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190 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 01 Aug 2021 at 3:38 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-08-01 12:51:57 PM  
Drew Curtis beats Fark to death
2021-08-01 12:52:54 PM  
Well, that was fun.  Now what[question mark].
2021-08-01 12:53:22 PM  
Drew Curtis 404
2021-08-01 12:54:20 PM  
Duke Sucks?
2021-08-01 12:55:39 PM  
Fb- NOT the father
2021-08-01 12:59:04 PM  
Server bill not paid yet. Soonish.
2021-08-01 1:00:47 PM  
2021-08-01 1:01:09 PM  
Nothing ever happens here any m
2021-08-01 1:08:12 PM  
Zeta strain of Covid kills last surviving human.
2021-08-01 1:14:17 PM  
You'll get over it
2021-08-01 1:15:10 PM  
Ugly-ass alien overlords shove their ovipositors down your throat.  Cyber-Trump seen taking notes.
2021-08-01 1:16:05 PM  
So long, and thanks for all the farks.
2021-08-01 1:17:28 PM  
Florida Man, forced from his natural home by rising tides, gets job at FARK.COM
2021-08-01 1:26:41 PM  
We all farked now.
2021-08-01 1:28:43 PM  
The home page will be replaced with this:

i.pinimg.comView Full Size
2021-08-01 1:32:59 PM  
Asteriod likely to miss E...
2021-08-01 1:35:01 PM  
Drew, now you've really done i......
2021-08-01 1:38:13 PM  
R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World (Official Video)
Youtube Z0GFRcFm-aY
2021-08-01 1:45:38 PM  
Unsolicited Meteor In Atmosphere
2021-08-01 1:47:42 PM  
So long and thanks for all the squirrel nuts
2021-08-01 1:47:55 PM  
"So long, and thanks for all the booze."
2021-08-01 1:48:15 PM  
Thanks to newly enacted federal legislation is now illegal. Like almost everyone else, we are shutting down. It's been fun. May the internet rest in peace.
2021-08-01 1:53:52 PM  
Caught sayoff
2021-08-01 1:56:06 PM  
Fark, a FOX News Subsidiary.
2021-08-01 1:56:14 PM  
Turner Doomsday Video
Youtube z6f7j1E61sM
2021-08-01 2:01:29 PM  
So long and thanks for the butt stuff.
2021-08-01 2:02:03 PM  
The Last Headline: Just today there have been so many important articles submitted which would encourage all Farkers to be aware and protect our health and our democracy but we got a flurry of greens about sports, knitting, sports, crabs, sports, a couple of rocks, sports, beer, sports, boobs, sports, pigs... wait, no beer or boobies yet today. It's early.
Oops, too late.
2021-08-01 2:07:59 PM  
It will involve a fake spilled highball glass of whiskey and a Treo 650
2021-08-01 2:09:04 PM  
Drew drops the F bomb in an unfiltered headline and says "#%^%$ You Guys, I'm Going Home"
...then runs off with whatever Heineken he can find
2021-08-01 2:09:21 PM  
L A S T  P O S T
2021-08-01 2:13:38 PM  
Dolphins all around the world do double backwards somersaults through hoops, whilst whistling the 'Star-Spangled Banner'.
2021-08-01 2:16:33 PM  
How about a nice game of chess?
2021-08-01 2:23:58 PM  
You won't get over it.
2021-08-01 2:30:41 PM  
"Wacky morning DJs are going to have to find their own stuff now..."
2021-08-01 2:30:51 PM  
Maker's Mark out of business.
2021-08-01 2:46:07 PM  
Boobies no more
2021-08-01 2:47:17 PM  
Still, her emails
2021-08-01 2:57:26 PM  
The Republican party is now the party of Fark. There is only Fark now.
2021-08-01 3:04:33 PM  
The Gorgor ban has been lifted
2021-08-01 3:08:00 PM  

Recoil Therapy: "Wacky morning DJs [AND WRITERS OF LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOWS] are going to have to find their own stuff now..."

2021-08-01 3:11:54 PM  
You shoulda used eight proxies
2021-08-01 3:20:14 PM  
"To align with our sister site Reddit, has adopted its up/down comment voting system to enable cross posting features"
2021-08-01 3:23:32 PM  
The Omega variant?
2021-08-01 3:42:53 PM  

oldernell: Zeta strain of Covid kills last surviving human.

Guess today is a good one for Plague Inc.
2021-08-01 3:43:42 PM  

plecos: The Gorgor ban has been lifted

These last few years would have been so much more fulfilling with Gorgor around.
2021-08-01 3:43:54 PM  
Goodbye, farewell, and f*ck you, Hulk Hogan, for suing us out of existence.
2021-08-01 3:45:49 PM  
[STEM] Rumor has it that Elon Musk's NeuralLink program is acting strangely
2021-08-01 3:46:31 PM  
[Obvious] What does this button do?
2021-08-01 3:51:36 PM  
Sorry my wife found out what I have been doing with my server all these years....

2021-08-01 3:52:51 PM  
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