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(Daily Star)   What is this world coming to, can't a man and his wife enjoy a raunchy bin bonk in public without everyone complaining? (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Giggity, Sexual intercourse, David Smith, David claims, train station bin shed, Human sexual behavior, David's own sex life, Train station, only reason David  
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2021-08-02 10:07:58 AM  
"Oy, you lot! Man an' his lady fair can't have a shag without some pervert with a camera gawkin'? Shove it, you pickle tickler!"
 
2021-08-02 10:51:37 AM  
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2021-08-02 10:53:29 AM  
Raunchy bin bonk is the name of my morrissey cover band.
 
2021-08-02 10:56:38 AM  
Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.
 
2021-08-02 10:58:24 AM  

Marcos P: [Fark user image image 300x296]


In that case, drugs were definitely involved.
 
2021-08-02 11:00:16 AM  
Not if you are going to call it "bin bonk"
 
2021-08-02 11:03:20 AM  
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so glad I saved this gif
 
2021-08-02 11:05:07 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: Raunchy bin bonk is the name of my morrissey cover band.


We used to call that dumpster diving with dinner and a show.
 
2021-08-02 11:07:55 AM  
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2021-08-02 11:08:37 AM  
TFA: "he only came outside to watch because he didn't want to see the couple's antics."

What exactly one do if one *does* want to see folks shagging in public?
 
2021-08-02 11:08:54 AM  
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2021-08-02 11:11:53 AM  

Prof. Frink: TFA: "he only came outside to watch because he didn't want to see the couple's antics."

What exactly one do if one *does* want to see folks shagging in public?


You go to a dogging hot-spot.
 
2021-08-02 11:12:16 AM  
They were filming Crank 3?
 
2021-08-02 11:13:57 AM  

Prof. Frink: TFA: "he only came outside to watch because he didn't want to see the couple's antics."

What exactly one do if one *does* want to see folks shagging in public?


come inside
 
2021-08-02 11:15:41 AM  
Who hasn't had a nice shag next to a dumpster behind the Piggly Wiggly?
 
2021-08-02 11:19:06 AM  
JFC, I couldn't make sense of that word salad.  I thought that lot invented the language.
 
2021-08-02 11:20:31 AM  

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The Fast Show - Arthur Atkinson Complete Part 9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uao​mfC​4F1yg
 
2021-08-02 11:20:33 AM  

jtown: JFC, I couldn't make sense of that word salad.  I thought that lot invented the language.


A bookie's got blagged last night...

Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the f***ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
 
2021-08-02 11:21:02 AM  

LewDux: Prof. Frink: TFA: "he only came outside to watch because he didn't want to see the couple's antics."

What exactly one do if one *does* want to see folks shagging in public?

come inside


Whole lotta coming and going in this scenario.
 
2021-08-02 11:22:54 AM  
Billie and the Bin Bonkers is the name of my '80s cover band.
 
2021-08-02 11:25:14 AM  
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2021-08-02 11:26:46 AM  

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Did you see the video? Sorta want if you're British
 
2021-08-02 11:27:54 AM  
"Omg! They are having sex! How disgusting! I better film it.
 
2021-08-02 11:30:36 AM  

MythDragon: "Omg! They are having sex! How disgusting! I better film it.


In the U.S. you could save a prostitute's career by doing that.
 
2021-08-02 11:30:38 AM  

jtown: JFC, I couldn't make sense of that word salad.  I thought that lot invented the language.


I got most of the way through it and I'm still not 100% clear on what a "bin shed" is.
 
2021-08-02 11:37:35 AM  
Pizzaman - Sex On The Streets 1995
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2021-08-02 11:40:36 AM  
Sex in public can be fun.  It's 'naughty', there's a thrill from the risk of getting caught.  It's also practical if you're young and live in close quarters with your parents and want some privacy.

However, you have to choose your locations such that you're not risking exposing yourself to minors, you're not leaving a mess where someone might sit or walk or whatever, and the correct thing to do upon being discovered is to throw on as much clothing as you can, carry the rest, and run off giggling.

There's an etiquette to these things.
 
2021-08-02 11:45:32 AM  
When you see stuff like this happening in the public, you must walk over to the couple and demand to get tagged in or say "I got next" if they're black. You'll be shocked at how many couples would let you. One couple told us that we have to share our liquor and weed if we wanted to join.
/This is not just a city thing, rent a RV with a few friends and make way to a RV park during the time of some massive sports event.
//A lot of it was going on in RV parks during the NBA all star weekend in Atlanta years back
 
2021-08-02 11:52:07 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: When you see stuff like this happening in the public, you must walk over to the couple and demand to get tagged in or say "I got next" if they're black. You'll be shocked at how many couples would let you. One couple told us that we have to share our liquor and weed if we wanted to join.
/This is not just a city thing, rent a RV with a few friends and make way to a RV park during the time of some massive sports event.
//A lot of it was going on in RV parks during the NBA all star weekend in Atlanta years back


I had a shot at this once, but I declined on the grounds that her friend was holding back her hair so she could simultaneously vomit in the bushes.

They may have been drunk.
 
2021-08-02 11:52:57 AM  

Unsung_Hero: drjekel_mrhyde: When you see stuff like this happening in the public, you must walk over to the couple and demand to get tagged in or say "I got next" if they're black. You'll be shocked at how many couples would let you. One couple told us that we have to share our liquor and weed if we wanted to join.
/This is not just a city thing, rent a RV with a few friends and make way to a RV park during the time of some massive sports event.
//A lot of it was going on in RV parks during the NBA all star weekend in Atlanta years back

I had a shot at this once, but I declined on the grounds that her friend was holding back her hair so she could simultaneously vomit in the bushes.

They may have been drunk.


Yeah. That's a big red flag.
 
2021-08-02 11:59:23 AM  
Why are we such nosy fark faces
 
2021-08-02 11:59:55 AM  

Unsung_Hero: drjekel_mrhyde: When you see stuff like this happening in the public, you must walk over to the couple and demand to get tagged in or say "I got next" if they're black. You'll be shocked at how many couples would let you. One couple told us that we have to share our liquor and weed if we wanted to join.
/This is not just a city thing, rent a RV with a few friends and make way to a RV park during the time of some massive sports event.
//A lot of it was going on in RV parks during the NBA all star weekend in Atlanta years back

I had a shot at this once, but I declined on the grounds that her friend was holding back her hair so she could simultaneously vomit in the bushes.

They may have been drunk.


Boot and rally!

Or, you know, be a decent human being.

Sounds like you made the right choice.
 
2021-08-02 12:01:36 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: jtown: JFC, I couldn't make sense of that word salad.  I thought that lot invented the language.

A bookie's got blagged last night...

Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the f***ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.


BulletTooth LuckyStar
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All but one character needs to be subtitled.  Y.K. Kim is so much easier to understand.
 
2021-08-02 12:03:29 PM  
Winner of the most British Fark headline of the week.
 
2021-08-02 12:03:31 PM  
Mostly serious question:  do British people have trouble reading American tabloids? It could just be my perspective, but I don't feel like our yellow journalism is as jam-packed with slang and idioms as theirs is. I never know what the hell I'm reading.
 
2021-08-02 12:04:22 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: jtown: JFC, I couldn't make sense of that word salad.  I thought that lot invented the language.

A bookie's got blagged last night...

Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the f***ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.


Look in the dog.
 
2021-08-02 12:06:15 PM  

jtown: IRestoreFurniture: jtown: JFC, I couldn't make sense of that word salad.  I thought that lot invented the language.

A bookie's got blagged last night...

Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the f***ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

Look in the dog.


That's a bit strong innit?
 
2021-08-02 12:07:07 PM  
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2021-08-02 12:12:22 PM  

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2021-08-02 12:13:04 PM  
Thread has it all. Misogyny, casual racism, and no one doing anything wrong.

Three thumbs up.
 
2021-08-02 12:14:25 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Who hasn't had a nice shag next to a dumpster behind the Piggly Wiggly?


Brock Turner, convicted rapist?
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... oh wait....  Who *hasn't"
 
2021-08-02 12:17:09 PM  

Nirbo: Thread has it all. Misogyny, casual racism, and no one doing anything wrong.

Three thumbs up.


Do you think it's okay to stare at people who are making out

?
 
2021-08-02 12:23:50 PM  

waxbeans: Nirbo: Thread has it all. Misogyny, casual racism, and no one doing anything wrong.

Three thumbs up.

Do you think it's okay to stare at people who are making out

?


This is Fark. I think everything I've ever done was okay. If not morally the right thing to do.

/DISCLAIMER: It often was not.
 
2021-08-02 12:24:15 PM  

austerity101: do British people have trouble reading American tabloids?


No, I would think that "Bat Boy" is understandable to anyone.
 
2021-08-02 12:26:16 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: austerity101: do British people have trouble reading American tabloids?

No, I would think that "Bat Boy" is understandable to anyone.


He was the CEO of Amazon and deserves your respect.
 
2021-08-02 12:37:52 PM  

Nirbo: Thread has it all. Misogyny, casual racism, and no one doing anything wrong.

Three thumbs up.


Might want to ease up on that throttle. At this point, you're just grinding metal.

/Hey, at least my joke went straight at public masturbaters.
 
2021-08-02 12:39:36 PM  

jtown: JFC, I couldn't make sense of that word salad.  I thought that lot invented the language.


They never stopped inventing it!
 
2021-08-02 12:40:35 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Sex in public can be fun.  It's 'naughty', there's a thrill from the risk of getting caught.  It's also practical if you're young and live in close quarters with your parents and want some privacy.

However, you have to choose your locations such that you're not risking exposing yourself to minors, you're not leaving a mess where someone might sit or walk or whatever, and the correct thing to do upon being discovered is to throw on as much clothing as you can, carry the rest, and run off giggling.

There's an etiquette to these things.


🙄
 
2021-08-02 12:40:56 PM  

NM Volunteer: IRestoreFurniture: jtown: JFC, I couldn't make sense of that word salad.  I thought that lot invented the language.

A bookie's got blagged last night...

Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the f***ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

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All but one character needs to be subtitled.  Y.K. Kim is so much easier to understand.


I miss Dennis Farina
 
2021-08-02 12:45:33 PM  

waxbeans: 😂
Wait a minute is that where I'm going wrong I'm a troll or  this or that and or the other thing because I'm not funny?
is that why I get picked on? so I can say anything I want? if it was just funny?
That's very interesting!
Which means it doesn't even matter if I'm correct or incorrect I should just be funny


So close to a breakthrough, it's heartbreaking and exciting at the same time.

Much like dating and 'be good looking' the important thing with Fark is to bring some humor to your bits. Even if you're going to be a li'l dickish or annoying, at least try to frame some of your bits with something remotely looking like humor. Preferably if you're not pushing down on anyone but yourself.

I will clarify something for you though: you miss a LOT of jokes, and then run the pedant route. Which is NOT the same as being 'correct' or 'incorrect' as much as socially awkward, and we can work with socially awkward if it comes from the right place.
 
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