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3992 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Aug 2021 at 11:05 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-08-01 9:35:44 PM  
He's not mad enough to stop being a Republican, so who cares.
 
2021-08-01 10:17:12 PM  
So incentives aren't working to rural folks to take the vaccine? Time to break out the big guns...walmart gift cards.
 
2021-08-01 10:48:24 PM  

fragMasterFlash: So incentives aren't working to rural folks to take the vaccine? Time to break out the big guns...walmart gift cards.


Two words, bacon and beer.  Time to go old school.  All the bacon and beer you can consume.  Suggest hot waiters/waitresses in slutty outfits.
 
2021-08-01 11:06:31 PM  
What a coincidence: his reputation makes everyone want to pee and throw up...
 
2021-08-01 11:06:36 PM  
At the same time?
 
2021-08-01 11:07:19 PM  
Earlier this week, however, Justice declined to enforce a mask mandate in the state.

Is it time to round up the plague rats judges? Yes, yes it is. Fark their terroristic BS opinions.
 
2021-08-01 11:12:19 PM  
So mad that he's doing precisely Jack and Shiat to stop the spread of COVID.
 
2021-08-01 11:13:11 PM  
mrshowrules: fragMasterFlash: So incentives aren't working to rural folks to take the vaccine? Time to break out the big guns...walmart gift cards.

Two words, bacon and beer.  Time to go old school.  All the bacon and beer you can consume.  Suggest hot waiters/waitresses
^siblings^ in slutty outfits.

FTFY
 
2021-08-01 11:16:09 PM  
I guess that's better than being so mad you could spit pee and throw up.
 
2021-08-01 11:16:43 PM  
Here I thought "being pissed" was just a figure of speech.
 
2021-08-01 11:20:31 PM  
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2021-08-01 11:22:38 PM  
Time to get primaried by a guy who believes Hillary Gates is using the virus to spread 5G tracking great resets lizard people and something about victimizing children and Christians in there also.
 
2021-08-01 11:27:39 PM  
Earlier this week, however, Justice declined to enforce a mask mandate in the state.

Thank you the fine citizens of West by God Virginia for electing me Governor. Now please go and die.
 
2021-08-01 11:29:45 PM  
He's only upset because republicans are the ones dying. If too many die the democrats might beat the gerrymandering
 
2021-08-01 11:30:40 PM  
Jim Justice, Really.
 
2021-08-01 11:31:10 PM  
"I'm so angry I could just sit here and do nothing!"
 
2021-08-01 11:32:15 PM  
You get the politicians you deserve.
 
2021-08-01 11:35:23 PM  
Be careful. It's contagious.
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2021-08-01 11:35:59 PM  
42% vaccinated.

I dunno. You can't save people from themselves. If someone wants to jump off of a bridge, they're going to find a way.

Can we use nukes?
 
2021-08-01 11:36:08 PM  
... but not mad enough to get jabbed or wear a mask let alone encourage constituents to do either.

He's a mass murderer.
 
2021-08-01 11:36:43 PM  
I seem to recall months ago people were putting WV up as a model of vaccination rates. This was months ago, still in winter it seems. I would ask what happened since but, yeah.
 
2021-08-01 11:38:02 PM  
But those precautions do not currently include a mask mandate or shutdown restrictions.

So he's not mad enough to do anything that matters.
 
2021-08-01 11:39:55 PM  
In March 2020 I multiplied 1% by 7.5 billion and regretted having learned numbers.

Welcome to the horror, governor.
 
2021-08-01 11:44:26 PM  
Still a Republican, I assume. So ... (wanking motion)

This is what they voted for. "Freedom."
 
2021-08-01 11:46:40 PM  
And cough?
 
2021-08-01 11:46:48 PM  

kyleaugustus: In March 2020 I multiplied 1% by 7.5 billion and regretted having learned numbers.

Welcome to the horror, governor.


It's bad enough just to multiply 1% by 350 million. I mean...people are okay with that? Like, why?
 
2021-08-01 11:47:50 PM  

Gyrfalcon: kyleaugustus: In March 2020 I multiplied 1% by 7.5 billion and regretted having learned numbers.

Welcome to the horror, governor.

It's bad enough just to multiply 1% by 350 million. I mean...people are okay with that? Like, why?


They also buy lottery tickets.
 
2021-08-01 11:50:08 PM  
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2021-08-01 11:56:39 PM  

lolmao500: Earlier this week, however, Justice declined to enforce a mask mandate in the state.

Is it time to round up the plague rats judges? Yes, yes it is. Fark their terroristic BS opinions.


Justice is the governor's (the one who's pissed) name.
 
2021-08-01 11:57:44 PM  

leeksfromchichis: He's only upset because republicans are the ones dying. If too many die the democrats might beat the gerrymandering


Maybe he could switch back to being a Democrat.
 
2021-08-01 11:59:05 PM  

phoenix352: leeksfromchichis: He's only upset because republicans are the ones dying. If too many die the democrats might beat the gerrymandering

Maybe he could switch back to being a Democrat.


Maybe we could get some adults in politics
 
2021-08-02 12:03:09 AM  
The nausea is understandable.  Of course, he also had to take a swing at stroking Trump with his comment.
 
2021-08-02 12:04:18 AM  
If Jim Justice farts and sneezes while he is peeing and vomiting he could be in trouble because that could cause spontaneous human combustion.
 
2021-08-02 12:17:15 AM  

zerkalo: I seem to recall months ago people were putting WV up as a model of vaccination rates. This was months ago, still in winter it seems. I would ask what happened since but, yeah.


they did a really good job of making it so anyone who wanted it, could easily get it.

They just falsely assumed everyone would want to get it.  Instead they set the record for fastest state to 40% and not much else.
 
2021-08-02 12:17:22 AM  
Interesting that West Virginia exists because they rejected slavery, hence were progressive. Now they're as fascist as Mississippi.
 
2021-08-02 12:17:24 AM  
In West Virginia, born and raised
On the toilet is where I spent most if my days
Puking out max and peeing all cool
When I realized my supporters are nothing but stool
 
2021-08-02 12:33:06 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: In West Virginia, born and raised
On the toilet is where I spent most if my days
Puking out max and peeing all cool
When I realized my supporters are nothing but stool


*golf clap*

*Lacrosse pee and vomit*
 
2021-08-02 12:55:34 AM  
Leadership!
 
2021-08-02 1:00:39 AM  

shpritz: lolmao500: Earlier this week, however, Justice declined to enforce a mask mandate in the state.

Is it time to round up the plague rats judges? Yes, yes it is. Fark their terroristic BS opinions.

Justice is the governor's (the one who's pissed) name.


Ahhhhhhhh. So his name is the opposite of what he stands for. Typical.
 
2021-08-02 1:05:05 AM  

zerkalo: I seem to recall months ago people were putting WV up as a model of vaccination rates. This was months ago, still in winter it seems. I would ask what happened since but, yeah.


They started out fine with the "West" getting vaxxed. But then, the "By Gawd Virginia" part took over.
 
2021-08-02 1:12:18 AM  
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2021-08-02 1:34:41 AM  

leeksfromchichis: phoenix352: leeksfromchichis: He's only upset because republicans are the ones dying. If too many die the democrats might beat the gerrymandering

Maybe he could switch back to being a Democrat.

Maybe we could get some adults in politics


Pigs fly. Hell freezes over. Americans grow up
 
2021-08-02 1:55:55 AM  
He could throw up on the pee and use it as a slip 'n slide!!!!
 
2021-08-02 2:46:57 AM  

king of vegas: Interesting that West Virginia exists because they rejected slavery, hence were progressive. Now they're as fascist as Mississippi.


They didn't really reject slavery. They just rejected anyone telling them what to do.
 
2021-08-02 3:02:03 AM  
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It's reality, dipshiat. And apparently, you're just now getting it.

That response though - what in the world?
 
2021-08-02 3:16:04 AM  

Delawhat: Here I thought "being pissed" was just a figure of speech.


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2021-08-02 3:17:04 AM  

omg bbq: You get the politicians you deserve.


Really? Because I definitely didn't vote for Trump and I don't think that we deserved that.
 
2021-08-02 3:37:17 AM  

lolmao500: shpritz: lolmao500: Earlier this week, however, Justice declined to enforce a mask mandate in the state.

Is it time to round up the plague rats judges? Yes, yes it is. Fark their terroristic BS opinions.

Justice is the governor's (the one who's pissed) name.

Ahhhhhhhh. So his name is the opposite of what he stands for. Typical.


Elect Barbara Ann Notaracist for House District 12!
 
2021-08-02 4:39:19 AM  
"When he met with the state's COVID-19 coordinator and the head of state's governmental response team, he asked to be excused from their meeting to make a trip to the bathroom.

'Because the information is not pleasing that's coming to you,' he said around one hour and 22 minutes into the livestreamed briefing. "'It's tough stuff.'"


/snerk
 
2021-08-02 5:55:14 AM  

leeksfromchichis: He's only upset because republicans are the ones dying. If too many die the democrats might beat the gerrymandering


That's a nice thought, but are that many Republican anti vaxxers really dying where it's gonna move the needle that much?
 
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