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2021-08-01 9:38:36 PM  
Speaking before a crowd, Gaetz said he has the "Florida variant" and the "freedom variant."

Maybe don't say that right after Florida had record new cases on Friday...
 
2021-08-01 9:40:30 PM  
We'll remember that when you're dying while on a ventilator, Gaetz.
 
2021-08-01 9:43:37 PM  

Jake Havechek: We'll remember that when you're dying while on a ventilator, Gaetz.


He's been vaccinated.
 
2021-08-01 9:48:43 PM  
We need to have a lottery to kick him in the nuts.

We could wipe out the national debt.
 
2021-08-01 9:49:16 PM  

foo monkey: Jake Havechek: We'll remember that when you're dying while on a ventilator, Gaetz.

He's been vaccinated.


He's probably had all three.
 
2021-08-01 9:58:02 PM  

foo monkey: Jake Havechek: We'll remember that when you're dying while on a ventilator, Gaetz.

He's been vaccinated.


Looong before any of us, to boot.
 
2021-08-01 9:58:22 PM  
His constituents are eager to re-elect him. You know... the ones still alive.
 
2021-08-01 10:12:48 PM  
Matt...in my profession, you NEVER tempt the Kitchen Gods. The kami of the kitchen, the Tsukumogami, the yokai that live in our kitchens and homes, they listen. You never tempt them. You appease them. You propitiate them.

You are looking at throwing the gauntlet down for the Heavenly Bureaucracy and the kami of the courts and scrolls of laws, as well as those yokai associated with disease and illness. You are a walking, talking cautionary tale that is about to bear the brunt of Heaven's Justice. There are oni who are having to knock yokai and kami into orderly lines to keep the queues neat before they visit upon you their own personal vengeance. In waves.

It's not karma that is going to smack you, it is a host of spirits you've badmouthed and offended. Mind you, you could call that causality, and thus karma as karma is naught but actions and reactions, but you can avoid the Ire of the kami by being just a hair polite.
 
2021-08-01 10:16:29 PM  

aleister_greynight: Speaking before a crowd, Gaetz said he has the "Florida variant" and the "freedom variant."


S.T.D.s don't count, Matt.
 
2021-08-01 10:33:19 PM  
Gaetz is permanently on my "relentlessly curbstomp their genitals should they ever cross your path" list. Like, should I even simply pass him on the street, it's boot heel to the scrote until I get bored, or his nose bleeds*, or the Sun explodes, or there's a Golden Girls marathon on, or whatever

* Yes I'm well aware there is little connection between trauma of the testicles and the blood vessels of the nose. That's kind of the point
 
2021-08-01 10:41:17 PM  

hubiestubert: Matt...in my profession, you NEVER tempt the Kitchen Gods. The kami of the kitchen, the Tsukumogami, the yokai that live in our kitchens and homes, they listen. You never tempt them. You appease them. You propitiate them.

You are looking at throwing the gauntlet down for the Heavenly Bureaucracy and the kami of the courts and scrolls of laws, as well as those yokai associated with disease and illness. You are a walking, talking cautionary tale that is about to bear the brunt of Heaven's Justice. There are oni who are having to knock yokai and kami into orderly lines to keep the queues neat before they visit upon you their own personal vengeance. In waves.

It's not karma that is going to smack you, it is a host of spirits you've badmouthed and offended. Mind you, you could call that causality, and thus karma as karma is naught but actions and reactions, but you can avoid the Ire of the kami by being just a hair polite.


I have an oni tattoo

But she is more science fiction than supernatural
 
2021-08-01 11:24:12 PM  
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2021-08-02 12:05:39 AM  

hubiestubert: Matt...in my profession, you NEVER tempt the Kitchen Gods. The kami of the kitchen, the Tsukumogami, the yokai that live in our kitchens and homes, they listen. You never tempt them. You appease them. You propitiate them.

You are looking at throwing the gauntlet down for the Heavenly Bureaucracy and the kami of the courts and scrolls of laws, as well as those yokai associated with disease and illness. You are a walking, talking cautionary tale that is about to bear the brunt of Heaven's Justice. There are oni who are having to knock yokai and kami into orderly lines to keep the queues neat before they visit upon you their own personal vengeance. In waves.

It's not karma that is going to smack you, it is a host of spirits you've badmouthed and offended. Mind you, you could call that causality, and thus karma as karma is naught but actions and reactions, but you can avoid the Ire of the kami by being just a hair polite.


I think Solid Snake needs you.
 
2021-08-02 12:24:01 AM  
Pedo variant.
 
2021-08-02 12:26:49 AM  
I hope he falls face first onto a hatchet.
 
2021-08-02 12:29:01 AM  
Why is it when some cop or congressman or rich prick commits a crime, it takes years to arrest them and charge them with a crime, but when a poor person does they get arrested and charged in a matter of weeks?

How is this farker not arrested and charged yet?
 
2021-08-02 12:30:13 AM  

Jake Havechek: We'll remember that when you're dying while on a ventilator, Gaetz.


I think he already got it after showing up for a vote wearing a gas mask.
 
2021-08-02 12:34:04 AM  

hubiestubert: Matt...in my profession, you NEVER tempt the Kitchen Gods. The kami of the kitchen, the Tsukumogami, the yokai that live in our kitchens and homes, they listen. You never tempt them. You appease them. You propitiate them.

You are looking at throwing the gauntlet down for the Heavenly Bureaucracy and the kami of the courts and scrolls of laws, as well as those yokai associated with disease and illness. You are a walking, talking cautionary tale that is about to bear the brunt of Heaven's Justice. There are oni who are having to knock yokai and kami into orderly lines to keep the queues neat before they visit upon you their own personal vengeance. In waves.

It's not karma that is going to smack you, it is a host of spirits you've badmouthed and offended. Mind you, you could call that causality, and thus karma as karma is naught but actions and reactions, but you can avoid the Ire of the kami by being just a hair polite.


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Dude, that just needed some of this..
 
2021-08-02 12:35:46 AM  

foo monkey: Jake Havechek: We'll remember that when you're dying while on a ventilator, Gaetz.

He's been vaccinated.


BREAK ON THROUGH , TO THE OTHER SIDE. Bassline
 
2021-08-02 12:36:49 AM  

foo monkey: Jake Havechek: We'll remember that when you're dying while on a ventilator, Gaetz.

He's been vaccinated.



Being vaccinated doesn't stop you from getting it.
 
2021-08-02 12:41:52 AM  
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2021-08-02 12:44:05 AM  

adamatari: Why is it when some cop or congressman or rich prick commits a crime, it takes years to arrest them and charge them with a crime, but when a poor person does they get arrested and charged in a matter of weeks?

How is this farker not arrested and charged yet?


Maybe the investigation is going for a bigger fish? I'm just speculating. I've felt the same way as you, but it feels like he will get charges at some point. I think so, anyhow.
 
2021-08-02 12:44:43 AM  
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2021-08-02 12:47:26 AM  
the joke is that he's going to prison variant
 
2021-08-02 12:49:27 AM  

hubiestubert: Matt...in my profession, you NEVER tempt the Kitchen Gods. The kami of the kitchen, the Tsukumogami, the yokai that live in our kitchens and homes, they listen. You never tempt them. You appease them. You propitiate them.

You are looking at throwing the gauntlet down for the Heavenly Bureaucracy and the kami of the courts and scrolls of laws, as well as those yokai associated with disease and illness. You are a walking, talking cautionary tale that is about to bear the brunt of Heaven's Justice. There are oni who are having to knock yokai and kami into orderly lines to keep the queues neat before they visit upon you their own personal vengeance. In waves.

It's not karma that is going to smack you, it is a host of spirits you've badmouthed and offended. Mind you, you could call that causality, and thus karma as karma is naught but actions and reactions, but you can avoid the Ire of the kami by being just a hair polite.


So...you're a bartender?

;)
 
2021-08-02 12:49:30 AM  

aleister_greynight: Speaking before a crowd, Gaetz said he has the "Florida variant" and the "freedom variant."

Maybe don't say that right after Florida had record new cases on Friday...


Nope, that's fine, he can keep saying it all he wants. But when the kids go back to school and start filling up the hospital beds then the Dems better damn well use it against him and the other assholes who aren't taking this seriously.

No forgiveness. These people know better and are purposely causing unnecessary suffering. Never ever let them live this down.
 
2021-08-02 12:50:14 AM  

no1curr: Gaetz is permanently on my "relentlessly curbstomp their genitals should they ever cross your path" list. Like, should I even simply pass him on the street, it's boot heel to the scrote until I get bored, or his nose bleeds*, or the Sun explodes, or there's a Golden Girls marathon on, or whatever

* Yes I'm well aware there is little connection between trauma of the testicles and the blood vessels of the nose. That's kind of the point


Kick 'em hard enough and high enough, they'll make the connection.
 
2021-08-02 12:51:03 AM  

Notabunny: His constituents are eager to re-elect him. You know... the ones still alive.


Which is weird, since once they're old enough to vote, he won't fark them...
 
2021-08-02 12:53:04 AM  
If we get a way deadlier variant, they should call it the FREEDUMBZ variant or something.
 
2021-08-02 12:53:36 AM  
I hope his celly is a very large man with rage issues and a teen daughter.
 
2021-08-02 1:05:17 AM  
FTFA:  "Well next it'll be the Chi Omega variant or the Pi Kappa Psi variant."

Oh, haha. You're so clever and witty, Matt. Guess which variant you'll never get. The Phi Beta Kappa one. Dumbass.
 
2021-08-02 1:05:18 AM  

hubiestubert: Matt...in my profession, you NEVER tempt the Kitchen Gods. The kami of the kitchen, the Tsukumogami, the yokai that live in our kitchens and homes, they listen. You never tempt them. You appease them. You propitiate them.

You are looking at throwing the gauntlet down for the Heavenly Bureaucracy and the kami of the courts and scrolls of laws, as well as those yokai associated with disease and illness. You are a walking, talking cautionary tale that is about to bear the brunt of Heaven's Justice. There are oni who are having to knock yokai and kami into orderly lines to keep the queues neat before they visit upon you their own personal vengeance. In waves.

It's not karma that is going to smack you, it is a host of spirits you've badmouthed and offended. Mind you, you could call that causality, and thus karma as karma is naught but actions and reactions, but you can avoid the Ire of the kami by being just a hair polite.


⛩ I dig the Shinto angle. Nice. ⛩
 
2021-08-02 1:07:31 AM  
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2021-08-02 1:14:48 AM  
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2021-08-02 1:25:49 AM  
Glandular DiCaprio needs to STFU.
 
2021-08-02 1:29:09 AM  

Driver: no1curr: Gaetz is permanently on my "relentlessly curbstomp their genitals should they ever cross your path" list. Like, should I even simply pass him on the street, it's boot heel to the scrote until I get bored, or his nose bleeds*, or the Sun explodes, or there's a Golden Girls marathon on, or whatever

* Yes I'm well aware there is little connection between trauma of the testicles and the blood vessels of the nose. That's kind of the point

Kick 'em hard enough and high enough, they'll make the connection.

H__ M_______y beat no1curr to that, for real, years before Matt became a Congressman.
 
2021-08-02 1:31:22 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: foo monkey: Jake Havechek: We'll remember that when you're dying while on a ventilator, Gaetz.

He's been vaccinated.


Being vaccinated doesn't stop you from getting it.


No, but it mostly stops you dying on a ventilator from it.

Mat Gaetz deserves a burst appendix that causes sepsis & necrotizing bacteria.
 
2021-08-02 1:34:17 AM  
He is McBain doing standup. "I'm a neurotic nerd that likes to sleep with little girls".

Give the guy a break for trying new material!
 
2021-08-02 1:42:16 AM  
If he's on a ventilator this time next month I might just change my thinking about a higher power in the universe.
 
2021-08-02 1:45:56 AM  
Remember when Gaetz was about to be arrested and removed from Congress?

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2021-08-02 1:51:45 AM  
He got the 'makes you wanna fark kids' variant.
 
2021-08-02 1:54:24 AM  
Nothing would thrill me more than to see Matt Gaetz's head crushed beneath the wheels of a Peter Pan bus like a blood pumpkin.
 
2021-08-02 2:09:31 AM  

danvon: FTFA:  "Well next it'll be the Chi Omega variant or the Pi Kappa Psi variant."

Oh, haha. You're so clever and witty, Matt. Guess which variant you'll never get. The Phi Beta Kappa one. Dumbass.


He's already had the I Felta Thigh variant.
 
2021-08-02 2:15:06 AM  

Demetrius: We need to have a lottery to kick him in the nuts.


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2021-08-02 2:34:12 AM  
Just to be clear, Gaetz is a-okay with 186 Floridian deaths per week. Nice.
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Elect to kill your own people, Matt, because that's the ticket.
 
2021-08-02 2:53:12 AM  
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/Facts
//Logic
///Chuckmeat, Libs
 
2021-08-02 3:14:27 AM  

no1curr: Gaetz is permanently on my "relentlessly curbstomp their genitals should they ever cross your path" list. Like, should I even simply pass him on the street, it's boot heel to the scrote


Someone beat you to it.

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2021-08-02 3:28:26 AM  

philodough: Just to be clear, Gaetz is a-okay with 186 Floridian deaths per week. Nice.
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Elect to kill your own people, Matt, because that's the ticket.


7 day average of 58 means 406 deaths per week. And rising.
 
2021-08-02 3:36:48 AM  

austerity101: Are there seriously no people on the left unhinged enough to try to take this human sh*tsmear out?


No.  None.

Our unhinged loonies smoke pot and live in pacifist vegan open-marriage arugula farming collectives.
 
2021-08-02 3:42:01 AM  

hubiestubert: Matt...in my profession, you NEVER tempt the Kitchen Gods. The kami of the kitchen, the Tsukumogami, the yokai that live in our kitchens and homes, they listen. You never tempt them. You appease them. You propitiate them.

You are looking at throwing the gauntlet down for the Heavenly Bureaucracy and the kami of the courts and scrolls of laws, as well as those yokai associated with disease and illness. You are a walking, talking cautionary tale that is about to bear the brunt of Heaven's Justice. There are oni who are having to knock yokai and kami into orderly lines to keep the queues neat before they visit upon you their own personal vengeance. In waves.

It's not karma that is going to smack you, it is a host of spirits you've badmouthed and offended. Mind you, you could call that causality, and thus karma as karma is naught but actions and reactions, but you can avoid the Ire of the kami by being just a hair polite.


It's a shame that spirits aren't real.
 
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