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(Right Wing Watch)   Just when you think anti-vaxxers can't say anything stupider they keep talking   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2021-08-01 10:07:57 PM  
Wasn't he blaming Chinese secret agents a couple months ago? So, somehow a vaccinated Chinese secret agent got into his office building and sneezed on everybody.
Huh. I'm just wondering where Jesus was for all this.
 
2021-08-01 11:42:53 PM  

felching pen: Wasn't he blaming Chinese secret agents a couple months ago? So, somehow a vaccinated Chinese secret agent got into his office building and sneezed on everybody.
Huh. I'm just wondering where Jesus was for all this.


Yup
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2021-08-02 1:06:27 AM  
Upon recovering from the infection...

Found your problem right there.
 
2021-08-02 1:42:49 AM  
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2021-08-02 1:55:15 AM  
Who the fark is Rick Wiles?  There's too many to keep track of!  How does Right Wing Watch do it?
 
2021-08-02 2:01:58 AM  
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2021-08-02 2:12:31 AM  
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2021-08-02 2:13:06 AM  
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George Soros sent me a pair.
 
2021-08-02 2:14:13 AM  
So, these people are zombie apocalypse larpers or something?

What's the angle?
 
2021-08-02 2:15:29 AM  
We just need to reach out, be respectful, and try to understand them is all.
 
2021-08-02 2:16:39 AM  
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They are, but they're your guys.
 
2021-08-02 2:18:18 AM  

felching pen: Huh. I'm just wondering where Jesus was for all this.


Well, if it's true that he died and accepted responsibility for all of Humanity's sin, he's in hell.
 
2021-08-02 2:18:28 AM  
Apropos of nothing, Typhoid Mary was quarantined against her will.
 
2021-08-02 2:20:56 AM  

Yeast No 7: So, these people are zombie apocalypse larpers or something?

What's the angle?


Their angle  is to avoid doing or saying anything that would admit in any way that they are or were wrong.
 
2021-08-02 2:22:13 AM  
He'll be on a vent in a week. Not sure why people forgot about the grace period after initial infection that the original variant seemed to give the worst cases.
 
2021-08-02 2:24:47 AM  
Yes, we'll all know crazy right-wing assholes say mendacious sh*t. So? What are you going to do about it? Breathlessly report on it and do literally nothing else? Okay.
 
2021-08-02 2:26:12 AM  
*we all know. Thanks, phone.

But seriously, this isn't news. Oh, a conservative said something heinous! Are there no depths to which they won't stoop?? NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. What are you going to do about it? Wrong your hands? That does f*cking nothing. What's the point.
 
2021-08-02 2:27:41 AM  
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2021-08-02 2:30:17 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: felching pen: Huh. I'm just wondering where Jesus was for all this.

Well, if it's true that he died and accepted responsibility for all of Humanity's sin, he's in hell.


You flunked out of some classes didn't you?
 
2021-08-02 2:30:42 AM  
It's too bad Occam's Razor can't actually cut a person.
 
2021-08-02 2:31:40 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Apropos of nothing, Typhoid Mary was quarantined against her will.


She was just exercising her God given right to work in cafeterias.
 
2021-08-02 2:36:30 AM  

austerity101: *we all know. Thanks, phone.

But seriously, this isn't news. Oh, a conservative said something heinous! Are there no depths to which they won't stoop?? NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. What are you going to do about it? Wrong your hands? That does f*cking nothing. What's the point.


Put the bong down and call a friend.
 
2021-08-02 2:40:50 AM  

austerity101: *we all know. Thanks, phone.

But seriously, this isn't news. Oh, a conservative said something heinous! Are there no depths to which they won't stoop?? NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. What are you going to do about it? Wrong your hands? That does f*cking nothing. What's the point.


I try to wrong my hands at least once a day. It might literally be "f*cking nothing" but it's still a lot of fun.

//Yes I know you meant 'wring'
/But your phone had other ideas
 
2021-08-02 2:41:04 AM  
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2021-08-02 2:42:21 AM  

LurkerSupreme: austerity101: *we all know. Thanks, phone.

But seriously, this isn't news. Oh, a conservative said something heinous! Are there no depths to which they won't stoop?? NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. What are you going to do about it? Wrong your hands? That does f*cking nothing. What's the point.

I try to wrong my hands at least once a day. It might literally be "f*cking nothing" but it's still a lot of fun.

//Yes I know you meant 'wring'
/But your phone had other ideas


I wronged my right just last night.

/getting late
//might have to do it again
 
2021-08-02 2:44:29 AM  
I can't yell fire in a theater when there isn't one because it causes panic and confusion so why in the hell are these people allowed to continue to do the same regarding Covid? 1A my ass shut them all down.
 
2021-08-02 2:44:31 AM  

felching pen: Wasn't he blaming Chinese secret agents a couple months ago? So, somehow a vaccinated Chinese secret agent got into his office building and sneezed on everybody.
Huh. I'm just wondering where Jesus was for all this.


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2021-08-02 2:45:16 AM  

Wobambo: We just need to reach out, be respectful, and try to understand them is all.


Can I reach out with a baseball bat?
 
2021-08-02 2:47:46 AM  
The vaccine is the virus, salt is sweet, water causes fires.
 
2021-08-02 2:49:00 AM  
This guy's knowledge of Medicine is almost as bad as his knowledge or Christianity.
 
2021-08-02 2:50:18 AM  
"The Communist Party is the political arm of the Church of Satan. These people that are running the world are Satanists. They're killing off massive numbers of people."

Evidently, they're not killing off nearly enough people.
 
2021-08-02 2:51:30 AM  

bughunter: LurkerSupreme: austerity101: *we all know. Thanks, phone.

But seriously, this isn't news. Oh, a conservative said something heinous! Are there no depths to which they won't stoop?? NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. What are you going to do about it? Wrong your hands? That does f*cking nothing. What's the point.

I try to wrong my hands at least once a day. It might literally be "f*cking nothing" but it's still a lot of fun.

//Yes I know you meant 'wring'
/But your phone had other ideas

I wronged my right just last night.

/getting late
//might have to do it again


That's called "the stranger."
 
2021-08-02 2:57:04 AM  
Wiles spent several days in the hospital battling a COVID-19 infection that spread widely throughout his staff and family.

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2021-08-02 2:58:00 AM  

Wobambo: We just need to reach out, be respectful, and try to understand them is all.


Or we can contemptuously look down on them and tell them that we're glad they're suffering from the disease which they themselves helped keep endemic to the human race.

They chose to side with the lethal and highly contagious respiratory disease, specifically to spite the people who were taking measures to prevent the spread. They decided to go full Leeroy Jenkins into opposing masks and social distancing and vaccines as soon as they found out they could potentially do a passive genocide against Black people by actively refusing to try to eradicate the disease, and they stormed statehouses while brandishing rifles and swastikas for their "right" to do so.

Any person who is medically eligible to be vaccinated but refuses the vaccine, and also refuses to wear masks in public, is by definition a Nazi who deserves to catch covid and die slowly and painfully.
 
2021-08-02 3:01:31 AM  

austerity101: Yes, we'll all know crazy right-wing assholes say mendacious sh*t. So? What are you going to do about it? Breathlessly report on it and do literally nothing else? Okay


Wiles' co-host Lauren Witzke-the flat-Earth, QAnon-believing conspiracy theorist with ties to white nationalists and antisemites who was the GOP's 2020 Senate candidate in Delaware-then claimed that she shook "10,000 hands last year on the campaign trail" and never contracted COVID-19, noting that it seemed odd that Wiles and his crew never got sick until "this bioweapon" became widely available.
"I'm convinced that my infection and the explosion that we had here in our staff, among my family and friends-20-some people altogether infected suddenly-I believe it came from a vaccinated person coming into this building who was shedding the virus," Wiles replied. "I believe that's how it happened."


/ we can  get you some bullets
 
2021-08-02 3:05:23 AM  
So if the people who got the vaccine are actually the disease vectors, but they aren't themselves getting sick, doesn't that mean you should get the vaccine?
 
2021-08-02 3:06:19 AM  

austerity101: *we all know. Thanks, phone.

But seriously, this isn't news. Oh, a conservative said something heinous! Are there no depths to which they won't stoop?? NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. What are you going to do about it? Wrong your hands? That does f*cking nothing. What's the point.


Of course not. I plan on getting on a largely anonymous news aggregator website and complaining to others that they aren't doing enough to stop conservatives.
 
2021-08-02 3:09:43 AM  

aleister_greynight: So if the people who got the vaccine are actually the disease vectors, but they aren't themselves getting sick, doesn't that mean you should get the vaccine?


But Mah FreeDUMBS!
 
2021-08-02 3:11:36 AM  
I hope his death is more painful than most.
 
2021-08-02 3:11:52 AM  
"I don't think that there is a variant called Delta."

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2021-08-02 3:12:55 AM  

aleister_greynight: So if the people who got the vaccine are actually the disease vectors, but they aren't themselves getting sick, doesn't that mean you should get the vaccine?


Sure. Sounds reasonable... if vaccinated people were actually being injected with a live virus...
 
2021-08-02 3:17:03 AM  
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2021-08-02 3:17:43 AM  

LurkerSupreme: austerity101: *we all know. Thanks, phone.

But seriously, this isn't news. Oh, a conservative said something heinous! Are there no depths to which they won't stoop?? NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. What are you going to do about it? Wrong your hands? That does f*cking nothing. What's the point.

I try to wrong my hands at least once a day. It might literally be "f*cking nothing" but it's still a lot of fun.

//Yes I know you meant 'wring'
/But your phone had other ideas


Why are they called fingers? Have you ever seen them fing?
 
2021-08-02 3:48:20 AM  

HighOnCraic: "I don't think that there is a variant called Delta."

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Is that a pipe next to Covid's whiskey-rocks? No wonder he's the life of the party
 
2021-08-02 3:59:15 AM  
These people think they're the most important, most sane only man in the entire country. They cannot fathom or comprehend why anything happening to them is the fault of their own actions, legitimately believing the tripe they present about being targeted by foreign agents.
 
2021-08-02 3:59:31 AM  
The fact that Wiles wasn't taken by this virus proves that there is no God.
 
2021-08-02 4:00:46 AM  
Why do we allow trash like this to live?  Great try, COVID.  Maybe your little brother, Delta variant, can seal the deal.
 
2021-08-02 4:00:59 AM  

DoctorCal: LurkerSupreme: austerity101: *we all know. Thanks, phone.

But seriously, this isn't news. Oh, a conservative said something heinous! Are there no depths to which they won't stoop?? NO, BECAUSE WE KNOW THIS ALREADY. What are you going to do about it? Wrong your hands? That does f*cking nothing. What's the point.

I try to wrong my hands at least once a day. It might literally be "f*cking nothing" but it's still a lot of fun.

//Yes I know you meant 'wring'
/But your phone had other ideas

Why are they called fingers? Have you ever seen them fing?


Oh wait, there they go.
 
2021-08-02 4:06:45 AM  
This whole covid debacle is what happens when you don't teach kids critical thinking skills. They turn into idiot adults who will just follow anyone. It's the grown up version of a sketchy guy with an even sketchier van asking a kid if they want some candy.
 
2021-08-02 4:18:01 AM  
And you might think... If there was a God... this asshole would be dead right now.
 
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