 11:33:57 PM  

IAmRight: Axeofjudgement: I'm at least showing some class this week.

Dark and Stormy. Perfect for the mood. The ginger beer burn makes it a sipping drink while you contemplate the futility of life and how little the world cares about your insignificant presence.

Pina colada is just too white girl partying at the beach. Then again last time I was in Belize I was on a white Russian kick. Looking back that had to be weird. Who the fark drinks a white Russian on a beach?

I, too, hate getting drunk and enjoying it. I have to drink bitter, mean drinks because that way I know I'm super tough.

/Like Dark and Stormies (really makes it seem sillier when you pluralize it)
//Like Painkillers
///Like Pina Coladas
////Hell, I like the song (and Piano Man, too, while we're at it)! Not enough songs out there about trying to cheat on your spouse and ending up learning something new about your relationship and your partner


Can't pluralize it. Just treat it as a plural. Or we get into mooses ans moose. And then fark short circuits and we have that old rehash.

And ya gotta admit it's the perfect sipping drink. The scolding of the ginger. The sweetness of the rum.they complement eachother
 
2021-08-03 11:48:07 PM  

Percise1: Gordon Bennett: Percise1: Gordon Bennett: It's only the second worst song relating to tropical fruit.

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Sweet Jesus.
I lasted 1:12 seconds, but that is only because I passed out after the first nine, had an eternity in purgatory, regained my corporeal body, fumbled with the mouse and managed to shut it down.

WHO the FARK would DO such a THING?

Awful, isn't it? I do like the Spitting Image parody it inspired. Almost makes it worth suffering through.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/kCGOjbyO​lc4]

I can't watch that right now, I need to sleep tonight... but if you like parodies... ;)


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2021-08-04 12:12:15 AM  

Percise1: All that came to mind was "Piano Man", but I never knew that there was a drink named that too.
I'd probably order one, shatter the glass and try to stab Billy Joel in the throat with it if I ever hear that farking song again...


John at the bar can get you that for free.
 
2021-08-04 9:14:49 AM  

Arkanaut: Percise1: All that came to mind was "Piano Man", but I never knew that there was a drink named that too.
I'd probably order one, shatter the glass and try to stab Billy Joel in the throat with it if I ever hear that farking song again...

John at the bar can get you that for free.


Never mind me, I'm making love to my tonic and gin
 
2021-08-04 11:49:21 AM  
Freezing fresh pineapple definitely makes the best impact flavor-wise in this piña colada recipe, but you can use 8 oz. frozen pineapple if you wish.


How exactly do the writers and editors of Bon Appetit think frozen pineapple is made?
 
2021-08-04 12:27:21 PM  
CSB:
I used to work with this ancient Cuban sommelier in Key West who was rumored to be the guy who invented the Pina Colada. Supposedly, he came up with it while working at a resort in Cuba and some other guy stole the recipe and patented it first. IDK, it was a long time ago and I was usually drunk or hung over at the time.
Also, the wife and I disagree on the song. She thinks it's sweet and they rekindle their relationship. I think it ends in Thunder Dome.
 
2021-08-04 4:48:56 PM  

Negative! I am a Meat Popsicle!: CSB:
I used to work with this ancient Cuban sommelier in Key West who was rumored to be the guy who invented the Pina Colada. Supposedly, he came up with it while working at a resort in Cuba and some other guy stole the recipe and patented it first. IDK, it was a long time ago and I was usually drunk or hung over at the time.
Also, the wife and I disagree on the song. She thinks it's sweet and they rekindle their relationship. I think it ends in Thunder Dome.


I've never heard divorce court described as Thunder Dome before, but I like it, I like it a lot.

/csb
I started my legal career doing family law.  On my first case the last item of contention was which parent got to keep the Easy Bake oven at their house. Thirty minutes later...dad keeps the easy bake, my client got $50 on the spot for the sacrifice. Between the $50 he paid his ex and the, adjusted for inflation, $150 he paid for that extra ,5 billable hour...
/end csb
 
2021-08-04 7:35:33 PM  
I can tell this thread contains zero Puerto Ricans.

/recipe in TFA is marginally acceptable except for the lime juice.
 
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