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(Politico)   Trump and Four Seasons Landscaping. No the other Four Seasons Landscaping   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-08-03 12:50:59 PM  
Just when things couldn't get any weirder.  I think Trump f$cked this one up - not Rudy.  Too much of a coincidence that the Trump campaign was already dealing with a company with a similar name.  The reason you know if was Trump's f$ck-up is that people aren't talking about how the error was made.
 
2021-08-03 1:04:11 PM  
Me And Giuliani Down By The Dildo Store
Youtube JERK46C9f7c
 
2021-08-03 2:00:57 PM  
Do I have to buy a tshirt from this place, too?
 
2021-08-03 2:03:57 PM  
In a phone interview, Dan Blumel, the owner of Four Seasons Landscape and Property Services, relayed that the event for which his company did work took place in October. He did not say where specifically, citing a nondisclosure agreement with the client. But he did reveal that one major hiccup fouled up the planning.

"Sadly," Blumel said, "Mr. Trump got Covid."
and did not die."
 
2021-08-03 2:11:47 PM  
Isn't the real story here that the company got paid?  No, not that one, the other landscape company.
/If I think about this one too much, I'll be drinking early.
 
2021-08-03 2:13:11 PM  
The answer was simple. Trump wanted to hold his presser at the 4 Seasons Hotel. And like everything, he thought that him announcing it on T.V was going to make it happen. They said to go suck an egg, and everybody was left scrambling. But instead of finding another acceptable venue and making up some excuse, they handle it in the most Trumpian way possible.
 
2021-08-03 2:13:14 PM  
Once again, Peter Craven's greatest hit (well, the only one I'm aware of):

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2021-08-03 2:14:47 PM  

SonOfSpam: In a phone interview, Dan Blumel, the owner of Four Seasons Landscape and Property Services, relayed that the event for which his company did work took place in October. He did not say where specifically, citing a nondisclosure agreement with the client. But he did reveal that one major hiccup fouled up the planning.

"Sadly," Blumel said, "Mr. Trump got Covid." and did not die."


awful thing to say and I should not funny this, no way should I funny this, becuase then I would be a party to this hilarious but really awful thing to say
 
2021-08-03 2:15:11 PM  
In fact, they were two separate Trump campaign events, each involving a landscaping company named Four Seasons.

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I still say God's Little Creations Day Care would have been a better venue
 
2021-08-03 2:15:23 PM  
A buddy of mine started a landscaping company last summer.  I really wish I had advised him to name it Four Seasons.
 
2021-08-03 2:15:30 PM  
Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

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2021-08-03 2:16:43 PM  
shiatner, Pringle, Bummer, and Gall?
 
2021-08-03 2:20:14 PM  
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There is a reason for the season.
 
2021-08-03 2:20:23 PM  
The question of whether Team Trump messed up the booking has never fully been addressed, despite serious reportorial attempts to get to the bottom of the mystery.

I think Occam's Razor applies here: we are in a simulation and are being farked with because the creators are bored.
 
2021-08-03 2:22:19 PM  
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What other side hustle does the man have now? He's not  a law talking dude anymore, just an old drunk, former "friend" of Trump. When the books are tallied, I wonder how many people Trump will have destroyed by association?  That list is CVS receipt long.
 
2021-08-03 2:28:08 PM  

fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

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Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

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/few get it
//but when they do, hehe
 
2021-08-03 2:30:25 PM  

AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 850x478]
What other side hustle does the man have now? He's not  a law talking dude anymore, just an old drunk, former "friend" of Trump. When the books are tallied, I wonder how many people Trump will have destroyed by association?  That list is CVS receipt long.


kompent?
 
2021-08-03 2:31:33 PM  

SonOfSpam: In a phone interview, Dan Blumel, the owner of Four Seasons Landscape and Property Services, relayed that the event for which his company did work took place in October. He did not say where specifically, citing a nondisclosure agreement with the client. But he did reveal that one major hiccup fouled up the planning.

"Sadly," Blumel said, "Mr. Trump got Covid." and did not die."


An NDA for a landscaping company.
 
2021-08-03 2:33:31 PM  

special20: [Fark user image image 225x225]
There is a reason for the season.


Paulie And Gardeners - The Sopranos HD
Youtube Ikji4czedDM
 
2021-08-03 2:33:48 PM  

divgradcurl: AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 850x478]
What other side hustle does the man have now? He's not  a law talking dude anymore, just an old drunk, former "friend" of Trump. When the books are tallied, I wonder how many people Trump will have destroyed by association?  That list is CVS receipt long.

kompent?


I know, right? you try spelling competent with 4 liters of russian vodok in you at all times.
 
2021-08-03 2:34:50 PM  
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2021-08-03 2:37:12 PM  

gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

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Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

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/few get it
//but when they do, hehe


Jesus Christ, that's hysterical. And available on Amazon. Funny Naughty Foodie Pun Kawaii Pankakke Japanese Pancake T-Shirt https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Z19XFCD/r​ef=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_NKQ82YCBX9M​EPPBAW2AZ

I just ordered one.
 
2021-08-03 2:40:39 PM  

Bathroom Samurai: gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe

Jesus Christ, that's hysterical. And available on Amazon. Funny Naughty Foodie Pun Kawaii Pankakke Japanese Pancake T-Shirt https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Z19XFCD/r​ef=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_NKQ82YCBX9M​EPPBAW2AZ

I just ordered one.


noice, noice. lol
 
2021-08-03 2:42:44 PM  
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good luck with your half-pint of milk? that makes no sense
 
2021-08-03 2:43:46 PM  

gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

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Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

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/few get it
//but when they do, hehe


Dude. Duuuuuude.
 
2021-08-03 2:52:00 PM  
Maybe I'll finally get some seed money for my Four Seasons Blackjack and Hookers Emporium
 
2021-08-03 2:53:28 PM  

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There is a reason for the season.


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2021-08-03 2:55:58 PM  
Interesting. I had theorized that Trump made a statement saying Rudy would be at the Four Seasons to make an announcement. Being in the habit of just showing up and doing whatever they want, they started to set up a press conference and the staff told them to piss off. Since Trump is never wrong, they started looking for a place also called the Four Seasons and, since the place they went happened to be close so they wouldn't be interrupted, off they went.

But I guess not.
 
2021-08-03 2:58:29 PM  

gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

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Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

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/few get it
//but when they do, hehe


Dude.
 
2021-08-03 3:02:44 PM  
Maybe he meant Four Seasonings Manscaping
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2021-08-03 3:04:06 PM  

gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe


That's absolutely brilliant and I love it, but it also falls firmly under the category of "when would I ever be able to get away with wearing it?"  You don't waste a shirt like that in your own home with nobody to appreciate it, but it's not the kind of shirt you can wear out anywhere without getting a whole lot of nasty/disgusted looks.
 
2021-08-03 3:06:52 PM  
"Sadly," Blumel said, "Mr. Trump got Covid."

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2021-08-03 3:08:45 PM  

gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe


That's just ridiculous...

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2021-08-03 3:13:53 PM  
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2021-08-03 3:21:22 PM  
I guess booking a presser here would have been too obvious.
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2021-08-03 3:25:28 PM  

Last Man on Earth: gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe

That's absolutely brilliant and I love it, but it also falls firmly under the category of "when would I ever be able to get away with wearing it?"  You don't waste a shirt like that in your own home with nobody to appreciate it, but it's not the kind of shirt you can wear out anywhere without getting a whole lot of nasty/disgusted looks.


uh yeah, that's the whole point
 
2021-08-03 3:28:57 PM  

gameshowhost: Last Man on Earth: gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe

That's absolutely brilliant and I love it, but it also falls firmly under the category of "when would I ever be able to get away with wearing it?"  You don't waste a shirt like that in your own home with nobody to appreciate it, but it's not the kind of shirt you can wear out anywhere without getting a whole lot of nasty/disgusted looks.

uh yeah, that's the whole point


You should wear that into the IHOP while giggling maniacally and rubbing your hands together.
 
2021-08-03 4:11:24 PM  

Last Man on Earth: gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe

That's absolutely brilliant and I love it, but it also falls firmly under the category of "when would I ever be able to get away with wearing it?"  You don't waste a shirt like that in your own home with nobody to appreciate it, but it's not the kind of shirt you can wear out anywhere without getting a whole lot of nasty/disgusted looks.


When my buddy's son was  born I got the kid a onesie that said "Hung like a 4 year old."

His wife, who is a bit prudish and doesn't like her mother in law (with good reason) decided it would be perfect to wear when visiting said mother in law
 
2021-08-03 4:13:29 PM  

Kalyco Jack: gameshowhost: Last Man on Earth: gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe

That's absolutely brilliant and I love it, but it also falls firmly under the category of "when would I ever be able to get away with wearing it?"  You don't waste a shirt like that in your own home with nobody to appreciate it, but it's not the kind of shirt you can wear out anywhere without getting a whole lot of nasty/disgusted looks.

uh yeah, that's the whole point

You should wear that into the IHOP while giggling maniacally and rubbing your hands together.


so, my normal IHOP routine
 
2021-08-03 4:23:09 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Last Man on Earth: gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe

That's absolutely brilliant and I love it, but it also falls firmly under the category of "when would I ever be able to get away with wearing it?"  You don't waste a shirt like that in your own home with nobody to appreciate it, but it's not the kind of shirt you can wear out anywhere without getting a whole lot of nasty/disgusted looks.

When my buddy's son was  born I got the kid a onesie that said "Hung like a 4 year old."

His wife, who is a bit prudish and doesn't like her mother in law (with good reason) decided it would be perfect to wear when visiting said mother in law


T-shirt hell?

I got my sister's firstborn a onesie that said "All Mommy wanted was a back rub."
 
2021-08-03 4:42:33 PM  

Bathroom Samurai: Pats_Cloth_Coat: Last Man on Earth: gameshowhost: fiddlehead: Have this on a shirt, getting a kick.

[Fark user image 800x800]

Nice. I recently got this t-shirt, in green:

[Fark user image 225x225]

/few get it
//but when they do, hehe

That's absolutely brilliant and I love it, but it also falls firmly under the category of "when would I ever be able to get away with wearing it?"  You don't waste a shirt like that in your own home with nobody to appreciate it, but it's not the kind of shirt you can wear out anywhere without getting a whole lot of nasty/disgusted looks.

When my buddy's son was  born I got the kid a onesie that said "Hung like a 4 year old."

His wife, who is a bit prudish and doesn't like her mother in law (with good reason) decided it would be perfect to wear when visiting said mother in law

T-shirt hell?

I got my sister's firstborn a onesie that said "All Mommy wanted was a back rub."


yes!
 
2021-08-03 6:10:10 PM  

Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image image 425x332]


If you insist.(NSFW)
 
2021-08-03 6:24:56 PM  
Um, no.

It was not four dimensional chess.  It was them making the same mistake twice.
 
2021-08-03 10:05:51 PM  
Alternate theory:

Someone affiliataed with Trump owns (or at least registered) a business called Four Seasons Landsaping. The Trump Campaign booked its event the Four Seasons Total Landscaping that we all know about, but shoveled a shiat-ton of campaign money to the other (Trump-affiliated) Four Seasons Landscaping, hoping that the similar business names wouldn't be noticed or raise any red flags in an audit.

/holy shiat, am I a conspiracy theorist now?
 
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